(requested by @LarrySuhr729) 

The scene starts with Caboose who is seen with a wheel of assorted items, the letter, A, and the number 5 on it right behind him

Caboose: Hello! I am Michael J. Caboose; and welcome to... The Price Wheel of Cash!

The title of the show "Caboose's The Price Wheel of Cash" appears as he says the name of the show with clapping and cheering from an unseen audience

Caboose: Ah, I love the clapping part, now onto the contestants!

Sarge: My name's Sarge- um Colonel Sarge actually! And I'd like to completely lie and say that I'm OVERJOYED to be here.

A samurai like spartan in his white armor named Hanzo gives Caboose a death glare, but sighs as he straitens himself.

Hanzo (bows) Greetings, my name is Hanzo Nagama.

Caboose: And here we have DOOR NUMBER 3!

Simmons: (muffled) What? Are you talking to me? What are you saying?! I can't hear anything!

Caboose: Door 3 is a self-proclaimed cat lover with a soft spot for-

Grif: Shut up Simmons.

Fangirl screams appeared when Grif was announced

Caboose: Oh my god! It is Dexter Griff! Competing to earn back his title! Sweet Jesus it's exciting!

Simmons: (muffled) Hello? Caboose I think you forgot airholes!

Hanzo: Simmons, shut up.

Caboose: And now, Bachelor #5... Lopez!

Lopez: [Hello.]

Caboose: Now Lopez we actually had a meaningful conversation backstage and sounds like you're playing today for your sick sister.

The audience awed after hearing what Caboose said

Lopez: [What? I don't have a sister.]

Caboose: INCORRECT!

A laser aimed at Lopez, then Lopez was shot by an unknown sniper. The audience cheered afterwards.

Hanzo: Why do I get the feeling that this is rigged?

Caboose: Sargent, would you like to steal?

Sarge: Uh, I'll take Things That Rhyme with Cheese for $16.

Caboose: Serve concludes!

A buzzer noise with a red waring symbol appears on the board

Caboose: NO DEAL!

Sarge: Oh come on! This is rigged!

Simmons: (muffled) What?!

Caboose: As a question, please.

Sarge: (confused) Umm, this is rigged?

Caboose: That's correct!

The board now shows a green checkmark with clapping and cheering that gets louder and more excited as time moved on.

Simmons: (muffled) Um guys... seriously!... I really... can't... breathe in here!

Simmons then faints from lack of oxygen inside the barrier.

Caboose: And that concludes the first round of whatever this is! Can we please take a look at the scores? Thank you.

The score shows as they are all tied. Sarge has a hangman stick figure without arms, Hanzo has 0, Simmons has 0, Grif has 0, and Lopez has Zero in Spanish. 

Caboose: Ah! Close game. Okay, before the show we talked to the contestants on why they want to be on the program. Here; is what the had to say.

Sarge: I'm only playing this game for the prize!

Stagehand: What prize?

Sarge: Well, of course the blue bambino isn't gonna just tell us! I have a certain suspicion I know exactly what it is...

Grif: It's a car. They always giveaway free cars on these things.

Sarge: It'll be his BASE! Ha! Ha! Ha! That means finally after years of my trial and my subordinates' errors; I'll have TWO bases in the middle of a box canyon! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! It's a fool proof plan!.... What do you mean "Then what?"?

Lopez: [I don't want to be here.]

Hanzo: Honestly, I did not want to be here. All I wanted to do is practice on my swordsmanship and archery, then meditate. That and wanting to beat the living shit out of Tucker FOR TAKING PICTURES OF MY SISTER WHILE MY BACK WAS TURNED!!!!!

Tucker: (off scene) I said I was sorry!

Hanzo: TUCKER YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO RUN BEFORE I CUT YOUR HEAD OFF YOU PERVERT!!!!

A panel wipe returns to Caboose on the stage

Caboose: Aright, so we forgot to stop playing during the break! So the score's now 8 to 8.

The audience was cheering as now all four contestants had hangmen snowmen, with Lopez having a Spanish accent on his snowman's head and [en español] underneath his snowman.

Caboose: For the team round!

'Caboose then walks onto a new new set called "The Bluey Reds"

Caboose: Number 2! We ask Griff privately a series of questions and then asked you also privately how Griff would answer it's incredibly convoluted and is also the truest test of a loving relationship.

Simmons: Relationship?

Grif: Loving?

Caboose: Good! You're already finishing each other's sentences; this is gonna be good. Now, first question. What did Door Number 2 say was Grif's favorite food?

The board showed the word "Everything" on it.

Caboose: And Grif.... What did you say?

The board showed the same thing as the last one, but with a bite mark taken out of it followed by a chomping noise.

Caboose: Survey confirm?

A green star with a bell noise appeared on the board

Caboose: Oh! The answer screen is indeed part of everything! 10 points to Griff and Door!

Caboose then turns to Lopez, Sarge and Hanzo.

Caboose: Lopez. We asked you both the same question; what is Sargent's favorite food? Sarge your answer?

The board then shows "Strawberry Shortcake" on it.

Sarge: The most red cake you could possibly eat. Wait a minute, no I forgot about Red Velvet! I need to change my answer!

Hanzo: Oh for gods sakes man! It's Strawberry Shortcake!

Caboose: And Lopez you said?

The board then shows "Terciopelo Rojo" which translates to "Red Velvet", either way since it doesn't match Sarge's answer, it's wrong

Caboose: Incorrect. You will both be eliminated if you don't survive THE LIGHTNING ROUND!

