The Heart of a Stuntman

(Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost are setting up a party at the park. Mordecai plugs a microphone into the radio. (Song: Timmy's Birthday Rap)

♪Yeah

Set up the chairs and wipe off the tables

Plug in the mic, but don't trip on the cables

Blow up the balloons and blow out the candles

At stunt-themed parties you don't wanna wear sandals!

Check your invitation, Park's the location

When the clock strikes ten it's time for celebration

Timmy's birthday party, yo!

It's the big one, oh!

Timmy, Timmy Ti-Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Ti-Timmy

Timmy, Timmy, Ti-Ti-Ti Timmy!

Woooooooaaaaaaah!♪

(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby laugh. "Man, Timmy's so awesome." Rigby said. "I can't believe he's already turning ten." Fives said. "Seriously. We watched that kid grow up, bro." Muscle Man said. "We sure did." (Y/n) said.

(Flashback to Timmy's first birthday)

"Happy birthday, Timmy!" Everyone said. Timmy licks his cake, then he smothers his face in it. Everyone laughs. Timmy is at his pirate-themed party. He is standing on the plank. "Guys, guys! Check it out! I'm gonna walk the plank like a real pirate!" Timmy jumps off the plank into the ball pit . "Arrgh!" (Y/n), Rigby and Muscle Man share a laugh.

~Timmy's astronaut-themed party~

"And the winner of the astronaut ice cream-eating contest is....Timmy!" Benson said, and everyone cheers. Fives puts a spaceman hat on Timmy as everyone laughs. "You guys always make my birthdays the best!" Timmy said.

(Flashbacks end)

"Man, Timmy's parties just keep getting better every year." Rigby said. "I know, right?" (Y/n) asked. "Yeah. We gotta make sure this stuntman party is the best one yet." Mordecai said. "What do you mean a real stuntman job? But it's a stuntman-themed party! What are we supposed to tell our client?! Well, you can say goodbye to your complimentary fountain sodas, and YOU'LL NEVER STUNT IN THIS PARK AGAIN, MR. HAZARD!" Benson hangs up and throws his phone in anger.

"Is everything okay, Benson?" (Y/n) asked with concern. "No, everything is not okay! The stuntman cancelled, and Timmy's party is ruined!" Benson shouted. "Are you serious?!" Mordecai asked. "But Timmy's counting on us!" Rigby shouted. "I know. But where am I supposed to find a stuntman this late in the game?" Benson asked. "Well, I might know a guy who...actually no. I don't know any stuntmen. Aah! You're losing it, Mitch!" Muscle Man shouted. "Wait, you don't know a guy? Well that's a first." (Y/n) said. "That's it! We have to cancel Timmy's party!" Benson said.

"What?! You can't!" (Y/n) shouted. "Do you have any better ideas?" Benson asked her. "Maybe one of us can do the stunt." Mordecai offered. "Yeah! Good idea, Mordecai!" (Y/n) said. "No, it has to be a licensed stuntman, (Y/n). Our insurance doesn't cover amateurs." Benson said. "Well, how hard is it to get a license?" Rigby asked. "Uh, I'm gonna go with, harder than you think, Rigby." (Y/n) said. "Exactly, it is! The success rate at Stuntman College is only 25%, and you guys aren't exactly stuntman or stuntwoman material." Benson said.

"But if it's 25%, then one of us should be able to do it, right?" Mordecai asked, causing Benson to turn red from anger. "You think you'll beat the odds like that in one day?" He asked. "If that's what it'll take to make Timmy happy, then we'll do it!" Muscle Man said. "Yeah!" (Y/n) said. "Yeah. It's the only chance we have." Rigby said. "We're done with all the party prep. I'll enroll us right now." (Y/n) said. "Okay, but one of you better come back with a stuntman or stuntwoman license,

