Gemini: "Guys I'm totally fine, it was just a few drinks." *stumbles into the closed door* "Who put this wall here?"

Leo: "Everybody! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!"

Cancer: "I am never drinking again." *can't hold their alcohol and let's it fly.*

Capricorn: "Yo guys who's ready for some extreme beer pong? Huh, who wants to get totally wasted even more than what you are."

Aquarius: "Why is everything spinning? I thought I just had normal punch. I'm not feeling so good." *passes out on the floor.*

Scorpio: "This party is boring, let's get out of here. It's just a bunch of lame kids."

Sagittarius: "This song is my jam! Turn it up D.J!" *dances like a fool to some pop song playing in the background*

Taurus: Sitting on the couch and watching the drunk people be crazy while reading a book.

Libra: "Where's the kitchen? I'm craving a hamburger right about now."

Pisces: Tries to escape the madness by going upstairs but walks into something that the eyes can never unsee.

Virgo: leaves with Scorpio to go do something more exciting.

Aries: "Hey you! I'm totally wasted but I still want to fight you."