Under the Hood
The trio are are drinking coffee, and Benson asks them to paint over the graffiti on the wall of the park restrooms. "Alright, I need you guys to paint over the graffiti on the bathroom. Just make sure you cover all of it." Benson said. "Cover all of it?" Rigby asked. "Isn't that what he just said?" (Y/n) asked. "Yes, all of it. Get back to work." Benson walks away. "I wouldn't mind going back to sleep." Mordecai said. The trio are now painting over the graffiti. "I'd like to find whoever did this and just—ARRRGGH." Rigby said. "Same. They're probably sitting around somewhere just laughing at us." (Y/n) said.
"Do you know who else likes to clean up other peoples messes? My mom!" Muscle Man laughs. "Did you paint this graffiti, Muscle Man?" (Y/n) asked. "Pfft, me? I may be an artist when it comes to pranks, but I am no graffiti artist." He said. The trio notice orange stuff on Muscle Man's hands. "What is that?" Mordecai asked. "What is what?" Muscle Man asked. "The orange paint on your hands." (Y/n) said. "It isn't paint, fool, it's from the buffalo wings we just had for lunch." Muscle Man said.
"Yeah, right, it's all over you!" Rigby said. "Haven't you ever been to Wing Kingdom? They always hook you up with the sauce." Muscle Man said. "I think you did this." Rigby said. "You better watch who you're accusing, bro." Muscle Man said. "Show us your receipt then." (Y/n) said. "What? Show us your receipt!" Muscle Man said. "That's it!" Mordecai said. The trio run to Benson. "BENSON!" They shouted. "We know who did the graffiti!" Mordecai said. "What? Who?" Benson asked. They go back to Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost. "It's buffalo sauce, smell it!"
Muscle Man said, and (Y/n) gags. "I'm not going to smell your fingers, Muscle Man. Just tell me the truth and I'll take your word for it." Benson said. "But I am telling you the truth! Benson, I can't believe you're even listening to these clow-" A can of spraypaint falls out of his pocket. "Look, it's spray-paint!" Rigby said. "Chicken wings, huh?" Benson asked. "Uh... um... that's not mine!" Muscle Man said. "Yeah, right! It was in your pocket!" (Y/n) said. "But I didn't do the graffiti,
I was painting Hi Five Ghost's ride orange." Muscle Man said. "Really?" Fives asked. "Then why did you lie about the paint?" Benson asked. "Because it was supposed to be a surprise, until you guys ruined it!" Muscle Man shouted. "He's lying!" Rigby shouted. "No, I'm not!" Muscle Man shouted. "I'm sorry, Muscle Man. I'm gonna have to ask you to turn in your keys." Benson said. "What?" Muscle Man asked. "You heard me." Benson said. "Are you firing me, bro?!" Muscle Man asked. "Give me your keys." Benson said. "If he goes, I go, too." Fives said. "Okay, see ya." Benson said. "Aww..." Fives said. "That was really cool, bro. You want my keys, Benson? Fine!" He throws his keys on the ground at Benson's feet.
"But we were gonna quit this job anyways to follow our real dreams. And we're not coming back, no matter how much you beg! Come on, Fives." They storm off, and (Y/n) couldn't help but feel terrible. "I just want you guys to know that you did a good thing today. You knocked a guy out and got him fired. Good job." Benson walks away. "Oh no... what did we do?" (Y/n) asked. "I didn't think he was gonna fire him." Mordecai said. "Neither did I." Rigby said. The real vandal starts spray-painting on the wall. "What the-Hey! Stop!" (Y/n) shouted. The vandal runs off. (Y/n), Rigby and Mordecai chase him until he hops over a fence, getting away.
"That didn't look like Muscle Man..." Rigby said. "Because it wasn't!" (Y/n) shouted, then came to a sudden realization. "Oh no! We just got our friend fired for no reason!" She shouted. "Oh, man. What are we gonna do?" Rigby asked. "We have to get Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost their jobs back." Mordecai said. The trio go back to Benson's office. "Benson! It wasn't Muscle Man!" (Y/n) shouted. "What are you talking about?" He asked. "It was this hooded guy! We didn't see his face, but—" Rigby said.
