Normal- Donna
Italics- Nadelle
Bold- Silvia
Bold Italics- Gloria

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Woooow, it's nice to be back together again!

We're always together, Donna.

Yeah, we're related, remember?

Sometimes, I wish I could forget.

OOOOOHHHHH, BUUUURN!!!

DON'T. MENTION. FIRE.

What's her deal?

She's afraid of fire now. Didn't you hear?

I never hear anything from you guys! You're always off in other kingdoms and dimensions!

...but hey, we're here now!

Whoop! Whoop!

So...now what?

What do you mean?

What do we do now?

Maybe ACTUALLY STICK AROUND FOR ONCE AN A WHILE???

0.0 Chill, Silvia

...fine. But only if you stay here!

We will, we will! Relax.

Why don't you catch us up on what we missed?

Okay! Well, first-

WE DON"T HAVE TIME FOR LONG STORIES!!!

...we don't?

...why not?

BECAUSE!

BECAUSE WHY?

...because I promised some people from our most recent dimension that I'd help them catch a bear

A BEAR?

WHAT THE HECK HAVE I MISSED?

Yeah, I have lots of pets. They're nice!

YOU HAVE A GIANT SNAKE, AND IT TRIED TO EAT ME.

Only because you woke him up! You know Reaper doesn't like to be disturbed.

Can we PLEASE get back on topic?

Definitely! What were we talking about?

...you know, I don't really remember.

Me neither...

I suffer from short-term memory loss.

DANG IT, NADELLE, I CAN'T TAKE YOU TO ANY MOVIE WITHOUT YOU MAKING REFERENCES FOR EIGHT WEEKS!

You act like I care.

OOOOOHHHH, BUUUU-

DON'T SAY IT!

-UUUUURRRRDS! BIRDS! I like birds. Birds are pretty.

I love birds!

Birds are nice.

You know, I often question our conversations.

As well you should, Gloria.

Okay, but seriously, what WERE we talking about earlier?

Something about other dimensions?

Knowing us? Probably.

Well, either way, it's good to be back.

Yeah!

Definitely!

Yaaaaaay!

Hey, did you hear about those four girls? The ones that got super inspired by us?

Oh yeah, aren't they writing a book or something?

Yeah, probably. That's cool.

*sniffs* We've truly made a difference to the world...

Yeah, I think we did that THE MOMENT WE GAVE UP ALL OF OUR CODES AND MORALES, ESSENTIALLY ABANDONED OUR FAMILIES AND STANDARDS, AND SACRIFICED PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING FOR LOVE.

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I'm just sayin'.