(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are at the Snack Bar. Mordecai, looking bored, sighs. "Augh, this sucks." He said. "Agreed." (Y/n) said, also bored. "What's that supposed to mean?" Rigby asked. "It means that the next time we get to pick our job for the day, I get to pick. Why did you pick the Snack Bar?! This is like the worst job at the park, dude!" (Y/n) said. "I think it's the funniest job at the park." Rigby said. "You don't really think that. You just don't want to admit that you're wrong." Mordecai said. "Like always." (Y/n) crosses her arms. "Why would I admit something that I'm not?" Rigby asked. "Dude, seriously, this is more boring than watching you trying to read a children's book." Mordecai said, and (Y/n) snickers. "Is it more boring than your faces?" Rigby snapped.

"I don't know. Is it more boring than my fist in your face?" Mordecai snapped. "Is it more boring than my fist in your face, You turd!" Rigby shouted. "You're a turd!" Mordecai said. "No, you're a turd!" Rigby said. "You're both turds!" (Y/n) shouted. The trio start fighting. "You're the turd!" Pops appears. "(Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, stop! We can all be turds." Pops said. (Y/n) chuckled as she, Mordecai and Rigby dust themselves off. "Oh, hey, Pops." They said. "So, how do you like being the guardians of the snacks?" Pops asked. "It's awesome." Rigby said. "I think I'd rather be the guardian of something else." (Y/n) said. "This place is lame." Mordecai said.

The trio start fighting again. "But, (Y/n), Mordecai, don't you like eating snacks for free?" Pops asked. "What?" Mordecai asked. "When I work here, all the snacks are free! Ta ta." Pops walks away. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby look at each other for a moment, then duck down under the counter, shoveling doughnuts into their mouths. "I guess this means I was right about the Snack Bar." Rigby said. "Yeaa-uhh!" Mordecai said. The trio eat a variety of snacks. At the end, the Snack Bar is a mess, and (Y/n),

Mordecai and Rigby are sick from overeating. "I need to eat something healthy, like a salad or something." Mordecai said. "I know, my stomach's killing me." (Y/n) said as she rubbed her stomach. "What? Are you kidding? Dudes, all these snacks are free, dudes." Rigby stops himself from vomiting. "Trust me. If we keep eating, we'll feel better in no time." Rigby said. "Uh... okay, I may be no doctor, but I'm pretty sure that's not how it works, Rigby." (Y/n) said. "She's right, Dude, quit being a loser." Mordecai said. " Loser?! I don't know that I want to listen to the guy who was wrong about the Snack Bar being cool. No, I think I'd rather listen to the guy who's right all the time. ME." Rigby holds up a fried soda cup and takes a bite out of it.

Mordecai and (Y/n) both flinch back in disgust. "Augh! Sick!" Mordecai said. "I think I'm gonna throw up." (Y/n) said as she turns away. "Hmm. Hmm." Rigby grimaces in pain as his stomach rumbles. Later at night, Mordecai is eating a salad while (Y/n) has some eggs. Mordecai takes a bite of the salad. "Ahh. I feel so much better." He said. "Same." (Y/n) said. Rigby is next to a blender with a doughnut, candy, and other junk food inside. "So do I." He starts the blender, grinding all the junk food into goop. He then proceeds to drink it, grimacing in pain again as his stomach rumbles. "Rigby, dude, you've gotta stop eating all that crap." (Y/n) said to him worriedly. "Dude, I'm telling you. If you keep eating like that, your body's gonna quit on you." Mordecai added. "Stop talking!" Rigby snapped.

"Whatever. We're just trying to help." The duo walk out of the kitchen. "Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. I showed them." Rigby puts another doughnut in his mouth. A split second later, Rigby is rolling on the floor, groaning in pain. "Why isn't more food working...?" He screams in pain, then picks up the doughnut next to him. "One more should do it..." He suddenly drops the doughnut as he loses control of his hands. "Huh?" Rigby's hands grab his face, pull him to his feet, and drag him around the room. He smashes into a wall, then falls over the fallen chair. His hands then pull really hard, causing his eyes to roll back into his head and glow. "What are you doing?!" His hands keep pulling,

eventually ejecting Rigby as a green glob of consciousness with Rigby's eyes. "Aww, let me back in!" His body pushes him away and runs off. "Wait! Come back!" Rigby tries to follow his body, but ends up inside a bucket on the floor. "Ohhh... Whatever. I'm just gonna chill in this bucket." The next day, Mordecai and (Y/n) enter the kitchen. "Mordecai! (Y/n)!" Rigby calls from the bucket. The two see Rigby as the green glob. "Aww, SICK! What the heck is that?!" Mordecai asked. "Kill it! Kill it with fire!" (Y/n)

shouted, before grabbing a broom and trying to hit him. Rigby quickly stepped away. "Wait, wait, wait! (Y/n), it's me!" Rigby shouted, and her eyes widened by a millimeter. "Rigby?!" She asked. "Ha ha! Who's the loser now, you two?" Rigby asked. (Y/n) drops the broom and glares at him. "Rigby, is now really the time? I told you to stop eating all of that crap and look where its gotten you." She crosses her arms. "(Y/n), come on! My stomach doesn't even hurt anymore." Rigby said. "That's because you don't HAVE one!" (Y/n) shouted. "Forget the stomach, you don't even have a BODY anymore! Dude, this is bad."

