Starter Pack
Thomas is driving his car to the park. He greets everyone and starts going through a series of initiation weak pranks. "Alright Thomas, you've made it through initiation week. Welcome to the park." Benson said. The next day. (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Thomas, Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost are at Pops's House. "Hey guys." Thomas said. "Hey Thomas." Rigby said. "'Sup dude." Mordecai said.
"Nice to see you dude." (Y/n) said. "You too, (Y/n)." Thomas said. "Yo Thomas! Saved you a seat right next to me, bro." Muscle Man said. "Oh, thanks Muscle Man!" Thomas crashes through the floor board and (Y/n) cringes. "Thomas!" She shouted worriedly. "I'm okay!" He shouted. "The loose floorboard gag, they fall for it every time. Get it? Fall for it. Ha ha. What do you think of that, starter pack?" Muscle Man asked. "Dude, that's so lame. That joke really fell flat. You get it? It really fell-flat. Get it? Fell-"
Muscle Man laughs and (Y/n) goes to help him up. "Thanks, (Y/n)." He said. "Hey don't worry about it, he did this whole "starter Pack" thing to me to first time I came to the park." She said. "Dude, Muscle Man, Thomas' initiation is over." Mordecai said. "You can't prank him anymore." Rigby said. "Its not over till I say its over, ladies. As far as I'm concerned, his initiation has just begun. Right, Starter Pack?" He farts near Thomas' face and (Y/n) flinches in disgust. "Ew..." she said. "Oh, man! Dude, that's sick! My mouth was open!" Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost exit laughing. "Dudes, we gotta stop Muscle Man from pranking Thomas." Mordecai said.
Later, (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby meet up with Thomas. "Hey Thomas, how's it going?" (Y/n) asked. "Is everything cool?" Mordecai asked. "Pretty good, pretty good." Thomas said. "Muscle Man's not pranking you anymore, is he?" Rigby asked. "Nah. He's been really cool. He said I could drive the cart later." Thomas said. "Hey Thomas, heads up." Muscle Man throws him a soda. "Wow, hey, thanks man." The soda explodes in his face. "Nice try, Muscle Man, but I still got a free soda." Thomas said. "Ahh!" The trio said as they notice the black circle on his face.
Muscle Man laughs. "And now you've got a free starter pack stash." Thomas laughs as he notices it too. "Enough with the pranks, it's getting old, dude." (Y/n) said. "Chill out, bro. Learn how to take a joke like my buddy Thomas." Muscle Man said. "Buddy? You seem more like his bully than his buddy." (Y/n) said. "Relax, (Y/n). I'm fine. Its not like I'll be an intern forever." Thomas said. "See you later, losers!" He pins a "Kick Me" sign to Thomas. "Woooooo!" Muscle Man and Thomas drive off. "Skips, there is something we've got to ask you." Mordecai said. "Let me guess, you want Muscle Man to stop pranking Thomas?" Skips asked. "Yeah. How did you know?" (Y/n) asked. "I can sense your compassion for him." Skips said, and (Y/n)'s eyes widen. "Com- compassion?" She asked, she then blushes slightly. "Muscle Man is just taking this initiation thing way too far." Mordecai said.
"Yeah, and no one is stopping him." Rigby said. "Guys, I know you're looking out for Thomas, but you've got to let him fight his own battles." Everyone sees Muscle Man pranking Thomas outside the window. "Dude, take the wheel!" He drives by Thomas and gives him a wedgie. "Drive by atomic wedgie! Ha ha!" Muscle Man said, and Skips chuckles. The trio glare at him. "What? It was funny. See, look, Thomas is okay with it." Skips said. "Aw dude, should've gone commando." Thomas said. Later Thomas is eating lunch at the bench and (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby walk over to Thomas. "Hey, Thomas, can we talk to you?" (Y/n) asked.
