Lemme Tell Ya Bout Mah Dreams

I have very weird dreams, as most of us know.

I just wanna share some with you guys, idk why.

So um... Last night I remember my house was being remodeled or something so we had to go to a hotel? But apparently we were so poor that we decided to stay at my old elementary school in my 4th grade teachers' classroom???

I have no idea.

So we walked in and there were pillows on the ground and my sister and I sat down. Then my stepdad got yelled at for not bringing a blanket. XD My teacher was like, "Hey, Josie, will you bring this down to Mrs. ???" and I was like, "sUre" and got up to help her.

But my mom was all like, "nO CHILD I HELP NOT U" but I ignored her and went anyway. Then I kept bumping into my teacher and she was like, "what is wrong with you get a grip on yourself child" and I was like, "IDK WHERE IM SUPPOSED TO GO"

So we eventually got to the other teachers' classroom and I almost delivered it to her but my dad woke me up cause it was 1 o'clock.

Oops. Don't stay up late kids, or else you'll get weird dreams.

Or maybe you're just me.



oKAY BUT MY DREAMS DONT HAVE GOOD HISTORY WITH TEACHERS. I ALWAYS MAKE A FOOL OF MYSELF SOMEHOW.

Like, in another dream I was walking to my first hour. But I didn't know my teacher yet or something. Then this lady just pulled me in and said, "This is your class." And I was like, "Are you sure? Can you check the list?" And she wouldn't and I was getting super embarrassed and I was like, "please check the list or I'm gonna stab u."

Well, I added the last part but it still applies.


So yeah that's the end of that one.

HOW BOUT MY DONALD TRUMP ONE, DID I SHARE THAT ONE WITH YOU?

LEMME TELL YOU.

So my dad, sister, and I were going to some hotel completely made out of wood in this forest. Then the forest caught oN FIRE. So we started running into tHE WOODEN HOTEL.

I'm not that dumb I swear.

So when we got inside we found Donald Trump trying to calm all these people down and telling them to get in this safe room. That's what we did until we found out he was trying to GAS US.

So us 3 all covered our mouths and noses with out clothing and tried to escape. Me and my sister escaped but my dad didn't so that's nice. :D (love u dad)

And so it kinda became like Titanic. We were trying to escape but there were huge doors that needed to be unlocked. And so all Donald Trump's henchmen finally agreed to open them as we got there.

And my sister died along the way as well so that's great. :D (also love u sis)

But my dad escaped with me and we found a few people there trying to gear up to get out but we had to keep an eye on the time cause we only had 30 minutes till everything burnt down. I'm pretty sure one of them was Glenn from the Walking Dead so, um... cool?

THEN WE HAD THOSE 3DMG'S FROM ATTACK ON TITAN AND ESCAPED.

Oh btw my dad turned out to be Donald Trump the second time I saw him?????????

I'm not sure.

Okay that's enough stories for now. :>

Boiiii~

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