(requested by @Tony314) 

On top of Blue Base, Jackson and Y/N was standing there, side by side.

Jackson: Hi, I'm Jackson Hunt from the new released Wattpad book, The Silver Eye Armored Hero. A crossover combination of Halo, RWBY, and Red vs Blue.

Y/N: And I'm Y/N Rose from the same book. Due to the last PSA, Jackson and I have decided to take it upon our selfs to provide you readers with actual useful dating tips. In hopes of helping you score that special someone.

Tucker comes up the ramp and runs over to Y/N and Jackson.

Tucker: Hey! What do you mean "useful dating tips"?! I already told them all the useful tips they need to know about getting a slice of some ladies!

Jackson: Tucker, all you did was traumatize Ash, corrupt his innocence, and gave tips that gets you setup to get beat down and slapped around.

Y/N: Yeah, they'd sure get a slap to the face and a broken pride if they went with your advice! I mean, have you even gotten a girl with your own advice?

Tucker: Of course! I've gone out with plenty of chicks with my own material!

Jackson and Y/N look at each other before looking back at Tucker and Jackson takes out his Vibebranium/Adamantium sword and points at Tucker.

Jackson: What's their name?

Tucker thinks for a moment.

Tucker: ...Grif's sister?

Y/N and Jackson: ...........

Y/N grabs Tucker, marching him over to the grav-life, before tossing him onto it and sending him off into the distance.

Tucker (Distance): SON OF A BITCH!!!

Y/N walks back over to Jackson.

Y/N: Now that he's taken care of, shall we continue?

Jackson: Yes. Let's get on with lesson. Oh, look who has joined us.

Jackson and Y/N turn to see Ash behind them.

Ash: Um, hi.

Jackson: Ash, what are you doing here? You don't have to be here for this. Especially after what happened with Tucker.

Y/N: Yeah, it's okay to sit this one out.

Ash: Well... the thing is, I started talking to one of the girls I met at the club. And she's really cool so I... wanted to get some actual tips.

Jackson: (surprised) Really?

Ash: Y-yeah. Mind if I take some notes?

Y/N: Of course you can, buddy. Jackson, you wanna start us off first?

Jackson: Of course.

Jackson turns to the audience in the camera.

Jackson: So step one of our tips is to introduce yourself in a formally manner. And just be yourself when you do it. You don't have to change your voice to sound manly. 

Ash brought out a notepad and started writing that down.

Y/N: Some of you guys, woman or whatever gender you are may have that special someone in your life that you're just to afraid of asking out. Though in my case, I just got made-out with instead.

Jackson: Huh what?

Y/N: Sorry, forget what I said. Not all of us have girls making the first move on us. That's why...

Y/N reaches behind him and pulls out a sheet of paper.

Y/N: We have a short list here to help you take that first step towards the person holding your heart hostage! Firstly, you want to know what they want or more specifically what they want in a guy. Maybe, they want a nice looking person or someone with a good personality. They could also just want them for their money... just saying. But let's not delve into that at the moment.

Jackson: So start by establishing common ground with each other. Learn what their favorite hobbies, activities, morals and values from each other. 

Y/N: Now, once you've somehow figured out what they want in a guy, you can then begin planning your approach... which sounds like putting your hand into a blender for most of you.

Jackson: This is what you call a date. And can be anything from a picnic in the park, a day at the beach, going to an amusement park, or a romantic dinner. It can be anything. As long as it's from your heart and you put everything into it. 

Y/N: There's a couple ways of doing this. You could start up a conversation or say a pickup line, but never try to be an asshole towards them! Trust us, none of that "bad-boy," act is going to get you anywhere.

Ash: Didn't work for Tucker.

Jackson: Which brings up the most important rule in a relationship: be even with each other and trust and unity is key in a relationship. And never ever be an asshole or a dick. 

Y/N: Let's start off with opening up a conversation with them. You can either ask them a question, which hopefully leads to a conversation or try and find a common interest and talk about that.

Jackson: Like this. "Hi my name is Jackson. Some hobbies I like to do is swimming and going to the beach. What's yours"?

Y/N: Though, chatting with someone can also lead to an awkward silence. So, it'd be best to have some things to talk about like... what they do or the weather. 

Jackson: The weather?

Y/N: I've only been in the dating game recently, alright?! I'm still trying to get use to it!

Ash: What dating game? 

Y/N: (sighs) Never mind. 

Jackson: So for this demonstration, we will have Y/N and Dylan be our demo people.

Y/N: Yeah, we can- wait what?

Jackson: Sorry, I don't want to put Ash in the spotlight after what happened with Tucker. He's been through enough of that. 

Y/N: So you decided to make me the guniea pig instead?

Jackson: Y/N, who's in your harem again?

Ash: Literally everyone. 

Y/N: ......... Fuck. Fine, I'll do it. But if anything bad happens, I'm pressing charges on you.

Jackson: To be fair, I have almost the same exact harem you have in Tony314's book remember.

Y/N: Whatever!

Y/N walks into position near a pond where Dylan was at.

Jackson: (sighs) Ash, you doing good so far with all this?

Ash: Uh, yeah. Much better than Tucker and Simmons's ideas.

Jackson: That's good buddy. Now watch this next part closely.

Y/N: (mutters) Okay Y/N, you can do this. You know her for a long time. (takes a deep breath) Hi, Dylan.

Dylan: (smiles) Hi Y/N.

Jackson: As you can see, it's okay to feel nervous. It's a standard human response. Just remain calm and just be you. Being you is what allows someone to see who you are as a person.

