At Pops' house, the trio are playing a video game. "Which way am I gonna go? Which way am I gonna go?" Mordecai asked. The phone rings in the background. The three are playing a basketball game. Mordecai's player makes a slam dunk. "Stuffed again!" He said. Pops comes into the room with the phone. "(Y/n), it's for you." He said. "Dudes, pause it." (Y/n) said. (Y/n) keeps playing but the duo continue. "Pause it!" She shouted. (Y/n) gets up to answer the phone. "Okay! Okay! Geez." Rigby said. (Y/n) answers the phone from the hallway/. "Hello?" She asked. "Hey (Y/n), it's Sam." Sam said. (Y/n) is shocked. Meanwhile, the duo are still playing. "Which way am I gonna go? Which way am I gonna go?" Rigby asked. Rigby makes a shot with his player and laughs. "Eat on that, Mordecai." Rigby said, and Mordecai glares at him.

"Ha! That was just a lucky shot." He said. "Oh really? Want to put that theory to the test?" Rigby asked. "You're on!" Mordecai said. They notice (Y/n) coming back and pause the game. "Guys, guys! Sam just called." (Y/n) said. "What? Why?" Rigby asked. "He wants me to make him a website." (Y/n) said. "Boo! What about our game of "Hoop Jams 5000?" (Y/n)?" Mordecai asked. (Y/n) runs upstairs to the computer room. "Ugh!" The duo said. The duo follow her to the computer room, where she is getting started. "(Y/n), Come on!" Rigby said. He takes the sheet of paper on the desk.

"You can't even do it right now, anyway. Muscle Man has the computer for the whole day." The signup sheet has Muscle Man for the whole day. "What?" She looks out the window. "He's not even here. He's playing basketball." She said. The trio see the duo playing. "Boom-skaka-laka!" Muscle Man said. "Oh, well. You snooze, you lose. I'm sure this will only take a second anyways." (Y/n) starts up the computer, but Muscle Man suddenly appears at the door. "What are you doing?" He breathes.

"Did you not see the sign-up sheet?" He asked. "You were outside playing basketball. I figured..." (Y/n) said. "Oh, you figured? You figured you'd use the computer on someone else's time slot?" Muscle Man asked. "Well..." (Y/n) said. "You wait your turn just like everybody else in this joint. Now get lost. I got to watch my downloads." The trio go into the duo's room. "Ugh! Why does he have to be such a jerk?" (Y/n) asked. Muscle Man is laughing in the background. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby look out the window and see he's playing basketball again. "Oh, forget this." (Y/n) said as she goes back to the computer, but Muscle Man returns. "Did I not make myself clear?" He asked. "What? You're not even using it!" (Y/n) said.

"I'm waiting for an e-mail from this hottie I met online yesterday." Muscle Man said. "What? You met your mom online yesterday?" Rigby asked, and (Y/n) snickers. "Why you got to take it there bro? Oh, you fools definitely aren't getting the computer now." Muscle Man said. "Who you calling fool?" Rigby asked. "Dude, I need the computer to make a webpage for Sam. How about we play you a game of basketball for it?" (Y/n) asked. "Puff! Ha! Ha! Ha! You guys don't stand a chance." Muscle Man said.

"Oh, yeah. Winner gets the computer for a week." (Y/n) said. "Check." (Y/n) said. "Mate." Muscle Man throws the ball at her and she throws it, Muscle Man then catches it and scores. "Aw!" Rigby tries to dodge Fives but the ghost keeps blocking him. "Yeah, baby!" Muscle Man said. Rigby tosses (Y/n) the ball and she grabs it, and Muscle Man grabs her from behind. "Go ahead. You can't make it from there." (Y/n) tosses the ball but misses.

"Oh! Oh! Brick!" Muscle Man said. "Ugh!" (Y/n) said. Five throws the ball and scores. Rigby tries to throw the ball but Fives slaps him. "Hey!" (Y/n) said angrily. Muscle man scores again. Mordecai and Rigby try to stop Fives but he pushes them both back and scores. Muscle Man and Fives end up getting score after score. "(Y/n), you're looking a little confused. Did you know that we only need one more point to win?" Muscle Man asked. Her eyes widen. "What?!"

He then scores again. "Boom-shaka-laka! Computer rights for a week! You know who else likes to score so she can get computer rights for a week? My mom!" He shouted. Sam rides by on a bike. "Hey (Y/n)! Thanks for helping me with the website." He waves at her. She slowly stares at him. "Sure, no problem..." she said slowly. Her best friends look at her lovestruck face and cross their arms, huffing. Rigby groans angrily, and Muscle Man snickers. "Muscle Man, computer rights for a month." (Y/n) said.

