The Best Burger in the World

(Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost, Pops and Skips are all sitting on the steps. "Hey, You guys going to the grill em up truck for lunch?" (Y/n) asked. "Oh, you know it, baby." Muscle Man said. "What's the Grill 'em Up truck?" Pops asked. "It's a food truck. They make the best burger in the world." Mordecai said. "That's a bold claim." Skips said. "No it's not. We saw it on TV." Rigby said. "Yeah, 'cause you should definitely believe everything you hear on tv." (Y/n) said sarcastically. Some time earlier, the trio are watching the commercial. "Next up on Food Truck Armageddon, the Grill 'em Up food truck is being credited with creating the world's best burger!"

On the TV, a graphic of earth zooms up before it is crushed by a giant burger. A caption appears on screen. "The Ulti-Meatum!" It cuts to a guy named Ajay Maldonaldo making the burge. "Head Chef Ajay Maldonaldo's been making headlines with his no-hold-bars style of burger!" "The Ulti-Meatum is a cheeseburger stuffed inside a cheeseburger with two deep-fried cheeseburgers as buns, and then we add our special ketchup that we get from the Himalayas!" Ajay said as the burger is being made. "The Ulti-Meatum is so amazing, it's only being offered once every 100 years!" The caption

"ULTI-MEATY" appears as two cows approach two giant Ulti-Meatums and moo. It cuts back to the kitchen. "Anyone who doesn't eat one... " Ajay crosses his arms across his chest then holds them up making fists. "...is a chump!" He said. "Well, that sounds pretty awesome." Skips said. "Yeah, it's awesome. That's what we're saying!" Rigby said. "I heard, that if you ask for it Idaho style, they put a whole bag of chips in it!" Muscle Man laughs. "Ooh, I want my Ulti-Meatum Idaho style." Pops said. Everyone agrees as Benson drives up in the cart.

"Alright, everybody, listen up. We got a lot of work to do today, so let's get started." Benson reads the clipboard. "Skips and Pops, I want you guys to section off the grass we just planted. Muscle Man and High-Fives, go with them and bring the wood chipper with you." He said. "You got it." Muscle Man said. "Mordecai and Rigby, I don't really have that much for you to do." Benson said.

(Y/n)'s best friends high five. "Mhmph! Hmhmph! Hmhmph!" Although (Y/n) raised an eyebrow at this as she knew there was a catch to that statement. "Oh, except for every job you didn't finish last week." Benson said. And there it is. "Aw, what? But we finished everything!" Mordecai said. "You guys didn't finish one job last week. Not one." Benson said. Benson turns to (Y/n). "What's the deal, (Y/n)? Huh? Why haven't they been doing their jobs? I gave you the task of watching them from now so they'd do just that and stop slacking off so much, remember?" Benson asked.

"Hey lay off her! It's not her fault we had something better do to." Rigby said. "Technically it is since she's your mentor, her job is always to make sure you do yours, that or making sure you two idiots do the job right. And that attitude right there will get you nowhere in life, pal." Benson said, and Rigby spits. "Oh, and you know that food truck that's gonna be here?" Benson asked. "Yeah. What about it?" (Y/n) asked. "You guys aren't going until you finish all your jobs! And you better make sure they do it this time, (Y/n)!" Benson shouted.

"What? We don't even have that much to do!" Mordecai said. "Well, then I guess it won't take you that long to finish." Benson reads the clipboard as the truck drives up in the background. "All you have to do is mow the lawn in the Frisbee field..." a horn blares." ...clean the tool shed..." the trio notice the food truck coming up. "...you still need to finish picking up the trash in the north end of the park..." Ajay and another chef step out of the food truck. "...scrub both of the men's restrooms..." Ajay flips the sign to show the stand. "...and make sure there's soap in the dispensers."

Ajay and the other chef high-five. "You still haven't cleaned out Skips' garage, either." Benson said. "Benson, please! You can't do this to us!" (Y/n) said. "Yeah, Benson, this is messed up!" Rigby said. "Well, too bad. Until I see that every last one of your jobs is finished, then none of you are going... ...near that burger truck!" Benson said. First, the trio are mowing the lawn, when Mordecai notices the truck off in the distance. They drop the mowers and try to run over to the truck, but Benson drives up right then and stops them while shaking his head, then signals them to get in the cart. Next, the trio are scrubbing the bathroom floor.

