Dear Internet:

Please be happy today. I don't like it when you're not happy.
I would do something for you if it will help. Something nice. But it has to be something... nice.

I hope you truly will be happy, not just acting happy.
If you're not happy I might feel like I have no choice and I will
Have to
unfollow
You. I'm sorry. I don't want to do that at all.

I shouldn't say these things. Or think them.
If I were to unfollow you, I know that would be hurtful
And so I won't do that to you.

Please. Please be nice, Internet.