I suppose you want to know why I killed him.

I mean, he was just laying there.

In the MIDDLE of the road.

 JUST LAYING THERE FAM.

I was on my way to our first meeting for the Salad Bowl Sociaty. I have to confess, I wasn't really focused on the road and I came around the corner...

I didn't see him in time... 

and...

well...

now there are squirrel guts ALL over that road...

NOW THAT ROAD LOOKS DISGUSTING FAM.

Yes. That was a squirrel I ran over.

A poor, lonely dead squirrel.

But that squirrel lived a good life...

I'm sure of it.

And now he's in a better place.

And now this story belongs to the 'Secret' Salad Bowl Sociaty.