Chapter 4: Knock Knock Freelancer
We cut outside of Red base where we see Y/N and Lopez fixing the warthog which is flipped by the way. We also see Matthew, Sarge and Griff standing next to the warthog as repair tools can be heard in the background.
Matthew: And I ordered them to retreat and escort the rookie back to base with the flag, immediately, but they didn't comply. The Blue's tank showed up behind and I had to disable it in order to save they sorry asses. (turns to Grif) Especially, you Private Grif.
Grif: I thought we could just sneak up on them.
Sarge: Will you both shut up?!
Matthew: (to Grif) Yeah he's talking to you, so shut the fuck up.
Sarge: And you too, methhead! Do you two have any godly idea how much this piece of equipment?
Grif: I-I don't know, like, uh, what... ten, t-ten- twenty, twenty-five bucks, maybe?
Y/N: Ninety.
Grif: (looks at Y/N) Ninety bucks?
Y/N: Ninety thousand dollars!
Matthew: No you're wrong. It's a lot more than that. I'd say 343K dollars if modified.
Grif: Uh...(looks at Sarge) You're gonna kill me now, aren't you?
Sarge: Tell you what, Grif. I'm a fair man. I'll give you a ten-second head start before I let Y/N, Carlson, and Lopez do anything they want to you.
Y/N and Lopez stop crouching and drop their tools on the ground. Y/N grabs his rifle and starts to reload it.
Matthew: (grabs That Gun and M6G Magnum and turns to Grif) Heh heh... Nice.
Grif: (gulp) Guys, I just want you to know, I'm really, really sorry here and-
Sarge: Five Mississippi.
Lopez grabs his assault rifle and aims it at Grif.
Sarge: Six Mississippi.
Grif: (slowly backs away) Okay, uh, I guess I better get going then.
Matthew, Sarge, Y/N, and Lopez looked at each other for one second and started unloading their weapons at Grif.
Grif: (in the background) Hey guys, that's not funny! Somebody could get hurt here!
Matthew: You screw up, pay the fucking consequences, asshole!
Sarge: Keep firing on him, boys. I gotta grab my camera.
(Meanwhile: Blue Base)
On top of Blue Base, we see Tex shooting something while Tucker stands next to Tex.
Tucker: That's basically it, sir. They have seven guys over there, huge rocket launcher and a big jeep.
Tex: And your flag.
Tucker: Right, that too.
Tex then throws a grenade at something as it explodes in the distance.
Tucker: Uh, hey, Tex? I don't know what it's been like at your other bases, but we try not to use other soldiers as target practice here.
The camera moves to the right where we see Tex has been firing at Caboose.
Caboose: I'm scared.
Caboose then walks up to the two as Tex starts to reload several weapons.
Tucker: So, you've got the special forces black armor, I see. Were you in the special forces at some point?
Tex: (looks at Tucker while reloading a gun)
Tucker: Yeah, I used to have black armor too. It was black because I got this stuff all over it from th-
Tex then starts to leave.
Tucker: O-Oh, okay, you gotta go? I'll see you later.
Caboose: (whispers to Tucker) I don't think he likes you.
Tucker: Thanks.
Tucker and Caboose run up to the edge of the base and look at Tex.
Tucker: Where are you going?!
Tex: Red base. Kill everyone. Get the flag back.
Caboose: Oh. Okay! We'll just stay here and guard the trans...porter?
(Meanwhile: Red Base)
We cut to the top of Red base where we see Grif, Y/N, Matthew, Simmons, and Donut who's seen holding the flag. Talking to one another. But Y/N is seen sitting with the Hydra on his lap and a screwdriver on his left hand.
Matthew: So I got orders from Sarge. You guys are on probation for the next couple of days.
Y/N: Bullshit.
Simmons: He told me he thought you were a retarded monkey, and he's gonna suspend your weapon privileges.
Donut: Hey, since I captured the flag, d'ya think they'll give me my own color armor now?
Y/N: (then puts the screwdriver inside the Hydra) What do you mean "captured?" You literally thought you were going to the store and buying elbow grease and fuel. I mean, this is a goddamn canyon!
Matthew: (to Y/N) Stop! (to the Reds) Sarge says you all got extra work after shifts for the rest of the week. Weekend passes are revoked!