or else Timmy's birthday or probably his life are gonna be ruined." Benson said. The gang are now at Stuntman College. "Are you sure this is the right place?" Mordecai asked. Muscle Man holds up the brochure. "It's the address that was on the brochure." He said. "I know it's called StuntMAN College, but do you think I'll be able to learn how to be a stuntwoman here?" (Y/n) asked. "Hopefully. We need all the help we can get." Mordecai said. "And if not, we can always just disguise you as a man." Rigby smirks, and (Y/n) chuckles. "Would that actually work, though?" She asked. "Oh yeah, I've got some disguises that could

definitely make you look like a guy." Muscle Man said, and Rigby cringes a little at that. "I'm sure you do." He said. "Focus, guys." Mordecai said. "This is definitely the right place. Johnny Crasher is a living legend! Before he retired, he went in and out of over forty comas. No other stuntman has survived anywhere near that many." Rigby said, standing next to a stuntman statue. A motorbike engine sounds up. "Huh?" Muscle Man asked. "Johnny Crasher!" Rigby said. "Yeeha!"

He makes a wheelie and then proceeds to stand on the seat. He ends up crashing, and (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man and Fives clap. "Whoa, did you see that roll?" Rigby asked. "Heck yeah I did!" (Y/n) said. "Not part of the stunt!" Johnny takes his helmet off. "Ahh! Are you okay?" (Y/n) asked. "Yes! Are you trying to say I look bad after bein' in forty comas!?" Johnny asked. "Are you —" Rigby switches his sights to his right side. "Talking to me? Because..." he points a finger to his eye, hinting Johnny's misdirected eyeballs.

"Yeah, I'm talking to you! You think this stuntman is supposed to be pretty? You think," he's Interrupted by screams in pain. "These headaches! Ok! Well, unless you're just here to drop off your recycling, let's get started!" He said. Rigby turns to (Y/n). "Oh, so I guess he doesn't care if you're a girl." He said. The gang except Fives sit on crates in front of Crasher. "Here are your stunt textbooks!" Johnny hands some books out. "They contain everything you need to know to complete this course! You should read these in case I forget to teach you something important, which is very likely because I've been in forty comas.

You may think you have what it takes to be a stuntman, but I'm here to tell ya, none of that matters if you can't do one thing: A stuntman's gotta hit his marks! If you can't do that," Muscle Man nods, "You are worthless!" He has a bucket in his hands. "Now, uh, before I give away any other freebies, there's a little matter of tuition. Cash or money orders only." The gang cash in the money. "That'll just about make up for the way things turned out. So just a few warnings while you're still in the comfort of your chairs. You're gonna be breakin' bones out there.

You're gonna be gettin' your teeth knocked out, your faces smashed, your eyeballs ripped out! Anybody wanna quit yet?! No? Alright, good." Johnny said. "He's just being dramatic, right?" Rigby asked hopefully. "Hey, little guy. I'm sorry, do you wanna teach the class?! Maybe you should get up here on the mark and show everybody how to take a punch. Huh?!" Johnny asked. "Buu..." Rigby said. "Now!" Rigby steps up to the mark. "Good luck, Rigby." (Y/n) said. Johnny punches Rigby the moment he's on the mark.

"Yeah! Whoo hoo! Teach us, teacher!" Muscle Man shouted, and (Y/n) cringed. 'Bad move.' She thought. "You think there's something funny about stunts?" Johnny asked. "No, sir! I'm sorry, sir. That looks very serious, sir." Muscle Man said. "It was, but I don't think you realize how serious. So why don't you get up here and take the next punch?" Johnny asked. Muscle Man does so. "Back to your crib, you little baby." Rigby goes back to his seat as he and Muscle Man groan simultaneously. "So are there any secr-" Muscle Man gets interrupted by a punch and he squeals and cries, which angers (Y/n). "Hey, what was that for?!" She asked.

"(Y/n)!" The trio scolded worriedly, before looking at him. "What was that?!" Johnny asked. "Uh... I..." (Y/n) said. "You should be lucky I'm even training you. Women don't even have the proper skill for this kind of thing. They should leave that to the professionals." This infuriated (Y/n). "Oh, so we're taking the sexist route here, are we?! Listen here, bastard! Women are just as capable of performing stunts as men are!" She shouted furiously. "(Y/n), knock it off!"

