PSA: Diversity
The scene takes places on the planet Iris as we see Y/N and Ash.
Y/N: Hi, I'm Y/N Rose from The Silver Eyed Armored Hero. The recent story created by Sambamhaw on Wattpad with the combination of RWBY, Halo, and Red vs Blue.
Ash: And I'm Ash. Also from the same remade fanfic.
Y/N: Today, we're here to talk to you about the importance of diversity.
Ash: Now those people in the comments: "Why do we need diversity, you ask?" Well, just imagine how lame things would be if everyone was the same. Where everything is just grey.
We then started to see four Simmons.
Simmons 1: Hey guys, I can't find my retainer. Can I borrow someone else's?
Simmons 2: Eugh, talk about unhygienic.
Simmons 3: Oh, c'mon, we all have the exact same mouth germs.
Simmons 2: Dude, I don't want your stuff in my mouth.
Simmons 4: Ooh, who wants to organize their sock drawer by size and color?
All the Simmonses: I do! Jinx! Double-jinx! Rutabega! Chinchilla farm! (beat) My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard / and they're like-
Y/N: (horrified) Oh, dear God, no!!
Ash: Uh, what's wrong with you?
Y/N: Sorry, sorry... I just had a waking nightmare. Please continue Ash.
Ash: Right... Anyways. We here on The Silver Armored Hero are proud of the diversity in our cast and crew. For example, we have my older sister; Rachel Church, aka Agent Carolina.
Y/N: And yeah, she's a girl.
Carolina: I'm not just a girl, love.
Y/N: Oh, right. Uh, girlfriend?
Carolina: Close~. But try again.
Y/N: A feminista?
Ash: That's not even a word.
Y/N: Oh, I get, Carolina. You're trying to make me say something perverted liking you have big bo-
Suddenly Y/N was punched to the ground, hard by Ash.
Y/N: Ow!
Ash: (menacing aura) Say something like that about Rachel in-front of me again. I dare you.
Y/N: (groans) Got it...
Carolina: On second thought, I kind of like 'Feminista'. Sista feminista..... yeeeeaah, nice. (runs away)
Jackson comes in.
Jackson: You do know that they are married Lieutenant?
Y/N: Hey! No spoilers, Jackson!
Ash: Doesn't mean I like hearing THAT when I'm in the room. Especially after Tucker's PSA.
Jackson: Ahem, I was in that one too.
Y/N: Anyway... Moving on number two, we have Lopez. A proud Latino. Hispanic? Cholo?
Lopez: [Incorrect-o.]
Y/N: Then help me out here.
Lopez: [I'm a Bad-Ass Robo American.]
Y/N: Okay, he's whatever he just said.
Ash: He said he's "a badass Robo American."
Y/N: I know that. Next up, we have Grif and Simmons. Two most borning people in the universe.
Grif: Sup.
Simmons: Hello.
Ash: Or as I like to call them: procrastination fatass and intelligent kissass.
Grif and Simmons: Hey!
Ash: Oh come on, you can't deny that it's true.
Jackson: Then you should admit you're a gigantic knucklehead and can be very negative and depressing at time to time.
Grif/Simmons: Ha, burn!
Ash: Hey Grif, I think you may need a cone.
Grif: Huh, why?
Jackson stops Ash by putting two fingers in a grip on the back of his neck
Ash: Agh! Hey!
Jackson: Don't try it. Just admit it.
Ash: I wasn't even going to do it to him!
Jackson: I know. But it doesn't get you off the hook mister.
Y/N: Next we have Caboose, who's intellectually challenged.
Ash: You mean he has brain damage from Omega?
Y/N: Hey, don't say that. He's a nice guy.
Caboose: Uhm, yes I hate to interrupt you anyone seen my pet chinchilla over here? His name is Buttercup Thunderscratch.
Y/N: His name is, what?
Caboose: Benadryl Cundersnatch. He's like the actor.
