At the house, two kids dressed in costumes walk up to the front door. One kid rings the doorbell, and Muscle Man, in a green beast mask, opens the door and tries to scare them. The two kids hold out their bags. "You gotta scream first, bro." Muscle Man said. "But we're not scared." Muscle Man removes the beast mask. "Do you want the candy or not?" The two kids scream, drop their bags, and run away. "That's... that's what I thought." He closes the door and joins his friends in the living room. "Alright, we're closing up shop. No more trick-or-treaters." He said. "So, what do you guys wanna do? The night is still young. I got a cat sitter, so I can be out for at least another hour." Benson said. "I've got an idea, bro." Muscle Man turns off the light.

"Scary stories!" He said. Mordecai turns the light back on. "Dude, we do that every year." He said. "Yeah, it's getting kind of old." (Y/n) said. "Yeah, let's do something really scary." Rigby said. "Well, we can rent a few genre films." Skips said. "Or we could go to bed early, and be alone with our thoughts." Pops said. "Yeah, that sounds terrifying." (Y/n) joked, and Rigby snickers. "Nah, let's go to a haunted house.

Those are the scariest." Rigby said. "You know who else is the scariest?" Muscle Man turns off the light. "MY MOM!" He shouted. Mordecai turns the light back on. "Augh! Not this again." He said. "No, dudes, she's seriously scary, like a haunted house." Muscle Man said, and (Y/n) scoffs. "I'll believe it when I see it." She said. "Yeah, yeah, just like how she eats raw acorns?" Rigby asked. "Uh-huh." Muscle Man said. "Or that she swam across the ocean with one arm tied behind her back?" Skips asked. "Yup." Muscle Man said. "Or that she's a registered notary public?" Mordecai asked.

"Yeah, it's all true, bro. Everyone knows all the best comedy is based on truth." Muscle Man said. "Prooooove iiiiiiit!" Rigby said. "What?" Muscle Man asked. "Proooooove iiiiiiit!" (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby said. "Woah, let's just slow down and..." Muscle Man said. "Come to think of it, I've never seen your mom." Benson said. "Yeah, me neither." Fives said. "Well, she doesn't really like visitors, so..." Muscle Man said. "What? Even Fives hasn't met her? But you two are like best friends!" (Y/n) said. "Now we have to do it!" Rigby said. "What are you angling at, bro?"

Muscle Man asked. "If your mom is so amazing, let's meet her." Mordecai said. Everyone starts begging. "Listen, I think I'm getting tired." Muscle Man starts sweating. "I'm just gonna go home." He said. "Booooooooooooooo!" (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby said. Everyone starts begging again. "Augh! Fine! I'll take you to meet my mom on one condition." Muscle Man turns off the light. "You gotta tell scary stories the whole way there." He said. "Augh!" "You really want those scary stories, don't you, Muscle Man?" (Y/n) asked. Muscle Man is later driving with the gang in his car. "Alright, chumps, who's first?" Muscle Man asked. "Oh, I have a story." Pops said. "Wait, really?" (Y/n) asked in surprise. "Yes." Pops said.

The Hole (as told by Pops)

The house is filled with Halloween decorations, Mordecai is in his Earth costume, (Y/n) is in the Pluto costume, and Rigby is in his Uranus costume. Mordecai is getting some fruit punch. "Augh! This party! I hate dressing like this." Rigby said. "That's only because you chose Uranus. Ha ha. ha." Mordecai said. "It was the only one that fit!" Rigby said. "At least you're still a planet." (Y/n) joked, and Rigby looks confused.

"What? Pluto is a planet." Rigby said. "No it isn't, dude." Mordecai said. "Yes it is!" Rigby said. "No it's not." (Y/n) said. "Okay then, what're you, some kind of planet expert?" Rigby asked. "No, but I'm pretty sure NASA is, and they're the ones who declared this." (Y/n) said. "Whatever you say." Rigby said. Muscle Man is in his Mars costume, and Pops is in his sun costume. "So I said, "That's not your back scratcher, that's my toothbrush!" Muscle Man said. He and Pops laugh. "It's true, you did say that to me." Pops said. "Yeah, we both remember." A bell sound is heard, and Skips, in his Jupiter costume, stops licking his lollipop.

