Mordecai is struggling to insert a lightbulb into a lampost. "It won't go in." He said. "No, dude, you're doing it wrong! Righty-tighty-lefty-loosey! Not lefty-tighty-mess it up, because you're a loser." Rigby said, and (Y/n) punches Rigby. "Ow!" Benson is holding the ladder. "Would you guys hurry up?! It's been a whole hour! I can't believe you can't even put in a simple lightbulb." Benson said.

"Almost got it..." Mordecai finishes it off, badly. "...Bam!" He said. "WHOAAAAA!" The duo said, and (Y/n) face palms. "You guys did it wrong." She said. "What?!" They both asked. "THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO IT!!! Here, get down and hold the ladder." Mordecai & Rigby do so, then, Benson climbs. '"I'll do it." He begins to insert it properly. "I have to do everything around here." Benson said. "Sorry, Benson." (Y/n) said. "Dude, Benson, what's the rush? It's not like you have somewhere to be." Rigby said. "Rude!" (Y/n) said.

"Yeah, actually, I do. I do have a life outside of work, you know." Benson said. "Yeah Rigby, most people do." (Y/n) snapped. "Yeah, right. Where are you gonna go, Benson?" Rigby asked. "Yeah, where are you gonna go, dude?" Mordecai asked, and (Y/n) elbows them hard. "Ow!" They glare at her. "JUST HOLD THE LADDER!!!" Benson shouted. "Come on, man! Spill it! Where you gonna go?" Rigby asked. Mordecai & Rigby let go of the ladder. Mordecai points at Rigby. "Dude Rigby, leave him alone! Can't you tell you're annoying him?" He asked.

Rigby slaps Mordecai's hand away. "No, you're annoying him!" He shouted. "No, you're annoying him!" Mordecai shouted. "No, you're annoying him!" Mordecai & Rigby start fighting, causing the ladder to shake. "Hey, hey! Knock it off!" (Y/n) shouted, quickly running toward them to get in between the two to stop their roughhousing. "You're annoying him!" The duo shouted at each other. The ladder shakes. "Hold the ladder!" Benson shouted. Mordecai & Rigby continue to fight, with (Y/n) trying to break them up, and Mordecai bumps into the ladder,

causing it, and Benson, to fall. Benson is now unconscious on the ground. (Y/n), Mordecai & Rigby notice. "Waugh!" The trio shouted. "Benson! Benson!" (Y/n) grabs the knocked-out Benson. "Oh, man, please don't be dead... He's still breathing. He's just unconscious." She said with relief. "What are we gonna do? He's totally gonna fire us when he wakes up!" Rigby said. "Dude, cool it. I gotta think. Okay. We only have one chance at not getting fired." Mordecai said. "Okay. I'll go get the shovel." Rigby said. "Rigby!" (Y/n) scolded. "What?" He asked. "No, dude. We have to take him back to his place and put him in bed, and hope he doesn't remember that any of this happened." Mordecai said. "What? That'll never work!" Rigby said.

"My thoughts exactly." (Y/n) said. "It's our only hope. Either he remembers and he fires us, or he doesn't and he doesn't. Either way, it's our only chance not to get fired." Mordecai said. "Okay. I guess that makes sense." Rigby said. "Dude, hurry up." (Y/n) said. Seconds later, Rigby is pulling Benson into the cart. "Maybe If I had a little help this would go faster." Rigby grunts. "His gumballs must be made of lead! Okay, he's in, let's go." He said. (Y/n) starts the cart. Soon, Benson falls out of it and onto the road. "Oh no!" (Y/n) said. "Augh!" Rigby shouted. "Benson!" Mordecai shouted. Later, Mordecai tapes Benson to the cart. "Oh god, it honestly looks like we're kidnapping him!" (Y/n) said. "We're not, we're getting him back to his apartment." Rigby said.

