How did I get in this situation?

Well, I still ask myself that, even now.

I thought the worst mess we got ourselves into was the fucking gigantic Sun that almost melted us to death, while the Stand user was using the cheapest trick in the world, that had us laughing like idiots...

But no, that wasn't the bad part.

The bad part was that while we were walking to our next destination, there was someone in the middle of the desert who looked at us with a smug face, with such a devilish smirk that it made you punch them in the face to wipe that annoying look...

It was my sister.

How?
I had no idea.

Why?
No clue either.

But obviously, nothing good would come out of this.

Stephanie.

Is.

Evil.

"Kaaaaaat~! Oh my God, Kat, it's SO great to see you! Oh, how much I missed you!" she grinned so fakely as she jump-hugged me, which made me paralysed with shock.
"What the hell are you doing here?!" I blurted out, pushing her away from me.
"Why, aren't you glad to see me?" she smirked slyly, twirling her long, blonde hair with her finger.
"No! No, I'm not glad to see you! Especially under these circumstances! How did you even got here, you were supposed to be in Italy!" I glared at her, but she waved her hand dismissively.
"Don't be so mean with me, sis, I merely wanted to see the world! It's such a nice coincidence that we met, don't you think?" she giggled, before she went to Joseph. "Grandpa Joseph, I missed you so much!" she kissed both his cheeks, but honestly, he was just as confused as I was.
"Stephanie...It sure is a surprise." Joseph spoke calmly.
"Can I come with you on your journey? Pretty Pleaseeee~? It's so boring traveling alone! And now I finally found my family! Isn't that great?!" she jumped up and down.
"Uhm...You can come with us until we find the nearest airport, and we're sending you straight home after that. Our journey is dangerous." Joseph warned, but it only made Steph grin wider.
"Oh, you mean, dangerous for a non-Stand user, right?" she giggled, taking out her Stand, which made me gasp in shock and horror.
"YOU HAVE A STAND TOO?!" I yelled at her loudly, making everyone look at me in confusion.
"Well, of course I have! You think you're the only special one, don't you? Well, you're not! I'm the 2nd born, so obviously, I'm the better one!" she flipped her long hair back.
"YOU COULD HAVE DEFENDED ME! YOU COULD HAVE TOLD THEM I WASN'T FUCKING INSANE! THAT I WASN'T SEEING THINGS OR MAKING UP LIES! BUT YOU DIDN'T! WHY?! WHY DO YOU HAVE ME SO MUCH, WHAT THE HELL DID I DO TO YOU?!" I started shaking her, screaming at her in rage, before Joseph pulled me away from her.
"Why? WHY?! Because everyone ALWAYS loved you! They WORSHIPED you! Katrina this, Katrina that! Kitten, Kitty-Kat, Kat! She's so pretty, she's so smart, she's so kind! WHAT ABOUT ME?! What about STEPHANIE?! I just wanted someone to see me in good eyes too! So I just kept my mouth shut about your stupid Stand and everyone, even Grandpa Joseph, thought you were making up fake imaginary friends because you couldn't make any real ones! Oh, but you crying every night made me feel so good! You were finally getting what you deserved!" she giggled, which made me boil with rage.
"You're such a fucking evil bitch. Don't even come anywhere close to me." I muttered, glaring daggers at her, before turning to walk on our way.
"Kat, dear, don't be so hard on your sister. That was merely a sister feud when you were very little, it should pass now! Come on, be mature and make up, please." Joseph pleaded.
"Come on, Kitty-Kat, don't you wanna be friends now?" she spoke in a fake voice, which only made me sneer at her.
"Never. Call me a petty bitch, I don't care, but my grudges are life long." I growled, going on my way.

We all continued walking until we found a guy who sold camels, from which we continued our way through Saudi Arabia and found a little hotel that could host us for the night.

After we ate dinner, I went for a walk outside, where I decided to train my fighting style a bit, and I didn't realise when it became so late, so I thought it would be okay to go back to my room.

The problem is that as soon as I opened the door, I noticed...Myself? With a very confused Jotaro?