"It's time." Later in the living room, Benson, in his Saturn costume, is ringing a bell and standing in front of a pumpkin bucket. "So, like you all know, as per tradition, we pull our names out of this pumpkin bucket, and whoever's last, it's their turn." Benson said. "Please, we don't have to do this. Remember what happened to Hi-Five Ghost?" Pops asked. "It's all right, Pops. Maybe it's really fun in there. Let us begin." Benson said. Skips starts tapping a bongo drum. "And the first name is..." Benson pulls a slip of paper from the bucket and unfolds it. "...Skips." Skips nods his head. "Mordecai." Benson said. "Whew!" He said. "(Y/n)." Benson said.

"Thank god!" She said. "Muscle Man." Benson said. "Ha-ha, yeah!" Muscle Man pulls his hand into his Mars costume, tears off his underwear, and swings it around. "Whoo-hoo!" Pops and Rigby look at each other nervously. Benson pulls another slip of paper. "Be-- Oh, that's me. Ha! Boy, what a relief. Well, two more left." He said. "Uh oh..." (Y/n) looks over at Rigby, worried for him. Rigby covers his ears and groans in worry.

Pops is whimpering. "Pops is right! We don't need to do this!" Rigby squeals. Benson reads from another slip of paper. "Rigby." He said. "Whew! Sucks to be you, Pops." Rigby said, and (Y/n) snickers. "No, please listen. We can just leave the park." Pops said. "We don't know what's out there, bro." Muscle Man said. "Sorry, Pops." (Y/n) said. "This is the only way to ensure our safety!" Benson said. "No!" Benson tries to restrain Pops, but Pops dodges, and Benson falls over toward the others. They look toward the open door and Pops' discarded sun costume. "Where'd he go?!" Benson asked.

Pops runs through the forest. The others run after him while making primitive whooping noises. Mordecai catches up with Pops first. "There he is!" He shouted. As he runs, Pops steps on a twig and is caught in a net trap. "Get him down from there, Uranus." (Y/n) said. Rigby mutters mockingly. The park workers lead Pops to a toothed hole in the ground surrounded by skeletons. Pops falls over near the hole. "There it is." Mordecai said. Pops looks down into the hole as it makes gurgling sounds. The hole spits out Hi Five Ghost's skeleton and Pops screams. "We do this every year, Pops, and every year we stay alive. Therefore, this must be why we're alive." Benson said.

"Please, just let me say my peace." Pops said. "Fine. You've got one minute. But then we're throwing you in that hole." Benson sets a stopwatch for one minute. "Look at what we've become -- tearing at each other like animals. And not the gentle kind. But ever since that fog appeared, we've been feeding each other to this hole. Look me in the eye and remember the times before the raffle."

His eyes start to water. "The times before the hole." The park workers briefly look at each other. "Pops, I think I speak for us all when I say..." (Y/n) shoves Pops. "Get in the hole!" Pops screams as he falls into the hole, but his head is too large to fit, so he's just a head sticking out of the ground. "Huh. Well, I guess I could..." Benson stomps on Pops' head to push him down, but he doesn't budge. Because of Pops' giant head plugging its mouth, the hole chokes to death.

6 MONTHS LATER

The park workers all have brunch around the ground-stuck Pops. "So I said, "That's not your back scratcher..." Muscle Man said. ""...That's my toothbrush!" Everyone laughs. Rigby feeds tea to Pops. "Say, where did you get this wonderful tea?" Pops asked. "Oh, well... This is actually kind of embarrassing but, uh... We were able to leave the park and nothing bad happened." Mordecai sips his tea. "Turns out the fog was all in our minds. It was really more of a psychological, existential kind of fog." Benson said. "I guess you could say the fog represented our fear of the outside world." Skips said. "Well, how about that?" Pops asked. Everyone laughs.

