Setting: The Styles household

[ Harry and his two friends Liam and Zayn were hanging out in his room ]

Harry: Zayn can you believe how unfair the world is ? like saving she said for me to save my own money!(Takes sip from his Fruity Tutty java juice )

Zayn: I know darling is so stressful do you need me to get your masseuse and give you a massage ? (Looks up at Harry for just a minute before looking back at his reflection in the mirror)

Harry: (Looks at Zayn in disgust ) is 2:00pm you twat you know I get those when I wake up and before I go to sleep! Do you even know me gosh Zayn you are so stupid!(Gets up and takes the mirror from Zayn's hands and throws at the wall. The mirror falls with a crash)

Liam: Um...(laughs nervously but stops when both ,Harry and Zayn, glare at him. He coughs ) Guys..let's not get out of control. Let's do yoga yes? Why can't we be friends?

Harry:(Scoffs and rolls his eyes at the puppy looking boy ) Liam just do me a favor stop talking you are giving me a headache

Liam: (Gets a snickers bar and throws it at Harry ) Eat a snickers Harry. You turn into a little bitch when you're hungry.

Harry:( nods eating the snickers bar . he takes his laptop and gets up ) I'm sorry guys I'm just stressed out. let's go by the pool ? I need to work on my tan

Zayn:(smiles getting up and helps Liam get up) of course you are forgiven you are our Hazza. Let's go tan

The three friends go to the pool as a pop beat plays lowly in the background.Harry sits down in red shorts and black Gucci sunglases. He is looking at houses for sales in London.

Harry: Bloody hell!! How hard is it to find a nice faboulous mansion!!

Zayn: Fabulous huh?

Harry: Yes!! Is what I want like now

Liam: You want fabulous

The music gets louder as Harry starts singing

[Harry]
It's out with the old and in with the new
Goodbye clouds of gray; hello skies of blue
A dip in the pool, a trip to the spa
Endless days in my shades
The whole world according to moi!

Harry:(Raises hand and snaps his fingers at a waiter)"Excuse me?"

(Waiter hands him an ice tea)"Thank you."

[Harry:]Iced tea imported from England
Lifeguards imported from Spain
Towels imported from Turkey
And turkey imported from Maine

[Zayn+Liam]
We're gonna relax and renew

[Harry]
(You...)*points at a maid and move his hand in a shoo motion*
(go...)
(do!)
I want fabulous
That is my simple request
All things fabulous
Bigger and better and best
I need something inspiring to help me get along
In need a little fabulous; is that so wrong?
Fetch me my Jimmy Choo flip-flops
Where is my pink Prada tote?
I need my Tiffany hairband
And then I can go for a float

[Liam + Zayn]
A summer like never before!

[Harry]
(I...)
(want...)
(more!)*slams fists on the laptop*

[Zayn+ Liam]
He wants fabulous!
That is his simple request
All things fabulous
Bigger and better and best
He needs something inspiring to help him get along
He needs a little fabulous; is that so wrong?
Fabulous pool, fabulous splash!
Fabulous parties, even fabulous trash!
Fabulous fashion, fabulous bling!
He's got to have fabulous ev'rything!

[Harry+ Ziam]
Nothing to discuss;
Ev'rything's got to be perfect

[Harry]
(for me!)*growls in a low voice slamming his laptop close*

[Zayn]
He wants fabulous!
That is his simple request
All things fabulous
Bigger and better and best
He needs something inspiring to help him get along
He needs a little fabulous; is that so wrong?

[Harry]
(A line of lifeguards holding laptops with many houses for sale appear)
This won't do *Harry glares at the screen*

That's a bore *he makes a fake yawn*

That's insulting;*he covers his heart and makes a shocked expression*

I need more
I need, I need
I need, I need
I need, I need *he stomps and slams close all the laptops in the way*
I need fabulous!*pushes the last lifeguard into the pool by mistake because he exclaimed with his hands in the air*

[Ziam]
Fabulous hair, fabulous style!
Fabulous eyes and that fabulous smile!

[Harry sees a house in Dunsville on Zayn's phone] Oh, I like what I see
I like it alot (Harry licks his lips and grabs the phone)

[Liam]
Is this absolutely fabulous?

[Zayn]
Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous?

[Harry]
(Absolutely...)*Harry sees the price is super high*
(...NOT!)

The music comes to an end as Harry collapses in the hammock and sighs . Liam and Zayn both sipping on margaritas and piña coladas shaking their heads.