Donut: Still, you think there's a shot?
Simmons: Maybe they'll give you Grim's armor, since he destroyed the Warthog.
Grif: (laughing slightly) Yeah. W-wait. You don't- you don't think they'd do that, do you?
Sarge: (from afar) Y/N! I need your help with this!
Y/N: Coming Sarge!
Y/N gets up and heads down.
Matthew: (looks to Simmons and Grif) You start tomorrow at 5am. (turns and walks away) Carry on, gentleman.
Simmons: Whoa, that was nice of him to say.
We then cut to Lopez crouching next to the puma as we hear a socket wrench in the background and we see Sarge watching Lopez.
Sarge: Try connectin' that hose to that metal thingy there. I think that's what's making that rattle.
Lopez stands up and looks at Sarge.
Sarge: I....Think I'll let you do it.
Lopez looks back at the puma and crouches. Lopez continues to fix the puma as Y/N walks up to Sarge.
Y/N: You called Sarge?
Sarge: I did Y/N, I need you to fix the turret.
Y/N: Sure, I can do that.
Y/N heads to the turret and starts to fix it. Suddenly a cloaked Tex passes Sarge.
Sarge: What the...? What was that?
Y/N: What was what?
Sarge: Could've sworn I saw something pass me.
Y/N: Probably just your imagination sir.
Sarge: Ahh you're right. Let's get back to work.
Camera pans down to reveal invisible Tex, walking around the outside of the base.
Grif: (looks at Donut) Hey, rookie, tuck the flag someplace safe until we can figure out what's going on.
Donut: Good idea. I was sick of carrying this anyway.
Donut puts down the flag and Grif stands next to Simmons.
Simmons: Did you hear that?
Grif: Yeah.
Donut: Hey. What's going on?
Tex then throws a plasma grenade. Grif turns around and sees something on Donut's head.
Grif: What the fuck?
Donut: What?
Simmons: (looks at Donut) What is that thing?
Donut: (concerned) What thing?
Grif: There's somethin' on your head.
Donut: What, is it a spider? Get it off!
Simmons: No, it's not a spider, it's like a blue thing.
Donut: What, like a blue spider? Get it off!
Grif: It's not a spider! Calm down. It's some kinda...fuzzy pulsating thing.
Donut: That doesn't sound much better than a spider.
Simmons: Does it hurt?
Donut: No.
Simmons: (looks at Grif) Maybe we should try to take it off.
Grif: Good idea. Go for it.
Simmons: Me? By "We" I meant "You" Asshole.
Donut: Well, somebody needs to get it off. Look, it might be dangerous.
Suddenly the plasma grenade explodes.
Grif/Simmons: SON OF A BITCH!
Grif: Sim- Where'd he go?
Simmons let out a girly scream before fainting.
Grif: Don't kill me, I'm too good looking to die!
(Blue Base)
We cut to the top of blue base where we see Caboose and Tucker, with Caboose looking at Red Base through a sniper.
Caboose: Man. he's really kicking their asses.
Tucker: How come I never get the fucking sniper rifle?
Caboose then lowers the rifle.
Caboose: I'm really glad Texas is on our team and not theirs.
Tucker: Sure makes things a lot easier on us.
Caboose: Yeah. I think switching Tex for Church was a good trade.
Tucker: It definitely seems like your killing Church is starting to work out for us.
Caboose: You know, you think so? You know, I was gonna say something, but uh...Well you know, uh...Nah.
Caboose raises the sniper rifle looks through the scope.
Tucker: Did Tex get in the base?
Caboose then sees Tex not invisible anymore and walking inside the Red Base.
Caboose: Yeah.
We then cut inside Blue Base where we see the flag magically returned.
Jeff Steitzer: Blue team...Flag return
We cut back to Tucker and Caboose where they look confused.
Tucker: What the? Who said that?
Tucker turns around and sees Church.
Church: (clears throat) Sorry, that was me. I, uh...I guess I had something in my throat. Your flag is back by the way
Caboose: (looks at Church) Hey! It's Church!
Church: Yeah it's me. Hey Caboose
Caboose: Hey Church! What are you up to?
Church: Caboose, (laughs) I'm not really here to make small talk, okay? (Looks at Tucker) How'd you guys manage to get your flag back?