(End of "The Hole")

"I call it "The Wonderful Adventure of the Mysterious Hole in the Park". Pops said. "Well... that story was... definitely... something." (Y/n) said. "No offense, Pops, but I said scary stories, not reimagining of classic literature. Maybe I should turn around and go home." Muscle Man said. "Aw, come on, Muscle Man! You said if we told scary stories, we'd get to meet your mom!" Mordecai said. "You know who else can't handle the truth about their lame story?" Everyone starts begging again. "Fine. I've got a scary story. This story is about three of my favorite people..."

Unfinished Business (as told by Benson)

Everyone is at (Y/n)'s, Mordecai and Rigby's funerals. Benson is giving the eulogy while Skips, Hi Five Ghost, Muscle Man, and Thomas listen. "(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are dead. Their lives ended tragically while doing what should have been a simple job — haunting the house for Halloween. I did everything I could to motivate them: pep talks, instructional speeches, occasional yelling. I even tried taking away their precious video games. But it was never enough.

They were never able to finish haunting the house." Benson said, and Skips gasps. "Oh, no, bro. Can I see you after this sparsely attended service?" Muscle Man asked. Later at a small clearing, Benson meets with Thomas, Muscle Man and Skips. "What's this all about? I've got a four o'clock at four o'clock." Benson said. "You have to fire (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby." Muscle Man said. "Yeah, it's already hard enough on me losing (Y/n) and now it's even worse seeing her in every single room I walk into!" Thomas said. "Guys, I don't know how to say this, but you were just at their memorial. I had you personally dig their graves." Benson said.

"Ugh. Look at the house!" Muscle Man said. The house is looking scary, with wind blowing and window shutters opening and closing. "That's just the wind." Benson said. "(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby have unfinished business. If you don't fire them, they will haunt the house forever." Skips said. "And (Y/n) will haunt ME forever!" Thomas said. "Ghost rules, bro." Muscle Man said. "Fine." Benson looks at the house determined. "I'll fire (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby..." Thunder strikes as Benson enters the house. "Come on, Benson. This is what you were born to do."

Down the hallway, the ghosts of (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby stand still with their backs turned. An eerie green glow surrounds their bodies. "They are so fired." He walks up to them. "(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby, you're—" Scary faces pop out of the backs of (Y/n)'s, Mordecai and Rigby's heads. Benson falls over scared, and (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby float away into the kitchen laughing.

Benson stands up, dusts himself off, and follows them. He hears their laughing coming from the ceiling fan. "(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby, I can hear you up there! You three are officially—" Rigby falls from the ceiling and breaks the kitchen table. A giant mouth in Rigby's stomach roars at Benson. Benson screams and runs away. "So scary!" A calendar moves from October to November. Benson sits in the house hallway with stubble on his chin. "Gotta fire 'em... Just gotta fire 'em..."

The ghosts of (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby pass by Benson and enter his office, phasing into his desk. Benson follows. He opens a desk drawer and sees tiny versions of (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby. "Enough messing around!" Tiny (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby start floating around Benson. "Hmm. Hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm-hmm." Benson tries to catch them, but he fails.

When he lands on top of his desk, he tries to swat them like flies. They phase under his skin and crawl up his arm, eventually phasing out of his body through his eyes. Benson falls over. Another calendar goes from November to December. Benson runs up the stairs as Mordecai, with two rows of teeth, roars and chases after him like a dog. The calendar goes from December to January. A tired Benson walks through the hall.

"Gotta fire 'em..." Mordecai's ghost taps on Benson's shoulder. Benson turns around, and (Y/n) scares him when Rigby appears in his mouth. Behind Benson, Rigby's ghost, wearing pants, scares him by pulling his pants down and mooning him. Rigby's butt looks like his, (Y/n)'s and Mordecai's shrieking faces. Benson falls over and whimpers in fear while (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby float away into a hall closet. Benson runs after them and opens the closet, but it's empty.

"Argh!" When he turns around, (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby have fused into a big, blob-like monster that roars at him. Benson screams and falls over backward. "So... So scary..." Benson looks down the hall and spots (Y/n)'s, Mordecai and Rigby's video game console. "Their video games!" Benson hooks up the console in the living room, turns it on, and hides. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby's laughing ghosts enter and pick up the game controllers. "Hook, line, and sinker...!" Benson runs in front of the TV. "You're fired!" (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby start shrieking at Benson. "No, why?! Why aren't they gone?! Wait."

