"Ok, ok, ok." Murdoc grinned at 2d. They've been playing for about an hour and a half now. "Would you rather catch your parents having sex, or have your parents catch you having sex." 2d stuck his tongue out, slightly grossed out.

"Uhh..." The bluenette thought intensely. "I think I'd rather have my parents catch me having sex; I don't want to be scarred for life..." Murdoc chuckled, and then he had another idea.

"Well then, would you rather have your mother catch us kissing, or find Paula with another man?" The bassist asked. 2d thought for a moment.

"I... I think I would rather catch her with another guy..." 2d stated. "I don't care about her anymore so she can do whatever she wants. On the other hand, if my mom caught us kissing... I don't even want to think about what would happen..." He shivered out of fear.

"True." Murdoc admitted, glad that 2d was getting over Paula.

"Hey Murdoc, would you rather put up with my mom for a day, or with Paula for a day?"

"Your mom." Murdoc quickly answered. "There's no way in fuck I'm spending a day with her." He said in disgust. 2d started wondering about just how much Murdoc hated Paula, so he decided to find out.

"Would you rather hit Paula with your car, or have her locked in a room with me for an hour?" The bluenette asked curiously.

"I'll hit her with my car any day. She can stay the fuck away from you." The thought of hitting Paula with his car seemed to please Murdoc.

"Then would you rather kiss her or a pig?"

"A pig." Murdoc didn't hesitate to answer.

I wonder... 2d thought.

"Would you rather kiss me or her?" 2d asked. Murdoc looked over at him and they made eye contact. They were both slightly drunk, and Murdoc decided that it would be a good idea to just tell the truth, what's the worst thing that could happen?

"You." 2d's jaw dropped as he looked at Murdoc, blushing.

"R-Really? You hate her enough to want to kiss me over her??" The bluenette questioned.

"You're a better kisser." Murdoc stated with a straight face.

"T-Then..." 2d considered if it was a good idea to ask the next question. "Would you rather fuck Paula, or me?"

"You." Murdoc's lack of hesitation stunned 2d. They looked at each other in silence.

"T-Then..." 2d choked out. "Would you rather... fuck the hottest girl in school, or me?"

"You." Murdoc didn't break eye contact for a single second. 2d blushed seeing how serious he was.

"Uhh..." The bluenette didn't even know what to say anymore. "Then.... Angelina Jolie, or me?"

"You."

"Cameron Dias... or me?"

"You." Murdoc was beginning to look bored by then, but 2d was still curious.

"Then, me or-"

"2d, listen." Murdoc interrupted him with a bothered sigh. "No matter what you ask, the answer's going to be you." 2d raised his eyebrows. He thought for a moment.

"Would you rather have a one night stand with me, or date me?" Murdoc considered his options. One night stand sounded great, but in the end dating him would be way more beneficial. Although they would move at a slower pace, once 2d got comfortable they could fuck more than just once.

"I'd rather date you." Murdoc stated with a straight face. 2d looked at him, slightly shocked.

"That's so gay..." he mumbled.

"What?!" Murdoc turned towards him, annoyed. "No it's not!"

"Yes it is!" 2d chuckled. "You just admitted that you'd date and fuck me!"

"So what??"

"Murdoc, liking guys is called being gay." The bassist rolled his eyes.

"I don't like guys."

"You said you prefer me over all those different women." 2d grinned. He was in a weirdly good mood, happy that there was someone who took interest in him.

"And?"

" 'And'? What do you mean 'and'? It clearly means something!"

"No it doesn't." Murdoc argued. "You're just... cute." He turned away, clearly not willing to say anything else. 2d sighed, and then had an idea.

"Murdoc." He stated seriously. "Would you rather... kiss me now and admit you're gay... or don't, and then I'll believe you're straight. But if you don't that'll ruin all your chances of ever dating me." He didn't know why he said that, maybe it was the alcohol or maybe the curiosity, but in that moment 2d honestly believed that there could be something between them. Murdoc looked at him, this was a hard question. He was pretty sure that he wasn't gay, but couldn't help but want to date the bluenette. He sighed, making a final decision. In that split second Murdoc grabbed 2d's hair and kissed him on the cheek. The bluenette gasped as his eyes widened. "Mur-!"

"Shut up. I'm straight." The bassist grunted and turned to face the tv. He allowed his hand to slip to around 2d's neck, holding him close.

"B-But! Y-You just-!" 2d was slightly flustered.

"Look, I'm straight, I'm into girls. But you..." Murdoc hesitated. "You're an exception." He reluctantly stated.

"What do you mean?" 2d tilted his head to look at him, but Murdoc refused eye contact.

"I dunno... you're just the sort of guy that makes me have gay thoughts..."

"Gay thoughts..?" 2d thought for a moment. "So does that mean you think about me at night?"

"What, no." Murdoc looked at him with a raised eyebrow. This had gone too far, he needed 2d to forget this conversation.

"Then, do you undress me with your eyes every time you see me?" There were hints of a mischievous grin on 2d's face.

"No." Murdoc sternly stated.

"Do you touch me whenever you think I'm asleep?" Their eyes locked.

"What??" Murdoc's eyes widened. 2d didn't reply, just glared at him. DOES HE KNOW?! Murdoc panicked.

"You think I wouldn't notice?" 2d was deadly serious. Murdoc's face went pale. "At first I actually believed that it was accidental, but then it started happening way too often."

"Oh dear..." Murdoc pressed 2d's body to his own in a hug. The bluenette went limp, Murdoc was holding him so strongly that he could barely move. "I... I'm sorry. You're just so cute when you're asleep that I couldn't help myself. Just like a puppy. So my natural reflex was just to pet you. I'm sorry if it made you feel uncomfortable, but why didn't you say anything?"

"Uhh..." 2d's voice came out muffled since his face was pressed against Murdoc's chest. "Whenever you pet my back or stomach it would help me sleep... I would just really appreciate it if when you were done you wouldn't just rest your hand on my butt. Ok?"

Wait... so he doesn't know I've been touching him there on purpose? He thinks I've just been petting him... Murdoc sighed.

"Of course. I'll take it down a notch."

"Thank you..."

Why did it take me so long to update this??

Oh wait, I know.

Maybe it was because I SPENT THE LAST THREE HOURS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT- I didn't even know what fanfic it was in- BECAUSE I WANTED TO REPLY TO IT. BUT WHEN I FOUND IT, I REALISED THAT THE REPLY WAS CORRRRECT.

UGH. I hate my brain.