Everyone is laughing at Mordecai, who is trying to lift a box. "Dude, I can't believe you can't even lift one box." Muscle Man said. "Shut your face! I can lift it!" He continues struggling with the box and everyone laughs at him again. "Dude, you sound like Pops crying." Muscle Man said. "Fine. You try." Mordecai said. "Fine." Muscle Man goes over to the box and tries to lift it, and (Y/n) laughs. "No way, not even tough Muscle Man can lift it?" She teased playfully,

and he glares at her as her best friends snicker. "See? It's not so easy." Mordecai said. "Shut...your...face!" Muscle Man picks up the box and goes flying backwards. Something falls out from one of the boxes, and (Y/n) picks it up. "Dudes, it's 21-12 Time Attack director's cut on Laserdisc!" She said. "Whoa, whoa! Hold on! If I know better, I think you just said "That's 21-12 Time Attack on Laserdisc." Muscle Man said. (Y/n) shows the front side of the laserdisc, and they all look on in surprise. "That's the director's cut. It's incredibly rare!" Rigby said. "Which means we incredibly have to watch this right now." Muscle Man said. "But how are we supposed to play it? We don't have a laserdisc player." Rigby said.

"Don't worry, dudes. I know a place." Muscle Man said. The gang are now at a TV Store Warehouse. "Alright, let me do the talking." Muscle Man walks up to an employee. "Hey, Timmy!" He said. "Muscle Man! How's it been?" He asked. "Oh, you know. Just taking it easy. Listen, we're looking for a Laserdisc player." Muscle Man said. "Oh! You mean "lamer-disc player". Timmy snickers.

"You're out of luck, dude. Nobody carries those things anymore." He said. "Come on, man! You gotta have something!" Muscle Man said. "Sorry. Those things are ancient. Why don't you go check in a library?" Timmy asked. Another employee slides down the nearby ladder. "Heyo!" He high fives Timmy. "Because the library's where all junkie stuff goes!" He said. " Heyo!" They continue to high five each other and laugh. "It's not funny!" Muscle Man shouted. "Come on. Let's just go." Mordecai said. They begin to leave. "They keep laughing but it's not funny!" Muscle Man shouted. Rigby and High Five Ghost take him away. The gang is now at the library. "Okay, we can search for one here." (Y/n) starts typing "Laserdisc Player". Two men overhear her talking.

"What is it taking so long?" Muscle Man asked. "Give it a second." (Y/n) said. The men appear beside them. "Hello, friends. We overheard you looking for a Laserdisc player! How about a VCR instead?" One of them asked. "VHS: "The VH-Best." The other one said. "Uh...no thanks." Mordecai said. "The Laserdisc is what we want." Rigby said. "Hah! Good luck finding one of those. There's plenty of VHS tapes out there." SP said. "VHS: "Quantity!" LP said. "Laserdiscs are higher in quality though..." Rigby said. "Well, true but did you know that brain can only process so much information?" SP asked. "VHS: "Can't tell the difference." LP said. "Hey, losers! You're all up in our business! Leave us alone!" Muscle Man snapped.

"You're making a huge mistake." SP and LP walk off and the gang notice the computer found a laserdisc player. "Yes! They have one!" (Y/n) writes down the information on a piece of paper. "Hm, hm, hm, hm!" They all walk up to the librarian's desk. "Hey, old man." Muscle Man said. He takes the paper and looks at it. "Laserdisc player?" No, no. We don't have one here."

He balls up the paper and throws it away. "What? They said there's one in the basement!" Mordecai said. "The computer's out of date kid." The librarian said. "Look at his face, Mordo! This dude is lying!" Muscle Man shouted. "So I'm a liar, am I?! I'll SHOW ya! " The Librarian leads (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, and High Five Ghost down an elevator to the basement.

" Whoa..." they said. "There must be thousands of different formats here." (Y/n) said. "Of course. This is a library. But as you can see," he shows the empty space for the Laserdisc player. "No Laserdisc player." He said. "Aw..." the gang said. "Not that it will do you any good, even if you could find one. All the Laserdiscs were destroyed. Wiped out by the VHS." The librarian said. "Nuh-uh!" Rigby said.

Mordecai takes out the Laserdisc tape. "See?" He asked. "Yeah, see?" Muscle Man asked. The Librarian looks over at the shining tape. "See? See? See?" The gang asked. "21-12." The last Laserdisc..." the The librarian kneels down. "The prophecy!" He said. "Wha...?" (Y/n) asked in confusion. Her friends seemed just as confused. "Years ago, it was foretold five chosen ones would reunite the last Laserdisc,

with the last Laserdisc player, and end the Format Wars once and for all!" He explained. "Look, we just want to watch the movie." Rigby said. "Yeah dude, we're really not-" "In time." He interrupts (Y/n) and walks over to a sign. "For you are..." he removes the sign and points to an inscription that resembles (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, and High Five Ghost. "The Discmasters!" He shouted. "The what now?" (Y/n) raises an eyebrow. "No, no, no, no, no." Mordecai said.