"Oh my God...So this is your Stand's power, Stephanie? You can shapeshift? Or create illusions? I can't tell, but honestly, why did you have to use my body? You hate me. If you want to seduce Jotaro, do it with your own body...And can you put something on? You're making me so uncomfortable?" I groaned in disgust and exhaustion as I went to her, zipping her hoodie up to her neck.
"What the hell is going on?" Jotaro's gaze shifted between us, which is when she turned back to herself.
"Aww, come on, sis, I was just trying to make a little, innocent joke, don't get mad!" she giggled innoncently.
"Yeah, so much for a joke. If you want to fuck, do it in your own room, I want to sleep...Actually, nevermind that, I'll just leave you be. I'm sure Kakyoin wouldn't mind sleeping in his room." I rolled my eyes, leaving the room, slamming the door shut. "My head hurts..." I sighed, knocking on the room that Kakyoin shared with Polnareff.

"Kat? Did something happen?" Kakyoin asked with a sleepy expression.
"Sorry for waking you up, Nori...Someone took my room so I have nowhere to sleep. Mind if I sleep here?" I looked at him, obviously very tired.
"That's awful! Of course you can stay here. Here, take my bed, I'll stay on the armchair." he declared, but I merely took his wrist and dragged him to the bed.
"Don't be silly. We're not immature little kids. Sweet dreams, Nori." I plopped myself on the bed, feeling all my bones burning from tiredness, and sleep quickly took over me.

What I wasn't expecting was to find myself in a ferris wheel with Kakyoin and a dog? What the hell?

"Uh...Nori? When did we get in a circus?" I asked, very confused.
"And why are we lounging around on a ferris wheel, with our PJs on? This is weird...Where is everyone?" he asked, petting the dog.
"I can't see anyone, but I can hear a baby crying. Can we burn it alive? I can't stand babies." I rolled my eyes, leaning back. "I'm so tired..." I pouted, trying to think.

Suddenly, a bunch of balloons were set free, but one in particular came to us, and Kakyoin took the card glued to the balloon string, and realised it was Death 13, a Stand tarot card, and the next thing we know, the Grim reaper on the card came to life and used its scythe to try to kill us, but instead, it killed the dog, spilling blood everywhere, making us scream in surprise.

I soon found myself shrieking in fear, jolting up from the bed, only to see Kakyoin drenched in sweat, doing the same thing, and Polnareff trying to calm us down.

"Honestly, guys, do me a favour and quit freaking out and shaking the bed like this is The Exorcist, you got me thinking the wrong idea. It's weird that you both got such a bad nightmare, but oh well. You were kinda freaking me out." Polnareff explained carefree.
"Where are we?" Kakyoin had the strength to ask, looking around the dark room.
"Where do you think? Come on, get up, you 2. We're leaving after we eat. Looks like it will be a hot one today." Polnareff informed us, opening the drapes and letting the blinding light burn our eyes.
"I've never, in my life, woken up this badly from a nightmare...And I have nightmares pretty often." I muttered, resting my face in my hands, trying to wake up.
"Ohhh, what did you dream about?" the Frenchie asked, plopping down on the bed next to us, super curious.
"I dreamt that...Huh? Actually...What the hell, I can't remember...I always remember my dreams...How weird...Kakyoin, can you remember you dream?" I asked, tilting my face to look at him.
"No, I'm drawing a blank too...Still, it was bad. Being woken up by you saved me." Nori dragged his hand down his face.
"Man, don't start saying weird shit like that. Let's go, hurry up and get ready." Polnareff left the room, letting us change and get ready...Only to notice a bleeding wound from his hand.
"That's...Not okay. When did this even happen? ... Give me your hand to heal it." I took his hand in mine, healing the wound pretty fast, but the look of concern in my eyes was evident.

As soon as we got ready, ate and left the place, a kid started shrieking and pointing at his dead dog, which made both myself and Kakyoin freak out for some unknown reason.
When we got to the plane we heard that we couldn't get the plane because of a sick baby, and for some yet another peculiar reason, I could hear the yelling of a baby ringing in my head.
What was worse, I could swear I saw the baby smile with fangs...Argh, maybe I'm just too tired.

We managed to cram all 6...Well, 7 with the baby, in the plane, and Joseph was to pilot it, while I was gluing myself to the door, as far away from the baby as possible.