"Hey (Y/n), what's up?" He asked. "Look, we've been watching Muscle Man prank you and it's gotten way out of hand. You can stop him, but you have to prank him back." Mordecai said. "Prank him back? I can't prank my superior." Thomas said. "Don't you get it? Muscle Man is taking advantage of you because you're new." Mordecai said. "He does that to all of the new employees though. I mean he did to me back when I was new. I don't think there's a way we can stop him." (Y/n) said. "Well why didn't you stick up for yourself, (Y/n)? Thomas stick up for yourself. Fight for your right!" Rigby said. "Fight? No, no. Look guys,
I appreciate you guys looking out for me, there's no hard feelings. It's best to leave it alone." Thomas leaves and the trio see his underwear hanging out. "Ahhhhh!" (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby said. "Don't worry, I got an idea." Rigby said. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby go to Benson's office. "So let me get this straight: you want me to stop Muscle Man from pranking Thomas, even though Thomas doesn't mind it?" Benson asked. "Yeah, basically." Rigby said. "Yes." Mordecai said. "Yup." (Y/n) said. "No, if Thomas is okay with it, then why interfere?" Benson asked.
"'Cause he doesn't know what he's getting into." (Y/n) said. "Being pranked by Muscle Man all the time is the worst! You don't know what it's like, man." Rigby said. "Yeah, it sucks. Big time." (Y/n) said. "You've got to do something." Mordecai said. "Ahhh! Alright, alright, I'll think of something." Benson said. They go downstairs in the living room. "Thank you for coming, Muscle Man.
Now because some employees have come forward with complaints-" Benson said. "Hmph, hmph." Mordecai and Rigby said. "I'm going to play this tape that reviews the park's policies on pranking. Watch it, Then get back to work." Benson said. "Sweet, a movie." Muscle Man said. "Pranking: good times at the office just keep on rolling... when there's pranks around!" The narrator said. A blonde office worker pulls his pants off. Muscle Man slaps his knee and laughs.
"But what happens when pranking goes wrong? Let's watch Keith to find out." The narrator said. "Hey, Keith." The person throws the pie. A blonde office worker pulls Keith's pants off. Keith continues to get hurt. "Hey, wait, I'm not- " A blonde office worker presses a button and throws Keith out. "DEEEEEAAAA-" he explodes. "We call this overpranking. It's when too much of a good thing goes bad." The narrator said. "This movie is the best! I can't wait to try those pranks out!" Muscle Man laughs. "Yeah, I don't think that's such a good idea, buddy." (Y/n) said. "Thomas! Get me some popcorn!" Muscle Man shouted. "Coming!"
Thomas gets tripped by a wire and Muscle Man laughs. (Y/n) couldn't help but feel sorry for Thomas. "Dudes, snack bar. Now." She said. The trio are now at the snack bar. "Are you sure this is going to work?" Mordecai asked. "Yeah man, it's totally going to work. All we've go to do is prank Muscle Man and tell him that Thomas did it. That way he'll respect him for standing up for himself. And he'll stop pranking him." (Y/n) said. "Love it. Hope Muscle Man is ready to get trashed by Thomas. Hmph!" Rigby said. "Hmph!" Mordecai said. Later, Muscle Man is with (Y/n),
Mordecai and Rigby at the Snack Bar. "So why did you need me over here again? Because Thomas doesn't know how to do anything, right?" Muscle Man asked. (Y/n) didn't really like the way Muscle Man was talking about him and growls slightly. "Thomas said he had trouble shutting the lid. We thought you might be able to help so..." she said. "Well duh! This is obviously a job for a pro." Muscle Man closes the lid and has trash rain down on him. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby laugh.
"Aw, what the?" (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby laugh harder. "Thomas pranked you good, man!" Rigby said. "THOMAS did this?" Muscle Man asked. "Yeah, he also told us to tell you that you should think twice about pranking him again." (Y/n) sassed. "THOMAS DID THIS?!" Muscle Man asked. "Uh, Muscle Man?" Rigby asked. Muscle Man roars. "He thinks he can prank his superior and get away with it?!"
