Butters' P.O.V.

Running to the bathroom, I went to a stall and released my dirt. Once I was done, I grew curious about what the three were talking about when I was gone. Besides they're all close and all, while I'm close with Kenny only, I think. But since Kyle and Stan insisted that I'd be their fourth friend, since they kinda kicked Eric out the group.

I went out the bathroom and back to the cafeteria table, and it seems that they've just finished talking. So I hurried my legs and sat there again, for the remaining time.

"Welcome back." Kyle said in sarcasm. I gave out a little laugh and smiled at them. Kinda nice of them to join me in. Also, ever since they counted me in their group, Eric stopped picking on me. Well, we don't even know where he is now.

"Anyways, we gave Kenny a dare." Stan told me and started smiling. His smile was rather off, like they did something else. But I guess they'll tell soon.

~
Kenny's P.O.V.

Goddamn it. Those two got the best of me. I should've known than to just agree and run along with their little plan. Now I have to confess.

"Really? What?" Butters got all curious. Just my luck, geez, thanks lovers. Kyle and Stan, go fuck in a corner or something and don't let this happen another time.

"The dare is to confess." Stan smiled.
"Confess?" Butters tilted his head a bit and looked at me. Why the fuck are you looking at me, tootsie roll.

"Yep. Confess to the person he likes. Time limit, up until school ends." Kyle told him. I'm dead, soon, I'll be dead because of embarrassment. These guys are just too smart, coming up with this. Damn.

"Ooh." Butters looked enthusiastic about it. Just wait until I tell him. He'd be smiling his buttcheeks at me.

"Get ready Kenny. We'll be right beside you when you do~" Kyle taunted, smiling innocently at me. Wow, just wow. Should I be excited? No, because I'm scared.

~ Bell rings...

How the fuck am I gonna do this? I mean, tell him? Seriously, they're good at tricking people, no wonder they make such a great pair.

"Kenny..."

This is really stressing me, I don't even know how to start. I can't just say, 'Hey, Butters, I've liled you for a long time, wanna sleep with me?' or maybe I could do the simple 'I love you. You're the one I've liked ever since.' but that might be a cheesy line for that little guy, or uh... something else.

"Kenny."

Oh, damn. I can't take it. What can I do, damn it. I need to think this. The chance is finally meeting up with me, and working with me, I can't screw this up now. I--

"KENNY!"
"WHA?"

Mr. Garrison looked at me with an angered face while I sat up by accident. The class didn't really care, since we have no respect for this teacher whatsoever.

"Listen nextime please. I don't want to lose my job because of your absentmindedness." He told me. I nodded and he let me take my seat. No one cares if you lose your job, seriously.

~ Timeskip ~

"Let's do this." I told the two lovebirds. They kind of laughed but, they pat my shoulder and gave me a thumbs up.

"YOU need to do this. But, good luck, dude. You'll need it. Not that you'll have a problem since Butters is a jolly kid and you'll probably have a 100% chance of him liking you back, but the only problem you'll have is if you can properly tell him that you like him." Kyle calculated and left me and Stan in awe. We just nodded at whatever Kyle said that had to do with my confession to Butters.

"Okay..." I said, a bit afraid. I mean, who wouldn't be?

(...)

"Sorry I'm late, I--"
"Butters. I... have something to say." I started. Shit this is already hard.

"Yes?"

"I... I LIKE YOU...!"

"H-Huh???"

--

"A-Are you practicing it with--"

"No. I'm not. I said that I'll confess, and I'm doing it now."

"K-Kenny, I..."

"Leopold Butters Stotch, I like you, no, I love you, because you're the cutest, most selfless person I've ever met. I've been trying to tell you this but I couldn't get the chance to do so."

"Kenny... I... I also have something to say."

"..."

"I... I also like you too. Ever since you protected me from Eric. He may not notice that before, but I saw the look in y-your eye, you were really trying to help me. After that, you always hang out with me and have fun with me, which is very sweet and friendly of you. So thank you, and I accept."

"OH MY GOD. THANK YOU!!!"

I hugged Butters tightly and almost cried. That was hard, man, but at least Kyle's calculations were correct, and now the two were giving me a thumbs up again, smiling. The gestured a 'great job' action and kind of congratulated me as they walked towards us.

"I love you, Butters."

"I love you too, Kenny."

END