Mordecai said. "Yeah, bad like good! Now shovel some cheese curls into my trash hole!" Rigby said, and (Y/n) groans as she picks up the bucket. "You better hope Skips knows how to fix this." She said. The trio go to visit Skips. "What happened to his body?" He asked. "Dude, I don't know. It like, ditched him or something from eating too much junk food." Mordecai said.

"Well, it looks like it's not that big of a deal, if he doesn't mind being a bodiless consciousness for the rest of his life." Skips said. "WHAT?!" (Y/n) shrieks. "It's cool, I don't mind." Rigby said. "What?! No! Dude, quit being a loser." Mordecai said. "Since when does being right make you a—" (Y/n) puts a lid on the bucket and sighs. "Skips, what do we have to do? We can't let him stay like this." She said. "That's a bit tougher. Once the body departs, you only have till sunset to get it back. You know where it is?" Skips asked. "No." Mordecai and (Y/n) said.

"Hmm, then we have to find it. Let's go." Skips said. "We'll be right back, Rigby." Mordecai said. "Just stay here." (Y/n) said as she and Mordecai walk out the door with Skips. (Y/n), Mordecai and Skips drive away with the cart, leaving Rigby, who is stuck in the bucket, alone. "What? Where ya goin'? At least shovel some cheese curls into my trash hole. Guys? Guys?" Rigby's body lays the salad down, looks both ways to make sure no one sees him, and starts eating. Rigby moves the bucket with all his might, although bodiless; grunting. "Ergghh!! Phew! I guess it is kinda harder to move around without my body." Rigby then sees the hockey stick and roller skates, then comes up with an idea to move around easier.

(Y/n), Mordecai and Skips sneak behind a bush as they hear Rigby's body chewing salad. "Shh." Skips parts the bushes. "What's it doing?" Mordecai whispers. "Eating a salad. Rush him on the count of three." Skips said. "Okay." (Y/n) said. "One....two...." Skips said. Rigby wheels in with his new way of moving when bodiless. The tape from the hockey stick is strapped to the roller skates and his bucket. "Hey, guys! What's up?" Rigby asked loudly. Rigby's body,

hearing this, stops eating the salad and runs away. "No!" (Y/n), Mordecai and Skips shouted. (Y/n) points at Rigby. "We told you to stay put!" She shouted. "Ugh! Rigby, you scared it away!" Mordecai scolded. "Oh, don't worry about that! Remember how I said I don't need it? Well, I was right again! Dude, check it!" Rigby heels around as Mordecai and (Y/n) watch in horror. "It's a trash can and a roller blade." Rigby said. "I can't believe you!" Mordecai said. "Please, just stay put!" (Y/n) said, and the two walk off. "Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. All this being right is making me hungry."

At the Snack Bar, Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost are behind the counter. "This, Sucks! Wait, what is that?" They See Rigby in the bucket, skating to the Snack Bar. Rigby slams the Snack Bar door open. "Gimme some snacks!" He shouted. "What are you?" Hi Five Ghost asked. "Looks like a bucket of diarrhea." Muscle Man said. "It's me, Rigby!" Rigby said. " Oh, man! That boot with wheels stole Rigby's voice!" Muscle Man shouted. "No, I didn't steal anything." Rigby said. "You're not stealing these voices. C'mon Fives, let's bail!" They climb out of the Snack Bar and run off. "Come back!" Rigby shouted. "No way, bro!" Muscle Man shouted. "It's me, Rigby!" He trips on a rock. "Aw, man." Skips picks up the eaten salad and sniffs it. "He's close. I'll take care of the body. You two go find Rigby. We don't have much time." Skips said.

The sun is over the building as Mordecai and (Y/n) are looking for Rigby at the Snack Bar. "Rigby! Rigby! Where is he?" Mordecai panicked. "I don't know!" (Y/n) said. The duo walk out of the Snack Bar. Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost walk up to them, armed with weapons; Muscle Man is carrying a bat and Hi Five Ghost is wearing a brass knuckle. "Hey, have you guys seen Rigby?" (Y/n) asked. "No. Have you seen a magic garbage can? We need to beat the living-" Muscle Man said. "Magic garbage can? That was Rigby! Which way did he go?" Mordecai asked. Rigby is heard screaming; a few feet away, a trash collector is dumping Rigby into a garbage truck. He throws the skate-can back onto the ground, and the duo gasp.

"Rigby!" They shouted. The truck pulls away with Rigby still inside. Rigby is in the filthy, roach-infested truck, recoiling and squealing in horror. "Help!" He shouted. "No-one can hear you." A voice said. "Who's there?" Rigby asked. "Don't worry: just another bodiless consciousness." He admires Rigby and rolls around him. "Woah! Hey, did you work out way too hard, too?" He asked. "N-no. I ate too much junk food." Rigby said. "Yep, that'll do it. Me? I was a bodybuilder.

