Craig's P.O.V.

Think that parka kid can outsmart me? Tch, he'd better think again. I know he likes Butters so much, he'd snap if he knew something bad might happen to him. I got him all figured out.

"Craig?" Tweek tapped on my shoulder, so I snapped out of my senses and looked at him.
"Dude, you went like, out of the planet for about 10 minutes." Kenny mentioned. I raised my brow and went back to what we were about to talk about. His crush.

"Welp. I'm back on earth. So that means we're going back to the topic. Tell us who you like, McCormick." I told him, yawning. Tweek placed their orders on the table and sat with us, since we were the last customers and the shop's closed already.

"Oh, who I like? I don't think you're ready to know that yet." He said confidently. I really really despise this guy. I don't even know why I'm talking to him right now, and why he taunted me in the first place.

"Don't play dumb with me. If you don't want to tell us, then I'll tell it for you." I smirked. He shook his head violently and Tweek here, got all paranoid about that head shaking that he might tear his head off.
"Don't do that, dude! Tweek." Kenny marched.
"E-Eh?" Tweek yelped as Kenny gave him the money as well as the pastries, telling them to have them in "take out". Lucky bastard.

"We'll be on our way now, bye." He said, rushing out the door along with Butters.
"What w-was that about?" Tweek asked me, nervously attempting a smile. I looked away and groaned.
"I-It's nothing, I guess."

~
Kenny's P.O.V.

"Here's your snack, Butters. Sorry we had to leave early." I apologized at the little dude, since he was all excited earlier, and I... well... ruined it for him. I feel guilty.

"It's alright Kenn'. I just also want to say t-thank you for hanging out with me." He told me cutely, as he walked beside me really really closely. I could almost snap here, and die because of his adorable movements, and, he called me "Kenn". I love it!

"Oh. Well, you're welcome. Where d--"
"Oh shoot! Kenny, I need to go back home or else I'll be grounded. See ya! Thank you so much again!" He accidentally interrupted me, rushing back to his street. He waved at me goodbye, and I did the same, smiling.
"I guess I should too."

~

"Kenny! Welcome home!" Karen greeted  me kindly, embracing my stomach since she's a bit shorter than me, his big brother. I pat her head softly and hugged her back, she then lead me to our broken, and ripped couch and sat me there.

"So?" She started.
"What do you mean, 'so'?" I asked her absentmindedly, since I just got back. She was squealing and bouncing off the couch, she was also looking red and I don't know why.

"WAHHHH! How was you date with Butters???" She asked me in such a hype. This time, it was my turn to blush. Karen was yanking at my jacket as she kept forcing me to tell her what me and Butters did all day. She stopped screaming for a bit.

"Alright, alright. We hung out by Tweak Bros., insulted some homophobic butthole and walked home together." I told her, truthfully, I told her. She started squealing again, like it's the end of tomorrow and kept rattling my brain by shaking my shoulders.

"That's all? You should've brought him somewhere cute or maybe somewhere where he'd have lots to eat!"
"Like Tweak Bros.?"
She encouraged me as I told her where we just ate awhile ago. She laughed ang softly punched me on the arm, so I hugged her in return. Dang, I love my sis so much. She gives me the best advices and I also give some in return, although it's not as good as hers.

*sigh*

Well, I know I have to do better, anyways, school starts again tomorrow and I'll get to drown at the fatass' neverending taunts of me being poor, Butters being the baby, Stan and Kyle being disgusting gay people, and stuff like that. Fucking asshole.

"Well, it's now or never." I said to myself as I made my way to my room and rested for a bit. Where should I start? I already have a good, no, the best relationship with Butters, as friends aso of now. I just need to shake things up a bit, so that no one would taunt us, and no one will know, but at the same time I get to tell him. How the fuck should I do this? Why is so damn hard?

"Sleep it off, Kenny. Sleep it off." I said to myself as I closed my eyes, and thought of nothing else so that I could sleep soundly.