Rigby whispered through his teeth quietly. He didn't want her getting hurt. Johnny only laughs. "You think so, huh? Why don't you prove it? Let's see how you can take a punch!" Johnny hits her next, and the trio block their eyes, not wanting to look. Johnny along with her friends seemed rather taken aback when she didn't seem that injured from the impact though, all she did was shake her head a bit in order to recover. "What the...?" Muscle Man asked. Mordecai puts his hand up. '"I'm confused. Aren't we supposed to learn how to take a fake punch?" He asked, trying to distract Johnny from (Y/n). "Oh, you're confused. Ah, okay. Why don't you get on this mark so that I can punch you in the face?!" Johnny asked. "Uhh..." Mordecai asked. The gang begin to take a stuntman course.

The first part is Endurance, where the gang have to avoid getting hurt by Johnny Crasher as he rides his motorbike right behind them. The second part is Rolling Over Cars, where Johnny trains them to roll over a car one by one. The third part is Introduction to Pain, where the gang make crazy motions until Johnny signals his assistants to smash fake chairs on them.

The fourth part is Getting Dragged 101, where the gang are hanging onto ropes while Johnny drags them along on a boat. Objects are thrown at them to knock them off course, but Muscle Man manages to hang onto a buoy and save himself. The fifth part is How to Fall, where the gang have to fall on their own marks. At the Locker Room, Muscle Man pulls out a picture of him and Timmy, which the others find cool, and they take out their photos with Timmy as well. After taking more parts of the stuntman course, and the twenty-fourth one where they walk from an explosion and look cool, the gang have reached the final exam, and Johnny claps.

"Well, well, well. You passed basic training. Congratulations! By the way, I'm being sarcastic." He said. "We figured." (Y/n) said. "It was your tone and the eye-rolling thing." Fives said. "You've gone from being delicate butterflies to slightly less delicate butterflies. It don't mean NOTHIN'! If you want your stuntman licenses, you have to pass my final exam!" Johnny shouted. "Final exam?" The gang asked. Johnny presses a button, and the curtain behind him reveals a full stuntman course. The gang are at the start. "This ain't no mamby-pamby true or false test.

It's five and a half acres of pure pain! And if you survive that, you just hit your mark, and you'll get your license." Johnny said. "Uhhh...." The gang said, and Mordecai's phone rings and he answers it. "Where are you guys?" A panicked Benson asked. "Uhh, we're about to take the stuntman exam." Mordecai said. "Well, hurry. We need a-" He hears a car honking. It is Timmy's mother, who opens the door for Timmy and the kids. Timmy is playing a video game. "Uncle Benson!" He greeted. "Timmy's here! Uh, I'll stall!" Benson puts on the goofiest false smile you've ever seen. "Tiiiiiiimmy!" He said. "Bros, come on! Bring it in!" Muscle Man said. The other come in and put their hands in. "The odds say at least one of us will make it." Muscle Man said. "1, 2, 3!" The gang said. "Who's this for?!" Muscle Man said.

They put theit hands in the air. "Timmy!" The gang said. They walk up to Crasher. "You ready?!" He asked. "Sir, yes sir!" The gang said. "Starting positions!" The gang hop into their shopping carts. "Get set! Go!" The gang scream as they speed down the ramp. "Good luck, cadets!" The gang continue screaming down the ramp until their shopping carts splash into the water. They fly out and hang onto zipline cables as they zip along. They crash through wooden panels,

and this action is seen in three different shots. When they land, all but Fives is still active. He starts coughing. "Bros, go on without me. I can't take it." Fives said. "Fives!" (Y/n) shouted. "What? No!" Muscle Man shouted. "Just now, going through those wooden panels, it felt like we went through three times or something." Fives said. "What about Timmy?!" Rigby asked. Fives puts his hand on Muscle Man's. "Timmy's a great kid. Be great for him." Fives said. He turns and lies motionless. "We got to go!" Mordecai said. The gang continue running.