(Flashback to Mr. Maellard and a young Benson in Benson's office.)

"I don't know much about these newfangled computers, but I do know one thing — a worker is not technically fired until you delete them from the employee database."

(The flashback ends.)

"The employee database!" Benson runs up the stairs while (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby continue scaring him. "Ohhhh... No! How long are these stairs...?" Benson reaches his office and sees everything in it swirling around in the air. His computer monitor shows the employee database. Benson jumps up and "swims" through the air toward the computer. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby appear to scare him again with multiple eyes, rows of teeth, and long wrapped tongues.

"So scary!" Benson pushes them out of the way and reaches the keyboard. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby appear again as several pop-ups on the screen. "Aah! So scary!" Benson finally deletes (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby from the employee database, and everything in the office falls to the floor. Benson stands up. "I did it!" He said. A green glow starts covering Benson's body. "What's... What's going on?! Aah!" (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby, no longer ghosts, walk up to him. "You're dead, dude." Mordecai said. "What?!" Benson asked.

"Yeah, man. You don't remember?" Rigby asked. In another flashback, Benson hangs Halloween decorations on a ladder at the top of the stairs. Mordecai, holding up the beast mask, and (Y/n) and Rigby walk up. "Benson, look at this mask!" Mordecai said. "Aah!" Benson falls down the stairs and dies. His ghost leaves his body. "You've been haunting the house for months." (Y/n) said. Benson's ghost scares Rigby while he's eating cereal. When Rigby screams,

Benson flees as if he's also scared. The same happens with Mordecai while he's carrying a box up the stairs, and (Y/n) while she's reading a book. Later Rigby tries to open a bottle of soda. "No, dude. It's "lefty locky, righty relaxy". Rigby said. "That doesn't even rhyme!" (Y/n) said. Benson's ghost appears again. It sees (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby and moans in fright as he leaves.

The flashback ends. "Then what are you guys doing here? You've ruined my office!" Benson said. "We're not in your office. This is our office." Mordecai said. "We got promoted!" Rigby said. "And this isn't our office. It's a cemetery." (Y/n) said. Lightning strikes as (Y/n) points down. "And that's your grave!" She said. Benson's tombstone reads "R.I.P. BENSON. 'YOU'RE FIRED'". Benson falls to his knees next to his tombstone. "NOOOOOOOO!" Benson shouted.

(End of "Unfinished Business")

"Is that it?" Rigby asked. "Yes, that's it. I was dead the whole time. Scary, right?" Benson asked. "Dude, that twist's been done, like, a million times." Mordecai said. "Yeah, it's not scary." (Y/n) said. "What are you talking about? It's way creepier that way!" Benson said. Everyone is unimpressed. "I saw that ending coming the whole time!" Muscle Man said. "Sure you did." (Y/n) said sarcastically, and her friends snicker. "Muscle Man, how long 'til we get there?" Benson asked. "It's gonna be about..." The car screeches to a halt. " ...now." The car is stopped in front of Mountain Valley Estates, a trailer park. An oil drum fire burns just next to the gate. "All right, ladies." He unlocks the gate. "I hope you brought your adult diapers, 'cause you're gonna need them after either "A" -- this really difficult hike -- or "B" -- once you meet my mom." Muscle Man laughs evilly as thunder crashes.

~Time Skip~

Muscle Man leads (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Skips, Pops, Benson, and Hi Five Ghost through a forest. Rigby nervously eats trail mix as an owl looks down at him from a tree branch. An owl hoots and scares Rigby. "Aah!" He falls over and covers his head and (Y/n) giggles. The owl flies away. "You know who doesn't drop their trail mix when they get scared? My mom!" Muscle Man high-fives Hi Five Ghost. "Yeah, yeah, we've heard that a million times before." (Y/n) said. "Ugh! How far is it to your mom's place anyway?" Rigby asked. "We'll get there when we get there!