"(Y/n)'s right, he looks horrible." Mordecai said. "Wait, I got it." Rigby grabs sunglasses from the cart and puts them over Benson's eyes. (Y/n) face palms. "Smooth move, Rigby." She said sarcastically. "Ugh, we're so fired." Mordecai said. "But he looks so chill." Rigby said. "Does he?" (Y/n) raised an eyebrow, and Rigby scowls at her. "Just roll with it, (Y/n)." He said, and she scoffs. Muscle Man walks in from behind a tree. "Hey, Benson." He said. "Oh great..." (Y/n) said. Mordecai gasps. "We can't let him find out. Step on it, (Y/n)!" Mordecai shouted. She groans, then starts up the golf cart. "Hey, I want to talk to Benson!" Muscle Man shouted.

"Whoo! That was close." Rigby said. But they see Muscle Man running behind the cart. "Wait, I want to talk!" (Y/n), Mordecai & Rigby take a sharp turn. "TALK!!!" Muscle Man shouted. Rigby looks back. "We lost him." Muscle Man jumps out from behind the bushes. "Hey!" "Ah!" (Y/n) yelps in surprise and stops the cart. "Didn't you hear me calling you?" Muscle Man asked. "Oh...hey, Muscle Man. How's it going?" Mordecai asked nervously. "What do you ladies care?

Benson, I took care of those kids with the snakes like you asked." Muscle Man said. "You ran after us for that?" (Y/n) asked in disbelief. "Oh, yeah. Thanks for the smooth jazz concert tickets. My date tonight is going to be extra hot! How did you know she was going to go crazy for it?" Mordecai takes Benson's hand and waves it in the air, and (Y/n) face palms. "It's going to be on tonight!" Muscle Man said.

"People like jazz?" Rigby asked. "Whatever, loser. You just don't know what the ladies like. Right, Benson?" Mordecai waves Benson's hand and points it, and Muscle Man runs off. "WHOOO-WHO! You know it!" Benson's head hits the cart. "How did he not notice?" (Y/n) asked. "Eh, Muscle Man's not really that bright, dude." Rigby said. The trio finally make it to Benson's apartment. (Y/n), Mordecai & Rigby carry Benson to his room. "This is Benson's apartment. We're almost there, dudes." (Y/n) reaches for the knob. Right then, a girl named Audrey opens the door behind them.

"Benson!" (Y/n), Mordecai & Rigby notice. "Where have you been? My party started two hours ago. Everything okay" Mordecai shakes Benson to appear as if he is nodding. "Oh, great! Come on in and join the party!" She said. "No! Uh... I mean, Benson's had a pretty exhausting day at work. He's not really in a partying mood right now." (Y/n) said. "Right, Benson?" Mordecai & Rigby shake Benson again to simulate nodding. "But, you said you were gonna come. We planned this over a month ago, remember?" Mordecai & Rigby shrug Benson's shoulders, and Audrey sighs.

"Okay. You're a busy guy and you work a lot, I understand. I was just really hoping you could come to my party. I see you walking down the hall all the time but I never get to talk to you. I thought maybe we could have a chance to get to know each other better." Mordecai and (Y/n) look at each other with guilt. "Well, see you." Audrey closes the door, and (Y/n) sighs. "So this is what he was talking about earlier..." she said guilty. "Alright, let's get him to bed." Rigby said.

"Wait dudes, we have to take Benson to this party." Mordecai said. "What?!" Rigby and (Y/n) both asked. "Why?" Rigby asked. "Dudes. Didn't you see how disappointed that girl was? Benson really did have somewhere to be and we totally messed it up for him! We owe him this." Mordecai said. "I saw, but now really isn't the best time for Benson to go to a party! Look at him! What, you want to turn this into a Weekend at Bernie's parody or something?!" (Y/n) asked, and Rigby snickered from that. "Did you just break the fourth wall?" Rigby asked.

"Dudes, if we take him to the party and he wakes up, he'll just think he partied too hard and won't even remember what happened!" Mordecai said, and (Y/n) scoffs. "Are you serious? This is the kind of thing that happens in movies, Mordecai! Not real life!" (Y/n) shouted. "Oh come on, (Y/n)! Maybe he's right! And there'll be witnesses too! Then we'll be off the hook!" Rigby said. (Y/n) was fuming.

