Hello and welcome to the Roasting Inquisition... A place where your books are going to be mercilessly reviewed, by me and me alone (no multiple people or collaborations here, sorry.)

First things first, I decided to do this book for one and simple reason: to say all those things I am not allowed to, in the various book clubs and/or forums. In my passing from various BCs, I've been forced to be a toned-down marshmallow, something I truly hate. So, here is my chance to say what I really want to... and drag you all to hell with me. Or at least the brave ones who want their books to be reviewed, fair and square.

You can apply, when:

a) You are ready to receive a roasting, burning hot, honest review of your book, along with various comments as to what went wrong and how you can improve some aspects of your story.

b) You have no problems with sincere critique and truthful comments.

c) You are patient. I have to work to pay my bills (unfortunately), so it may take a while before I can review your book. But if I said I am doing it, I will.

Absolutely don't apply, when:

a) You are an incredibly special snowflake, and you've written the best book in the world (in your mind.) I don't easily give credits, so if you just want to hear the phrase: "Oh, you've written a masterpiece", don't bother with this review book.

b) You are a delicate marshmallow and can't handle hard language, subtle irony and witty comments.

c) You don't have patience. If you bother me constantly with, "So, are you ready with my book yet?" comments, you are probably not going to get reviewed in the end.

A few last words:

I don't care who you are: a friend, a famous wattpad writer, an unknown wannabe or an ambassador. First comes, first goes: that is the rule. The first to sign up are the first who are going to be reviewed, NO EXCEPTIONS. 

Because this is a Roasting Review Club, it doesn't mean that my reviews are going to be unreasonable bashings. If I like your book, I am going to say it. No worries about that.

I don't take votes/views/popularity into consideration. If your book is non-sense, it's going to be treated as one.

You are allowed to attack me with all your anger and spite if you don't like your book review. But ONLY in the page that's going to be specially dedicated to your book. If you choose to assault me with PM's or, worse, try to attack my book, you are going to be reported. The end.

Think you have the stomach for what comes next? Then hurry along to the sign up page ;)