Leo: I AM LITERALLY A TOWN

Hazel: ...In...Alaska though

Leo: wHo CaReS? i'M a ToWn!!!

Percy: I am never visiting it

Piper: Probably full of crackheads and insane people

Jason: Hey why do you just assume that

Piper: Look at Leo.

Leo: *running around screaming, laughing like a maniac, and doing cartwheels*

Jason: Never mind.