Tucker: W-What? Oh. Th-That flag? W-We've always had that.
Church: Tucker...Who do you think you're trying to fool? Hey, wait a second.....Where's Tex?
Tucker: I'm not really sure. He said he was gonna go to the store, something about, uh, elbow grease.
Church: Oh great. This is so typical! What was the one thing I told you guys the last time I appeared?
Caboose: (clueless) That Sidewinder is cold?!
Church: (grunts) What was the OTHER one thing I told you?
Tucker: Not to let him get involved?
Church: Right. And what did you do?
Tucker: We...Let him get involved.
Church: And not just a little involved. How involved?
Caboose: Very, very involved.
(In Red Base)
Tex was about exit Red Base. Once he was about to round the corner, he suddenly got hit in the visor with a Jack Daniel's bottle that broke on impact, which stunned him. He was then socked and upper cutted to the ground and dropped his rifle. When Tex reached out for it, a foot was place on his chest and a rifle barrel aimed at her head.
???: Don't you try it.
Tex looks up to see Matthew's red visored helmet glaring down her.
Tex: Hey buddy.
Matthew: The fuck you want?
Tex: You should have had a cone protecting you.
Suddenly Tex's leg shot up, hitting Matthew right between his legs and into the family jewels. Matthew's helmet was red and from the immense pain and all of sudden.
Matthew: (feels better) YES! You should've went for the head!
The Red Corporal delivers a hard curb stomp to Tex's head. It was so hard that it knocked her out. The Red goes to Tex's jewels and stomps them.
Matthew: How do you like it?!
Y/N: (comes in) What's going on?!
Sarge and Lopez came running and armed.
Sarge: Nice work son, you caught the intruder.
Matthew: Thanks Sarge... now if you please excuse me, but...
Matthew grabs his jewels and falls in pain.
Matthew: OOOWWWWW!!! You motherfucker!
We cut to the top of the base where we see Grif slowly get up
Grif: Ow, what the-My freakin' head. Jesus
Grif turns around to see Simmons and Y/N with med pack next to them as they crouch next to Donut and tends to his wounds. Y/N notices Grif and looks surprised.
Y/N: Wait a minute, you're alive?!
Grif: Uh yeah?
Y/N: You flatlined about ten minutes ago!
Grif: Cool, I cheated death!
Simmons: (stands up) He's hurt, Grif. He'll make it, but we need to get him some help fast.
Y/N: I'll call command.
Y/N stands up and puts his fingers on the side of his helmet while Grif continues to look at Simmons.
Grif: Yeah, yeah, hold on a second. What happened here? Wh...First Donut's head exploded, and then you fainted, and then some black thing showed up, and started-
Simmons: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. I did not faint, something knocked me out.
Grif: Okay, fine, keep lying to yourself. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Y/N: (in the background) Yeah, he's....No he did not get injured because.......No he got hurt because...Grenade! Grenade! Jeez.....NO! Not that type of grenade!......Just send a goddamn medic team here to pick him up!
Y/N ends the call and looks at the others.
Y/N: Come on, we gotta go help Donut outta here.
Grif: Yeah, sure. Oh, and, uh, I'm fine, by the way. Thanks for asking.
Grif heads down the ramps.
Simmons: Whatever, no one likes you anyway.
We cut back to the top of Blue Base where we see Caboose looking at Grif entering the base through the sniper rifle.
Caboose: Yep. He's definitely captured. Or dead. Captured or dead. (gasp) Or Captured and dead!
Church: (sarcastic) Oh, well, that's just perfect!
Tucker: What?! What is your problem!? Why do you even care if he's captured? I thought you hated that guy anyway for stealing your girlfriend.
Church: I never said I hated Tex. I just said that she was the reason why we never got married.
Caboose: She?
We cut inside where we see the Reds except Donut. But there is Tex on the ground unconscious.
Simmons: Sarge, we need to get Donut air-lifted outta here.
Sarge: Could you put that in a memo and entitle it "Shit I already know!" Get on the horn with Command!
Y/N: I did, but it will take some time before they'll arrive.
Suddenly everyone hears noises and everyone turns around to see Tex awake and standing.