"Timmy! Timmy!" They go over two parked up cars, and jump off a netboard over explosives which set off at that moment, and they catch fire. The gang stop on a ramp where two guys extinguish them. They continue running faster as a car rushes behind them. They eventually hop onto the top of the car as a second one comes next to it. "Don't try this at home!" Muscle Man carefully moves to the top of the other car. "Come on, bros!" He looks in front and sees a ramp in approach. The drivers swerve on both sides of the ramp as a helicopter rides above them. The gang grab onto the landing skids and the cars crash into a fake house. As the helicopter moves on, Mordecai begins to lose his grip.

"Mordecai!" The trio shouted worriedly. "Dudes.... cant... hold on!" He shouted. "But you gotta!" (Y/n) shouted. "Tell Timmy.....I'm sorry." The skid Mordecai is grabbing breaks and he screams as he falls. "Nooooooo!" The trio shouted. Mordecai falls on the landing mat. (Y/n), Rigby and Muscle Man let go of the skids and land on the mat on top of the building. They start jumping down until they fall through and go into cannons. They are then shot through a brick wall.

Muscle Man slowly gets up. "Go without me, dudes." Rigby said. "Rigby!" (Y/n) quickly runs over to him. "What?! We already lost two men!" Muscle Man shouted. "But the pain..." Rigby said. "How about Timmy's emotional pain when his big 1 0 blows! Your pain means nothing! Timmy means everything!" (Y/n) shouted. "You're...right!" He gets up and the trio run over to their motorcycles. They drive past some tires, and jump snakes and alligators on ramps. "Well, at least we didn't have to jump any sharks!" A cannon fires something in the background.

"What was that?" Rigby asked. They scream as a metal shark crashes in between them. They look behind and see three more metal sharks being fired at them, and begin dodging. "The final jump! Gun it, bro!" Rigby shouted. Muscle Man nods and they speed up. As they head toward the big ramp, which has C-4 explosives, and man set them off. (Y/n), Rigby and Muscle Man become airborne from the explosion and are no longer on their motorcycles.

Johnny Crasher, at the end of the course, looks through his telescope. "Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, this part always gets up!" Johnny said. "Dudes, we're gonna miss our mark!" Rigby shouted. "Get on my back, bros!" Rigby and (Y/n) do so, and Muscle Man pulls the front of his uniform, revealing a wing suit. "Dude, how'd you know to wear a wing suit?" (Y/n) asked. "It was in the textbook, bro!" Muscle Man, with Rigby and (Y/n) on board, starts spinning in the air toward the mark.

"Well, I'll be! He read the textbook!" Johnny said. "Alright, let me down easy!" He goes down lower, and they start rolling down the path until they finally make their mark. They lift their head up, and two men show up smashing their back with pieces of wood. "The doctor said this eye would never produce tears again, but the way you hit those marks out there is nothing short of a miracle!" He throws the stuntman licenses on them. "Congratulations! And, uh, this time I'm being sincere." (Y/n), Rigby and Muscle Man groan with happiness. Back to the party,

Benson is behind the "Happy Birthday Timmy!" sign. "Everything ready, guys?" Benson asked. "Yeah." (Y/n) said. "Okay, kids, it's the moment you've all been waiting for!" Benson said. "It's time for my birthday stunt!" Timmy shouted. "Hit it!" Mordecai plays a roll n roll track on the radio, Rigby and Muscle Man, completely bandaged up, come riding in through the sign on a bicycle.

"Yeah! Whoo!" Muscle Man shouted. "Make some noi-oise!" Rigby said. Timmy and the others are stunned. "Happy brithday, Tim-" As they go up the ramp, the bicycle falls through the confetti cake, sending them through it as well. Muscle Man starts squealing in pain, and (Y/n) quickly runs over to them. "I'm sorry, Timmy." Muscle Man said. Rigby slides through the rest of the ramp. "Alright! That was the best stunt I've ever seen. Now, let's open some presents!" Timmy said. "Aw, I love that little guy." Rigby said.

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