In The Coffee Shop, Sam gives (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby a drink of coffee. "Here you guys, enjoy, dudes." Rigby takes a big sip from his coffee. "Ah! Nothing beats drinkin' joe with my bro and best friend! Haha, right, guys?" Rigby asked, but (Y/n) wasn't paying attention. "Huh, what? Yeeeeeaaahh." She sighs dreamily at Sam then he looks at her. "Dudes, he totally just smiled at me." (Y/n) said.

"No he didn't." Mordecai said. "Yes he did." She argued. "Then why don't you ask him out?" Rigby challenged. "Agh. It's not that easy. You two wouldn't understand." (Y/n) said. "Yeah, I don't understand." Mordecai said, and (Y/n) rolls her eyes. "Probably 'cos I'm too busy drinking joe with my bro and best friend like we came here to do in the first place, remember?" Rigby asked angrily. "Shh. Wait." Mordecai shushed him. A commercial starts on the TV. "I once was lost, but now I'm found." A man sprays cologne, and men tears the woman's clothes off. DudeTime, for men."

"What kind of loser would want a bunch of chicks tearing their clothes off? Right, (Y/n)?" Rigby asked. Mordecai imagines what would happen if he bought that cologne, he sprays it on and a bunch of women come out, including (Y/n). "Mordecai." She said. "Oh, hey (Y/n). Didn't notice you there." He said. "Gee Mordecai, I don't think I've ever realized how awesome you are. And you smell great too. Mordecai. Mordecai." (Y/n) and Rigby snap him out of it. "Mordecai. Mordecai." They asked. "Dudes, I'm buying that cologne." He said. "Wait, seriously?" (Y/n) asked in disappointment. "Agh! Why? You said you would chip in for that awesome new game." Rigby said. A flashback occurs in where

Rigby is watching a commercial with two dudes with no shirts. "I'm John." "I'm also John." "We're the Strong Johns! Strong Johns, Strong Johns! You have to buy Strong Johns! Strong Johns, Strong Johns! You gotta buy Strong Johns!" The flashback ends. Rigby sings the theme song from the commercial. "Bam! Now do you two want that game?" Rigby asked. "No, I still want the cologne." He said. "Sorry Rigby, but I'm busy today." (Y/n) said.

"If you buy that cologne then I'm gonna lose all respect for you." Rigby said. "Good. Then we'll both have the same amount of respect for each other." Mordecai fired back. "Boys..." (Y/n) said warningly. "Ugh! What's with you two? We had a plan: coffee, Strong Johns, hang out!" Rigby shouted. "Dude, we can hang out later. I just wanna go buy some that cologne really quick." Mordecai said. "Sorry Rigby, I promise I'll do those things with you some time time this week." (Y/n) rubs her right arm uncomfortably because she knew how Rigby was when he got angry.

"No, that wasn't part of the plan! If you two leave, then I'm gonna have to get some new friends!" Rigby said. "That's cool. I'll probably be too busy with the ladies anyway." Mordecai said. "Well fine. I'll be busy with my new friends! Plan-breakers!" Rigby shouted. Mordecai and (Y/n) both leave. Later on, Mordecai sits on a bench in the park and sprays on DudeTime, and is waiting for chicks, but only Rigby comes, shocking Mordecai. "Are you done with your stupid cologne yet? You know that stuff's not gonna work." He said. "Why don't you get out of here? You don't know anything." Mordecai said. Pops comes to the scene.

"Mordecai, Rigby, wonderful day we're hav—" He smells something funky, which is the cologne, and he runs away squealing in horror, and Rigby laughs. "In your face! I knew that stuff wasn't gonna work." He said. "Shut up! I'm not trying to attract Pops, I'm trying to attract (Y- Margaret." He said quickly. Rigby's eyes widened when he caught the first half of what he said. "What did you just say?" He asked. "I said I'm trying to attract Margaret!" He shouted, clearly annoyed, and Rigby scoffs. "Margaret? You really expect me to believe that? You barely even notice her when we go to the coffee shop unless she brings us our orders! It's not Margaret you're after! It's (Y/n)!" Rigby shouted furiously, and Mordecai quickly shushes him. "Dude, shut up! You don't know what you're talking about!" He shouted.

"Liar!" Rigby points at him angrily. "I know that's why you bought that stupid thing! You're jealous that (Y/n) likes Sam!" Rigby shouted rather loudly. "Dude, shut up!" Mordecai shouted, and they glared daggers at each other, growling slightly. Rigby huffs and crossed his arms. "That stupid thing won't work on her, she was totally grossed out by it! Plus, she said she was busy today, remember?" Rigby narrows his eyes, and Mordecai growls,

then leans back and tries to ignore Rigby, while using more of the cologne, which makes Rigby cough, and the cologne attracts a haze. "I'm over here. "(Y-" he spots a unicorn behind him. "Oh, geez!" He said. The unicorn sniffs. "Whaddaya got there?" He asked. "DudeTime?" Mordecai asked. "Aw, I knew it! Come out, bros, come out! I told you it was DudeTime!" The unicorn said. Five other unicorns emerge from the bushes. "Alright! DudeTime!"