Rigby stops for a moment to open the door, and, once again, sees the truck. Rigby signals Mordecai and (Y/n) to come with him, but, just as they exit, they are shoved back in by Benson. Then, the trio rake the leaves. (Y/n) once again, notices the truck, and tries to sneak her way to the truck with her best friends before Benson drives through the leaf pile and comes back with the trio. Next, the trio are cleaning the tool shed. Mordecai stops for a moment and wipes the dust off the window and sees the truck. Mordecai then signals

(Y/n) and Rigby so they can sneak out the window, but the window is blocked off by a red Benson, who then screams at them. Finally, the trio pick up the trash, and Mordecai sweats. "Dudes, this is ridiculous. The truck's probably gonna leave soon." (Y/n) said. She looks over to see Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost, Pops and Skips eating their Ulti-Meatums. "You guys gotta help us. Could one of you guys buy us burgers before the truck leaves?" (Y/n) asked. "Sorry kid, they only serve one burger per customer." Skips said, and the trio moan. "I gotta say, I feel bad for you guys. You won't be around for the next centennial to enjoy this." Skips eats into his burger. "Mmm... mm-hm-hmm." The trio watch in horror. "Way to rub it in, Skips." (Y/n) mumbled.

"I already got mine. I could die right now with no regrets. But you guys are gonna have to take this to your graves, just wishing you got to taste this Himalayan ketchup." Muscle Man eats his burger. "Oh my, I can taste the Himalayas!" Pops laughs as the trio moan. Benson drives up. "Did I tell you three you could stop working? Get in the cart!!" At Skips' garage, Benson kicks the trio out of the golf cart and onto the ground. "You still need to clean Skips' garage. There's a bunch of Pops' weird stuff in there that needs to go into storage. When you're done, you can have burgers, deal?" Benson asked. "Really?" Rigby asked. Mordecai opens the garage door. The garage is piled to the ceiling with clutter.

"Yep, have fun you three." Benson laughs and drives away. "Man, what a jerk!" (Y/n) shouted angrily. "I don't believe this." Mordecai said. Sometime later, the trio are almost done with the boxes. (Y/n) pants hard, and Rigby throws a box into the pile. "Dude, what are you doing? Do you want an Ulti-Meatum or not?" (Y/n) grabs the sheet. "Come on, help me move this." The trio remove the curtain to see a machine called a "Hologram 9000". "Whoa!" The trio said. "What is this thing?" Mordecai asked. "It's says, "Hologram 9000". Rigby said.

"Cool." (Y/n) said. "Dudes holograms! What if we use it to make holograms of ourselves and put them in here so that Benson thinks we're working?" Rigby asked. "What? Why would we do that? We're almost done. Plus, it says it can kill you." (Y/n) said. Sure enough, there is a sticker on the machine that shows so. Off in the distance, Ajay makes an announcement over the megaphone.

"Last call for burgers. I repeat, last call for burgers." He shouted. "Dude, you're going first." Rigby pushes the red button on the machine, and the door slides open. He enters as the door closes. Mordecai sets the switch to "extremely realistic", then, red lasers scan Rigby. Rigby screams in pain before the lasers move off.

"Come on, dude, you gotta stay still. It's not gonna work if you move." (Y/n) said. "But it hurts!" Rigby shouted. "Yeah, well, you know what else is gonna hurt? Not getting that burger." Rigby stands up. "Come on, best burger in the world." Mordecai said. "Best burger in the world. Best burger in the world. Anyone who doesn't eat one..." Rigby crosses his arms across his chest then holds them up like Ajay. "...is a chump!" The lasers scan him. "NYAAAAAH!" Rigby's graphic on the machine turns into a wireframe. Seconds later, Rigby's hologram comes out.