"Joseph, please don't kill us." I muttered, feeling my eyes beginning to shut.
"I told them it would be dangerous..." Joseph grumbled, getting ready.
"What's there to worry about, Mr. Joestar? No one would send their Stand after us while we're in the air. We even checked to make sure the plane itself isn't a Stand! It definitely is not!" Polnareff spoke as carefree as usual.
"I'm not sure what to say about that..." I sighed simply.
"I'm more concerned with Gramps' flying than an enemy Stand." Jotaro declared, making Joseph sigh.

Next thing I know, I find myself on the same ferris wheel with both Kakyoin and Polnareff, who was freaking out...And that dead dog was standing in the same place as last time.
Why could I remember now, and not then?

"Don't you think it's weird we're sharing the same dream?!" Kakyoin scolded Polnareff.
"Good point...It is kinda weird, but maybe that can happen in dreams?" he grinned dumbly.
"We are 3 people sharing a dream, it's not okay at all. And this dead dog shouldn't be here." I shook my head, worriedly.
"Whoa! How did this happen?!" Frenchie found himself with popcorn and an ice cream in his hands. "This is both lucky and convenient, huh? See? If you want to have fun dreams, they'll be fun!" he declared, but both I and Kaky were staring at him with shock and fear.
"Listen!" Kakyoin slapped the popcorn away. "You remember that dog's corpse this morning, don't you?! I and Katrina must have been sharing a dream with it earlier! It must have been killed in it! That's also when my hand was cut, but Kat healed it this morning." Kakyoin stared at his hand in fear.
"Death 13...The enemy Stand..." I covered my mouth in realisation, but the silver haired idiot was laughing at us and mocking us for dreaming about Stands and whatever.
"RALLY-HO, YOU'RE SUCH A NUMB SKULL!" a weird voice came from the dead dog that started twitching. "Come on, I'm just saying you're pretty dumb, Polnareff!" a megaphone came from the dog's corpse, shouting at us. "Rally-ho! You've entered the dream of a Death God, Polnareff!" after that, an eye looked at us from the dog's wound.
"Can enemies just...Please stop killing animals? They've done nothing wrong." I sighed in exasperation, getting ready to fight, as the ice cream became worms and the Clown Reaper appeared.

The enemy put his scythe in Polnareff's mouth, making him unable to say anything, but neither of us was able to call out our Stands...Because it was a dream.
Just as it was about to kill the Frenchie, he disappeared...So Someone must have woken him up.
And the enemy admitted that as soon as you wake up, all your memories of the dream are erased.

It started attacking us, and we tried to fight back, despite knowing very well that we can't kill a Stand. The fucker then hit us on the metal poles, making us melt into them, to stop us from trashing around like that, because we were making the plane crash and we'd kill the user...Which means...The Stand User is the baby?! I mean, it can't be my sister, since I saw her stand last night...So what the hell?!

The Stand started crying eyes into Kakyoin's mouth, which just about made me puke on the spot, but thankfully, I woke up before that happened.

AND I WOKE UP TO THE PLANE ALREADY CRASHED.

"What the hell were you guys doing?! How were you able to crash the plane...AGAIN?!" I groaned as we started making a nice camp fire.
"Eh?! What were WE doing?! It's all your and Kakyoin's fault that we crashed!" Polnareff accused.
"OUR fault?! WE WERE ASLEEP, STUPID BAGUETTE BRAIN! How could we cause a plane crash?!" I screamed at him, clutching my head in pain from the migraine.
"You were trashing around in your sleep, that's how!" he frowned in disdain.
"Then why not wake us up?! Honestly, this could have been avoided, so stop blaming us already!" I growled, going to sit next to Kakyoin.
"I don't know...I'm sorry...I feel like I had another bad dream, but all I know is that I woke up tired..." Kakyoin's face was full of sadness and fright.
"Nori, don't listen to him, it's not your fault! We haven't slept properly in 2 nights, it's only normal to feel this exhausted!" I tried to cheer him up, pulling him close to me, stroking his hair motherly.
"Cheer up, it's as Kat says, maybe you're just too fatigued. We left Japan about a month ago, and it's been nothing but nonstop encounters with enemies since then." he says, before he starts gushing around the baby, which only made me groan.
"Keep it down please, I have a migraine." I sighed.
"You can't make us shut up! Just go farther away to sleep or something." Steph said with an attitude.