Do you want to meet the woman who brought me into this world or not?" Muscle Man said.  "We didn't come all this way just to turn back now." Benson said. "But, like, if you had to just give a rough estimate of how far?" Rigby asked. "It'd go a lot faster with another scary story, bro." Muscle Man said. "Augh! Duuuude!" Mordecai said. "No, Mordecai, it's okay. I got this one. Hold my trail mix." Rigby hands his bag of trail mix to Mordecai. "I'm gonna tell a story that covers every freaky thing you can think of!" He said. "...I'll allow it." Muscle Man said. "It was a scary movie night like any other. We were watching "Heads, You're Dead" on the couch." Rigby said.

Scary Movie Night (as told by Rigby)

Mordecai, Anna, (Y/n), Olivia and Rigby sit on the living room couch watching "Heads, You're Dead". In the movie, an escaped convict stands in front of a toll booth operator. "Heads, I win. Tails, you're dead!" The convict said. "No! No! No!" The convict laughs evilly as he flips a coin. As the coin travels up, the man's laughter becomes low and distorted, and the coin turns into a crow and flies away. Title card: "Directed by SHANK NUTKIN". The movie ends.

"That's it?" Olivia asked in disappointment. "Augh!" Mordecai said. "Lame!" Rigby said. "I thought it was provocative, leaving the end ambiguous so the viewer is forced to reckon with her own assumptions." (Y/n) said. "Oh, if you want to see something provocative..." Rigby pulls out a video cassette labeled "Triple Threat" from under the couch cushions. "...then check this out! In my hands, I hold the scariest movie ever made!" Rigby said. "Ha! As if." Olivia said. "No, dude, the internet says there's a whole backstory and everything. It was a stormy night in the '70s when a VHS marketing team was working late." Thunder crashes.

~Flashback to the '70s~

Outside the VHEssence Distribution building, three executives sit at a small table in a lounge. "All right, guys. This is our last hope. If the VHS we release isn't the scariest thing on the market, this company's going under." The 1st one said. "Okay, okay. What about... werewolves?" The second holds out a VHS cover labeled "Wolf Woods" "Hack-and-slash brings in the cash." She said. "Great idea... if teenagers actually had any money. It's their parents we should be selling to." He holds up a VHS cover labeled "The Barber" "And they want classy. Restrained." Dale said.

"If someone wants to watch a black-and-white movie, they'll do it at the ancient history museum, Dale!" He holds up a VHS cover labeled "微笑み" she smiles.)") It's gotta be cutting-edge. One word, two syllables -- Japan." Executive #1 said. "They had no idea that ball lightning was heading straight towards them!" Rigby said. A ball of lightning falls from the sky toward the building.

"What's that heading towards us?" Executive #2 points out the window, and Executive #1 and Dale look outside to see the ball of lightning. "Ball lightning!" The three executives jump out of the way as the ball lightning crashes through the window. When the smoke clears, a video cassette that looks like three cassette pieces sewn together lies on the floor. It's labeled "Triple Threat". Dale picks up the cassette. "This... This is it! The scary movie that'll save our company!

"But it didn't save the company. They put the tape in, just as you would any tape not created by ball lightning fusion, and it sucked them into the movie!" Rigby said. "Hmmmm." Mordecai said. "Legend has it that no one's ever survived to see the end, which is why it only cost $1.99 with free shipping. Ohhhhhhhh!" Rigby said. "Dude, come on. There's no way that story's true." Mordecai said. "Yeah, really. Sucked into the tape? That's not even that scary-sounding." (Y/n) said.

"You know what would be scarier? If instead the tape was cursed and whoever watched it died within a week." Olivia said. "Olivia, that's already a horror movie..." (Y/n) said. "Oh right..." she said. "Hey, fine. If you don't think your lives are in danger, then there's no reason not to watch it, right?" Rigby asked. "We don't have anything better to do. Play the tape, Rigby!" Anna said. "This is gonna be awesome! Hope everybody brought backup underpants."

Rigby puts the tape in the VCR and sits back down on the couch and sighs. On the TV screen, the logos for "Wolf Woods", "The Barber", and "微笑み (smile.)" merge to form the bloody logo for "Triple Threat". The first part of the movie, "Wolf Woods", begins on a shot of the full moon as a wolf howls off-screen. In front of a house, two teenagers make out. "Do you have a feeling like we're being watched?" Hellen asked. "Trust me, we're the only ones out here." Freddy said.