"Is that all you care about right now?! Benson needs his rest!" (Y/n) shouted. "Come on (Y/n), please?" Mordecai pleaded. She looks at the duo, who end up giving her puppy eyes, and she groans. "Fine! But don't say I didn't warn you." She growled. "Then what do you say, Benson? You ready to party?" There's a pause. "I'll take that as a yes!" He said. "WHOAAAAA!" The duo said. Benson falls to the ground. "Oh." Rigby said. "Dude, I thought you had him!" Mordecai shouted, and (Y/n) face palms. "This will not end well..." she said to herself.

Mordecai & Rigby party with a knocked-out Benson with (Y/n) keeping watch. The trio scan the room before the duo party. Mordecai controls Benson to high-five two hipsters, followed by Mordecai & Rigby controlling Benson to dance. "I can't believe we haven't hung out before this!" Audrey puts a hand next to Benson. "I'm so glad you can hang out tonight." Mordecai pushes Benson's hand on top of Audrey's. A man named Chuck watches in anger. 'Uh oh...' (Y/n) said. "Yo!" He walks up to Audrey. "Yo Audrey, who's the jerkface?" (Y/n) growled,

she hated it when people insulted her friends. "Chuck, please! Benson does not have the face of a jerk. And I can talk to whoever I want. We're not dating anymore, remember?" Audrey asked. "I like her." (Y/n) said. "I guess so. I just never knew you liked talking to losers." He laughs and pokes Benson repeatedly. "You hear that, loser?" (Y/n) growled again. "Stop it Chuck, Benson is not a loser!" Audrey shouted. "Oh yeah? Well if he not a loser then why is he letting me do this?" He pokes Benson.

"Ugh, I don't know." Audrey said. Chuck continues to poke Benson. "Why are you letting me poke your face like this?" Chuck laughs. Now (Y/n) interferes and grabs Benson's hand and slaps Chuck with it, sending water into his face. Her best friends look at her with shock. The sound of a stopping record is heard as everyone else gasps. "Not cool, shades. You think you can drop H2O on the FE and get away with it?" He asked. "The FE?" Rigby asked. "Ever seen the periodic table, loser?" He points to his shirt. "FE is the abbreviation for iron, like my stomach.

I'm the iron stomach!" He grabs a hot chili and eats it. "Hmhmph! Hmph! Hmph!" The duo said. Mordecai turns Benson's head. "What's that Benson? You think Chuck's a chump and you're not scared?" He asked. Then Rigby turns Benson's head. "Really, Benson? Are you sure? Okay, whatever you say, you're the boss." He grabs two hot chilis and throws them in Benson's mouth. "WHOAAAAA!" The duo said. "Fine then. Let's dance." Chuck said. Chuck and Benson have a chili duel. Chuck eats a hand full of jalapeños as everyone cheers.

"Top that." Chuck said. Mordecai & Rigby feed Benson a bucketful of habanero stuffed jalapenos. Chuck skulls hot sauce, and once he finishes, he watches Mordecai and Rigby feed Benson two hot sauces. "What's that, Benson? You wanna wash that down with some chili flakes?" Rigby asked. Mordecai & Rigby dump chili flakes into Benson's mouth. Chuck watches for a moment, then, pulls out a case. He reaches into his shirt to reveal the key to the case, and opens it. He pulls out one illuminated chili and eats it. Mordecai and Rigby pull out the other chili, pour hot sauce onto it, and throw it into Benson's mouth. Audrey watches in shock. "Looks like the FE is just L-A-M-E."