Just then, Kakyoin realised that his arm was cut and the words "Baby Stand" were carved on his arm..By himself. That, combined with the fact that the baby was acting really weirdly, only made Kakyoin lose it and go to the baby, picking it up roughly, only to have Joseph go rescue it and the others thinking that he's lost it.

No, he hasn't lost it, he was on to something...

I believe him, and I believe my instincts...But who can I even talk to?

Usually, I'd go to Jotaro...But after what happened last night...I don't feel too confident going to him.
I didn't even realise I was gazing towards him, until I saw him walking towards me, so I pretended to be busy and dashed away from there, by Kakyoin's side.

As soon as the food was made, I took a cup of coffee and bolted out of there, far away from the others, leaning on a big boulder, looking up at the Moon, trying to relax.

"I thought you didn't drink coffee." Jotaro's voice called out from behind me.
"I don't." I shrugged, taking a big gulp of coffee, before scrunching my face in disgust. "Black coffee is disgusting." I say simply, hoping he'd go away.
"Then why are you drinking it?" he asked once again, taking a sip from his.
"For the same reason coffee was invented. Increase the adrenaline levels, thus increase the speed and efficiency of my neuronal synapses, and so, avoid falling asleep." I spoke rather quickly, almost as if rambling.
"Shouldn't you rest? You and Kakyoin both look dead." he suggested, but I merely shook my head.
"If I fall asleep, something bad will happen, I am sure of it. None of you guys believe us. It's fine, see if I care. Do what you want. I know when to trust my instincts." I scoffed, waving my hand dismissively at him.
"Is that why you want to kill a baby?" he asked, raising his eyebrow in confusion.
"There's something wrong with that little spawn of devil, I'm sure of that! I'm NEVER wrong! And it's not just my infinite ego speaking, I saw it! You can accuse both of us of being fatigue or delusional, I don't care, but at least what we saw is real, unlike what illusions my sister's Stand is making." I took one last gulp from the coffee, finishing it. "I don't need anyone's pity, but maybe you'll realise that you should trust your companions more, just a piece of advice for the future." I threw shade at him with my gaze, before going back to the camp, getting something to eat and staying next to Kakyoin, trying to calm him down, glaring at anyone who dared look at us in concern.

Problem is that the next thing we know, we noticed the baby kill a scorpion with a safety pin, which left us looking at it with shock, which made him react faster than I could stop him, and went to Joseph to tell him about the scorpion, but of course, when we searched for the scorpion, it was nowhere to be seen, so everyone looked at us in disdain, blaming that he was exhausted.

This made Kakyoin almost cry in frustration, doubting himself and his own mind, which made me seriously snap in anger.

"Honestly, I can't believe you! Stop being so mean to Kakyoin! You're horrible, all of you!" I growled at them, taking Kakyoin away from everyone else.
"Well, a delusional bitch like you will always stay with someone like herself, right~?" Steph giggled, which only made me sneer at her.
"Ever since you came around, it's only been one bad thing after the other. Don't think you'll stay around for too long." I tsked, leaving the place. "Don't worry, Nori, I believe you. I saw it too. You're not imagining it, but we have to find a way to solve this mystery...Just the 2 of us. We can't trust anyone else." I hugged him tightly, stroking his hair, trying to calm him down, but the poor boy was still in shock.
"I don't know anymore, Katrina...I don't know...I don't even know what's real and what's not..." he muttered, pain obvious in his voice.
"Nori...Don't doubt yourself, please. Never, ever, ever doubt yourself. You're an incredibly smart boy, and you have no reason to think otherwise. I've had weeks with less sleep and more exhaustion, and not even then did I start imagining things, so this is just bullshit from them. We'll find something, I promise you." I kiss his temple, reassuring him.
"I hope so, Kat...I hope so..." he sighed, leaning into me..."No, I can't just loiter around and do nothing, I have to show them the proof!" he quickly got up and marched up to everyone, showing them the carving on his arm, and of course, they completely misunderstood everything...Even Jotaro.
"Kakyoin, did you do that to yourself?" Jotaro asked ominously.
"Kakyoin, you..." Polnareff stared in shock.
"Oh my God..." Joseph's trademark phrase was heard, staring at him with disdain.
"Woaw, what a bunch of masochistic freaks." Steph snorted in boredom.
"Great...This just made it worse..." I muttered, biting my lip, not knowing what to do.
"Then...I'll just have to use force! Hierophant Green!" Kaky called out his Stand, only to get knocked out by Silver Chariot...
"It's no use, he fucking lost it." Polnareff declared, as I rushed to hold him before he fell on the ground.
"I can't fucking believe you...What a bunch of idiots...Honestly, I hate you all...I can't believe you don't believe in Kakyoin and myself...Get the fuck away from him, I'll put him in a sleeping bag." I glared at them all, doing exactly what I said, and unfortunately, I somehow managed to fall asleep by the fire, and woke up in the Stand world once again.

