Fan girl:NOOOO I HATE THIS AUTHOR!

Friend:Then stop reading their books.

Fan girl:NOOOO I LOVE THESE BOOKS!

Friend:Then why do you hate the author?

Fangirl:BECAUSE THEY KILLED THE HOTEST GUY!

Friend: It's a book.

Fangirl:Oh yay, an even hotter guy.

Used-to-be-friend:I need new friends.