"Alright, I get it. You feel bad for getting Muscle Man and Hi-Fives fired. It's okay, I feel bad too. Doing the right thing is never easy, but it's the responsible thing to do. Like Rigby. When you ratted out Mordecai for putting expired milk in the fridge in exchange for a video rental coupon. That was very responsible." Benson said, and Mordecai glares at him. "Benson, we're serious. He's innocent!" Mordecai said. "That's enough! We're down two men and I have a lot to do. So do you!" Benson said.
"No wait!" Rigby shouted. "Now get out of here, and get back to work!" Benson slams the door shut and (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby look at each other, frowning. The trio then go to Skips' place. Mordecai opens the door. "Hey Skips." He said. Skips turns his head to look at them. He has buffalo sauce all over his mouth. "What? You coming to get me fired, too?" He asked.
"Give it a rest, Skips. We thought he was guilty." (Y/n) said. Skips turns around holding a bowl of buffalo wings. "Well it's just wing sauce. Muscle Man got me hooked on this stuff, before you got him fired." Skips said. "We didn't mean to, okay?" (Y/n) asked. "Yeeeeeeaaaaahhh, about that. Do you know anything about who did the graffiti?" Mordecai asked. "It could be Park Avenue." Skips holds his buffalo wing. "Park Avenue?" Rigby asked. "A young graffiti artist who has been all over lately." Skips smiles while wiping his mouth. "He's not bad." He said. "That's probably the guy we saw!" Mordecai said. "It definitely was." (Y/n) said. "You gotta tell Benson." Skips said. "We tried to tell Benson. He didn't believe us." Rigby said.
"Then you're gonna have to catch him yourselves. But it's not gonna be easy. He strikes without warning and he vanishes with the wind. Say, where is Muscle Man anyway?" Skips asked. "Following his real dream." Rigby said. "Whatever that is..." (Y/n) said. "He said that?! Oh, no...." Skips said. Muscle Man is at Open Mic night at the Coffee Shop. "And now for a comedian I know you're gonna like: Muscle Man!" The crowd applauds. "Good evening everyone! So, I just threw out my old couch. It weighed about 300 pounds and smelled like a pile of butts.
You know who else smells like a pile of butts? MY MOM!" The crowd gets bored. Muscle Man looks at Hi Five Ghost, who shrugs in confusion. Muscle Man taps the mic. "Excuse me I said, my mo—" "Get off the stage!" Someone shouted, and the crowd laughs. "Ah, you jerks are jerks! You don't even understand comedy!" Another person throws a tomato at Muscle Man's face. The crowd laughs at him again. Muscle Man screams and chases the crowd while they run away.
"Muscle Man, no!" Fives shouted. "Aw, yeah! No way he's gonna resist a white trash can. We'll hide over there and then, BAM!" Mordecai said. "Straight to jail!" Rigby shouted. "What's the matter Park Losernue? Don't like jail?" (Y/n) taunted. Rigby starts to pretend he's sad. "You miss your family?" He asked. "Looks like your kids will never see their Park Dadenue." Mordecai said, and the trio laughed. As they do so, they don't seem to notice Park Avenue spraying paint on the white trash can.
He runs away, and a sloppy portrait of Rigby's face can be seen. "Ah, what!? Why is it only me?" Rigby asked. "Because (Y/n) and I aren't losers." Mordecai said. "Argh! It doesn't even look anything like me!" Rigby said. "Dude, it's like you're looking into a mirror." (Y/n) said. "Shut up!" Rigby hears spray painting and sees Park Avenue, while pointing at him. He gasps. "There he is!" He shouted. Park Avenue runs away, exposing an offensive spray painting of Mordecai. Rigby giggles and points at the painting and (Y/n) also giggles. Mordecai punches Rigby in the stomach.