Sarge: Well, look who's up. Rise 'n' shine, buttercup.
Matthew: (arms crossed) Well well, nut kicker. I hope you enjoy your nut-breaking nap.
Tex suddenly sparks on his right shoulder and jerks a bit as a distorted voice can be heard coming out of him. It stops and Tex looks at them.
Tex: (now sounding female) Oh great... You broke my voice filter, and probably what I was saving for someone. You cock biting fucktards!
Matthew blinks inside his helmet. He backs up to be beside Y/N and began whispering to him.
Matthew: (leans in to Y/N) Did I just... hear that right?
Y/N: (shocked) You got to be fucking kidding me...
Grif: Ah-ha! I knew it! Only a chick could give me a headache this big!
Tex: What's the matter? You never seen a girl before? How long have you guys been out here?
Matthew: (sarcastic) ...Waiting for you to show up and suck my dick.
Y/N: Matthew, shut the fuck up.
(with the Blues)
Tucker: (confused) Let me get this straight. You're telling me that the guy that showed up here, scared the living shit out of us, shot at Caboose, and beat the hell out of the Reds wasn't a guy at all? That he was a chick? And on top of that, she was your ex-girlfriend?
Church: In a nutshell, yes. That's an excellent summary.
Caboose: I should have known... She didn't like me... Girls never like me.
Tucker: Caboose, I don't think anybody likes you.
Caboose: (looks down) I like me...
Tucker: I don't think I've seen a girl that mean before. Are you sure she's a chick? And not a guy? Or like, part guy part shark?
Church: I'm pretty sure I'd know if Tex was a guy. And I'm definitely sure I would know if she was part shark.
Caboose: Wait, oh wait, oh wait. If she's a girl, then why is she named Tex?
Church: Uh... because she's from Texas.
Caboose: ...
Church: Trust me, it makes sense. And you can't blame her for being so aggressive. It's not entirely her fault to begin with.
Tucker: Right. You should blame God. First he makes hangovers, and now, half women, half sharks that won't even sleep with me. Thanks for nothing, God!
Church: Will you shut up with that? She got recruited into some kind of weird experimental program back during basic where they infused her armor with this really aggressive A.I. I'm not really sure how it all works, but all I know is it made her meaner and tougher than hell. Not to mention she was being hunted down by some "Onyx Wolf" freak form time to time.
Tucker: Onyx Wolf? What kind of name is that?
Church: I don't know, It's supposed to be some sort of Codename. Basically, it hunted Freelancers like her.
Caboose: (thoughtfully) A.I....What's the A stand for?
Church: Artificial.
Caboose: What's the I-
Church: Intelligence.
Caboose: Ohhhhhhhhh............What's the A again?
Church: Let's move on.
Tucker: So...The military put this program in her head, and that program made her a killer, but underneath it all she's really just a sweet, down-home girl?
Church: Oh hell no. She's always been a rotten bitch. It's just now she's a rotten bitch with cybernetic enhancements.
Tucker: Wow. Sounds like you really won the lottery with that one. Good catch there, buddy. She's a keeper.
Church: (looks at Caboose) So how are you doing, Caboose? Are you following any of this whatsoever?
Caboose: I think so. That guy Tex...Is really a robot...And you're his boyfriend. So that makes you....A gay robot.
Church: ........ (sarcastic) Yeah. That's right. I'm a gay robot
(Meanwhile: Red Base)
Tex was being held at gunpoint.
Grif: So, you're a girl, huh?
Tex: ...
Simmons: Just ignore him, that's what we do.
Matthew: Don't let her leave. She takes one step, kill her. I'll be right back.
Matthew walks out.
Y/N: Where are you going?
Matthew: (stops) To check in with Sarge. And remember, shoot her if she takes one step.
Matthew goes to the top of Red Base.
Y/N: He wants to go drinking, isn't he?
Grif/Simmons: Definitely.
Grif: (to Tex) Not so tough now that we unloaded your weapon are ya?
Tex: Hey punk, I don't need a weapon to kill you.
Grif: Yeah, right. What're you gonna do, punch me?
Tex leans in at Grif quickly. Grif flinches and steps back.
Grif: Ahh! Not in the face!
Simmons: Dumbass.
Y/N: Who's the girl now?