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. This new format was perfect. Too perfect. VHS needed to stop Laserdisc's superior imaging and sound developing before it spread throughout society. Sadly, consumers heard of it through whispers and rumors. But VHS wasted no time in snuffing it out. "Oh, we tried to preserve Laserdiscs for future generations. But failed... When their attack was done, only one Laserdisc player remained. I am the last of my order, sworn to protect the final Laserdisc player.

You, you're the chosen ones who will set me free." He said. "Whoa...When did all of this happen?" (Y/n) asked. "Two years ago, may I?" He asked. "Fine..." Mordecai hands him the Laserdisc, he takes out the Laserdisc and looks at it. "Good heavens..." he walks over to the door and places the Laserdisc tape on the spot and it starts spinning. The entire room begins to shake as the door suddenly opens.

He along with (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, and High Five Ghost enter as SP is seen hiding just behind. "SP to LP! SP to LP! Time to fast forward." The group enters a room with five giant statues. "What are those statues?" Rigby asked. "They're the Guardians of Obsolete Formats. Betamax, 8-track, Floppy Disk, Reel-to-Reel, and Retro. You see, one does just not take the last laserdisc player, you must awaken the Guardians first."

The librarian pushes a tray with five items on it in front of the group and they are lifted up. "What the?" Two pegs emerge from Reel-to-Reel's chest. "Aw, man...sick!" Muscle Man said. Mordecai activates Betamax, Rigby activates 8-track, High Five Ghost activates Floppy Disk, (Y/n) activates Retro, and Muscle Man activates Reel-to-Reel. The Guardians then reveal the last laserdisc player.

"Whoa..." (Y/n) said. "It's amazing!" Rigby said. "We did it!" Muscle Man said. "Discmasters, behold! The last Laserdisc player!" The librarian said. "Cool..." Mordecai said. He grabs the Laserdisc player and the Guardians of Obsolete Formats begin moving. "My liege..." each robot said after the other. "Whoa..." the gang said. "They are your protectors. The Laserdisc format has many enemies who will stop at nothing to destroy those who wield its power. Knowing the dangers, would you still take the player?" The librarian asked. "Yeah." (Y/n) said. "We just really want to watch this." Rigby said. As (Y/n),

Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, and High Five Ghost attempt to leave, Betamax suddenly stops them. "One more thing." The group all groan in disappointment. "What now, bro?" Muscle Man asked. "Library card please." Mordecai is then seen filling out an application for a library card. Muscle Man pushes Rigby. "I can't believe you don't have a library card!" He shouted. Rigby pushes him back. "You don't have one either!"

Mordecai finishes signing the application and the Librarian gives Mordecai a library card. "Okay! All set!" The group start walking down the hallway and they are suddenly stopped by SP, LP, and a group of men wearing white clothes. "Hold it right there!" SP shouted. "Huh?" Mordecai asked. "We told you you were making a mistake!" SP shouted. "Ah, COME ON!!!" Rigby shouted.

"Yeah! We just want to watch a freakin movie!" (Y/n) shouted furiously. "Didn't we tell you losers to get lost?" Muscle Man asked. "We can't "get lost". For you see," he pulls down his shirt, revealing a VHS tattoo. "We are the Ancient Order of the VHS. Thank you for revealing the location of the last Laserdisc player." He laughs. "Now, hand it over or die!" He shouted. "VHS: "Your VH-Death." LP said.

"Hah! Laserdisc will rise again! For they are the chosen ones and they would gladly die for Laserdisc! Isn't that right Discmasters?" The group talks about it nervously. "I don't know about "die" per say..." (Y/n) said. "Very well.." SP and the rest of the order take out guns and the gang screams. "Fire!" SP and the rest of the order begin firing at the group but the Guardians shield them from the shots. "Charge!"

Members of the order being moving closer. The Guardians begin to power up. "Boomer-Reel!" Reel-to-Reel throws two reel-to-reel tapes at some of the members of the order knocking them out. "RGB-Beam!" Betamax fires a colorful beam at some of the members and vaporizes them. "Random Access Mayhem!" Floppy Disk tosses floppy disks at the members and the rest of the Guardians begin to overpower the Order. "Send in the Tape Rewinders!"