"OW!" He shouted. They then hear more spry painting and the trio turn to see an awful painting of (Y/n). The two smirk at her knowingly, with Rigby about to say a sassy remark, but (Y/n) glares at him. "Not. A. Word." She said. "Come on, let's go!" Mordecai said. Rigby groans and he and (Y/n) follow Mordecai. The trio chase Park Avenue, but he is able to paint a wall, the Taco'Clock bus, a bench, the cart, a toilet, and Pops' head ensues. "How does he keep getting away from us?" Rigby asked, out of breath. "I don't know. It's like he's just messing with us or something." Mordecai said, also out of breath. "I'm sure that's what he's doing." (Y/n) said, she was out of breath as well. Muscle Man comes back all dirty with Hi Five Ghost riding his scooter he mentioned he painted orange.
"Sup, lamers." He said. "Oh, how's...it going...man?" Mordecai asked. "Are... you... okay...?" (Y/n) asked. "Muscle Man, heeeyyy. What's up?" Rigby asked. "Good. Awesome. Not that we're desperate for cash or nothing. But we're offering a one time deal on High Five's sweet ride." Muscle Man said. "How much do you want for it?" Rigby asked, but gets elbowed by Mordecai. "Um...any...amount...." Muscle Man said. "Thaaaat's alright. I think we're good for now." Mordecai said. "Fine! We don't need your money anyway, it probably smells like a pile of butts.
Let's ride, High Fives." Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost walk away. "Dudes, I feel terrible!" (Y/n) said. "I know. But we can't do anything about it unless we catch Park Avenue!" Rigby said. "Hmm Hmm Hmm." The trio said. "I got a plan. Muscle Man, wait!" (Y/n) shouted. Muscle Man stops the scooter and turns around with a grin. "Come crawling back, huh?" He asked. "Do you still have that can of spray paint?" (Y/n) asked. The four go to the same location where
(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby were cleaning the graffiti. Park Avenue groans. "No class..." Park Avenue walks toward the graffiti and begins painting when (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby open their eyes. "Class this!" Mordecai shouted. Park Avenue gasps. The trio tackle Park Avenue down on the ground. Park Avenue throws Rigby against a door before Mordecai body slams him down. (Y/n) flips Park Avenue's hood off, revealing the top of a spray can. "EUGH!" The trio shouted. Then, Park Avenue pushes his head to spray their faces. He runs away then sprays a wall to make a portal.
"Hey! Get back here!" (Y/n) shouted. "Come on. Let's go!" Mordecai jumps in the portal, then (Y/n). "What? Aw, fine!" Rigby jumps in after them. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby end up in a dark area surrounded with graffiti. "What is this place?" (Y/n) asked. "Whoa..." the trio said. Park Avenue is seen on the far side. "There he is!" Rigby shouted. Park Avenue was near a white door and spray paints a lever. "It ends now." He pulls a lever, and some of the graffiti he made comes alive.
"Get rid of these guys." He goes inside a white door. The graffiti changed a green one grew 6 legs a zipper unzipped and grew wings and a red thing grew hands that had mouths and were running to the trio. "What the?!" (Y/n) asked. "Quick! Muscle Man's spray paint!" Rigby shouted. (Y/n) gives the spray paint to Rigby, and Rigby paints a horrible stick figure. "That's a lot harder than it looks..." The green monster with spider legs destroys the painting and two legs comes out of it's eyeballs and it attempts to stomp on (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby who run out of the way. A bat-like zipper monster attempts to attack the trio but they duck out of the way.
"We gotta get to that door!" Mordecai shouted. The trio start running to the door but a red monster with hands in it's eyes blocks the way and it grabs Rigby. "Ahhh!!!" Rigby screams. "Rigby!" (Y/n) and Mordecai shouted. The other hand with eyes and a mouth moves closer to Rigby. "Ahhh!!!" He screams. "Use the spray paint, use the spray paint!" (Y/n) shouted frantically. Rigby spray paints the other hand which made it drop Rigby and (Y/n) helps him up. "Look! There it is!" Mordecai points to the door Park Avenue went through. "C'mon!"
