The Longest Weekend

(Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, Margaret, Eileen and Starla are watching "The Longest Weekend" at the movie theater. "Ah, mon amor, our love is like the sun, bright and hot, but it burns everything it touches." The man in the movie said. "But it longs for its destructive heat." The woman in the movie said. "My darling, our love is too intense for us to be together for an extended period of time. Only a part when we understand the depths of our love." The man said. "Must you go?" The woman asked. "I must, and when I return after one weekend, our reunion will be awesome." The man said.

"How awesome will it be?" The woman asked. "We can only find out after I return." The man said. "Ugh! This movie sucks! It's called "The Longest Weekend", I thought it was going to be about a party." Rigby said. "Tell me about it, this is killing me." (Y/n) said, and Starla shushes them. "Adieu, mon amor." He leaves, then he stops. "I can not leave you, even for a weekend." They run to each other, then when they kiss, they explode, and the word "Fin" appears on the screen, and (Y/n)'s jaw drops at the ending. "Well, I certainly wasn't excepting that." She said. "Fin"? Fin this!"

Rigby makes a fart noise into his mouth, then Mordecai, Rigby, and Muscle Man laugh, but the girls don't. "Gross, dude." (Y/n) said. Everyone leaves the theater. "Well, that was a waste of money." Mordecai said. "Longest Weekend"? More like, longest waste of time." (Y/n) said. "I know, that thing was like, three hours long." Mordecai said. "Come on, you guys, you survived." Margaret said. "Admit it, that movie was terrible." (Y/n) said. "Okay, it was pretty bad." Margaret said. "HA!" (Y/n) said as she points at her and Margaret rolls her eyes.

"I thought it was a beautiful movie, it really spoke to me." Starla said. "Oh yeah? What did it say?" (Y/n) asked, and her friends snickered. "The only thing speaking to me is my stomach." Muscle Man's stomach growls. "What's that, boy? You want some chili dogs? Come on, everyone, let's go get some dogs." Muscle Man said. "Wait a minute, Mitch." Starla said. "Huh?" Muscle Man asked. "That movie made me wonder if we're taking our love for granted." Starla said. "What are talking about, babe?" Muscle Man asked. "Well we're too close,

there's no space between us for our love to grow. We need to spend the weekend apart to test the strength of our love." Starla said. "I'm failing to see the logic of how that works. How is avoiding each other going to strengthen your relationship?" (Y/n) asked, but Starla glares at her and she backs away. "Okay, forget I said anything..." (Y/n) said nervously. "But babe, we had plans to hang out all weekend." Muscle Man said. "If we can't get through two days apart, how are we going to stay together forever?" (Y/n) looks at Mordecai, while Mordecai makes a look. "If we can't make it on our own, then we should break up." Starla said.

"What?!" (Y/n) asked. "Uhh?" Muscle Man asked. "Don't you think our love is strong enough?" Starla asked. "Yeah, but—?" Muscle Man said. "Then prove to me you love me by staying away from me for a weekend." Starla said. "You know I'll do anything for you, Starla." Muscle Man said. "Perfect. Then meet me at the clocktower Sunday at midnight. And not a moment before." Starla said. "Of course, b—" Muscle Man said. "Shhhh. Adieu, mon amor." Starla, Margaret and Eileen leave. "Adieu." Muscle Man said. "Uhh, are you sure this is a good idea, Starla? I mean maybe (Y/n) had a point." Margaret said. "Of course it is. Sometimes, you got to put love to the test." Starla said. "Whoa, harsh." Rigby said. "Yeah, are you going to be alright, Muscle Man?"

(Y/n) asked him softly. "Pff. I'll be fine. When it comes to the ladies, sometimes you just got to play the game." Muscle Man said. "The game?" Mordecai asked. "Yeah, man. When she says "Stay away", you stay away." Muscle Man said. "I don't know, dude. You two spend a lot of time together." Mordecai said. "Look, who here knows more about the ladies, me or Single McSingleton?" Muscle Man asked. 'Ouch...' (Y/n) thought to herself. "Pff. Alright, Muscle Man, good luck." (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby leave. "Whatever losers, I'm gonna get through this weekend no problem.

And I'm gonna get through it all by myself." Muscle Man takes off his shirt. "Whooooo!" He throws his shirt. "Wooooo!" Muscle Man goes back to his trailer. "Alright! Time to stay away from Starla the easy way. With television. Click." He turns on the TV. A monster truck rally is on. "Are you ready, couch potatoes?!" An announcer asked. "Yeah, I'm ready!" Muscle Man said. "It's time for "Couples Crush" 2 monster trucks beside each other come onto the derby and crush a few cars.

