Match:*sharpening arrows*

Iffy:*writing*

Match: F**k it! *breaks arrows* I'm done! I'm f**king done!

Iffy: Your OTP didn't sail?

Match:*balling his eye-sockets out* YeS!

Iffy: Okay calm your tits, they'll get together in another timeline!

Match: BUT IT WOULDN'T BE THE SAME! THEY WERE MEANT TO BE!

Iffy: Oh for the love of- F R I E N D Z O N E

Match:*hisses and cries*

Iffy:*groans* If I help you break them up will you stop?!

Match:*stops crying* You... You'd do that? For me?

Iffy:*trying not to choke on words* What are siblings for...

Match:*eyes turn into blush red hearts* YAY! I'LL GET THE POISON READY!

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I just love my children~

The option on asking them is still open~