The trio outrun the red monster and enter the door where it appears that it is a room of nothing. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby catch their breaths as they look around the empty room. "Where...are we?" (Y/n) asked. "I don't know. It's like there's nothing in here." Rigby said. "He's gotta be around here somewhere..." Mordecai said. Rigby starts walking and hits his foot on something. "Ow! Oh! Oh! Oh!" He jumps and holds his foot. "Oof!" Mordecai walks into something and hits his head on something. "Aw!....Augh!" He walks backwards and falls behind something else.
(Y/n)'s eyes widen. "Mordecai?! Mordecai, where are you?!" She asked. "Where'd he go?" Rigby asked her. "I don't know..." (Y/n) hits against something. "Owww!!! What is this stuff?!" She touches something and starts walking and runs into something. "Ahhh!" She screams and starts spray painting it and ran into three more things. Eventually, the spray paint revealed an object. Mordecai reappears. "Dudes, I think that's a TV." Rigby finished spray painting and a television set is shown. "Oh, yeah!" Rigby turns around and spray paints another object. "That looks like a futon." (Y/n) said. "I think someone lives here." Rigby said before he finishes, someone suddenly starts shouting at him. "Ay! You! No! No! Stop it!" Park Avenue shouted.
He appears from behind a door. "Come on man! Not the coffee table!" He shouted. "Keep painting, Rigby." (Y/n) said. Rigby starts painting again. "No! No! No! Don't! What's the matter with you?!" Park Avenue shouted. Rigby stops spray painting.. "You painted all over the whole park!" He shouted.
"Ya, but it's different." Park Avenue said. "No it's not! You're still spray painting someone else's property! So now let's see how you like it." (Y/n) said. "It's what I do. My stuff looks good. You're just gonna have to deal with it, kid. You and your friends, you're just making a mess." Rigby glares at him and starts spray painting again. "Alright, Alright, Alright, Take it easy, take it easy. I'll quit painting the park." Rigby stops spray painting. "Just stop messing up my place!" Park Avenue shouted. "And you gotta admit to our boss that it was you." Mordecai said.
"Why?" He asked. "Why?! Because our friend got fired for what you did!" (Y/n) said. "So what?" Rigby starts spray painting again. "Alright, Alright, Alright." Rigby stops painting and (Y/n), Rigby and Mordecai smile. Later everyone is gathered at the park. "Yeah, that's right, I'm the one who did it. I'm the graffiti artist. I'm hitting the world with knowledge. I'm painting the truth, I'm painting rebellion, I'm-" Park Avenue said. "I am calling the cops." Benson said, and (Y/n) snickered. "Phhhhhhh. The cops can't catch this." He sprays a portal on the ground.
"Later, you boo-sh-wa sucker!" He attempts to jump into the portal but gets stuck halfway through. "Aw, man..." Benson starts dialing the cops. "We're really sorry we got you guys fired..." (Y/n) said. "You better be sorry! Pfffftt, I'm just kidding." Muscle Man said. "Well, you two. Welcome back to the park." Benson hands Muscle Man back his keys and (Y/n) smiles. "Well! I was really tearing it up as a comedian, but since your begging..." Muscle Man said. Benson takes the keys back. "Comedy? Wow, congratulations! Maybe you don't need this job after all." Benson said.
"...Please give me the keys." Benson gives Muscle Man the keys. "Alright!" He and High Five Ghost gets into the cart and starts spinning around. "Woooo!!!" They drive off, and (Y/n) snickers again. "Looks like comedy wasn't his suite after all." She said, and her best friends snickered too. "Alright. I need you guys to paint over the graffiti." Benson said. "Aw...what?" Mordecai asked. "That isn't fair!" Rigby said. "Hey, you can leave anytime you want but unless you think you can make it as a stand up comedian, I suggest you start painting." Benson said. "Ughh..." The trio pick up the paint buckets and Benson walks off whistling. "Want to go to Wing Kingdom?" Mordecai asked.
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