Grif: Shut up.
Y/N: Whatever. Grif, Simmons, you go outside. I'll watch over the prisoner.
Simmons: You sure about that?
Y/N: Yeah, I can handle this.
Simmons and Grif looked at each other before they left the two alone.
Y/N: I could've shot you at the fucking head the moment I recongize you.
Tex: So why didn't you?
Y/N: Because if you don't give me the information I what, I won't hesitate to kill you myself.
Tex: Depends. What do you want to know?
Y/N: What are you doing here?
Tex: I was called here by those blue idiots.
Y/N: Bullshit. I know you have a another reason. Why else would any from Project Freelancer sent you in this fake war they setup?
Tex: Keep Onyx off my back, maybe earn some extra cash, see you, the list goes on (state name).
Y/N: (state name) is dead, Tex.
Tex: Yeah? Well literally, so am I.
Y/N: How did you even find me?
Tex: I didn't even know you were here. I figured by coming here, I'd make some extra cash and lie low for awhile. (she walks up to him) But it is good to see you.
Y/N: (surprised) I-I don't understand... you were looking for me?
Tex: You're the only one I can trust since the fall of the project. Anyone else I can think of is either in hiding or Onyx got to them first.
Y/N: You do realize I left you guys, right? After what I learned about the Director and the Alpha, when Carolina was obsessed with the leaderboard and beating you.
Tex: And that saved you. When you left, everything fell apart. We turned on each other. Secrets were revealed... (mutters) Ones that makes me wonder who I even was and am.
Y/N: What?
Tex: Nothing. But if you want to know everything... (holds out the data drive)
Y/N: What is that?
Tex: Everything CT risked her life for.
Y/N: CT? What do you mean?
Tex: You didn't hear? Connie's gone, Y/N.
Y/N widen his eyes in shock and disbelief.
Y/N: (shocked) What?
Tex: I know this is hard-
Y/N points his rifle at Tex while glaring at her.
Y/N: (glares) WHERE. IS. CONNIE?!
Tex: Y/N, calm down! We were sent to... we were sent to eliminate her and retrieve her armor. We weren't the first ones though.
Y/N: I don't believe you!
Tex: Y/N... Onyx took her. Carolina and I managed to corner her, but Onyx managed to grab her first. She's gone.
Y/N: (lowers his rifle) No...
Tex: I'm sorry Y/N. I really am. CT wasn't the last to fall though.
Y/N: What?
Tex: Maine... Carolina... Maine, killed her.
Y/N: (shocked) Maine? Killed Carolina?
Tex: I saw it myself, so did Onyx. He took her AI, Eta and Iota, then he threw her off the cliff.
Y/N: I'm gonna fucking-
Grif: (walks in) Hey Y/N, what're you, flirting with her?
Y/N: SHUT UP GRIF!!!
Grif: Jeez... Someone's cranky. (walks out)
Y/N: (punches at the wall) Damn it! I shouldn't have left! I should've stayed instead, then CT and Carolina would...
Tex; You couldn't have seen this happening.
Y/N:
Tex: Y/N... please... look at me.
Y/N slowly looks at Tex.
Tex: This isn' your fault. None of it is.
Y/N: But-
Tex: But nothing. You couldn't have predicted that Maine would go rogue, or that CT was the next one to fall to Onyx.
Y/N: Still, it doesn't change the fact that I left everyone to suffer...
Tex: Y/N, you can't blame yourself. This isn't your fault and I am not going to be here and listen to you say it is!
Y/N: (surprised) Tex, what happened to you? You're different than I how remembered back at the project...
Tex: ...I found some stuff out about myself. Or rather, Allison Church.
Y/N: The Director's dead wife?
Tex: Yeah, she and the Director, they had a daughter. A little girl named Rachel.
Y/N: Rachel? But that's Carolina's real name...
Tex: Carolina, Rachel, is the Director's daughter.
Y/N: (shocked) No way...
Tex: And the rabbit hole only goes deeper.
She took out a picture and handed it to Y/N. Y/N took the picture and looked to see the Director with his wife, Rachel when she was little, and a baby boy.
Tex: They had a son too. Only two years old, and doesn't even remember his own mother.
Y/N: Man, I feel sorry for the kid.