"Yeah! DudeTime, bros!!" The unicorns chatter excitedly. A 7th Unicorn floats down from the sky. "Yo! Did someone say there's DudeTime down here?" Another unicorn asked. "Can I bum a spray, can I bum a spray?" The first one asked. The unicorn grabs the DudeTime and sprays it all over his neck and face. "Who are these guys?" Mordecai asked. "I dunno. They seem pretty cool, though!" Rigby said. "You bros wanna hang out?" The 7th unicorn asked. Rigby gasps. "I wanna hang out! But you're wasting your time with this guy. All he wants to do is get with (Y/n)."

Rigby said her name rather bitterly. Mordecai turns to him angrily. "Dude, what is your problem? Even if I did have a thing for her, which I don't," Mordecai said quickly. "Uh huh." Rigby said sarcastically, refusing to look at him. "Then why would it bother you so much?!" Mordecai asked. Rigby pouts and turns away, he began thinking about her, and just the imagine of her made him start to blush slightly but he refused to acknowledge it.

The unicorns snickered at the tension between the two. "Uh oh, I'm sensing some tension here." The 7th one said. "Yeah dude, romance tension, for the same girl." Said the 2nd one. Rigby's eyes widen and he quickly turns around. "What?! Are you guys saying that I have feelings for (Y/n)?" Rigby asked mockingly. One unicorn snickers. "Yeah, dude." He said. Rigby continues to scoff uncomfortably. "What? Are you serious? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! She's my best friend and that's IT! Nothing more, nothing less." Rigby said, then turns around angrily and crosses his arms. The 7th unicorn snickers. "Whatever you say, man." Rigby turns around again and was about to retort, but decides against it.

"Well, you don't use this to get the ladies. You use it to hang out with the bros!" The first unicorn said. "Bros! Bros! Bros! Bros! Bros!" The unicorns chanted. Rigby decides to pretend the whole argument never happened. "Yeah, hee hee! Finally somebody's speaking my language!" Rigby joins in with the chant of Bros. "Haw haw! Little dude makes me laugh. Seriously though. You're pretty cool, too, for letting us bum some of your DudeTime, so... if you really wanna attract the ladies, we can help." The first unicorn said. "Really?" Mordecai asked. "Aw, yeah. We know all about the ladies." The 1st unicorn said. "Actually, uh, that would be pretty awesome, guys." Mordecai said. "Cool. Just point us to the lady." The original six unicorns are waiting with Mordecai and Rigby at the coffee shop.

Mordecai was still trying to prove to Rigby that (Y/n) wasn't his main focus. Rigby was wearing an open dark green shirt. "Well, this is where she works. What do I gotta do?" Mordecai asked. "Oh, we'll tell you what to do, but first you have to drink from the Cup of Knowledge." The unicorn said. The 1st unicorn hands a sparkling chalice filled with turquoise liquid to Mordecai, who drinks it as the unicorns look on, grinning. Mordecai spits it out in disgust and the unicorns laugh. "Aw, sick. What was that?!" He asked in disgust. "It's definitely not unicorn slomp!" The unicorns high-five. The 7th Unicorn has arrived by this point. "How is that supposed to get (Y- a lady?" He asked, correcting himself quickly, and Rigby glares at him suspiciously.

"Chill out, bro. We're just having a little fun." The 1st unicorn said. "Yeah, fun! Ever hear of it?" Rigby snarked. Mordecai punches and grabs Rigby. "Quit bein' such a jerk!" The unicorns separate the two. "Come on! We won't mess with you anymore. I promise. Got a great way to help you get your lady." The 1st unicorn said. "Great. As long as I don't have to stand next to that total loser I'm up for anything." Mordecai said. "Meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meeeeeh!" Rigby said mockingly. Later on, everyone is outside the coffee shop again. "Kay, check it: the ladies love dudes who slick their hair back. Jimmy, give 'im the stuff."