"What?!" Her best friends asked angrily. (Y/n) turns to them. "Come on guys, please." She said. "Nu uh. I'm not playing against them again just to get plummeted." Mordecai shakes his head. "Yeah, besides, what's in it for us? You're just doing this so you can impress Sam." Rigby said. Their arms still crossed as they turn away from her. "I am not!" (Y/n) defended,

and Rigby turns back to her and raises a disbelieving eyebrow. "Guys, come on! Would it kill you to do something nice for your friend?!" (Y/n) shouted angrily. "Probably. Or maybe they just know that they're both losers." Muscle man said, and this angered them further. "What?" Rigby asked furiously. "Shut up, Muscle man! Two months for the computer." (Y/n) said, and her friends gasp. "Deal?" (Y/n) asked. "Deal." Mordecai and Rigby just look at each other uncertainly. The trio play another quick round against the duo, with Muscle Man and Fives still winning.

"Wo-ho! Oh! Oh! Oh! Yes! Two months of computer rights. Looks like Sam will just have to go without his webpage, you loser. Huh." Muscle man said. Mordecai and Rigby glare at him and (Y/n) face palms angrily. "Ugh! This can't be happening! Basketball sucks!" She angrily kicks the basketball. Suddenly day changes to night and sparks fly surround the moon for a few moments before it opens and a car flies out. (Y/n)'s eyes widen. "Uh... am I tripping? Or do you guys see this too?" She asked, and Rigby shakes his head. "We see it." He said.

The car flies down and out comes a man with a basketball for a head. "What did you say about basketball?" He asked. "Uh, nothing!" (Y/n) said quickly. "Yeah. That's what I thought. You know, you only think it sucks because you don't know the fundamentals." He replied. "Are you some kind of god?" (Y/n) asked curiously. "Save your breath, old man. These jokers are a lost cause." Muscle Man.

"Not to me, they're not. I'm the best basketball coach that ever lived. I can train anybody." He replied. "Whatever, Grandpa. If you want to waste your time, that's your business. I got three years of computer time I need to start using. Come on, Fives. Let's go check the weather report." Muscle man said as he walks away, and (Y/n) growls at him. "Jerk." She said. "Don't worry, (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby. I'm going to teach you to play circles around that little pot-bellied leprechaun.

How does that sound?" He asked. "How did you know our names?" (Y/n) asked, shocked. "That sounds awesome." Mordecai said. "Wait, what? I thought you two didn't event want to play." (Y/n) said. "We didn't, but after what Muscle Man said about us, he's going down!" Rigby shouted. The trio start by trying to pass each other the ball, with the ball hitting them and making them fall. Next they do some stretches, Mordecai then tries to score but the ball falls back down and lands on him and he falls, they do some more stretches, and ball passing.

(Y/n) runs out from the bushes and falls, dropping the ball. Rigby throws the ball toward the hop, but it flies back and knocks him down, and the god face palms. Mordecai tries again but the ball lands on the car and shatters the window, and this time (Y/n) face palms. "Man, I don't believe this. Did you guys seriously have to be the worst basketball players of all time?" The guy asked. "Sorry." (Y/n) said. "What? (Y/n), don't apologize, we're trying our best." Mordecai said. "Yeah. We just need a little more practice." Rigby said. "Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! No! You just need to not play basketball, but I can't have that pudgy green idiot talking trash about my coaching, so, so I'm just going to give you the powers." He replied. "Powers?" (Y/n) asked with excitement.

"Yup." "Aw, sweet!" The trio said. The guy then points at them and a giant ball surrounds them, when it vanishes, the trio are now much more skilled, and have lighting coming from their fingers. "Now ice that green fool so you can make that cool man a webpage." He said. Later, (Y/n) kicks the door to the computer room open. "Sup now, losers? You ready to get destroyed?" She asked. "I don't know if I have the energy to see how bad that old man trained you. If I'm going to get out of this seat, you're going to have to make it worth my time." Muscle Man said.