"Dude, it looks exactly like you." Seconds later, Mordecai is in the machine. "RRRNNGHH!!!" Mordecai grunts as the hologram of him is created. Lastly (Y/n) went in and also screamed in pain as she was scanned. Mordecai kicks a box as he, (Y/n) and Rigby place it next to the Rigby hologram, now holding a box, and place a box under the Mordecai hologram, then Rigby places the (Y/n) hologram beside them, to make it look like she was watching them. "Nice. Let's go hide over there and see if it works on Benson." The trio run into a bush as Benson drives up. "Here he comes." Benson brakes. "Boy, somebody must not want burgers for lunch." Benson drives off.

"Dudes, he bought it!" (Y/n) said. "Yeah, but we gotta hurry. Those things aren't gonna hold them off forever." (Y/n) said. The trio run to the Grill 'em Up truck. "Three Ulti-Meatums!" The trio said. "Is that it?" Ajay asked. "Yes!" The three said. "Can I get your names?" Ajay asked. "(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby!" Rigby said. Back at Skips' house, Benson drives up again and looks at the Holograms. "Why are you guys just standing around? Get back to work! I shouldn't be the one having to tell them this, (Y/n)!"

Benson shouted. Ajay places a patty onto the grill and fries one side of it as the trio watch. Back at Skips' house, Benson drives up for a third time. "You didn't answer my question. Why are you just standing around?" Benson steps out. At the truck, the small cheeseburger is already placed on the giant patty. It is flipped over as the trio drool in hunger. At Skips' house, Benson walks up to the holograms. "What did I tell you about answering me when I speak to you?" Benson asked. There's a pause. "Why are you just looking at me like that?" He looks at the Rigby hologram. "Rigby, put that box down now!"

Benson runs up to grab the box off the hologram, but knocks it over onto the ground. "What the?" Benson taps (Y/n)''s hologram, which falls over. Benson realizes what's going on, panting and turns red. "(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby think they can just skip out on work to go eat burgers? Well, they've got another thing coming." Benson said. Benson drives off. Right then, the holograms come to life and look at each other. The two burgers are then dipped in grease, and Ajay adds the Himalayan ketchup, then (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby turn around in horror as they see Benson driving up in the cart.

"GGGRRRAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Benson shouted. "Oh, no!" (Y/n) turns to Ajay. "Hurry!" Ajay wraps the three Ulti-Meatums in white bags then rings a bell. "You guys are lucky. You just got the last three Ulti-Meatums for the next 100 years." (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby grab the burgers, but then the holograms slap them away and grab them. "Aw, what?" Rigby asked. "Give us back our burgers!" Mordecai shouted. "No way. These are the best burgers in the world." Hologram-Mordecai said. "Yeah, get lost so we can eat 'em..." Hologram-Rigby crosses his arms across his chest then holds them up like Ajay. "...you chumps." "Yeah, they're our burgers now." Hologram-(Y/n) said.

"NOOOOOOOO!!!" Rigby shouted. "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" They begin to fight their hologram selves "Nobody's going to eat anything until you finish cleaning the-" Benson said. They fight but hologram-(Y/n), Hologram-Mordecai and Hologram-Rigby just spin through them. "Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight!" They continue through out the fight. "I'm gonna enjoy this." Hologram-Rigby said. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Rigby shotued.

(Y/n) slowly looks at a nearby rock. The trio then start throwing rocks at their hologram selves. (Y/n) picks up the thing keeping the truck in place, causing the truck to roll away, and throws it at Hologram (Y/n) destroying her in the process. "NOOOOOOOO!!" She shouted." NOOOOO!! WE JUST WANTED A BURGER!" The hologram Mordecai and Rigby do the same as (Y/n). "AHHHHHHHH!" The trio cross their arms and high-five each other. "Yeah!" They said. "Dudes, I'm so hungry." (Y/n) said. "Me too. I can't wait to—" Unfortunately, Benson ate the three burgers.

"You know, you guys were right all along. These burgers are outstanding." Benson eats the rest of the last burger. "Oh, wait, you guys didn't get to have one. That's too bad, apparently they only make these once every 100 years. Which is about how long it will take you to finish cleaning out Skips' garage." Benson drives away. "Dudes, he's gone, let's see if we can get them to make three more of those burgers." Mordecai said. They turn around and see that the truck is gone. "Uh, where'd the truck go?" Rigby asked. The truck is seen rolling towards the crash pit. "Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight...." They roll into the crash pit, and the truck explodes.

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