"Their love is crushing all! There're really goin' at it!" The Trucks begin to bump each other like there're kissing. Muscle Man starts to laugh. "Oh man!" Muscle Man picks up the phone. "Starla would love this!" He remembers he can't contact Starla for the weekend and hangs up the phone. "Relax, Muscle Man. You gotta give your lady her space." He said to himself. He starts reading a van magazine. The lady on one van turns into Starla. "Mitch! Why aren't you calling to tell me about this?!" She asked. Muscle Man screams and tosses the magazine away. "Get it together, man! Get it together." He picks up a bag from Wing Kingdom. He takes out a tray of chicken wings and dips one in sauce. "Huh?"

"I miss you, Mitch." The chicken wing said with Starla's face. Muscle Man screams and tosses the wing at a puddle of mop water. "Are you trying to ignore me?!" "NO!!" Muscle Man shouted. "Oh, really?! Then why haven't you called?!" "But you said if I did, we'd have to break up!" Muscle Man shouted. "Mitch!" Muscle Man looks out his window and sees Starla as a cloud. "I didn't mean it." He said. He then sees Starla as a lamp. "Call me!" Then Starla as a bowling ball. "Just pick up the phone! Mitch. I miss you!" She shouted. Muscle Man runs out of his trailer, screaming. Meanwhile (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, and HFG are drinking sodas as Fives is beatboxing.

"Ch-ch-ch-chillin'!" Mordecai and Rigby said. "Chillin' in the pool!" Mordecai said. "Ch-ch-ch-chillin'!" The duo said again. "Drinkin' sodas, lookin' cool!" Rigby said. "Ch-ch-ch-chillin'!" The duo said again. Mordecai sets soda into a paper bag. "Paper bag and do it right!" He said. "Ch-ch-ch-chillin'!" The duo said. "Paper bag"ll keep the soda cold all night!" Rigby said. "WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" The guy trio said, and (Y/n) laughs, causing them to laugh too.

"Chillin'" (Y/n) said. Muscle Man comes in. "Dudes! Dudes, I need your help!!" He shouted. "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Chill out, Muscle Man." Rigby said. "Yeah, have a soda." Fives said. "Here ya go!" Mordecai throws a soda to Muscle Man, but he does not catch it. "Are you okay?" (Y/n) asked him with concern. "This isn't the time for soda! This "Starla"

thing is freaking me out! I see her everywhere! In my soup, in my chicken nuggets, it's driving me crazy! If I don't get some help, I'm gonna call her and she's gonna dump me!" Muscle Man shouted. "Dude, it's only for the weekend. We'll help you through this." Mordecai said. "You can count on us!" Rigby said. "Yup!" (Y/n) said, popping the p. "Thanks, guys." Muscle Man said. Muscle Man has multiple attempts of contacting Starla and (Y/n), and Mordecai get rid of things Muscle Man can contact Starla with, except the computer because Benson came in not looking too happy. Meanwhile at the coffee shop...

"Why hasn't Mitch called me yet?! Doesn't he love me?" Starla asked. "Oh, Starla. Muscle Man totally loves you." Eileen said. "Then why hasn't he called me yet?" Starla asked. "Because you said if he did, you'd dump him." Margaret said. "Well I didn't mean it! He should know the difference between me meaning things and me not meaning things." Starla said.

"Starla, there's no way he can guess what you're thinking all the time. That's impossible." Margaret said. "It should be possible." Starla said with big eyes. "Oh, come on! If you miss him so much, why don't you just call him?" Margaret asked. "Because it's a test of our love!!" Starla said.

Back in Muscle Man's trailer, (Y/n) and the guys are playing a game. "King me!" (Y/n) said, and the group groans. "Aww! Come on!" They said. "It's not fair, she doesn't even know what we're playing!" Rigby argued. "Go fish?" (Y/n) asked innocently. "Uh!" Muscle Man throws down the cards. "I'll be in my trailer." He goes into his trailer. (Y/n)'s phone rings. "Oh! I better take this." She answers the phone. "Hey Margaret! How's Starla?" (Y/n) asked. "Not so good." She replied, and (Y/n) sighs.

"Muscle Man's not doing much better." She said. "This is so dumb." Margaret said. "I know, right? I can't believe they're doing this over a lame movie." (Y/n) said. "I know! If two people like each other, they should just be together, like you and Mordecai for example." Margaret said. "What did you just say?" (Y/n) asked quietly in shock. "Uh... nothing!" She replied. "Talk to you later, see you at midnight! Byeeee!" (Y/n) hangs up and walks back to Rigby, Mordecai, and HFG. 'She thinks we should be together?' (Y/n) thought. "That was weird. Is the perimeter secure?" She asked. "Yeah. I think Muscle Man's just takin' a nap." Rigby said.