(Y/n) smirks, and the crowd cheers. "Go Benson!" Audrey shouted. "Fine. You think you're so hot?" Chuck pours out chocolate sauce, soy sauce, mayonnaise, kimchi, pasta sauce, clams and sushi into a giant glass, puts in a miniature umbrella, and passes it to Benson. "How about a victory drink? I call it the Mississippi Queen." He said. "Mississippi Queen? Why do you call it that?" Rigby asked. "Oh, you'll find out." Chuck said. "Drink it! Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!" "Bottom's up..." Mordecai & Rigby lift the glass up to Benson's mouth. Right then, the smell of the Mississippi Queen wakes Benson up.

"What the?" He gags. "(Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby!" Mordecai & Rigby cover Benson's mouth. The trio go to the bathroom. "All of you better tell me what's going on right now or—" his stomach rumbles and (Y/n) cringes. "Oh, my stomach... Oh, my mouth! My mouth is on fire!" He goes to the sink and drinks the water. "How did I even get here?" He asked. "You mean you don't remember us knocking you out?" Rigby asked. Benson spits out the water from his mouth, onto the mirror, as Mordecai punches Rigby and (Y/n) face palms. "You what?!" Benson asked.

"Look, Benson, before you say anything, we were gonna take you home but then we ran into your neighbor and she really wanted you to go to her party. So we brought you and now you're in a huge eating match against her ex-boyfriend." (Y/n) said. "But it's cool, 'cause you're totally beating him and—" Rigby continued. "That's it. You guys are so unbelievably fi—" the trio hear everyone chanting his name. "Benson! Benson!" He looks outside and sees Audrey. "Benson! Benson! Benson! Benson!" Everyone shouted. "Look, Benson. You could go ahead and fire us, or you could go out there and really impress Audrey. Your choice, man." Mordecai said.

"Benson! Benson!" He looks at Audrey again. "Benson! Benson! Benson! Benson! Benson! Benson!" "Come with me." (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, & Benson exit the bathroom as the crowd cheers. They walk to the table, where Chuck waits impatiently. Benson picks up the Mississippi Queen and holds it. " I'm gonna drink this." Benson said, and the crowd cheers. "Alright, yeah!" (Y/n) shouted. "And so are my three buddies, (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby." The crowd cheers. (Y/n), Mordecai & Rigby are shocked. "Or they're fired." Benson said. "Huh?" The trio asked. Benson pours the drink into three glasses. "Bottom's up, fellas." The crowd chants "go" as (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, & Benson chug down the Mississippi Queen. When they finish, they start coughing. "Huh. That wasn't actually that bad." Mordecai said.

"Yeah, I didn't really taste anything." Benson said. "Yo, Chuck! Your Mississippi queen was Mississippi lame!" Rigby shouted. " Yeah, it's not even spicy at all." (Y/n) said. "Yeah, well that's called beginner's luck. Luck. Luck. Luck. Luck..." (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby & Benson begin to hallucinate. A staircase is formed. (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby & Benson walk down some stairs to the coffee shop. In there, Sam, Margaret & Eileen bring them two giant peppers. Mordecai pushes them aside and the group help the quartet in the taxi. In there, they find the driver turn his head to the back seats to reveal a flaming red skull resembling Ghost Rider.

Then the quartet leave the taxi and they rush back to the park. All four of them are now lying on the ground outside the house. One by one they come to. "Feels like rush hour in my lower intestines..." Mordecai said. "I don't think I've ever eaten so much food in my life." Rigby said. "What the hell was in that thing?" (Y/n) asked. Benson gets up. A note is attached to him. "That's it. I've had it with you three. I can't even get knocked out without you guys ruining my social life by getting me into stupid food challenges."

Benson said. "B-but Benson, we won!" Rigby makes a stomach growling noise. "Didn't we?" He asked. "Won? I would've never gotten into this mess if you three weren't always messing around. You three are fired! No more chances, just get out of here." Benson said. (Y/n) gasps. "Benson! Look!" She said. "What?" Benson pulls off paper attached to him. It reads, Call Me, 555-0155. <3 Audrey. "What does it say?" (Y/n) asked. "Yeah man, what does it say?" Rigby asked. "Ah." Benson looks at the trio. "Get back to work." He said.