As soon as I woke up, I found the 4 idiots, and glare at them acidly.

"Good morning, idiots! Welcome to Nightmare world! The place that I and Kakyoin tried to spare you from, but we COULDN'T because you're a bunch of JERKS who don't believe in their FRIENDS!" I spoke as sarcastic and dramatic as humanly possible.

Just then, Polnareff's hair started growing and tying him on the posts, Jotaro's chain was strangling him, Joseph's prosthetic was too heavy to move, my sister's clothes bind her like a straight jacket and my hair was transformed into fire, while the Clown reaper approached us.

"Oh, should I also remind you that you can't use Stands in this world?" I said as soon as Jotaro called out his Stand, and it came out, of course, only for it to be a fake and punch Jotaro, making him fly, and the enemy kept taunting us for being idiots. "Hey, uh, kiddo? I just want you to know that...You can never fool a fox." I grinned, pointing behind him, where both Hierophant Green and Lilium were grasping the Clown's shoulders, saying "Rally-Ho."
"Oh, you're the imposters I made earlier?" he said, booping our 2 Stands.
"Sure! If you want to believe that, anything is possible! Look at these 4 idiots over here!" I clapped my hands together, as Hierophant started strangling the clown and Lilium used Earth to bind it, which made everything go back to normal.
"Oh, look at that, it's Kakyoin!" Polnareff pointed at Kakyoin, who was sitting carefree in a tea cup.
"When I was knocked unconscious earlier, did you forget my Hierophant was out?" he smirked victoriously. "I had Hierophant hide underground before I fell asleep, and Katrina did the same with Lilium." he explained, and we gave each other thumbs up.
"GO, LILIUM! SHOW THAT LIL' SHIT WHO'S THE QUEEN HERE!" I cheered for my girl, as Kakyoin came near me.
"Quit it, Death 13! If you keep resisting, even if you're just a baby, it will break your neck." Kakyoin threatened simply, which made me smirk.
"Who cares, let him die! He put you through enough already!" I shrugged, leaning on his side.
"Kakyoin, Katrina, we really owe you." Joseph spoke sheepishly yet gratefully.
"I thought you had really lost it! I didn't believe you...You two fought this battle by yourselves. I'm sorry." Polnareff spoke genuinely, but while Kakyoin is more forgiving, I've always been harsher.
"You damn well should be sorry! Next time just believe us!" I scoffed, looking away.
"It's fine, Kat, I don't mind." he patted my hair, before we realised the clouds started shifting around and attacking...

The clouds took away the scythe and sliced the clown in 2, with Hierophant on and Lilium on his back, and for the dramatic effect, Kakyoin feigned getting killed, but chuckled and got up, pointing out that Hierophant wasn't stupid to let himself die, so we easily defeated Death 13.

The next day, we woke up pretty early, and grinning at each either, we started making food, and I healed the wound on his arm.
We decided to let them all think they are the ones delusional, so we even made baby food and went to feed it, while making the others think they were batshit, just like they did to us.

Kakyoin decided to change the baby's diaper, while it looked at us with fright and hate.