Something growls off-screen. Hellen and Freddy hold each other close. "What was that?!" There's a close-up of a creature's red eyes in a bush. The growling gets louder. Hellen and Freddy scream in terror as the camera pans up to a shot of a city and the movie turns black and white. There's a zoom in on a barbershop, where someone inside turns the "OPEN" sign over to "CLOSED (DUE TO INSANITY)". The unseen barber approaches a man sitting in a chair. "So glad to see you again, sir. My client list has been dwindling of late." The barber casts a shadow on the wall as he holds up a pair of scissors. "Uh... I-I-I just..." Wyatt hears a girl off-screen speaking in Japanese. "I didn't know you had a daughter." He said.

"I don't." It goes to a distorted scene that transitions to a playground. A Japanese schoolgirl sits on a swing. "Watashi to asobou yo. Anata ga inakute sabishii." A little girl said. A group of schoolgirls skip across the playground and they notice the girl. She turns to them with big anime-esque eyes. The other schoolgirls scream in terror. "This movie's super-lame, dude." (Y/n) said. "Why's everybody being so dumb?" Anna asked. "Yeah, you see a threat and you run, people." Olivia said. "Sorry, guys. I guess it was just cheap 'cause it sucked." Rigby said. Lightning strikes, and the power in the house goes out. Everyone screams. "The power's out!" (Y/n) shouted. "Then how's the VCR still on?" Mordecai asked.

The VCR still has power and reads 9:25 PM. "Man, the guy at the yard sale said this thing was gonna outlive us all." Rigby looks inside the cassette port. "Huh." A clawed hand reaches out of the VCR and grabs Rigby by the neck. Three additional hands grab Anna, Olivia, (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby and they scream. "I think the story's true!"Mordecai shouted. The five of them get pulled into the VCR and end up in a forest.

"Whoa. This is awesome! I told you we'd get sucked in and now we're sucked in!" Rigby said. "Dude, this isn't awesome! We're stuck in a horror movie!" Mordecai said. "Three horror movies!" Rigby said. "And we're not the only ones." Anna discovers the skeletal remains of Executive #2 and Dale Sanders. She looks at Dale's company ID card. "VHEssence Distribution? I guess they never did figure out how to save the company." She said. "Weren't there three of them?" (Y/n) asked.

Behind the five friends, a werewolf loots the dead body of Executive #1. He looks over at them while taking money from the executive's wallet. The five scream and run away, and the werewolf chases after them. They run into a house, and Mordecai slams the door in the werewolf's face. Inside the house, the windows are boarded up, and the furniture is covered in tarps. Olivia sits on the floor and rocks back and forth. "I'm sorry I abused my power when I was a hall monitor!

I'm sorry I intentionally didn't return that prism to the lab! I'm sorry I—" Olivia said, then stops as (Y/n) stares at her oddly. "I'm... having a private conversation here." Olivia said. "Do you hear something?" Hellen asked. "No, babe. I can only hear our love for each other." Freddy said. "What was that?" (Y/n) asked. "It sounded like it came from the closet." Rigby said. "No, dude! Don't!" Mordecai said. Rigby opens the closet door, and Hellen and Freddy are inside making out. They stop and turn to the five friends. "Huh?" Freddy asked. "It's those teenagers from the movie." Rigby said. There's a pounding and snarling at the door, and the friends gasp.

"We've gotta get out of here." Anna said. "Yeah, you guys should totally go. Seven is a crowd, right, baby?" Freddy asked. Hellen giggles. "Ugh!" (Y/n) gags. "Get a room!" She scolded. "This is our room." Freddy said, and (Y/n) gawked at him. Rigby snickers. "He's got you there, (Y/n)." He said. "What?! No! That's how you die! Don't you get it?! We just have to make it to the end of the movie!" Mordecai said. "Package delivery." A werewolf from behind the door said. "It's a trick. Leave it on the doorstep!" Hellen said. "Uh... It needs a signature." The werewolf said.