Y/N: Do you mean Benedict Cumberbatch?
Caboose: Yeah, I don't know who that is. Benek Cawk-Kumberpatch. Benek Cawk-Kumberpatch come to daddy sweetheart! (whistling)
Y/N: Okay, fine, he has brain damage.
Ash: Told you. Even with my tech and knowledge, I can't even figure out his brain. Let alone fix it.
Y/N: The person is, and I can't believe I'm gonna say, is Grif's sister Kaikaina.
Kaikaina: What up sluts?!
Y/N: Yeah, nice to meet you too.
Ash: Um, remind me... *what* she is? From what Grif has told me about her, she doesn't make sense biologically. Or scientifically.
Y/N: It's better you don't ask.
Ash: You know what? You're probably right.
Kaikaina: So, Y/N, are we going to have another round of us fu-
Y/N: (blush) No Kai, we're not! Only in private, okay?! Not when people are watching!
Kaikaina: But-
Ash: Next!
Matthew appears behind Ash.
Matthew: Sup, bitches!
Ash: Jesus! (punches Matthew right in the visor)
Matthew: Ow! Fuck, Ash! (punches Ash in the stomach) You jump to easily!
Y/N: Oh, just in time. This guy is Matthew, a weapon expert who smokes cigarettes and weed.
Ash: Constantly.
Matthew: So what? I get depressed. This is how cope. Even after you fight with terrorists and fought in a war.
Ash: That's why I go to therapy.
Matthew: (shakes his head) Nah... that shit doesn't work for me. I'm a street hustler. I want to put down my traumatic past.
Y/N: (clears throat) Okay then. Another important member from the Blue Team is Tucker, who is a person of color.
Ash: Color?
Grif: What do you mean? Like teal? We're all colored, dumbass.
Y/N: No dude, I mean like... you know... He's black, I think?
Grif: Wait, seriously? Tucker, are you black?
Tucker: Why? Were you guys making racist jokes?
Matthew: Yes! (goes up to Tucker) What's up my-?!
Ash: (slams Matthew down) No.
Y/N: No!
Simmons: No, never!
Grif: Not even the funny ones!
Tucker: Whatever, I'm gonna go shoot some hoops.
Y/N: AHA!
Simmons: Dude, no!
Y/N: I was gonna say he's an athlete, like Lebron James! That's kind of diverse.
Simmons: Oh, I thought-
Tucker: We know what you thought. Racist.
Ash: Ok... moving on. And then we have Donut who is-
Donut: Donut is what? Left-handed? Color coordinated? Born to dance?
Ash looks at Y/N and Matthew, unsure how to answer.
Matthew: (gets up to Ash) He acts like a faggot.
Y/N: Let's just say... fabulous.
Grif: You know, they say everyone's at least somewhere on the fabulous spectrum.
Donut: It's true. I think you guys are some of the most fabulous people out there.
Simmons: Oh, I know. I read the forum comments too.
Matthew: Who else even reads those? They seem fucking pointless to me.
Y/N: For the next ones are Freelancers just like Carolina, we have Agents Tex, South, Connie, Maine, and Washington.
Grif: Which is basically making an everything pizza. Each kind toppings on separate slices.
Ash: One of them's a literal ghost by the way.
Matthew: That's... one way to put it... let's get pizza tonight. I'm fucking starving.
Washington: Hey guys, good to be here.
Matthew: Sup, dude. How's it hanging?
Connie: We're doing fine.
Grif: The freelancers are our resident angry white people.
Maine: Wait what?
Simmons: No workspace is complete without one. Or several.
South: No, hold up. We are white, but we're not angry.
Simmons: Anger and denial! That's like dynamite waiting to blow.
Matthew: I mean you guys are assholes, except Wash, he's cool.
Freelancers (except Wash): Hey!
Jackson: You guys are cool to me. Don't listen to what Matthew says.