"Computer rights for life." Muscle Man spits out his drink. "One game, winner takes all." (Y/n) said. "Oh! Ho! This is going to be too sweet." He said. They all return to the basketball field. "Now that the stakes are serious, we're going to play a real game of basketball. First person to twenty-one wins. Street rules!" Muscle Man said. "Fine with me." Mordecai said. Rigby tosses the ball to Mordecai, who then throws it to (Y/n), and she runs to the hoop and scores. "What? How did you?" Muscle Man asked. "Stay out my kitchen!" Rigby said. Fives tosses the ball to Muscle Man,

who tries to score but Mordecai blocks the ball. "Denied!" He said. "What? Impossible!" Muscle Man said. Rigby moves the ball under Fives, then runs past him and scores as he jumps onto the hoop. "Oh!" He said. "No one could've trained them that crazy. Take a dive, Fives. I've got a plan." Muscle Man said. Fives flies off. "Ah! Oh!" He said dramatically before "collapsing" Muscle Man runs over to him. "Oh, dudes! Fives is hurt." He said. "What?!" (Y/n) runs over to them.

"Fives, you okay?" (Y/n) asked worriedly. "Dude, get up."Mordecai said. "Hey, bro. You just took out my teammate. Now I get to choose anyone in the park and I choose that guy." Muscle Man said as he points at the basketball king. "Aw, what?" The trio asked. "You can't do that." Rigby said. "Sorry, guys, but the rules are the rules. He can't play you two-on-one." The Basketball King said as he throws down his clipboard and walks over. "That's right. You better give me some of those powers, too."

Muscle Man said, and he did. "Aw, yeah! It's on, ladies." The game starts. "What? What now? W-W-W-W-Which way am I going to go? Which way am I going to go?" Muscle Man throws the ball up, and the king takes it and scores. "This is going to be so easy." He said. "Yeah, for us." Rigby jumps up and makes a score. "In your face!" He said. "Actually, bro. In yours!" The ball hits him in the face, then Muscle Man scores. "Yee! Nineteen-seventeen, us. Game point." He said. The other team kept getting score after score. "Aw, what? How are we losing?" (Y/n) asked. "Um. Maybe because you suck and I hate you!" Muscle Man said. "Alright, that's it!" (Y/n) said angrily. "Uh oh... now she's pissed."

Rigby throws the ball to (Y/n) who tries to throw it to the hoop but misses, then Rigby grabs the ball and throws it in. "Oh snap." Muscle Man said. "How does it feel to know that you're going to have to use the Internet at your mom's for the rest of your life?" (Y/n) asked, then high fives her best friends. "Joke all you want, (Y/n), but the next basket wins the game and you guys are going down." Muscle Man said. "Come on. Pass it over, (Y/n)." Rigby said from behind Muscle Man.

"You better listen to your friend, (Y/n), because this is about to get serious up in here." The basketball king said. He moves the ball rapidly between his legs, (Y/n) watches closely before the guy tries to score but (Y/n) snatches the ball. He glares at her and the two begin to fly off. A bright pink color surrounds (Y/n) as she flies off. The trio left behind watch, before they fly up after them. (Y/n) holds the ball and passes it to Rigby. She in turn throws it to Mordecai who throws it back to Rigby. "Let go of it!" Muscle Man shouted. "Hold on!" The basketball king shouted before flying over to help Muscle Man but luckily Rigby escapes.

"I'm open! I'm open!" (Y/n) shouted. "Oh, no!" Muscle Man said as everyone flies after her. "Do it!" Rigby shouted. (Y/n) lands back on earth and scores, with a big explosion right after. Everyone had crashed into the ground. "Aw. Dudes, we did it. We won!" (Y/n) said. "Yeah!" Her best friends said. Muscle Man coughs. "Oh, no, bro." He said. "Yeah! We get the computer for life!" Rigby said. "Yeah we do!" Mordecai said. "Thanks, man." (Y/n) said to the king.

"Yeah, thanks, dude." Rigby said. "Man, I could've kept Fives in there and he still would've played better than you." Muscle Man said. "Come on, man. That was a good game." The king said. "Whatever. I'm out of here." Muscle Man walks off. "I hope he doesn't give up on basketball because of this. That guy could really stand to lose some weight." The king said, and (Y/n) snickers.

"(Y/n)! Hey (Y/n)!" Sam said. "Sam!" She said, she quickly ran over. "Hey! How are you?" She asked. "Good. Good. Hey, you looked pretty hot out there." Sam said. 'She really did.' Her best friends thought. "Ha! Ha! Yeah. I guess. Hot on the trail of finishing your website. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!" (Y/n) said. "Oh, the website? That was two months ago, but it's okay. Eileen finished it for me. Got to run." Sam quickly runs off. "Ugh!" (Y/n) said, and her friends snicker. "Time speeds up in space, kid, but hey. Look on the bright side. At least he said you're hot." The king said, and Mordecai and Rigby glare at him for that comment.