Normal- Donna
Italics- Nadelle
Bold- Silvia
Bold Italics- Gloria

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Lonely...I'm mister lonely...I have nobody for my oooooOOOOOOWN!

...I'm literally right next to you, Nadelle.

LET ME SING

WHAT ON EARTH IS MAKING THOSE DYING GOOSE NOISES???

HIGH NOTES ARE HARD, OKAY?

Then JUST STOP SINGING

Woah woah woah woah woahhhhh, what's going on here?

THEY DON'T APPRECIATE MY SINGING

SHE DOESN'T APPRECIATE PEACE AND QUIET

Can everyone PLEASE calm down for half a second?

Now, why would we want to do that?

Oh, I don't know, maybe because WE HAVE STANDARDS?

I'm not even sure we have those anymore, Gloria.

Well, what DO we have?

True love

Nadelle isn't trying to murder me, that's always a plus

We have a few fans!

That are probably upstaging us.

We go lots of cool places!

Yeah, while we run FROM OUR OWN FAMILIES!

Why are y'all so pessimistic?

We're not pessimistic, we're sensible.

PFFFFFFFFFTTTTT

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

...what's so funny?

You? Sensible?

We're more sensible than you two!

No, you really aren't...

How so?

You did the same stuff we did!

Yeah, you're in the same mess we are!

...fine.

...but you started it.

DONNA, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU STARTED IT.

That's not the point.

IT'S EXACTLY THE POINT!

Why are our conversations always made up of 75% screaming?

Because screaming is fun?

This isn't screaming! It's organized yelling.

"Organized yelling"? What the heck?

I worry about y'all.