The 1st unicorn said. "Here, use this!" The 5th unicorn, Jimmy, hands Mordecai a bottle full of a sparkling turquoise liquid. "Huh, fine." Mordecai pours it onto his hand and slicks his hair back with it. He looks at it in the reflection on the glass window. "Are you sure she'll be into this?" He asked. "Totally, bro, she'll be all about it. All you gotta do is lay it down." The 1st unicorn said. "Lay it... down." Mordecai said. "Yeah, bro, you know: lay it down!" The unicorns all chant 'lay it down' as one of them pushes Mordecai into the coffee shop. Mordecai sighs nervously and suddenly (Y/n) walks in. She turns to him. "Oh hey, Mordecai, turns out I forgot something. Rigby isn't still mad at us, is he?" She asked. "What? Oh... no, he's not, he's not." He said. The unicorns are seen through the window, laughing and high-fiving.

"So what did you come back for?" (Y/n) asked him. "I'm uh, I'm here to... lay it down." He said. "What?" (Y/n) asked, looking at him with confusion. "Lay it... down?" He said. "Um. Sure. Are you feeling OK?" (Y/n) asked. The unicorns and Rigby laugh from the window. "Yeah, I'm great, uh, I'll be right back." He replied. Mordecai runs outside. "What the H, guys? Not cool!" He said. "Chill out, bro! We were watching you in there and little dude had a really good point." The 1st unicorn said.

"What point?" Mordecai asked. "That we're totally not hanging out enough." The unicorn replied. "Aw, jeez." Mordecai said. "Don't worry. We're still gonna help you get your lady." The unicorn said. "How?" Mordecai asked. "By partying at your place!" The unicorn replied. "Wait what?!" Later at the park house that night, the lights are on and rock music is playing as a TV smashes through an upper window. Inside, the unicorns are chugging soda and fighting in the kitchen. Rigby and Mordecai are inside the back door, watching the carnage. "Ha ha! Ha ha ha!" Rigby laughed.

"Dude, these guys aren't trying to help me. They're just messing with me." Mordecai said. "Dude, they're just partying." Rigby said. "How is this supposed to help me get (Y- the ladies?" Mordecai asked. Rigby scoffs with his arms crossed, before pointing to someone sitting in a chair. "They got you a lady!" They see a long-haired man with an open green shirt on a chair in the corner. He has stubble on his chin, a necklace, wristbands, blue jeans, and cowboy boots. "That's not a lady." Mordecai said. Mordecai approaches the 1st unicorn, who's drinking soda with the 2nd unicorn. He puts his hand on the 1st unicorn's shoulder.

"Hey, I thought you were gonna help me with (Y/n)." He said. Rigby turns and points at him. "AHA! See? You were trying to use that on (Y/n)! I knew it!" Rigby shouts angrily. Before Mordecai can reply, the unicorn speaks up. "Something's touching me!" He shouted. The 1st unicorn elbows Mordecai, who flies onto the floor. The unicorns laugh. "Hey, bros, check this out." Rigby approaches Mordecai.

"Here, let me help you up." He pulls his hand away at the last second. "Psych! Why don't you ask (Y/n) to help you up? Ohhhhh!" Rigby said, saying her name bitterly again. The unicorns all laugh. "You know what, Rigby? Have fun with your new friends, you jerk. Oh, and just so you know, when Benson finds out about your friends and their little hangout time, he's probably gonna fire ya. Later, bro." Rigby suddenly panics. "Mordecai, wait!" But he slams the door on the way out. "Bros! I found a trampoline!" The 5th unicorn said.

"No!" Rigby runs up to his room. "What are you doing to my bed?" He asked. "You sleep on this, bro?!" The unicorn asked. "Get off it!" Rigby snapped. "Right after this somersault." The unicorn flips in mid air and his horn rips the trampoline, falling to the floor. "Bros, this trampoline's all over me. Help me get it off!" The unicorns run in, chanting 'bros', and in a matter of seconds reduce the trampoline to torn fabric and twisted metal. "My bed!" Rigby shouted. The 1st unicorn and 3rd unicorn are by the closet door. "Hey, bro. You know this nerd?" They open the closet door to show Benson, bound, gagged, and suspended from a coat hook. Benson rages from behind his gag, but his words are unintelligible.

"Hrrgrh! Rgh! Rrrghhlllghg! Mmmmnnnggghllgh!" "Check this out." He gets some gumballs out of Benson and eats them. "What's the matter, Rigbone? You like that nerd or something?" The 3rd unicorn slaps Rigby. "Yeah, dude. Chill out." He elbows Rigby. "And have a drink!" He sprays Rigby with a soda can, temporarily blinding Rigby. In his confusion, Rigby stumbles between the unicorns,

who have formed a circle with the intention of repeatedly farting on him. Mordecai is sitting with (Y/n) who had just come over on the steps as bassy music plays inside. Rigby comes out to join him. "(Y/n)?!" He asked in surprise. She turns to glare at him. "Hey, Rigby. Mordecai told me what happened." She said. "What are you doing here? I thought you were too busy for us." Rigby said, and (Y/n) rolls her eyes. "That was earlier today, Rigby." She said, and he rolls his eyes. "Whatever.

