Setting: Wills apartment

The morning after comes and Harry wakes up. He is alone but he smells something awful burning. He put on some boxers and got up and ran to the kitchen.
When he opened the door the house was in smoke.He covered his nose and mouth and tried holding in a giggle. The scene before him was truely entertaining. There Will was jumping with a towel swatting the smoke detector

Harry: Is this your plan to kick me out ? Almost burn your house down.

Will:(tenses but then relaxes and turns around a smile on his face) you caught me...i cant cook but i made coffee (he goes to serve some in a mug but it comes out in chunks)

Harry:(eyebrow raised ) um did you use a filter for the coffee?

Will: A what? Im not taking a selfie for intagram harry!

Harry: Oh thank god youre pretty.Here how about i cook and make the coffee...if it helps you get an A+ for trying (yawns)

Will: Fine and how are you? You know ..from last night?

Harry: Oh from when you fucked me hard onto your bed (smirks ) quite content.

Will: (nods and kisses the top of Harrys head and sits down in the stool watching him) ok lets see what you can do barbie.

Harry: (huffs) i can cook because i worked at a bakery and al-

At that moment the front door opened and a tall pale guy walked in. He had long black hair, beutiful blue eyes,and a lip ring.His legs were long and gazelle like.

He walked in and eyed the the two lads.

Stranger: I knew it you are gay! Oh ashley so owes me $20.

Will: Andy shut up im not gay and how would you know if we fucked or not.

Andy: Becauee i can smell the sex in the air (inhales deeply to prove point and starts coughing ) what the fuck?!? Shit you almost burned the house down . will you cant cook you never cooked before soo why else would you cook for him?

Harry: (having enough of it ) so what if we fucked is his dick and my ass so unless you are jealous and want a threesome shut the hell up , sit down and wait for my food to be done .

Andy:(stunned turns to look at will ) Why do you always pick em bitchy ? ( harry throws him a bread roll at his head and andy picks it up,eating it ,and chuckles sitting next to Will)

*20 mins later*

After Harry's done cooking and they eat in peace until Andy bombs them with questions.

Andy: So I'm rooming with a gay guy?

Will: (Sighing) no I'm not gay he's just a flirt and a model.

Andy: that's too bad I was hoping you were so that you could clean this house

Harry: We aren't all like that and I'm still here I have ears you know

Andy: Yeah sorry i may sound a little douchebag-y but i swear I'm more douchebag than what I appear to be. (Laughs)

Harry: (shakes head but smiles ) I should go home it was a pleasure meeting you guys.

Will:(gets up and grabs his keys ) no im driving you home.

Andy: Ugh when did I make a wrong turn into a bad chickflick cliche.

Harry: the day that you watch so many chick flicks that you know what's cliche or not (smirks)

Will:ohh slay man

Andy:(laughs and nods) touche

Harry: (hugs andy) well bye andy. It was so not a pleasure meeting you.

Andy:(hugs back and ruffles Harry's hair) yeah yeah just go

Harry and Will both leave to Wills car. On he way to harrys house is filled with laughter and screaming songs at the top of their lungs.

Will parks the car but locks the door and turns to harry fidgeting with his fingers.

Will: harry..can we talk?

Harry: we are talking...

Will: no i mean ..about last night?

Harry: what about it?

Will: i..i dint want to come off rude but i really am not gay.it was nice and i really really enjoyed it but...not enought to turn me gay and start a relationship with you

Harry:(looks at him confused then laughs loudly) you thougjt me and you ...and no will love i know yesterday was aone time thing dont worry hun. I do want to be friends though you were really sweet and nice to me

Will: of course i would love to be friends (smiles and unlocks the door ) now get out because i have to face an angry gf.

Harry: (he smirks and pats wills cheek) good luck telling your homophobic gf that you slept with a fag and he was probably better than her.

Will: yeah I'm gonna end it with her. I had enough bossing around...(his eyes trail up and down Harry's body ) um harry I just noticed your are only wearing boxers and they're mines .

Harry: (chuckles ) whoops here give me your jacket and any pants you have

Will takes his jacket off and hands it to Harry and reaches in the back. He finds some yellow shorts

Will: I have this. (Hands them to harry )

Harry:(he puts them on along with  the jacket) thanks and please take care of my clothes please please they are my babies

Will laughs and nods agreeing. Harry and will hug and harry walks towards the house.

He sneakidly walks through the back door and sighs in relief

Harry: yes! I made it (he thinks to himself)

"Where have you been mister?"