No no no. It all went wrong! They were supposed to hate each other! What the actual fuck?! Why the fuck would 2d kiss him?! He's been his worst nightmare since the beginning of this school year!! The worst part is... he kissed him right in front of me... his girlfriend.... how could he do this to me?? I've been putting up with him for so long now! Unlike all his other friends, I didn't leave him when Murdoc took ahold of him! Why... why is this happening?! What did I do wrong?! Paula felt tears make their way to her eyes but she held them back.

"That's it!" She yelled, catching the attention of the lovely dovely couple. It disgusted her. "I'm leaving!"

"What?" 2d asked, genuinely confused.

"I said I'm leaving!" Paula repeated herself. Murdoc rolled his eyes. He didn't care, he just wanted to get back to 2d kissing him. Shit. I can't believe he actually did... this day was a success! "Well, you clearly don't need me here since you're having so much fun with your new boyfriend." She sneered. "Sorry for being a cockblock, you two better get back to licking each other's faces!" She growled sarcastically.

"What??" Why is she acting like that?? 2d thought.

"Jealous much?" Murdoc commented. Jealousy?? 2d's eyes widened.

"Paula... there's no need to-"

"Calm your shit." Murdoc interrupted him. "It's your fault he's sitting on top of me right now so suck it up." He sounded heartless, but not to 2d. He realised that under that hard shell of hatred towards others and narcissism, there was care and feelings. He wouldn't have believed it if he hadn't felt it himself.

"Ugh... you're right." Paula's voice was sneaky and sarcastic, 2d could tell that nothing good was going to come out of this. "2d, why do you even need a girlfriend when you have such a great boyfriend?" The bluenette's eyes widened. "Have fun you two." She growled.

SHIT. 2d thought. I MESSED UP. IF I DON'T FOLLOW HER AND STOP HER FROM LEAVING THIS ROOM SHE'S GOING TO BREAK UP WITH ME!!!

"Paula wait!!" 2d quickly jumped off of Murdoc and hurried towards her. Paula stood in front of the closed door, her back turned to the two guys, smirking to herself.

"Go on then." Murdoc's stern voice filled the room and froze 2d to his spot. Paula lost her smirk and turned around. What is he planning?? "Follow her." Murdoc continued speaking to 2d. "I dare you." Paula lightly gasped. That bastard! He knows 2d values his life too much to say 'no' to him! He's trying to break up our relationship! Not today, bitch!

2d turned to look at him, completely petrified. He gave me a choice... he thought. My girlfriend... or my life...

"Go on then." Paula spoke up in an angry manner. 2d turned to look at her. "Make your choice. Me, or him."

"Huh?" 2d whimpered. Why is she turning against me! She knows I'll die if I choose her! No! I can't do it! I can't pick between them! His legs slowly relaxed, adjusting to the idea that he's not going anywhere, but all this stress started to make him tremble. Murdoc noticed this and started regretting he ever said anything.

Paula glared at him, which 2d didn't seem to notice since he was lost in thought. What kind of boyfriend is he if he's not willing to sacrifice his life for me?!

"Fine." She boomed. "I see how it is!" She reached for the handle. 2d's eyes widened.

"PAULA NO." He took a single step forward and reached his hand out. In a weird way this seemed to break Murdoc's heart. He chose her... But neither of them got too far because as soon as she opened the door there was someone behind it. Eavesdropping. Murdoc peeked from behind 2d to see who it was, his mood completely ruined. His eyes widened.

"What the fuck are you doing here?!" He growled as he pushed past 2d to confront the person at the door. The girl took a step back and adjusted her glasses before speaking.

"I'm sorry but you have the best drama." Gossip girl spoke calmly.

"What?!" Murdoc demanded.

"I mean, who would have expected you to start dating 2d just to prove that Paula's a shitty girlfriend?" Murdoc glared at her.

"Not me." Paula rolled her eyes.

"It was your bloody idea you fucking idiot!!" Murdoc snapped at her. He turned to yell at the blonde source of gossip again. "Don't you dare tell any- huh?" But when he did she wasn't there.

"So..." Her sneaky voice could be heard from inside the classroom. Murdoc and Paula quickly turned around to see gossip girl standing next to a slightly uncomfortable 2d. "What did you and Murdoc do?? Give me all the details ~"

"Well..." The two at the door didn't dare interrupt him. Paula wanted to find out what actually happened, while Murdoc wanted to see if he would lie. "We did everything me and Paula don't do anymore." He duly stated, one might say he was being slightly annoyed by his own statement.

"Which is??" The gossiper got excited. The atmosphere seemed slightly tense.

"We talked." 2d grunted. Gossip girl gasped with a smirk. Paula was shocked.

"Whatever." She rolled her eyes and walked out. The gossiper raised an eyebrow then looked at Murdoc.

"So I'm guessing your dating day was a success? 2d finally got someone to pay attention to him while you got someone to sit on your lap~" Murdoc's eyes widened.

"How did you-?"

"Teehee~" She giggled before making a swift exit. Murdoc shut the door behind her and sighed. What just happened? He looked over at 2d who was standing with his back to him.

"I'm sorry..." Murdoc looked down. "I shouldn't have said anything." He regretted it- if he would have stayed quiet he wouldn't have gotten hurt. What did I expect though? Obviously he'd choose his girlfriend, who he's been dating for months, over me. "I didn't know she'd join in and make you pick... Maybe you should go to her? ...or something..." ugh, I can't believe I'm saying that. Murdoc observed as the bluenette moved towards the door, his head hanging down. He moved to allow 2d to access the door, but the bluenette Just moved with him. Huh? All of a sudden Murdoc felt hands wrap around him and a face leaning on his shoulder.

"Murdoc, why does she hate me??" 2d sounded melancholic.

DOUBLE UPDATE WHOOP WHOOP.

Another fun fact: I came up with the character name "gossip girl" BEFORE I knew about the NETFLIX series...