Look, guys, I uh... I sorta need your help." He said. "Why don't you ask your new bros for help?" Mordecai asked. "Dude, get over it! It's not my fault! If you both would have just hung out with me and played some Strong Johns, none of this woulda happened." Rigby said. "Seriously? That's what this whole petty thing is about?" (Y/n) narrows her eyes. "I'm not petty! You abandoned me!" Rigby shouted. "I didn't abandon you at all! I told you a hundred times that I've just been busy today! It's not like I planned to leave you forever and not come back! That's abandoning!" (Y/n) shouted.

"Well you still blew me off! That wasn't cool, (Y/n)!" Rigby shouted furiously. Mordecai stands up and glares at Rigby. "Lay off her, dude! She did nothing wrong! Look, I'm sorry about the game, but that doesn't give you the right to treat us like garbage! You owe us an apology!" Mordecai said. "I'm sorry." Rigby said, avoiding eye contact, and speaking quickly and quietly. "A real apology." Mordecai said. "OK, I'm sorry. I'm... sorry! Is that what you want to hear? I MISS YOU TWO!!!!

I miss you...!" Rigby looks like he's about to cry, and (Y/n) chuckles before looking over at Mordecai. "Is that a real enough apology for ya?" She joked, and he snickers. "OK, quit being a baby." He punches Rigby in the arm. "Ahh! Why?!" Rigby asked. "That's for psyching me." Mordecai said. Rigby grumbles, and a window smashes behind them. "It's gonna suck for you when Benson gets untied." (Y/n) said. "Guys, you have to help me." Rigby said.

"Way ahead of you, bro." Mordecai said. The trio go to Skips' house. The garage door is open and the lights are on in the house itself. Inside, Skips is bench pressing weights while (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby stand at his feet. "Hey Skips." The trio greet. "We have a problem." (Y/n) said. "Unicorns?" He asked.

"How'd you know?" Rigby asked. "They peed on my lawn." Skips said, and the trio cringed. "So, how do we get rid of them?" Mordecai asked. "Well, that's really hard. They're like insects, but..." he hefts his weights onto the bar and sits up. "There's one thing unicorns never say no to." He motions for (Y/n) to hand him a towel - she does so and Skips wipes his face with it. "Drag racing." Later at the park road, Benson, Skips, Hi Five Ghost and Muscle Man

stand at the trackside. Behind a starting line are (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby in a golf cart, and six of the unicorns in an oversized dragster. Pops is in front of the finish line with two checkered flags. The unicorns are chanting 'Bros'; Rigby joins in until Mordecai stops him with a raised hand and a shake of the head. "You guys know what to do, right?" Skips asked the trio.

"Yeah." They replied. "Hey, boys. Weren't we supposed to race some unicorns, and not a bunch of losers?" (Y/n) asked loudly, so the unicorns can hear. The unicorns shout threats and chant Bros again. Mordecai and Rigby both shot them death glares for threatening her. "You're dead! You're gonna die!" The 1st unicorn said to her. "Horseless carriages..." Pops began. The unicorns are still chanting Bros. " ...

commence!" The dragster takes off at lightning speed, leaving fiery trails in its wake. They are still chanting as they disappear into the distance. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby haven't moved. Skips is next to the cart with a remote control. "This is how you get rid of unicorns." He said. Skips presses the red button on the remote, raising a ramp further down the road. The dragster hits the ramp and flies into mid-air. The unicorns soar through the sky, chanting Bros as they go. "But what if they come back?" Rigby asked. "They ain't comin' back!"

Benson hits a remote control of his own, and the dragster explodes into twinkling sparkles over the city skyline. "Okay, that was really cool Benson, what you just did." (Y/n) said. "That's the only way to get rid of unicorns." Benson said. Later in the daytime, water is shown flying from a hose; it hits Mordecai, who screams in shock. Benson is hosing down Mordecai and Rigby.

"I can't believe you idiots let those unicorns in here! You two morons had better get this mess cleaned up, or you'll wish it was YOU DRIVING THAT CAR!!!" Benson shouted. "The unicorn one?" Benson sprays Rigby with the hose and Rigby screams. "Coooooollld!" And (Y/n) tries so hard not to laugh. "And you!" Mordecai screams as he shakes in fear. "Quit spraying that cologne! It's not gonna get you any ladies. Idiots..." he walks away. Rigby scampers over to Mordecai and (Y/n). "Wanna go... guys?" Mordecai asked. "Strong Johns?" Rigby asked. "Yeah." "(Y/n), you wanna join us this time?" Rigby asked, turning to look at her. "You're not still busy, right?" "Nope, I'll join."