I could have gone pro. My friend kept telling me, "If you keep pumpin' iron like that, your body's gonna quit on you!" I told him he was full of it! But I didn't get my bod' back in time and now look at me: stuck with a basketball for a body." He explained. "Yeah, well, my body's still good." Rigby said. The blob pops back out of the basketball for a second. "Wait, your body's still good? Well, whatcha doin' in here, dummy?" He asked. "I...." Rigby said. "You must not want it. Mind if I take it?" The bodybuilder asked.

"No!" Rigby panicked. The basketball bounces away. "Don't worry, I'll find it. So long, sucka!" "No!!!" Rigby falls over, crying, but looks over to see the trash door open and Mordecai and (Y/n) appear. "Mordecai, (Y/n)! You were right and I was wrong! I'm sorry for being such a loser. Please help me get my body back...!" He sobs. "Don't worry, dude. I think we can get it back in time." (Y/n) said. "And even if we mess up, you've always got this!" Mordecai holds up the skate-can. "Ohhhhh!!!" The trio said. "But seriously, dudes, I want my old body back." Rigby said. "Skips, we found Rigby." Mordecai said Into a two-way radio. "I found the body, but you'd better hurry. We got a problem." Skips said. Rigby looks worried. Rigby's body, clad in a bodybuilding outfit, is limbering up in preparation to lift a dumbbell.

He tries to lift, but immediately drops the weight. The bodybuilder's essence morphs out of Rigby's body and addresses him angrily. "Body, you're worthless!" He slaps the body. "I can't believe you can't do a simple clean and jerk!" (Y/n), Mordecai and Skips are behind Rigby's body. Mordecai is holding up the trash can with Rigby in it. "Hey! What are you doin' with my body?!" Rigby snapped. "Oh, it's you!" He morphs back into Rigby's body. "What do you think? Pretty cool, huh?" He asked. "No, not pretty cool. You dress me like a loser!" Rigby shouted. "Aw, you don't like weightlifting singlets? No wonder your body left you. Oh well. Now it's not you anymore... It's me." He replied. "Augh! Gimme back my body!" Rigby shouted.

"Finders keepers." He replied. "Skips!" (Y/n) said. " We tried it the nice way. Now we do it the Skips way." Skips' nipples glitter and thump. The bodybuilder looks nervous for a second, then throws his singlet towards Mordecai and runs off. "So long, suckers!" (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and Skips chase the bodybuilder through the park. The bodybuilder sprints ahead onto the road, knocking over a cyclist in his haste. "He's too fast." Skips said. Pops pulls alongside in a golf cart.

"Are you having a game of tag, turds?" Pops asked. "I really wish you wouldn't teach him those words." Skips said. Skips, (Y/n) and Mordecai jump into the cart, with Rigby in hand. Skips takes the wheel. "Pops, slide over." Skips said. The chase continues up and down the park hill. "I'll take it from here!" Rigby dives from the cart before (Y/n) can grab him. "Rigby! No!" She shouted. Rigby and his body are seen tumbling down the side of the switchback road as the cart continues on the pavement. "It's too steep. We'll have to go around." Skips said. Further down the road, Rigby and his body emerge from the bushes, still fighting.

"Give me my body back!" Rigby shouted. "No! Get off me!" Rigby manages to crawl back into his body. "Get outta my body!" The two essences pop out of Rigby's chest and continue to wrestle. "No: you get outta the body, you worm!" The bodybuilder's essence throws Rigby's essence at the cart, hitting Skips in the face. Skips swerves the cart and blindly runs into Rigby's body, sending the bodybuilder's essence flying to a nearby playground, where he lands on a slide and becomes one with it. A fat kid slides down and is walking away from the slide.

"Aw, man, my mouth was open!" Back at the cart, the five park workers look at Rigby's body on the road. It has a tire track right across its back. " Dude, we did it! I got my body back!" Rigby said. Mordecai moans in disgust. "Are you sure you still want it?" He asked. His body is even more mangled, with flies buzzing around it. Rigby picks up the body and its arms hang limp and broken. "I'll never treat you like that again." He said. "Quick! Before the sun sets." Skips said. As Rigby watches the sun set, he dives into his body, which shoots out white light in beautiful rays.

Pop's eyes widened in wonder. "Glorious." The white light stops, and Rigby's eyes roll forward in his head. He blinks in recognition. (Y/n) leans over him and puts a hand on his belly. "Dude. How do you feel?" She asked, and he screams. Later at the Snack Bar, Rigby is wrapped almost entirely in plaster, sitting on a wheelchair, with bleary eyes. "Well guys, I guess you were right about the Snack Bar being lame. Especially now that we're not into eating all the free snacks." Rigby said. "Oh, about that. Those snacks weren't free." Mordecai said. "What?" Rigby asked. "Turns out only Pops gets snacks for free." (Y/n) said. "Pops?" Rigby asked in a pitiful whine. "Yeah. And I guess we're supposed to work here for the next six months just to pay for it all." (Y/n) said. "Ohhh... turds."