"Oh, well, in that case..." She walks toward the door. "Wait!" Anna said. "Are you nuts?" (Y/n) scolded. "But it could be my special-order legwarmers! I don't want to have to go pick them up at the warehouse." Hellen opens the door, and there's no one there. "I'm back here, in the bushes." The werewolf said. "That's... totally not suspicious at all." (Y/n) said sarcastically. "Oh, okay." Hellen approaches the bushes.

"I don't have a pen on me." A pair of clawed hands reach out and pull Hellen into the bushes and she screams. "Hey! She's my ride home, buddy!" Freddy runs out and jumps into the bushes. There are sounds of growling and tearing. "Guys!" Rigby shouted. Mordecai, Anna, (Y/n), and Olivia turn to Rigby, who's standing by the house's back door. "Come on! Now's our chance while he's busy chowing down on those chumps!" Mordecai, Rigby, Anna, (Y/n), and Olivia exit through the back door and run into the woods. They slide down a small dirt slope and groan.

They end up in front of Screeching Gables Asylum, and the movie turns black-and-white. Mordecai opens the doors, and they run inside. "Oh, man..." Wyatt is seen trying to free himself from a straitjacket. "Oh, no! Inmate!" Olivia said. Wyatt pulls off the straitjacket and laughs. "I'm not an inmate. My name's Wyatt. I'm just here for a haircut." He said. "Why would you come to a mental asylum for a haircut?" (Y/n) asked. "Well, my barber told me to meet him here. Hmm. Made sense at the time." The asylum's front doors slam shut. "Look!" Mordecai said. Mordecai points to a trail of hair leading down the hall. The barber casts a shadow on the wall,

laughing maniacally and holding up a pair of scissors. (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Anna, Olivia, and Wyatt scream and retreat up the stairs, and the barber follows. They stop in the asylum's morgue. "And somehow this just got creepier." Olivia said. (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Anna and Olivia run toward the window, but Wyatt stops.

"Come on, Wyatt! What are you waiting for?!" (Y/n) asked. Wyatt looks at his reflection in a mirror. "He might not be trying to kill us. And I really need a haircut..." he said. "Are you out of your god damn-" (Y/n) began. "What?! You look fine! Let's just go!" Mordecai said. Wyatt backs up into the hallway. "No. He might be cool. I'm gonna chance it!" He runs toward the barber. "Wyatt, no!" Olivia shouted. Wyatt and the barber's shadows are cast on the wall. "What'll it be, sir?" The barber asked. "Just a little off the top." Wyatt replied. "You got it!" The barber laughs maniacally.

Wyatt's severed head rolls into the morgue. "How does it look?" He asked. (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Anna, and Olivia scream. "Oh, come on. It's not that bad, is it?" Anna and Rigby try to open the window, but they're unable to. Anna looks hopeless. "That's it. We're done. There's no way out of this madhouse." She said. "You guys could just use that door over there." Wyatt said. (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Anna and Olivia see an open door next to the closed window. "Let's go!" Mordecai said. They immediately run through it and fall screaming into an old Japanese village.

"Oh, great. Now who's that?!" Rigby asked. A young Japanese schoolgirl plays on the seesaw by herself. Another schoolgirl walks up to her. "You must be very lonely. Everyone is afraid of you because you're different. You just want someone to play with." The schoolgirl on the seesaw cries tears and smiles. She stands up and joins hands with Kimiko. "I will play with you!

Our friendship will be a butterfly floating on the breeze of—" The schoolgirl's mouth covers Kimiko's body and she eats her whole. She looks at Mordecai and the others. "Do you want to play too?" Mordecai and the others scream and run away. As they run, the Japanese village fades into a black and purple landscape with text on the ground and walls. "Wake up, (Y/n)! Wake up!" (Y/n) said to herself. "I'll never forgive you for playing this movie, Rigby!" Anna shouted.

"Hey, I thought it would be fun!" Rigby shouted. "Wait a second. What's this?" Olivia asked. "It looks like a bunch of names and titles?" Mordecai asked. ""Best boy grip"? What's that?" Rigby asked. "We're in the credits! We must be near the end!" Anna said. "Well, if the movie's over, then we're out of danger, right?" Anna asked. "Uh, Anna?" Rigby points to a ball of lightning surging behind. "Ball lightning!" Rigby shouted. "Auuugghh!" Anna runs and jumps out of the way of the ball lightning's electric zap, leaving her boots behind. The zap leaves the boots slightly burned. "Those really are all-weather boots." (Y/n) said. "Run!" Rigby shouted. Mordecai and the others run away from the ball of lightning as it chases them through the movie's credits, dodging its electrical attacks.