Matthew: I mean it's true for Tex and South. Especially with you South. You bullied the fuck out of Wash. I stand by my claim.
South: Fuck you cigarette breath.
Lopez: [Wash is a furious little chiuahua.]
Washington: Did he just call me a chihuahua?
Grif: Do any of you speak Spanish? As most white people don't.
Washington: No?
Grif: Then no.
Simmons: You can really feel the pent-up anger radiating from every one of them.
Tex: Are you guys trying to piss us off?
Grif: Ah! Look out, she's got a gun!
Tex: What? This?
Matthew: (plays around) Holy shit! (takes out That Gun and aims at them) Stay back! I'm warning you!
Simmons: (running backwards) AHH! DUCK AND COVER! SHE'S GOING POSTAL!
Washington: Oh, come on. Everyone's got guns.
Grif: Oh, no! He's gonna read his manifesto now!
Simmons: We don't want your newsletter!
South: You know what? Screw you guys. No wonder Ash is always trying to kill you in your sleep.
Matthew: (laughing and puts his That Gun down) You should've seen the fucking look faces, even if you have helmets. (laughs harder)
Caboose: Ah, Sarge, have you seen Buttercrap Cundercratch?
Sarge: Heck no, son! I always use protection! Now, what do you poster boys for disappointment up to?
Y/N: Hey Sagre. We were just talking about the importance of diversity.
Sarge: Outstanding! You know, I'm a huge fan.
Simmons: Really? I wouldn't have figured you for a fan.
Sarge: Are you kidding? I love it! It creates all the best wars.
Carolina: Huh, does it?
Sarge: Oh, yeah, it's the perfect excuse to shoot people you don't like! BLAM BLAM BLAM! Oh no! I've been shot, and I totally deserved it! Tell my parents I was a failure.
Grif: Have you been sniffing gunpowder again? That's not diversity at all!
Sarge: Diversity? Oooh, I thought you said adversity!
Y/N: No, Sarge, diversity refers to being accepting of people from various backgrounds. All of us joining together to form a rich tapestry of cultures, custom and ideals.
(beat)
Sarge: That's never gonna start any good wars!
Grif: Yeah, no shit Gandhi, that's kind of the point. You have to accept people for who they are and treat them equally.
Sarge: Grif, as usual, you deserve to be kneecapped
Grif: No, not again!
Sarge: But, you've given me a lot to think about. Hmm...
Y/N: Huh, what do you know, If there's hope for Sarge, maybe there's hope for us all.
Simmons: Yeah, maybe we can make a better world by accepting each other and working together to-
Suddenly machine guns fire came out of nowhere and caused them all to scatter.
Grif: (ducking) JESUS!!!
Sarge: (firing at them) I accept you all dirtbags...as equally viable targets!
Y/N: Way to go, Sarge! Technically that makes you one of the most open-minded people here!
Ash; That's not how it works Y/N!
Carolina: (stands up and starts shooting) Eat my feminista agenda!
Matthew: Eat this, jackass! (Takes out his M6G and opens fire on Sarge)
Lopez: [Long live the revolution!]
Grif: Yeah, down with the man!
Donut: But aren't-you the-man?!
Grif: THE OTHER MAN!!!
Simmons: Guys, guys, stop shooting! We're supposed to be setting a positive example to- (got shot) OW!! You sons of bitches!
Sarge: ♫ It's the circle, the circle of life! ♫ What the...? (hops off the Warthog) Hold the Hakuna Matata! Is that a chinchilla on the battlefield? That's not regulation!
Caboose: Ah, there it is! Forgot it's name.
Sarge: Ahh! Get it off! Get it off!
Connie: Oh, man, what's it doing to his leg?
Tucker: Oh, I know what it's doing!
Caboose: Oh, he just has lots of love to give especially around the leg area, Isn't that right, Benaffleck Conjuresponge Thunderflashback?
