This takes place April 2, 2011 exactly twelve years after the battle of Hogwarts. And 6 years after dune 2.

It is early in the morning and headmistress Minnie and the teachers are gathered in the hall when all of a sudden people appear in a flash of bright light.
There's a lot of chatter and questions thrown out, when suddenyly Minnie moo uses a sonorous,

Minnie: SILENCE!
People are startled and look towards her.
Now can you all please explain who you are and what you are doing here.

(Paul steps forward)

Paul: I am Emperor Paul Atreides and these people are the freemen and Benett geserit behind me is my mother Lady Jessica and my wife Irulan, and we have no idea what we are doing here. We were discussing important matters when we were taken by a bright light and appeared here.

Minnie: (ofc nowhing who he is cause ofc Minnie's gonna know nods with a tight smile) I see.

Chani: where exactly are we, this isn't Arrakis.

Thanatos: No it is not.
People are startled and turn to the doors of the hall to see him casually walk towards the front. They all easily part the way for him feeling the immence power radiating off him.
(nods his head to Minnie moo)
Minerva.

Minnie: (nods back)Lord death.

(gasps)

Irulan: what. That cannot be true.

Thanatos: (he looks at her deathly blue colored eyes darkening) I can assure you little girl, it is very true. Just ask your supposed truthslayer.

(they look towards the hag)

Mohemian: it-its true

They are looking kind of afraid and whispering

Lady Jessica: (steps forward hands a bit shaky) Lord death can you explain why we are here.

Paul: And where is here exactly.

Thanatos: you mortals are in an entire different universe than your own. In a planet called earth, In Hogwarts school for witchcraft and wizardry.
And before you ask, yes witches and wizards in this world are real, and they are very different from the gifts you people possess.
And you are all here to see how much you fucked up and doomed yourselves and your world. And because my mistress bless her heart is a good person who asked me to do this so the people in your universe she cares about don't perish horribly. But to understand how dumb you were for not keeping her by your side and trusting her when it came to certain things you will have to see how she came to be my mistress in the first place.

Flitwick: what do you mean by mistress.

Thanatos: I think all you professors here have heard of the story of the deathly hallows already.

Sprout: yes. The wand, the clock and the stone. Whoever possesses all three hallows becomes master or mistress of death.

Thanatos: Yes that is right. But what wasn't known bar few people was that you also had to be part of a specific bloodline and to be chosen by me. I have known who it was going to be from the moment she was born. I could sense it the moment she took her first breath.

Minnie: (teary eyes) its adira isn't it.

Thanatos: yes it is.

Paul: Adira?, how do you know her. Is she ok. Where is she.(says looking worried)

Jessica lightly frowns and irulan has a scowl on her face.
chani also looks worried.

Thanatos: you have some nerve acting like you are considering your the one one who left her for this stupid mortal who only led you all to your destruction. But yes she is fine and currently resides in her home. And I know her because
Adira Sothis Selene Potter-Black is the mistress of death.

(Paul looks down relieved)

Chani: is she going to be coming here
(many attentively look at T at that question)

Thanatos: yes she will be at the end of the viewings once everything is shown. But before we start there are others being brought, those dead and alive.

There is another bright light and those from the marauders era and golden era appear.

Minnie: Oh my gods

The ME look at her

James: hello Minnie. Professors.

Sirius: Minnie my love.

Remus: professors.

Lily: (smiles) hello.

Minnie: Oh lord. I cannot believe it.

Paul: who exactly are they.

(quew the marauders glare at him)

Remus: so this is him huh.

Thanatos:  yes it is. And can you not tell from their looks.

(some look at lily,James,and Sirius and think about how they look like adira)

Chani: they are adiras parents. And Im guessing your her uncle. And the others must be her friends.

Thanatos: Yes they are. Please introduce yourselves.

James: Im Lord James Fleamont Potter, I am Adiras father. And before we continue I've got something to do.
(proceeds to walk up to Paul and punch him in the face)
That's for making my little girl cry.

Ron: oh that was positively brilliant
Hermione: Ronald Weasley!
George: Oh come mione it was funny
Draco: And expected
Neville: hehe I totally got that on camera
Hermione: what. when did you even get a camera
Luna: Lena got it for him to record any entertaining moments.
Ginny: oh I soooo want a copy

freemen take out their weapons and step forward

Thanatos: back away,NOW!

they back away but keep their weapons on hand

Paul: its fine. it isn't like its not deserved.

George: yeah well glad you can see that mate

(irulan glares at him)

Ginny: don't glare at my brother bitch. I don't mind walking over there and severing your eyeballs from your head.

Lady Jessica: that isn't necessary.

Lily: yeah well keep her in check then. I don't mind hexing the bollocks off her either.

Sirius: hexing all of them would be better

Remus: a bit of torture would serve right

James: oh absolutely. Nobody messes with our Bambi and gets away with it.

(some are looking slightly disturbed)

Thanatos: moving on

Lily: Im Lily Amara Potter, formerly Evans. Im Adiras mother.

Sirius: Im Lord Sirius Orion Black. I am adiras Blood adopted father.

Stilgar: what is that blood adoption

Thanatos: Hermione please.

Hermione: A blood adoption is a magical blood ritual in which essentially the blood of the person being adopted and the person adopting them is used in a potion and then drank by both parties to make them parentally related to one another. Now to the adopted it wont cause many physicall changes because the biology they were originally made and born from will always be dominant but it will cause slight changes mostly in things like coloring, or texture.(y'all this is my way of explaining a blood adoption that makes more sense to me)

Stilgar: erm thank you

Hermione: (nods her head) your welcome

Remus: moving on. I am Remus John Lupin, adiras uncle and father figure.

Ron: Im Ron Billius Weasley, Adiras best mate.

Hermione: Im Hermione Jean Weasley, previously granger and I'm also Adiras best friend.

Ginny: Ginerva Molly Malfoy, previously Weasley, Im one of Adiras close friends.

Draco: Draco Lucius Malfoy, I'm Adiras cousin and friend.

George: George Fabian Weasley, one of Adiras close friends.

Neville: Neville Frank Longbottom, Adiras god-brother and close friend.

Luna: Luna Pandora Longbottom, previously Lovegood, Adiras close friend.

Paul: Its very nice to meet you

Ron: wed say the same but wed be lying through our teeth soo.

(chani lightly laughs)

Hermione: Ron!

Thanatos: moving on please sit down so we can start.
(changes tables to seats)
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(so like obvi the seats are decided in two half's. the snakes and ravens all mixed in one on one side and the puffs and griffins on the other. Paul and co are sitting on the snake/raven side while the rest are sitting on the puff/griffin side except for yk chani and her group who are sitting on the puff/griffin side too.)

Anywayssss lets get shit started!!!
Have a great time reading cause honestly I don't know wtf I'm doing.
see you later,

MISCHIEF MANAGED!!!