"Look! Up ahead!" Rigby points to the VCR's cassette port. "It's the end of the movie! Ha-ha! Finally!" The ball lightning zaps at Rigby, and he falls over. "Rigby!" (Y/n) shouted. Rigby whimpers in fear at the ball lightning. (Y/n) pulls off the cassette port's metal flap. "No lightning can resist metal!" (Y/n) sticks the metal sheet in the ground, and the ball lightning's zap is attracted to it like a lightning rod. (Y/n) gets zapped. "Okay, that kinda hurt." She said. "(Y/N)!" Rigby shouted.

"Hurry! The way out!" Mordecai shouted. Rigby supports (Y/n) as they continue running toward the exit. The ball of lightning zaps at them one more time, and they jump out of the VCR, landing in a pile of cassette filmstrips. "You guys okay?" Rigby asked. Mordecai coughs and groans. "Yeah." He said. "I gotta admit, that movie was pretty cool." (Y/n) said. "Yeah, but not as cool as ball lightning fusing all of our butt cheeks together." Anna said. "Huh?" As it turns out, (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Anna, and Olivia have been fused together at the butt cheeks. (Y/n), Mordecai, Anna, and Olivia laugh. "NOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU, "TRIPLE THREAT"!" Rigby shouted.

(End of "Scary Movie Night")

"Oh no! I got (Y/n)'s arm! And she's got my leg! And Mordecai's got my face! The End! You're welcome!" Rigby said. "Well, that was uncomfortable." Skips said. "Agreed." (Y/n) said. "I had no idea you were such an expert on lightning balls." Muscle Man said, and (Y/n) laughs. "Ball Lightning! It's a thing!" Rigby said. "Is it, though?" (Y/n) asked. "Yes!" Rigby said. "Whatever, dude! We're here." Muscle Man said,

and howling is heard. "This is where your mom lives?" Mordecai asked. "Are you surprised?" Benson asked, and (Y/n) laughs again. "Let's just meet her and get out of here, this place is creeping me out!" Rigby said. "In a minute. I've gotta go in first and tell her she's got company. She doesn't take too kindly to surprise visitors." Muscle Man said. "Oh no? But her Halloween decorations are so lovely!" Pops said. There are some gravestones next to her trailer. "Those aren't decorations." Muscle Man said. Pops then becomes worried. "You guys stay here!" Muscle Man runs into his mom's trailer.

"This better not be another one of his pranks!" Benson said. The trailer's door creaks open. "Alright! She's ready for you!" Muscle Man said. The gang enter the trailer. "Muscle Man? Mrs. Sorrenstein?" Mordecai asked. Knocking is heard behind a shutter on a window, Benson opens the shutter but nothing is there. "Hmm, nobody's there." Muscle Man said. A green face wearing a hockey mask pops up behind the window, and everybody screams. "Aw, weak Muscle Man! I knew this was a prank!" (Y/n) said. Muscle Man walks through the door.

"What prank?" Everybody screams, and Muscle Man laughs. "Oh, man! I got you guys! I got you good! This isn't my mom's house! You really think she'd live in this dump? I had this all planned out! That's just Muscle Bro! He was waiting here the whole time!" Muscle Bro walks in. "Someone call me?" He asked, and everybody screams again. "If that's not you, then who is that?" Muscle Man shines a light at the window. "You know who else likes scaring people?" The woman takes the mask off, and it is revealed to be Muscle Man's mom. "Me!" She jumps through the window. "Aargh!" Everybody screams and runs out, Muscle Man's mom smashes through the trailer door. "Wait, Mitchy! You forgot your candy!" She eats some candy. "Happy Halloween!" She howls, then unzips a costume, revealing that she is the same size as Muscle Man. "Ha! This costume gets my boys every year!"