Natsu POV

We were sent bouncing over the waves, my sea sickness started to kick in. I was stumbling around like a moron. 

"Ice dick, clothes." I heard Laxus growl. "Natsu, you're a fucking pirate captain, at least hold ya breakfast." 

"Piss of, Pylon." I slurred.

 He rolled his eyes. After a few hours of bumping along, we began to slow, much to my relief. 

"Hey Wendy, could ya cast Troia on me please?" I asked, my dizziness worsening. 

"Sure." She casted the spell and I felt much better. I felt happy land on my shoulder. 

"Aye sir, who are all the girls? We sped off so fast, no one told me who they were!" Oh Happy didn't know who they were.

"Ay Luce! Could ya introduce yourself and you friends?"

"Y-yeah. My name is Lucile Heartfilia, but you can call me Lucy. I'm a celestial mage, as well as a Mer-Dragoness. The Red head is Erza Scarlet, re-quip mage, SeaDragoness, Short blue,"

"OI!" Levy interrupted.

"-is Levy Mcgarden, Solid scrip mage, SeaDragoness, The other blue is Juvia Lockser, water mage, Merfolk, and the white head is Mirajane Strauss, Take over mage, Merfolk. Now, could you all introduce yourselves?" She asked.

"Aye sur! I'm Happy! Natsu's cat, The white beauty-."

"SHUT UP TOM CAT!" Carla interrupted.

"- Is Carla, Wendy's cat, the Black cat is Pantherlily, Gajeel's cat, The guy with the black mane is Gajeel Redfox, Iron Dragon slayer, short black hair is Ice-dick!-."

"HEY!" Ice dick screamed.

"I mean Gray Fullbuster, Ice make mage, Blue hair is Jellal, Heavenly body mage, blondie over there," I could hear Laxus growling at Happy."Is Laxus, Lightning Dragon slayer, the boy is Romeo, fire mage, and ya all know Wendy Marvell!"

"Nice to meet all of you." Erza said. 

"So, What are you going to do with us, Natsu~san?" Questioned Juvia. Still clutching a naked Gray's arm, both were blushing.

"We could use the protection from storms, and help around the ship so, I think I'll keep you guys. What are your skills?"

"I'm an ok way finder, I know several languages, I'm trained in hand to hand combat and certain weapons and an  archive master." Said Levy. 

"Good, you're gonna be an asset. Juvia?" 

"I'm a good cleaner, and ok at sewing. I have a little training in battle."

"Ok, Erza?"

"Trained Warrior, able to use every weapon and I excel at baking strawberry cake!" Her eyes shone at the last part.

"O-k.... Mira?"

"Professional chief, Pro ass kicker and bar tender."

"FINALLY! YOU GUYS ARE SHIT AT MAKING DRINKS!" I heard Laxus roar. Tsk. I knew those two were going to get on well

"Dare I ask, Luce?"

She stretched. "I'm a royal. I've been trained in everything you have." She answered simply.

"More detail?" Gajeel Asked.

"Fiiiiiiine. I've been trained with all weapons and armours, I'm a skilled warrior, I'm good at cooking, bar tending and sewing. I speak multiple languages, I control a legion of celestial spirits, I can create and destroy the biggest storms and, I have absolute power over the northern oceans. That's about it."I saw the boys mouths drop to the ground. She gave them a sweet smile. "Oh and I'm i professional thief."

"What are you talking abo-. Oi! Where's my favourite pistol?!" I heard an evil cackle. I saw her spinning it around on her finger. She took aim, and shot the target we have on our door. A bullseye. She tossed me back my pistol. "Alright we're keeping ya."

"Yes cap. So, what's our first agenda?" 

"Nearest Navy ship, from a rival country?" 

"Levy?" 

"North-east."

"Alright! Let's head off!"

"AYE SIR!"