"Everyone forgot. A Stand whose existence can be completely forgotten...What a unique Stand...But we remember. We're the only ones who brought their Stand into the dream. Listen, because you're a baby, I won't kill or even injure you. We'll take you to a nearby town. You need to go back to your mother, but don't you dare come near us again. If you do, I'll punish you...Just like this." he said, and took the spoon, getting a bit of the baby's poop and putting it in his food, letting Joseph feed him.

I had to take Kakyoin away, to get the perfect angle of the baby eating his own shit, which only made us die of laughter and satisfaction at the revenge we got, yet nobody had a clue.
Well, what a pity! But who cares, they're all idiots.

We managed to get a ship and find our way to an island - The very island where we were supposed to get Avdol back, but of course we had to go with a certain story, especially one that Polnareff would follow since he's the only one who thinks Avdol is dead, but of course, he had to run in some trouble and had to get rescued by Avdol...Again.

Poor Polnareff was so happy to show us that Avdol was okay, but we just acted as normal as usual, which made Frenchie super frustrated, only for us to finally tell him the truth.
Poor guy.

He was even more shocked when we were shown the submarine that was gonna get us to Egypt.

Everything was pretty chill for the longest time, and Joseph even started talking to Suzie, then with one of his subordinates and now we were even more determined to save Holly.
However, letting Polnareff drive was a huge mistake.

Kakyoin was going to make coffee, pointing out that there were exactly cups, when Avdol said he saw the African coast, which was perfect and made everyone happy.

"Huh? I thought there were only 6 cups, why are there 7 here?" I asked in confusion, but the next thing we know, Joseph's hand is cut off and he gets sliced, a very weird looking Stand that can transform attacking us.
"Our enemy's Stand is represented by the High Priestess. Her Stand can be controlled across vast distances so she is likely on the surface. It is able to turn into metal, glass or any kind of mineral." Avdol informed us, and we all sweatdropped in fright.
"...Let me heal Joseph's wound while we think of a plan." I say after a brief silence, as Kakyoin helps me out.

Polnareff's question of how he got here was quickly answered by a hole letting water get in the submarine, while Jotaro answered what appeared to be Suzie's call, telling her everything will be okay and he'll call her later.
We were quickly losing oxygen, when the bitch started attacking again, slicing Kakyoin this time.
Next, it attacked Avdol, but Star Platinum caught it. Problem is, as soon as he tried to squish it, it transformed into a razon and cut up Jotaro's hands pretty badly.

"I can't heal you all at the same time, we should get the hell out of here fast!" I call out, shoving them out of the room.

Then, we ran away, deciding to swim all the way to the surface, using the scuba diving equipment, and I had to help Joseph out since his prosthetic was no more.

"Aren't you gonna help me out too, sis?" the girl scoffed in anger.
"You can die for all I care." I paid her no mind, helping Joseph out.
"JoJo, darling, won't you help me out?" she tried to go around Jotaro, but he merely pushed her away, not even looking at her.
"Do it yourself." he said, before preparing his set.
"Okay, Joseph, you're all set. Now-..." I begin, but notice there's only one more set left. "...Someone stop me before I slam my head all walls around until my brains fly around." I groaned in exasperation, as I shoved the set to my sister. "Put it on and never talk about this again. I can manage." I crossed my arms, looking away.
"Quickly, teach us everything about Scuba Diving." Avdol hurried Joseph.
"When you're underwater, for every 10 meters you go below the surface, the pressure increases by 1 atmosphere. There's 1 atmosphere below the surface, and being 40 meters below, we'll endure 5 atmospheres of pressure. If we try to surface right away, out lungs and blood vessels will burst. We'll have to ascend slowly to adjust. We're near the Egyptian coast, so we'll go up along the sea floor. Now, I'm gonna let the water in..." Joseph explained simply, before saying how the equipment works, then he came up with a simple signal set of 2.
"Given who we are, couldn't we let our Stands talk?" Avdol asked confused.
"Hermit Purple can't speak, it's just a bunch of veins." I shrugged.
"Awww, and I had the best signal I wanted to use!" Polnareff pouted, before showing us the signal.
"Your panties are showing." Kakyoin translated, as he did a bro-hand shake with Frenchie, which made all of us have different reactions.
"Great, when we get to the surface, you guys will have to teach me this thing. Until then let's swim!" I motion for everyone to get in the water.