Sarge: Oh god, somebody just shoot me! Oh, I don't know what's worse, the chin or the chilla! Oooouuuuhhhh!
Grif: So anyway, diversity! Maybe check it out!
PSA ended.
Also, I'm close to getting 4,000 followers this year. So, here's a secret ending to all my friends who helped and supported me throughout the years.
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The scene starts with a shadowy figure sitting on a throne while tapping his foot on the floor along with his finger tapping his head in sync with the beat. The figure got off his chair before twirls and poses as the lights went off, revealing yours truely, Sambamhaw!
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Sam snaps his fingers while walking forward before going down the stairs and poses. The lights when out before going back on.
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Sam was in the subway as looks his left and right to see @Arthias_Pendragon and @terminator5765 dancing before joining them. He notice he was dancing the wrong way before quickly moving to the front before continuing dancing as they spin.
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The scene changes to a town as @NTHNIGHTFURY, @DragoDeion, @newyear2134 and @LarrySuhr729 joined in, much to Sam's surprised. The seven were holding umbrellas while dancing as they lean but Sam falls to the ground before quickly got back up as they opened their umbrellas to reveal their own emblems.
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The scenes changes to a dark area as @DeadMC6, @SuperSodaPie, @PuffedGill, @LightninNelly73, @zer0420, @Fireslash97, @GrimstoneRX1300, @Bolt8091, and @JustyTurne were seen on TikTok color screens while dancing as Y/N was watching the people who inspired him to make his stories while he turns to the front points at the readers with the screens changed to a red x mark.
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The scenes changes to the rooftop as Sam was seen dancing with @ZebastianPR, @MarioCruz23, @Cajun371, and @xyzdragon1234. While they're dancing Zebastin, Mario, Cajun, and xyzdragon gain capes before folding them around their bodies.
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Then the people changed into @Chorus8, @Izanagi_Kuno, @HauntingBlock36, and @Tony314 as they continue dancing with Sam.
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Then Sam moves his arm to right as his dance partners change to Team RWBY before he moves to the arm to left as Team RWBY were now Sarge, Church, Washington, and Carolina. He moves to his hand to his chest as his dancing partners change to Natsu, Lucy, Shiki, and Rebecca.
They kept dancing as Shiki change the Green Keeper, Lucy change into the Pink Keeper, Rebecca change into the Blue Keeper, Natsu change into the Yellow Keeper, and Sam temporary changes into the Red Keeper while smiles at the camera.
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The Power Rangers from Sentai Daishikkaku changed into Y/N who is dancing with Sora from Kingdom Hearts, Zebastin, Meliodas from Seven Deadly Sins, Mario, Kampfer Natsuru from Kampfer, Cajun, Asta from Black Clover, and xyzdragon before they change into Chorus, Jill from Resident Evil, Izanagi, Captain Prince from Call of Duty, HauntingBlock, Master Chief (male version), Tony, and Kait from Gears of War.
Y/N was now with the Slayer from Doom, Cayde 6 from Destiny, Dante from Devil May Cry, Kratos from God of War, and Lilith from Borderlands before they did a pose with their arms and legs crossed before fireworks could go off.
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The readers/writers slide while moving theirs and snapping their fingers before the camera zooms out every time the routine was repeated. With each zoom out, we can the Vanoss Crew doing it with them. They were considered to be of Vanossgaming, H20 Delirious, Daithi De Nogla, I AM WILDCAT, Moo Snuckel, Terroriser, BasicallyIDoWrk, fourzer0seven, Big Jiggly Panda, Lui Calibre, Mini Ladd, and Ohmwrecker.
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The scenes changes to Ainz Ooal Gown sitting on his throne at the Keyblade Graveyard surrounded by human/alien/monster corpses and Keyblades struck down. His body changed as Y/N took his place with a smirk on his face.
That's it for the special ending. Hope you enjoy that. Let me know at the comments below. Peace out!
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