Y/N: So, how was your day been?

Dylan: (smiles) Great. Even more better seeing you. And to be honest, I'm nervous too.

Y/N: (chuckles) You and me both. Has everything been happening with you lately?

Dylan: Well, not really good. My husband divorced me after the incident with the Blues and Reds.

Y/N: Oh, that's just sad. I am so sorry to hear that.

Jackson: Now to throw a few pointers. One is being honest is a top merit and more so if your companion felt the same way. And when you two have a deep enough bond with each other, with mutuall trust and stability, they will begin to open up to you and share things that they won't share with others. 

Y/N: So, what will you do now? Find another husband or boyfriend or something?

Dylan: I don't know. I always wanted to be a news reporter and have a married life. But I wanted the one who will be married with me to have the same drive as me. Going the extra mile for the real story and remains fearless. Someone who won't back down from anything.

Y/N: Well, I'm sure you'll find that person eventually.

Dylan: What if I already did?

Y/N: Huh?

Dylan shyly puts her hand in Y/N's and intertwines it.

Dylan: What if he's right in front of me?

Y/N: (blush) D-Dylan?

Jackson: Now this here is somewhat of a rare case scenario. Sometimes you take a leap of faith and speak your heart out. And it can happen both ways. Some couples out there, some was love at first sight and others took time. And either one can take initiative and begin to bond stronger. 

Y/N: (blush) D-Dylan, you're not referring to me, are you?

Dylan: (blush) I am actually. I understand if you don't-

Y/N: (blush) N-No, I'm not against or anything. It's just, are you sure about this?

Dylan: (smiles) I've never been more sure in my life.

Y/N: (blush) Dylan...

Jackson: And here, is the sign of two souls becoming one with each other. But another thing to take in mind is don't rush yourself and don't jump ahead. Be sure to think your responses through before you commit to anything. Honest and your integrity goes a long way. 

Dylan: I love you, Y/N...

Y/N: I love you too...

The two began closer as they about to kiss each other. However, their widen when they heard snap shot of a photo being taken as Grif, Simmons and Tucker were laughting.

Grif: Oh god, that was perfect!

Simmons: You shouldn't seen the looks on your faces!

Tucker: Man, it's so good!

They contiued laughing before they stopped and felt a dreadful aura around Y/N who was carrying a Warthog.

Y/N: You bastards just ruined a romatic moment... Now you're dead!

Grif, Simmons, and Tucker: (scared) Oh crap!

They both started getting smashed to the ground by Y/N who keeps slamming with the warthog.

Jackson: Congratulations to you two Dylan.

Dylan: Uh, thanks Jackson.

Jackson: So to take away from it all: be yourself, be calm, and have your approach ready. Now you decide how the approach goes and always remember: do it from the heart and your soul.

Y/N: (walks back to Jackson and Ash) So, happy your little experiment went well?

Jackson: Yes. Ash, how about you?

Ash: I say I prefer this rather than letting Tucker talk me into his version.

Y/N: There are a few things to point out as well. First off: Once you've finally chosen a place, you take the time to know each other better! You can talk about both of your interest, about each other or how they're family is going! And if you find out they don't want to talk about their personal life. It's best to not push further into it and just wait for them to tell you instead. Trust me, I know this one. Secondly: A sking them out! Most people who hear this, would rather hide in their closet and live there for the rest of their life. They're are many of ways of asking someone out, but all you should do is be yourself. And finally: If that doesn't work just straight up ask them. Probably the best thing you could do, but if none of these steps work for you in the end. Then we have a backup plan for you!

Jackson: What backup plan?

Y/N pulls out perfume.

Ash: Seriously?

Jackson: Perfume?

Y/N: I don't know either. Yang gave me this on my fifteen birthday and told me I'd be so irresistible, that women from miles away couldn't resist it.

Jackson: That sounds too easy. 

Ash: I didn't take you as the one for shortcuts.

Y/N: Still it smells pretty nice. Here, smell it.

Y/N sprays it in front of Jackson and Ash as they both started coughing.

Ash: Agh! Dear God!

Jackson: Aww Y/N! What is in this stuff?!

Y/N: (sprays on himself) I don't know, but I smell fresh as fu-

???: Oh boys!

Jackson and Ash stops coughing as they and Y/N look behind and see Carolina, Tex, South, Kaikaina, Mai, Sapphire, CT, Master Chief, Cortana, Six, and Kimball standing there. Jackson also sees Sarah and Olympia there as well.

Jackson: Sarah? Olympia?

Ash: Where'd you all come from?

Y/N: Yeah girls, you're not supposed to be here!

Kimball: We couldn't help, but realise how nice you three smell today, especially you Y/N~.

Y/N looks stunned. Him, Tony, and Ash both look at each other, before turning their attention to the perfume in Y/N's hand.

Ash: I think you shouldn't accept anymore gifts from Yang.

Y/N: You're kidding me.

Sapphire: I just can't get enough of smelling you! I just makes me want to take you, right here. Right now!

Y/N: ...Nope!

Y/N runs over to the grav-lift and shoots off.

Y/N (distance): I'm not ready!!

Ash: I think now would be a good time to run.

Ash gulped before using his active camo and disappearing.

Jackson: I'm out!!

Jackson jumps on the grav-lift and launches away from the base.

Girls: Get back here, lover boys!

Author: And so, the girls chase after their respective men. All because of the power of perfume... if only it worked in the real world.

PSA ended.