Hanzo: (facepalms himself) Oh god, here we go.

Both Hanzo, Sarge and Lopez are both electrocuted by a bolt of lightning striking them.

Grif: What the hell? We won?

Caboose: That's right Griff I am so excited, are you two excited?!

Simmons: Uh...-

Caboose: Tell me you're excited.

A bunch of guns pointed at Grif and Simmons, threatening them to show joy over their victory.

Simmons: Uh yeah we're so excited.

Grif: Yay?

Caboose: Okay good! We are all excited and yelling together! We will be right back after this word from our sponsor.

Cuts to a cardboard sign with the words "Ad brake goes hear" then cuts back to the show

Caboose: Okay, final question. This is for all the marbles... including the one I ate 4 years ago... in that blueberry eating contest. Which may or may not be the prize.

Simmons: Is it the prize?

Caboose: Shut up Door Number 2! Get ready for the last question!

Grif: Yeah Door Number 2.

Caboose: And if you do not answer this question correctly, then Sister dies!

Sister is then shown on the screen tied to a railroad as a train is heading towards her.

Sister: Uh, guys?

Hanzo: What the fuck?!

Grif: What the hell? How did you-

Caboose: The question, should you choose to accept. What is... my middle initial? Is it... A.D, E.C, -.4, or π.Purple?

Simmons: Really?

Caboose: Choice E! Is that your final answer?

Simmons: What? No! It's uh, it's uh, ummm, oh damn test anxiety!

Caboose: Door 2 locks in choice E! Griff!

Simmons: Aw, man.

Hanzo: Be smart Grif.

Grif: When in doubt always picks C.

Hanzo: GRIF NO!!!

Caboose: Griff also locks in choice E.C!

Sarge: No! I know this, I know this! It's D, D as in Dogdamn Dirty Blue!

Grif: Hey! Get of the stage! You already lost dickhead!

Caboose: And Sarge locks in choice D. The answer is...

The monitor shows a question mark followed by the audience gasping

Caboose: I am sorry, we forgot to put the right answer up there, it was actually choice... K.... J.

Simmons: What?!

Hanzo: WHAT?!?!

Caboose: Which was also our daily double trouble with cheese. So by default the person with the most points gets to steal.

As Simmons, Grif, Hanzo, and Sarge look at Lopez which the latter looks back at them, their points are Simmons with a walking figure with the numbers -3928319392 underneath it, Grif with F, Sarge with -57, Hanzo with D -6, and Lopez with 0 with a Spanish accent placed over it. 

Lopez: [What?]

Caboose: YES! THAT IS RIGHT! IT IS K! CONGRATULATIONS YOPEZ! YOU HAVE WON! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?!

Lopez: [Caboose's Subtitles: I am happy. And I love my new best friend Caboose.] [What Lopez actually said: I hate this. Wait, what? Wrong subtitles.]

Caboose: YES! LOPEZ YOU MAKE THE BEST NEW EVER! PLEASE WHEEL OUT THE BEST FRIEND CROWN!

Lopez: [Caboose's Subtitles: Let's go home and watch movies and talk about boys.] [What Lopez actually said: What? No. Please no. Incorrect subtitles.]

Hanzo: So the prize was just to be Caboose's friend?!

Grif: No car?

Simmons: Or money?

Caboose: Ah, Door Number 2, the game's over! You already picked choice E.

The audience began laughing, as the five contestants look over to the left side of the stage.

Simmons: What? No, no! Stop laughing!

Lopez: [Caboose's Subtitles: This is the best day of my life or anyone else's life.] [What Lopez actually said: Please, I don't want to. I don't want to!]

Caboose: And that's it for whatever this show is called! Please don't forget to like and subscribe to your pets. Bye-bye!

In reality Y/N, Hanzo, Sapphire, Simmons, and Sarge were all looking at Caboose sleeping on the ground.

Hanzo: What the- How the hell did he get in?!

Simmons: What do you think he's dreaming about?

Sarge: Simmons. Some questions, like how he's constantly able to get through our defenses only to sleep on our newly installed heated linoleum; are best just left unanswered. Come on. Grab his ankles.

Simmons: Aw, man. Why do I always get the heavy part?

They then started carrying Caboose out of here while Y/N, Hanzo, and Sapphire watched. Just then, they heard a picture being snapped as they looked behind them to see Tucker taking a pic of Sapphire from behind.

Hanzo: (runs at Tucker with his katana in hand) TUUUUCKEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tucker: AHHH!!! (runs away)

Hanzo then starts chasing Tucker while Sapphire and Y/N watch.

Sapphire: (sighs) And there he goes.

Y/N: Yeah...

Hanzo: COME BACK HERE YOU SACK OF SHIT PERVERT MOTHER FUCKER!!!

Sapphire: Don't worry, he'll tire himself out. (smirks) By the way Y/N ,you want go out later?

Y/N: Well, I'm free at the moment. Where to?

Sapphire: How about tonight at the club?

She smiles as she cups Y/N's cheek while pressing her breasts against his chest.

Sapphire: You know, I still owe you that dance babe. (winks)

Y/N: (blush) Oh right.

She giggles as she kisses him on the cheek.

Sapphire: I'll see you tonight babe.

She then starts walking away while her ass sways from side to side as Y/N blushes.

Y/N: (thoughts) God damn these woman. 

PSA ended.