Two small robots enter from the sides and fires missiles at the Guardians. "RUN!!!" The librarian shouted. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby dodge the missiles but drop the laserdisc player. Muscle Man then catches it. "I got this." 8-Track punches the Tape Rewinder and runs down some of the order members. Another member is seen trying to hurt Retro with a gun but doesn't work. He then tosses a VHS tape grenade at him which damages him slightly.

Retro then grabs the member and slams him onto the wall many times until he passes out. The member is brought back to life with a shock. "Huh? Where am I?" He gets slammed through the wall. Muscle Man is seen running with the tape and punches away some order members. One of them knocks Muscle Man down but High Five Ghost grabs the tape. The Order member kicks HFG causing the tape to fly out and (Y/n) catches it. The fight between the group breaks out even more. "Yes! We're doing it!" The librarian shouted. "The day we've worked for is upon us!" 8-Track shouted. "Indeed!" He spots something. "Gasp! Oh no..."

A large robot suddenly appears. "What... is that?!" (Y/n) panics. "The VC-Arbitrator!" The robot looks at his wrist and notices he is at full power. "I'll handle this." He said. "8-Track! NO!!!" The librarian shouted. "8-Track Attack!" He fires green tapes at the VC-Arbitrator but has no effect. The VC-Arbitrator then fires a red beam at 8-Track, completely vaporizing him.

"8-TRACK!!! He was two weeks from retirement..." The Librarian suddenly gets blasted and the VC-Arbitrator starts firing at the rest of the Guardians. "Everyone, okay?" Muscle Man asked. He, (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, and High Five Ghost notice the Librarian moving and rushes to his side. "Discmasters...I'm done for..." he coughs. "I didn't think it would come to this but we're running out of options. It's time I shed this weak, human form. Place the Laserdisc on my chest." He said.

"Okay..." (Y/n) places the Laserdisc on the Librarian's chest. "Now, touch hands and chant "Six Simper Fidelity." He said. "Uh..." the gang said. "JUST DO IT!!!" He shouted. The gang all place their hands on the Librarian's chest and they start chanting. "Six Simper Fidelity! Six Simper Fidelity!" The Laserdisc begins spinning on the Librarian's chest and he begins to float in the air. "Woah..." The Librarian then transforms into a large, crystal-like creature.

"The Laserdisc Guardian! It's...beautiful..." SP said. The Laserdisc Guardian speaks in a weird language trying to communicate with (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby. "What?" The trio asked. "Discmasters, cover your ears!" He shouted. "Ok!" They cover their ears and the Laserdisc Guardian lets out an ear-piercing sound wave which blows back members of the Ancient Order. SP has his ears covered. "Hey, you! Cover your ears!" He shouted. "Forty-four point one, killer sample ray...!" LP's head is suddenly blown off. The Order continues to shoot at the Laserdisc Guardian with no success. The Laserdisc Guardian fires an electrical ray that zaps into the eyes of SP and the rest of the Order. Timmy suddenly enters.

"Dude, Muscle Man. My boss heard me making fun of you, and totally fired me. So, it's cool if I hang out with you guys-" His eyes get blasted as well. The VC-Arbitrator attempts to punch the Laserdisc Guardian but he dodges out of the way. "Infrared Blast! Infrared Blast!" VC-Arbitrator said, blasting at the Laserdisc Guardian. The Laserdisc Guardian laughs at the VC-Arbitrator's failed attempts and flies off to the ceiling. The

VC-Arbitrator follows but the Laserdisc Guardian fires an energy beam at the VC-Arbitrator completely destroying it. "Huzzah!!!" "Disk-Masters! The Format Wars are over!" Retro said. The Laserdisc Guardian speaks in it's strange language. "Agreed!" Floppy Disk said. "All hail the Discmasters!" Reel-to-Reel said. "Hail!" The Guardians and the Laserdisc Guardian said. "So...can we watch "21-12 Time Attack" now?" Muscle Man asked. Later the gang is back at the house.

"Sweet mother of mercy, dear. Attacking but they're from another time." "I guess it's just like my grandfather Bob said: "In 21-12, anything is possible." "This truly is a 21-12 Time Attack. We're gonna need a lot more hover-bikes! (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, High Five Ghost, the Guardians, and the Laserdisc Guardian are watching the movie. "Dude...it's getting late...how much is left?" Mordecai asked. Rigby presses the remote and the group notices it's over 2 hours left and they all groan. "Two and a half hours..." (Y/n) said. "The Directors Cut original version blows..." Muscle Man said. The Laserdisc Guardian says something which gets the group pretty excited. "Yeah!" The gang said. "The picture's amazing." Mordecai said.