Tex: Well, he's mine...
Y/N: (surprised) Yours?
Tex: It's hard to explain, but, that data drive will tell you everything. I promise you.
Matthew snuck in without alerting them or seeing him.
Y/N: Tex, I- I don't know what to say...
Tex: Y/N I know it's a shock but please... do you trust me?
Y/N: I... I trust you.
Tex: (takes the photo back) Then promise me... find him.
Y/N didn't know what to say. When he first met her, she was cold, mean, tough, and doesn't want to make friends with anyone. But after hearing her out, he can tell she was now being kind, caring, and gentle towards him.
He suddely hugged Tex which surprised her as he felt tears coming from his eyes.
Y/N: (crying) I promise Tex... and... I'm sorry for leaving you guys...
Tex was a little shocked at the hug, but she hugged back anyway.
Tex: It's ok kid. I forgive you.
Y/N: (crying) I won't leave you...
Tex: Thank you.
(Meanwhile: Blue Base)
We cut to the Blues on top of their base as Church looks at them.
Church: Well, don't worry, because I have a great plan for how we're gonna rescue Tex.
Tucker: A plan? Oh, man, I hate plans. That means we're gonna have to do stuff. Can't we just have a strategy or a mission statement?
Church: I just need you guys to run a distraction, while I spring Tex.
Caboose: (nervous) Distraction? Heh. That sounds a lot like "decoy."
Church: The way I see it, the Reds have absolutely no idea how many Freelancers we have out here. So all I need from the two of you is to run around in the middle of the canyon, wearing black armor, while I sneak in the back of the base.
Tucker: Sounds good. But Church, where the hell are we gonna get two suits of black armor?
Church then looks at the teleporter, making Tucker look down.
Tucker: Oh, fuckberries.
(At Red Base)
Simmons: (comes inside) Hey Y/N! Sarge told me I had to help you guard the prisoner and-
Simmons then notices Y/N and Tex hugging.
Simmons: Um everything good here?
Y/N blushes in embarrassment and immediately lets go of Tex.
Y/N: Yep! Everything is good, nothing is happening!
Simmons: You sure? Because I saw you-
Tex then grabs Simmons by the collar and pins him to the wall.
Tex: If I hear you tell anyone about this, I'll tear your limbs into pieces and I'll make you eat your own mouth!
Simmons: (gulps) Yes ma'am! (runs off)
Y/N: (thoughts) Yep, that's Tex for ya.
Matthew: Hey.
Tex turns around and gets hit in the head by Matthew pistol. Causing her to go unconscious.
Y/N: W-What the fuck man?!
Matthew: (arms cross) I was gonna ask you the same question.
Y/N: (looks away) None of your business. I'm going out. (walks out)
Matthew sighs and uses his grappleshot to bring him back before he aims his pistol at Y/N.
Matthew: (angry and grumbling) Don't bullshit me.
Y/N stares at Matthew coldly and just punches him through the wall super hard before he walks away.
Matthew: Ow. (Raises his arm) Thank God, I'm drunk. (Passes out)
(With the Blues)
We cut to a teleporter where we see Tucker come out as his armor is black now. He turns around and sees Church looking at him.
Church: Are you okay Tucker?
Tucker: Yeah, I'm fine.
Tucker and Church then climb on top of a hill and look at the top of Blue Base which has Caboose on it. Tucker looks at Caboose.
Tucker: Come on, Caboose!
Caboose: Does it hurt?
Tucker: No, not at all!
Caboose: Okay! Here I come!
Caboose then heads inside the teleporter and Church looks at Tucker.
Church: Does it hurt for real?
Tucker: Oh, yeah. Big time.
Tucker and Church turn around to see Caboose come out of the teleporter with black armor now.
Caboose: Owwwchie! (Looks at Tucker) You lied to me.
(Meanwhile: Red Base)
We cut to Sarge on top of Red Base.
Sarge: Ah, dammit. Lopez, c'mere. Do you see something out there?
Lopez looks through a sniper rifle, then turns to Sarge and lowers his head. Camera pans down to Grif and Simmons inside the base.
Simmons: There's no L in it, it's pronounced both.
Grif: That's what I'm saying. Bolth.
Simmons: Both.