Unsurprisingly enough, the Stand disguised herself as Polnareff's mouth piece, getting inside Polnareff's mouth, which made Kaky and Joseph use their Stands to go down his nose and take out the Stand, then, as we tried to fight against the Spear gun, I put an air bubble around both mine and Polnareff's head, until we used the spare mouth piece for him, and we managed to continue our way.

As we admired the beautiful floor of corals, I Avdol mentioned again what it could transform into, and I gasped loudly in realisation.

"CORALS ARE MINERALS!" I yelled, but it was too late, for the bed below us that looked like a huge face, opened its mouth and sucked us inside, and we fell on its tongue.
"Hey! Jotaro! You're just my type, so this is really hard on me. It's too bad my Stand, High Priestess, has to digest you. If only we met under better circumstances...A pity. Then again, Lord Dio will praise me if I kill you." the Stand user kept talking, as Polnareff tried to whisper something to Joots.
"Yare Yare...Do I have to?" Jotaro facepalmed in annoyance.
"Say it! Come on, just hurry up and say it!" Polnareff urged, which made us all nod in realisation.
"Midler, I would like to see your face just once. You could be my type too. I might even fall for you." he kept saying, which were words so uncharacteristic for him that it took everything I had not to burst into fits of laughter.
"Ehhh, really? Wow, Midler, you must be really cool if someone like Jotaro could say that about you. Now I'm getting jealous." I said loudly, trying to play into this charade.
"I bet she's a real babe! I can tell just from the sound of her voice." Polnareff forced the note.
"Indeed. I envision her being an elegant woman. I say this as a fortune teller." Avdol continues, which made me turn to them trying to tell them to shut up and not push it.
"Doesn't she sound like that actress, Audrey Hepburn?" Kakyoin said in a gentle voice, which made me facepalm.
"If only I were 30 years younger..." Joseph trailed on, and I knew we were doomed.
"Great job, guys, you're all a bunch of idiots." I muttered, shaking my head as the Stand started shaking with rage.
"You liars! You don't mean any of that! I'll kill all of you!" Midler shouted angrily as she used her tongue to make us fly, before she got Jotaro between her molars.

We tried to save him, but it was to no avail, since the tongue attacked us again, and it looked like he was really crushed by its teeth...But I knew better.

"Jotaro, stop being a Drama Queen and get the hell out of there! You're giving Gramps a heart attack!" I holler, and just then, I could hear a train of Ora Ora's and it didn't take long before he managed to smash all her teeth.
"Talk about overkill." Kakyoin smirked.
"Everyone, we're getting out of here." we all jumped out, as I put air bubbles around everyone's head. "Well, it had hard teeth, but breaking them was a snap. Looks like your diamonds were a little low on Calcium." was his punchline, and before long, we got to the shore and noticed a passed out woman.
"Let's see if she really is a babe!" Polnareff suggested, making me smirk.
"Without teeth, I don't think she'll be." I shrugged in amusement.
"Oh, I like her style! Let's see...AH! YOU WERE RIGHT! Her teeth are all bust out! No reason to see!" he freaked out, which made us laugh and go on our merry way.
"So, we finally arrived in Egypt." Avdol pointed out.
"Yeah. In a jet, this trip would've taken 20 hours." Joseph said with a smile.
"Not with you in it." I smirked, flipping my hair back.
"It really took us 30 days." he continued simply.
"We visited so many places. Inside a brain, and inside a dream." Kakyoin went on, which made me giggle.
"A dream? What are you talking about, Kakyoin?" Jotaro asked in confusion.
"Nothing that should concern you, Joots." I waves my hand dismissively.
"Well, whatever, let's go." Jotaro shrugged, being the first one to walk away from that place.
"I thought this was gonna be fun, but honestly, you're all so boring. I'm going home with the next opportunity." Steph rolled her eyes, dragging herself to walk with us.
"That's perfect." I hummed in amusement.

And so, after 1 month, we arrived in Egypt, and we were barely halfway through our journey, but this was such a huge accomplishment that it got us even more determined to see this perfectly through the end and kill Dio.