The next morning...

"Tomoya let go." I struggled trying to get out of his grip.

"NOOO you're warm." He whined.

"I'm gonna be late for school!!" I exclaimed.

"Soooo." He shrugged.

"Tomoya let me go." I warned.

*Eyes of a murder*

Tomoya pushed me away rather quickly. "Ehhh!!"
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Time skip At school...

"Hey guys sorry I'm late."

"Ehh?"

When I walked in they were dressed in kimonos.

"Oh it's you Yuki anyway get dressed were going to open soon." The twins said.

"My princess I worried about you!!" Tamaki sobbed.

"I'm fine Tamaki."

"Yuki chan yuki chan you wanna eat cake with me?" Honey asked.

"Sure but let me change first okay."

"Ok." he

After changing.....

"You look so cute yuki chan!!" Honey wowed.

"It's too short!!" I said.

"Doesn't matter you look good in it." Hikaru said.

"Yeah that way you'll have more customers." Kaoru said.

"That means more money for the clubs budget." Kyoya smiled.

"Ugh!!"
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The host club is open for business......

"Oh Tamaki, my dearest Tamaki why are you so beautiful?" The first girl said.

"To catch your eye even if its for only one second."

"Then why is your voice so soft and mellow." The second girl said.

"To set your nerves at ease so my true feelings may reach you."

"Then why do tear up every time you look at me?"

"Because the sight of your
beauty causes the fountain in me to start overflowing.." He said.

"Ohh Tamaki!!"

"You guys look great in your kimonos!"

"Our mother designed everything the host are wearing." Hikaru said.

"If you want we can take a special order our grandmother even helped us put it on." Kaoru said.

"But you know the only one who'll be undressing you is me Kaoru." Hikaru said.

"Hikaru you're embarrassing me in front of everybody." kaoru teared up.

"What a tender embrace!!" A girl cried.

"They're off to that nonsense again." Haruhi said.

"Haruhi you look so cute in your kimono almost like a girl." A girl said.

"Thanks." Haruhi said.

"Haruhi you booked another appointment." Kyoya said.

"You've had a steady flow of customers lately I'm not gonna charge you interest like I usually do so keep this up and you'll pay your debt but the rental fee on that kimono is nothing to sneeze at." He said

'He's like a heartless tax collector.'

"Hello kyoya I can't get over about how great you look in that kimono." A girl said.

"Are you planning to release more picture books of the host club?"

"At the moment we don't have anything planned ladies." He said.

"But doesn't the host club make a lot of money." Kaoru mentioned.

"From promotional items" Hikaru added.

"Yes but the photos were only amateur hidden camera shots." Kyoya said.

"If we really want to make money making products I'm afraid well have to draw money from the schools budget." Kyoya said

"If it wasnt for kyoya the host club would fall to the depths of bankruptcy." Haruhi said.

"Haru chan, Yuki chan I don't know how but I lost one of my sandals." Honey cried.

"But you were just wearing them." We said.

"Mitsukuni."

"Takashi?"

"I noticed that you dropped it." Mori said putting his sandal on.

Takashiiii!!" He cried.

"Oh my how sweet isn't it though." The girls said.

"Looks like tears are popular with the ladies today but how come they can cry so easily." Haruhi wondered.

Haruhi bumped into Kaoru.

"What is this?" She asked pointing to the eye drops.

"For your information it's common for a host to use eye drops." Kaoru stated.

"No women alive can resist a man in the brink of tears." Hikaru added.

"That's cheating." I said

"Oh don't be such a party pooper Yuki." Hikaru said poking my face.

"Here Haruhi, Yuki these are for you." Kaoru said giving us a candy.

"They're for us." We asked.

"Aren't you the cutest." The twins mentioned.

"I didn't know you like sweets Haruhi." The girls said.

"I don't actually but I think this will be a good memorial offering for my mother." She mentioned.

"What about you Yuki do you like sweets?" The boys asked.

"Umm I do, but not as much but I think I should put this on my mother's memorial too." I said

"Awwww!!!"

"How admiral of you!! such devotion to your mother's memory please Haruhi, Yuki take as much as you like." Tamaki said.

"Let me guess the tears are fake." We assumed.

"How dare you?! My tears are always genuine crying without the use of eye drops is the mock of a true host." He said with tears falling.

"Tell me do I impress you?" "Have you fallen for me yet?" He said

"No" Haruhi said.

"My romantic overtures are not reaching you for some reason maybe I should add more pizzazz to my character." He said.

"Um.." I looked at the girl leaning next to the door.

"Looks like the host club has a brand new guest." The twins said.

"Aah." They said as they got an idea.

"Come on in what are you waiting for?" Kaoru said.

"Watching from afar is no fun." Hikaru said.

"Please miss." They begged.

"Stop that." Tamaki said. "Didn't I teach you boys to be show more courtesy toward our new guest."

"You don't have to be afraid my princess I welcome you to the ouran host club." Tamaki flirted.

"Umm." She said

"Yes?"

"NOOO don't touch me your phony!!!" She cried slapping Tamaki.

*Gasp!!*

"What do you mean I'm phony?!!" He said holding his face.

"Just what I said you're phony." she pointed "I find it hard to believe that someone like you is the prince character of this host club!! You shouldn't be spreading your love around you STUPID you must be a dimwitted NARCISSISTS you're INCOMPETENT you're a COMMONER you're DISGUSTING!!"

*Tamaki gets shot by arrows and electrocuted*

"Ahhh he's created a new technique." Hikaru said

"One man slow motion." Kaoru wowed.

