Alice Simpson, according to Homer is the black sheep of the family. Alice has never watched tv in her life, she doesn't like it. She's the eldest Simpson child. She has  blue hair that she got from her mother and she likes ballet, painting, reading, writing stories,  playing the oboe and much more.  She doesn't like it when her father is drunk and wants to marry a man the opposite of him when she's older. She also doesn't like when Or peanuts, she's allergic. Alice is currently in fifth grade at Springfield elementary and is trying to help Bart become a better kid. What's a big sister for? She's also straight and her crush is either Nelson or open