So I've been watching the Twilight movies with my partner over the last month or so and OH MY GOD..

So we're on movie three and are so fucking over Jacob and Edward. We've said so many times that Bella and Alice should just get together cause she has chemistry with her and like none of the men.

I internally die inside when people actually like Edward. He's the most stalkerish, manipulative, asshole I've ever seen and Bella is into it??? Like come ON girl!! You can do better than Mr. My skin lights up like a flashlight.

Jacob is better but not by much. He's so gross about his feelings for Bella and kisses her without her consent and basically forces her to agree to kissing him by threatening to go hurt himself or someone else. Yeah super healthy relationship guys!! He only gets points cause his wolf form is cool.

The only right way to watch Twilight I've found is to play one of those "an hour of silence broken up by random meme sound effects" I swear to god they happen at the best times. I love the stupid cartoon falling music when they fight.

AND THE FIGHTING SCENES ARE SO BAD!! I ALWAYS JUST SCREAM "WEEE" CAUSE THEY'RE LIKE FLYING?? ITS SO FUNNY.

I rate the movies so far an ew/10

We've got two more to watch, dear god.

At least the Owl house finale is tomorrow/when I'm seeing the Mario movie!