We open up at School After it was Let out as you were walking towards the SOX Brigade room where Mikuru is waiting for you because she asked you to come by to help her with something.

Y/n: Hello Mikuru...

Mikuru: Oh, Hi Y/n... 

Y/n: Um, what do you need help with?

Mikuru: Oh, I just need Some Help Moving some stuff around...

Y/n: Like What?

Mikuru: We Ordered A Bunch of Boxes of Smoked Cheese and we need help moving them to the other side of the room... Haruhi Insisted on Ordering them all Just to help our Progress...

Y/n: Oh Okay. Haruhi is the Insistent Type Huh?

Mikuru: I-I suppose so... Just Let me deal with anything that Happens Inside... Things get pretty Crazy...

Y/n: Oh Okay. Got it.

Mikuru then Opened the door and as soon as she did, so A Loud crush was heard And A Bunch of Yelling was heard!

Kyon: GET OFF ME HARUHI! YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME!

Haruhi: Then Maybe you should Put on some weight Like I told you Huh? I Guess I had to Pick up all of your Slack, Huh Kyon? So, I'm eating all of your Food until the day of the Match. Now Get me some more Fried Chicken! Now Please!

Kyon: UGH! Come on Haruhi!

Mikuru: (Blushing) H-Hey Haruhi...

Haruhi: Oh, Hi Mikuru, My Favorite Fatty! Oh, And Hi Y/n! You want to see all of my Fat Huh~?

Y/n: Blushing) N-NO! I-I Just want to help okay!

Mikuru: I told him he could Help with moving those Boxes of Cheese.

Haruhi: Huh? Oh Yeah, the Cheese! Heh, They Just appeared out of nowhere! Kind of Like Magic Huh?

Kyon: Maybe because You're a God?

Haruhi: Ha! I am not A God or Never a God! Geez, how stupid are you? I mean seriously Gods aren't real. Like The Loch Ness Monster or the queen Of England.

Kyon: Then How do you explain get so Huge so Fast?

Haruhi: Oh, That's Just a Low Metabolism!

Kyon: Ugh... You are very Hard to deal with....

Haruhi: Really? Because You're feeling hard to me right now. Maybe with some Fat you would be comfier?

Kyon: Shut up!

Haruhi: So Y/n-San do you Plan to stay? You can Maybe feed me and rub my Belly~?

Y/n: N-No! Just wanted to Move stuff! But thank you!

Haruhi: Aww, okay then! Hey Nagato, I- Nagato!? Why are you eating the Smoked Cheese!? It's for everyone!

Nagato: I am so sorry Haruhi. I was Just Hungry. I sure you feel the same so you would Understand.

Y/n: (Blushing) O-Oh Wow...

Haruhi: Hey atleast we'll win the contest at this Rate! We'll Prove to them that Women can Sumo!

Kyon: Yeah, and for your own Pride?

Haruhi: Hey! Shut up. Hey, Y/n?

Y/n: Y-Yeah?

Haruhi: Clean the Cheese off of Nagoto! Lick it off if you have to~

Y/n: (Blushing) W-WHAT!?

Haruhi: Oh, I Know you would both Love it, Y/n~

Y/n: (Blushing) Uh...

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Kyon: Haruhi stop trying to mess with People!

Haruhi: No, That's Just who I am. You have to accept it.

Mikuru: Y-Y/n-San?

You were Laying on the ground Pink Faced and Passed out.

Y/n: W-Wow... What A Woman...