He karate chops the dumpster. "He's going to wish he was never born. THOMAS!! " Muscle Man starts running off to find him, while creating a path of destruction. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are shocked. "Uh oh." (Y/n) said. They go and find Thomas, who is raking the leaves. "Thomas! Thomas!" The trio shouted. "Thomas, you've got to get out of here." (Y/n) said. "What?" He asked. "Muscle Man is looking for you and he's really mad at you." Rigby said. "What are you talking about?" Thomas asked. "Well, we kind of dumped trash on him and said you did it." Mordecai said.
Muscle Man can be heard in the distance. "THOMAS!" The quartet run. They hide behind a giant boulder. "Can't we just talk to him?" Thomas asked. The boulders gets lifted up, and it's revealed to be Muscle Man and they scream. "Run!" (Y/n) shouted. Muscle Man hurls the boulder at the gang, and they scream as they dodge it. They are scrambling through the trees. They finally make it through, with Muscle Man still trailing behind. "Thomas?!" (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and Thomas scream as he starts throwing trees at them. Muscle Man starts squealing while waving two trees in his hands. As the four continue running,
he fails at throwing the trees toward them. He resumes squealing while chasing the four down to the parking lot. "Come on, this way!" Mordecai shouted. They go in between two cars, while Muscle Man looks around before running in another direction. The others are hiding in a different part of the parking lot. "Hey, my car!" Thomas' car is parked next to a shed. "Thomas, go! Muscle Man just needs time to cool off!" (Y/n) shouted. "But-" he was about to protest. "Just get out of here! GO!" (Y/n) shouted. Thomas runs off to his car. Muscle Man lifts the car behind (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby, and throws it aside. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby scream. "Where's Thomas?!"
Muscle Man notices Thomas desperately trying to start his car. "Thomas." He starts charging toward him. Thomas screams in a high-pitched voice before backing out and driving off. Muscle Man grabs the shed in his hands. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby grab him by the shoulders. "Muscle Man, don't!" Mordecai shouted. Muscle Man gets them out of the way, and starts running toward the car. "Dudes, we've got to tell him it was our fault." Rigby said. "Come on." Thomas drives out of the parking lot and on the road. Muscle Man stands out in the middle of the road with the shed.
"Interns gotta learn not to prank their superiors." He lifts up the shed and starts spinning around on one foot. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby run out of the parking lot. "Muscle Man! Thomas didn't prank you!" (Y/n) shouted. Muscle Man continues spinning and squealing until he finally throws it. "It was us!" Mordecai shouted. The shed goes up in the air and starts to come down. Muscle Man starts panting. The shed catches up to the car. "Noooo!" The trio shouted.
The shed crashes down on Thomas' car, flattening it, setting a spark and starts a fire. "Oh no, what did we do?!" Rigby asked. "We killed Thomas. Thomas was right, we should have left it alone. And now he's dead because of us." Mordecai said. (Y/n) was too shocked for words, but soon tears welled up in her eyes. "No... THOMAS!" She shouted. Muscle Man walks up to them. "Then maybe you should tell him you're sorry. Yo, Thomas!" It's revealed Thomas was hiding in the bushes. "What?!" The trio asked, and (Y/n) quickly wiped her eyes. "Did it work? Did I do it right?" Thomas asked.
Muscle Man shakes his hand. "Yeah, you did! Those losers totally bought it!" He said. "You're... alive?!" (Y/n) asked. "But I thought..." she trails off. "Yeah he's alive. And, he's a bonafide pranker. Congratulations, you're no longer a starter pack." Muscle Man said. "Wow, thanks!" He said. "Well I hope you're happy, you almost gave me a heart attack." (Y/n) said. "Yeah, congratulations, Thomas." Rigby said. "I hope it was worth getting your car totaled." Mordecai said.
"Don't worry Thomas, it just needs a little body work." Muscle Man said. Thomas' car explodes leaving the shed on fire. Muscle Man starts twirling his shirt. "Later, grandmas!" Muscle Man runs off. "Yeah, later, Thomas." The trio said before leaving. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby leave. Thomas' phone rings. "Oh hey Mom. Yeah, yeah, everything is going great Hey, can I borrow your car tomorrow?" He asked.
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