Grif: You sound like such an ass the way you say it.
Y/N: What the hell are you both doing?
Simmons: (looks at Y/N) Oh hey Y/N.
Grif: Jesus christ, even you say both Y/N?!
Sarge: Grif!
Everyone then looks up to see Sarge looking down at them.
Sarge: Quit your yammering and get your keister up here. Need some help. Got more of them Special Ops fellas headed toward the base.
Grif: As in more than one? Maybe we should bolth go, sir.
Simmons: BOTH!
Grif: (looks at Simmons) Seriously, man, like an ass.
Sarge: (looks at Grif) Well, well. Another brilliant idea from the think tank. Why don't you both come up? Leave the prisoner alone with Callan with the slight chance he might get his neck snapped.
Grif: Good point, sir.
Sarge: YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT IT IS! Now get your ass up here! We got just enough time for me to spray-paint the bull's eye on your back. Ah by the bull's eye, I of course mean camouflage. Now move it, cupcake.
Grif: Yeah. (sighs) I'll be right up.
(Meanwhile)
We then cut to Church on a cliff looking through a sniper rifle as he sees Grif walking out of the base.
Church: Hey, Tucker. Come in, man. You there? This is Church. It's working. The orange one is coming out of the base. I repeat the orange one is coming out of the base.
We then cut to Tucker and Caboose hiding behind a rock.
Tucker: Roger that.
Caboose: Oh, oh oh oh, Tucker, Tucker, Tucker! Is that-is that Church?
Church: (coms) Okay.
Caboose: (Talks over Church) Tell him, that I- that I said- for me to say hi..?
Church: (coms) Now just keep moving around outside of the base and draw their attention.
Tucker: I missed that, Caboose was talking to me. (Looks at Caboose) Shut up, man, I'm on the radio.
(With Church)
Church: I said, just keep mov-
Tucker: (coms) I'm not yelling, I'm just telling you to let me finish talking to Church. No, I'll tell him you said "hi" later. No, you can't talk to him. How could you possibly talk to him on my headset?
Church: Oh, my god.
Church then sighs and cuts to communication.
Church: I can't believe I died for this war.
(Meanwhile: Red Base)
We cut to the top of Red Base where we see the others. Grif looks through the sniper rifle as Church can be seen in the background heading inside the base
Grif: I don't see any-
Grif then stops as he sees Caboose running across the Gulch
Grif: Uh oh. Yep there's one.
Caboose then stops in front of a rock, confusing Grif.
Grif: Why is he just standing there?
We then cut Tucker crouching behind a rock as he looks at Caboose.
Tucker: Caboose! Get behind the rock! They can still see you!
With Caboose he just stares at the rock.
Caboose: They can't see me! I can't see them!
Tucker: That's because you're facing the rock.
With Caboose he looks at Red Base.
Caboose: Oh. Right.
Caboose then heads behind the rock and ducks.
Tucker: Real smooth, dipshit.
We then cut to Sarge on top of Red Base.
Sarge: They're definitely Special Ops. I ain't seen troop movements this coordinated since my days on Sidew-
Suddenly Church enters Sarge's body and Sarge starts to spaze out.
Sarge: WEKEGEHRRGRK!!!
Grif and Lopez then turn around and look at Sarge
Grif: Sir, are you okay?
Sarge (Church): Uh, who you talking to, Red? Me?
Grif: No. I'm talking to Lopez. Because, you know, that's real rewarding.
Lopez then tries to swing his pistol at Grif but he takes a step back.
Grif: Hey, what'd I tell you about that?!
Sarge (Church): (looks at Grif) Oh, uh I-I'm fine, that's...I'm just so mad about these, uh, goddamn Blues out here. They got me so goddamn mad, I could spit!
Church then spits inside his own helmet, making Grif a bit grossed out.
Grif: Um, sir? Did you just spit inside your helmet?
Sarge (Church): Uh yeah. I guess I did.
Grif: Permission to speak freely, sir?
Sarge (Church): Go ahead.
Grif: That's really fucking gross.
(Meanwhile)
We cut to Tucker and Caboose crouching behind a rock.
Caboose: Hey, Tucker?
Tucker: What?
Caboose: I'm really having a good time. With...You.
Tucker: (a bit annoyed) That's great Caboose.