"Well let's go see how he's doing." Mordecai said. the quartet go in to find Muscle Man is not in his living room. "Muscle Man? Yo, Muscle Man." Mordecai opens up the bedroom door to find him asleep in bed. "Hey man, are you okay?" Muscle Man doesn't answer. "Did your hear me?" He nudges Muscle Man, only to find it is a fake dummy and spot him trying to climb out the window. The gang pull him back in. "Starla!! Starla!!" Muscle Man shouted. "We're gonna need some backup!" (Y/n) said. M.M. is now tied up on the couch while the gang plus Pops, Skips, and Thomas are watching him. "Starla!! Starla. Starla!!!" (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, and Fives pull everyone back for a meeting.

"Alright dudes, I know Muscle Man looks totally miserable, but we just have to keep watch over him til' midnight. Got it?" Mordecai asked. "Got it!" Everyone said. "I'll take first watch." Mordecai said. Everyone takes turns watching Muscle Man. It is almost midnight and Rigby is now watching Muscle Man. "Almost there Muscle Man. Only 15 minutes left to go." Rigby said. "That's good. You think you could let me use the bathroom?" Muscle Man asked. "Sorry, dude." Rigby puts out a bucket.

"Aw, man. You don't have to worry. I don't have any need to run away. Just let me hit the bathroom. I gotta use it." Muscle Man said, and Rigby sighs. "Alright. Just for a minute." Rigby unties Muscle Man and gets shoved away. "Ha! In your face! My lady's love gives me all the strength I need!" Muscle Man heads for the door. "Code Red, Code Red! We got a runner!" Rigby said. Muscle Man runs out the door.

"STARLA!" Everyone except Benson comes in and holds Muscle Man down. "Muscle Man! Stop, don't do it!" Mordecai said. "Yeah! You're so close, dude!" (Y/n) said. "You have to wait!" Fives said. "I can't! Starla! STARLA!!" Muscle Man starts to howl like a dog. Back at the coffee shop, Starla is heard sobbing. "Don't cry, Starla." Eileen said. "Yeah, you've only got 10 minutes left." The girls hear Muscle Man howling. "Did you hear something?" Starla asked. "I think so." Margaret said. The howling continues. "MY BABY NEEDS ME!!" Starla runs out of her chair. "Starla!"

Margaret and Eileen begin to chase Starla as she runs out of the coffee shop and catch her before she gets too far. Starla hears Muscle Man howling again and howls as well. The howling causes dogs to start barking. Muscle Man starts to flash blue and moves towards Starla, still howling while dragging everyone with him as they try to hold him back. "Starla! Starla!" He continues howling. "Dude, no!" (Y/n) said. Back at the coffee shop, Starla is now flashing pink. "Mitch!"

She continues howling. "Starla, no!" Margaret and Eileen shouted. Muscle Man is still howling and the gang is still trying to pull him back. "Muscle Man, don't do it! She'll break up with you!" Mordecai said. "30 more seconds!" Margaret shouted. "You promised her you'd wait!" (Y/n) shouted. "I've waited long enough! I don't wanna wait anymore! And I bet Starla doesn't wanna wait anymore either! STARLA!!!" He glows brighter. "MITCH!!!" Starla also glows brighter.

Both break free of grip and fly towards each other and turn into fireballs and start howling again and as the clock strikes midnight, they fly into the clock tower with multiple things happening during the blast such as a dog jumps into a lake, a car exploding, Old Man Horshoes getting struck by lightning playing golf, a mallet smashing a watermelon, another mallet smashing the mallet, a pufferfish puffing up, someone chopping 3 blocks of wood, lightning striking a tree, a mallet once again smashes a watermelon and a man heading towards a porta-potty as it explodes.

Everyone comes to see Muscle Man and Starla raise up from the blast and hold hands. "Thank you all for helping me. It was totally worth waiting to prove our love. You guys are true friends." Muscle Man said. "Thanks, Muscle Man! It was noth-" (Y/n) gets cut off only to see that M.M. and Starla are making out, much to everyone's disgust. "-thing." (Y/n) said. Everyone except Mordecai and (Y/n) walk away. "We probably shouldn't invite them to the movies anymore." Mordecai said. "Agreed." (Y/n) said.

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