Disclaimer: this meme is not mine, it was just to blurry to see so I wrote it out

Me: So it goes like this. 

Ask The Olympians

Q: How come Athena and Poseidon are still arguing?

You have no idea what you just started. -Zeus

It's been centuries. Build a bridge and get over it. -Artemis

Never! After all he's done? -Athena

We were actually on the brink of tolerance... -Poseidon

But then that Poseidon scum dating my daughter! -Athena 

Are you calling my son sea scum? -Poseidon 

Who cares about that? Are you insulting my ship?! -Aphrodite 

Yeah! Percabeth forever! -Zeus

My daughter is far to wise to date that...boy. -Athena

And who chooses an olive over horses? They don't even that taste good!!!-Poseidon 

Do you have any idea how annoying it is when those to argue? It distracts me from my poetry! -Apollo

That's why we like it... -Hades

What?! -Apollo

Nothing... -Hades

The sea has no logic to it! -Athena

Yeah? well your face has no logic to it! -Poseidon 

See what I mean... -Athena 

Annabeth: ummmmm...

Percy: No surprise there. Athena basically told that to my face after I saved Olympus.

Piper: You'd just saved Olympus...and she told you to stay away from Annabeth?

Percy: She told me, "

I once warned you, Percy Jackson, that to save a friend you would destroy the world. Perhaps I was mistaken. You seemed to have saved both your friends and the world."

Pretty big compliment from Athena. She did tell me once, "stay away from my daughter"

Leo: Hahahahahaha good job guys. Not one, but TWO gods disapprove of your relationship. I guess it just wasn't meant to be...

Percy, Annabeth, and Aphrodite: HOW DARE YOU. 

Aphrodite: YOU WILL NOT BREAK UP MY SHIP LEO VALDEZ!!!

Me: Leo if you break up my ship, I swear to god I'll kill you. *cowers in corner to hide from all the angry Leo fangirls and also thinking how Leo would react if he knew he had fangirls*

*cough cough* Am I the only one thinking of "If you come near me again, I swear to god I'll kill you" from Divergent?

Leo: Your scary...did you know that?

Me: *grins evilly* Yup

Leo: Um can we move on......?