*FALLS ON THE FLOOR*

"I suppose you aren't." Kyoya started.

"It's you kyoya!!" She exclaimed.

*She stomps over Tamaki*

"Oh how I've long to meet you my one and only Prince Charming." She fondled.

'Prince Charming this girl is so messed up'

After closing
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"Your fiancé?" Hikaru asked.

"Kyoya senpai" kaoru called.

"Of course I'm renge Houshakuji and I'll be transferring into first year class A tomorrow."

"Why is he sulking?" Hikaru asked.

"Because mommy was keeping a secret from daddy." Kaoru answered.

"Whatever why does everyone insist referring to us as husband and wife?" Kyoya asked.

"Oh this is a story of love at first sight. I couldn't resist when you were looking at those flowers in the backyard when you thought no one was looking, and how sweet it was when you reached out to that poor injured kitten."

"She serious?" hikaru and kaoru asked.

"Could you have the wrong person?" I asked.

"Noo way I can recognize my love anywhere!!" She exclaimed.

"He's a kind gentle man whose kind to everyone and doesn't ask anything in return he likes solitude but sometimes he gets lonely."

"Uuaawww what is she talking about?!!"

"Make her stop!!!" The twins said.

"He looks like the star of the popular dating sim uki doki memorial your my real life ichijo Miyabe!!" She stated.

"Huh?" I said

"Uki doki?"

"Otaku!!!" Tamaki yelled.

"Otaku?!!" Hikaru said.

"I've never seen one!!!"kaoru said.

"I see you're in love with that character so you're projecting that love to me and diluted yourselves to thinking we're engaged I suppose this Miyabe character wears glasses as well." Kyoya assumed.

"So she made it up your not really her fiancé." Tamaki said.

"Well I don't remember ever asking her hand in marriage and besides this is the first time I ever met the women." He stated.

'You should've said that sooner'

"According to my research you're in charge of managing the club is that true kyoya?" Renge asked.

"That's true kyo chan is our director." Honey said.

"You're the clubs director kyoya thats perfect!! oh wow I've always wanted to wear a sandwich board advertising business."

"We don't advertise we're just a host club." The twins and I mentioned.

"I've made up my mind from this day forward I'm gonna be the manager of this host club."

'She's not listening'

"Hey kyoya" I said

"Miss Houshakuji is the only daughter of a very important ootori family client so please be polite and don't try to upset her."

*Sigh*

"Well boys I can't wait to work with you." She said.

'For whatsoever reason is the birth of the lady manager'

The next day...

"Hey guys I was thinking last night and it might not be so bad to have a lady manager." Tamaki said.

"Yeah why is that?" The twins asked.

"Renge just transferred into the same class as Haruhi has a girlfriend renges femininity might stimulate haruhi own girlish senses." Tamaki explained.

"Oh brother." I said

"It time to help haruhi get in contact with her feminine side." Tamaki said.

"Hello boys you'll will be so happy to hear that your new manager renge has baked you guys some cookies." She said.

"How generous!! of you isn't she ladylike." Tamaki praised.

"I didn't bake these cookies for you you phony prince." She said.

Tamaki went to his emo corner.

"I'm sorry I burnt them a little I did the best I could and I already know what your going to say." She said.

"Anything thing you make for me is going to taste delicious my dear."

"I love it when you're always so nice to me Kyoya." renge said.

"She wasn't kidding these cookies really are burnt." Honey said.

"Don't eat that mitsukuni it's bad for you." Mori said.

"Aaaaaaaahhhahhha"

"Waaaaahh she's scary." Honey said.

"They're not that bad they have a good flavor to them." Haruhi said as she ate a cookie.

"Ahh." The twins said.

"May I try?" hikaru asked as he took a bite from haruhi cookie.

Tamaki stared.

"Uh oh Yuki you have crumbs on your face." kaoru said as he licked my face.

Kyoya stared.

"Can you see what they did they took a bite from the cookie then licked her face they can't be trusted I knew they were shady but this is outrageous!!!" Tamaki said.

"Renge chan renge chan you want some? it's milk." Honey said

"Luke warm." She whispered.

"Huh?"

"All of you except for kyoya all of your characters are luke warm!!!"

"All of you guys must have a dark side girls like troubled young menace you trying to ruin my precious kyoyas business lets start with you!!" She pointed at honey.

"Waaahhh"

"If you're only cute in the inside and out your no different than a baby from now on your the baby faced thug."

"Waaaahh"

"And mori your his childhood friend the flunkie."

"The twins will be basketball players inslaved in their own world."

"And haruhi an honor student who's constantly being bullied."

"And yuki you're the schools princess who has a goal for world domination."

"The spoiled princess."

"Tamaki you're the schools idol whose admired for your looks but you really have a secret your hiding from the world."

"The Lonely Prince."

"And you kyoya are perfect just the way you are so I want you to stay as kind and affectionate as ever k?"

"Thank you I'm honored" kyoya said.

"The lonely prince that titles perfect for me." Tamaki said.

"Yeah right she couldn't be farther from the truth." Haruhi said.

The twins grabbed kyoya. "C'mon kyoya senpai" hikaru said.

"Do something." kaoru said

"Why looks like the boss Is up for it?"

"How does this look renge? are these poses fit for a lonely prince?" Tamaki asked

"Wow you're really good at that tamaki but it would be more dramatic if you were standing in the rain." She suggested.

I sighed. "This is going to be a long day."