[this part exists because last night, she and i were having 30 mins in heaven just laughing our asses off]

about like four months ago, she introduced the main characters of mean girls. (she loves that movie for whatever reason, and i'm not judging)

this is how we remember them:
bullshit
bitch
wiener
and that girl.

the 'wiener' thing is a long-running joke between us, where, after the girls were first introduced, highschooler!brasilia took to calling gretchen by her last name in the most immature way possible. legit everyone in her squad (that numbers anywhere from five to fifteen other characters in any given universe) knows this and they'll get in on it sometimes too.

then we have...rollerskates.

not so long ago, when our nkotb joey barbie was in good condition and his leg had not broken off (may he forever rest in peace), he was in a mansquad™ with ketchup boi, sonus, and i think ryan (her oc). the school had a talent show. what did they do? they freaking filmed themselves rollerskating around the school to 'YMCA' and they

won.

they won the talent show by making a video. but i mean...they were skating good. it's not like it was a fail comp. they were legit skating around the hallways singing and skating.

but um...then we have a more recent joke "you'll end up like the monkeys" from a failed attempt at finding plot development for a story i shan't yet name. the game was hilarious but we didn't get any good results. (the book's supposed to be gritty, that's why it didn't work out). it was basically a 'let's brainwash these kidnapped kids to do what we want them to do by telling them failure results in death' and it somehow ended up being "you'll end up like the monkeys" with that signature creepypasta smile.

and then we had the piano parable. the sonu- models existed in an off-put portal au alongside piano. that was a thing, and it actually worked well.

now we have two teenage pro wrestlers (john cena and kain because she decided to drag them in and i wasn't about to stop her. cause who doesn't want crack scenarios with really out of character pro-wrestlers?) and this thing has become incredibly lit. ketchup boi is in a squad with them. and he freakin leads it. they're all badass. super badass.

oh yeah. remember the oneshot from like about a year ago where i decided to use (and kind of abuse) "You Are My Sunshine"? yeah. that came from a game she and i did together. that...sadly, she never let me give an epilogue to. so y'all read my epilogue.

my god, she and i are weird. but we have fun. don't judge us, seriously.