...and it's a Pokemon work.

honest to god i'm trying not to make it offensive, but different people get offended by different things...and then there's all the nine-year-olds on the internet who make a fuss over the littlest of things.

to give context, i'm setting up an AU, and ash becomes the equivalent of jesus. so then i said, "okay, let's parody most of the major parts of the new testament but just for shits-n-giggles"

by this, i mean:

- 'the last dinner', but it ends up a food fight...wherein ash is the grand loser and gets crucified by his clothes on a really poorly made cross. hilarious screaming with no religious context ensues

- a parody of 'the creation of adam' with arceus in the place of god and adam (debating on replacing him with someone else)  in a banana hammock because censorship

- considering a parody of the famous easter scene but not sure how the parody will work out yet

...i know 'the creation of adam' is genesis. shhhhh...it's just a really famous painting of a biblical event.

and i don't have much planned at the moment, but that's just because i literally just came up with this.

but um...yeah. i don't want to offend anyone.