Caboose: Yeah. It's like we're real soldiers.
Tucker: Would you please go and hide behind another rock?
(Meanwhile: Red Base)
We cut inside Red Base where we see Sarge (Church): heading inside where Simmons and Y/N are guarding Tex. Also, Simmons is holding a shotgun for some reason.......That's important for later.
Sarge (Church): Hey, man. What's up yo?
Y/N: (looks at Sarge) Yo?
Simmons: (looks at Sarge) Uh...Hey. What's going on out there, sir?
Sarge (Church): What's, uh...Why, nothin'. Why would you ask if somethin's wrong?
Y/N: I think that's a perfectly normal question in a time of war.
Sarge (Church): Yeah, well, I don't know. You're starting to act kinda suspicious there.....Other red guys. So...Keep my on you.
Simmons: (faces toward Tex) Sarge, I'm starting to think that-
Sarge (Church) hits Simmons in head, knocking him out.
Simmons: Ow, geez, the back of my head!
Y/N: (aims his rifle at Sarge) Sarge!
Tex: (looks at Sarge) What the hell are you doing!?
Sarge (Church): Tex! It's me, Church! I've come to rescue you!
Y/N: Church?
Tex: You're kind of short to be Church.
Sarge (Church): What? Oh yeah, right. The armor. Oh, (looks at Y/N) can you handle that Red first?
Y/N: You know what? I don't even want to know what's happening. But apparently, Sarge told me if some entity took over his body I do this.
Sarge (Church): Yeah? What's that?
Y/N kicks the shotgun off the floor and grabs it before aiming it at Church.
Y/N: I quote "Shoot my darn head off". (cocks the shotgun)
Sarge (Church): Oh...
Y/N: Yep. SAYONARA BI-
Suddenly Tex grabs Y/N and puts him in a chokehold.
Y/N: Tex?! What are you-
Tex: Sorry kid. But I need you to sleep.
Y/N: You...Mother...Fuck......When...I...I....Tex....don't leave me again.......
Y/N passes out and Tex puts him against the wall.
Tex: Stay safe Y/N, I'll be back for you soon.
Tex then looks at Church.
Tex: You say you're Church. But you're a Red guy.
Church: Yeah, hang on.
Church then leaves Sarge's body, leaving Sarge very confused.
Sarge: What in Sam Hill? Where the-Who spit on my visor?!
Church: (looks at Tex) Tex, there's not much I'm going to give you the summary here, okay? I'm a spirit now, and I'm trapped in the physical world. I possessed this Red guy so that I could sneak into the base and rescue you, while the rest of our guys run around out in the middle of the canyon, dressed in black armor that they got from going through the teleporter.
Tex: Okay.
Church: What? That's it? "Okay?" You're not surprised by any of this?
Tex: No. It pretty much all makes.
Church: Not even the whole "Church is a ghost" thing? That didn't do anything for you?
Tex: I can see right through you. It's pretty obvious.
Church: Okay, well, let me hop back in this guy and we'll get outta here.
Church then enters Sarge's body.
Sarge: HRRKK!!!
(Meanwhile)
We then cut back to Caboose and Tucker, where we see Caboose on top of the rock aiming a sniper rifle.
Tucker: What are you doing?
We then see Caboose who is looking at Sarge (Church) next to Tex as they stand outside the base.
Caboose: One of the Reds has Tex. I'm going to shoot him...And kill him...And free Tex. Then Church will forgive me for killing him, and we will be friends.
Tucker: Oh, come on. You don't actually believe any of that stuff, do you?
Caboose begins to slowly aim the sniper rifle at Sarge's head.
Caboose: Oh, we're gonna be best friends.
Meanwhile, we cut to Sarge (Church) and Tex.
Sarge (Church): Alright, I'll make one more distraction, then you run up to the teleporter and escape. Ready? One...Two...Thre-
Suddenly, Caboose shoots Sarge in the head, making his body spin before falling to the ground.
Church: What the? Where did my body go?! Oh, you've gotta be KIDDING me!
Caboose: Tucker did it!
Chapter 4 ended.
That's a very good chapter folks. I hope you like the combination of episodes 11 to 14, let me know what you guys think. Peace out and enjoy!
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