Pops' house is completely trashed. The phone starts to ring. "Hello. You've reached the park. Leave a message at the sound of the beep, and we'll get back to you as soon as we can." Pops' voicemail said. "Hey (Y/n), it's Sam. I was just calling to say that we had a really great time last night. You guys are really good at throwing pizza parties." Sam said. Upon hearing sam's voice, (Y/n) awakens and smiles. "Tell her that Rigby was really funny as the Pizza King." Eileen said. (Y/n) notices Rigby sleeping on some pizza boxes made to look like a throne and is bewildered. "Oh, and Eileen wanted me to ask you to tell Rigby that he was really funny as the Pizza King." Sam said. Sam and (Y/n) laugh. "So stupid." The two said.

"Well, see you later." Sam said. The answering machine emits dial tone. (Y/n) tries to fall back asleep but looks at the nearby alarm clock on the coffee table amongst the game console, a bag of tortilla chips, a box of chocolate chip cookies, and a plastic red cup which had soda in it. Confused, she checks the time and alarm. The time is 8:30 A.M while the alarm reads 6:50 P.M. it then dawns on her and her eyes widen. "Oh, dudes. Wake up, dudes! We're late!" She shouted. "Huh?" Her best friends asked, still half asleep. (Y/n) gets up and already picking up trash.

"Dudes come on! We gotta clean this place up. We were supposed to meet Benson at the paddle boats two hours ago!" (Y/n) shouted. "But I set an alarm." Mordecai said. "Yeah, but for 6:00 P.M. instead of 6:00 A.M., you idiot." (Y/n) scolded. "Aw, man... Pizza King not happy." Rigby said. The trio then clean the house as fast as possible. "Don't forget the water." Mordecai said. "Don't forget the water. Yeah, yeah, yeah." Rigby said mockingly. "Let's go!" (Y/n) shouted. The trio leave the house and get in the cart. "Dudes, we're getting pretty good at throwing pizza parties."

Rigby said. "Uh, yeah. But that's not a good thing. We're late for work!" (Y/n) shouted. "Don't worry. Benson'll just yell at us, and then we can go back to work." Rigby said. "Normally, I'd be all, "Everything will be fine after Benson yells at us," but we've been late for our past five jobs, and I think he's starting to get sick of it." Mordecai said. "Oh, yeah. Maybe he won't be there yet, and we can clean the boats before he finds out." Rigby said. (Y/n) then gasps. "Dudes, who is Benson talking to?" She asked. The trio spy on Benson through the bushes. "Alright, Chad and Jeremy. So, I just need you to clean all the paddleboats, and check to make sure that they're all in working order. Oh, and I'm going to need that done by the end of the day." Benson said. "Not a problem." Jeremy said. "Well, no. It is your problem because- Wait. Did you just say, "Not a problem?" Benson asked.

"Yeah, doesn't seem like that hard of a job. I'm sending you a boat cleaning schedule." Jeremy said. "All right." Chad said. "Got it?" Jeremy asked his friend. "Yeah, got it." He replied. "Are you sure?" Jeremy asked. "Yeah. I'm sending a confirmation email that I got it. Did you get it?" Chad asked. "Yeah, I just got it." Jeremy said. "All right, we're good. We should be able to finish these boats by this afternoon." Chad said. Benson begins to laugh. "I'm sorry. Are we missing something?" Jeremy asked. "Oh, no. It's not you. I'm just not used to hearing employees talk like that." Benson said. "Sounds like you need new employees." Chad said. 'Ouch...' (Y/n) thought. She glares at the newcomers. Benson laughs.

"Yes. It does sound like I need new employees, doesn't it? And that's where you come in. I think there might be two positions opening up real soon, and if you guys can finish up these boats by five, those two positions will definitely be opening up." Benson said. "Dude, Benson's totally gonna fire us!" Mordecai shouted. "What'll we do?" Rigby asked. "I don't know, but we have to figure something out quick! Come on. Let's go." (Y/n) said. Rigby walks into Benson. "Hey Benson." He said. "Yeah. Hey, Benson. We're sorry we're late. It won't happen again." Mordecai said. Benson laughs. "Yeah, I'm sure it won't. But you know what? Don't worry about it, fellas.

Everybody makes mistakes. And then those people end up having to pay for those mistakes." He said. "Uh... Well, we can start cleaning the boats." (Y/n) said. "No, no. Don't worry about the boats. Chad and Jeremy have it all under control." Benson said. "But cleaning the boats was our job." Rigby said. "Yeah. It was, wasn't it? Well, that ship has sailed. But look; it's okay. Once Chad and Jeremy finish up, I'll let you know what you can do next." Benson said. "Do you just want to tell us now so we can get started?" Mordecai asked.

"No, no. I need to get a camera before I tell you, because I want to take a picture of your faces right when I tell you. I really don't want to forget the look on your faces when I tell you. See you later, guys." Benson whistles as he walks away. "Dude, he's totally gonna give our jobs away." Mordecai said. "Ahh! I don't want to lose my job!" Rigby said. "I... I don't either! My friends here and this job are all I have!" (Y/n) shouted, panicking. "What are we gonna do?" Rigby asked.

"The only thing we can do: we just have to figure out a way to stop those guys from doing a good job. That way, Benson won't have to hire them." Mordecai said. "Easier said than done, dude. Those knockoffs looked pretty committed to their job." (Y/n) said. "She has a point. What's the plan?" Rigby asked. "Remember "Two-headed Dinosaur vs. Robo-Bigfoot?" Mordecai asked. "Yeah, what about-" (Y/n) stops herself as she catches on. "Oh. OHHH! Dude, they'll never be able to finish those boats!" Rigby said. "Hhm! Hhm! No, they will not." Mordecai said.

(A moment later)

"Hey, guys. How you doing? I'm (Y/n), these are my friends Mordecai and Rigby." (Y/n) said. "Jeremy. Nice to meet you." Jeremy said. "Chad. It's a pleasure." Chad said. "Boat cleaning's a pain, huh?" (Y/n) asked. "Nah, not really." Jeremy said. "Uh.. Rigby has a question for you." Mordecai said. "You both have to answer. Who would win in a fight: a two-headed dinosaur or a robotic Bigfoot?" Rigby asked. "Robotic Bigfoot." Jeremy & Chad said simultaneously, and the trio looked surprised. "Really? One of you wouldn't have the opposite opinion and start arguing about it for three days?" Rigby asked. "Nope. Robotic Bigfoot." They said again. "What?! But Sasquatch is not a killer!" (Y/n) shouted.

"Maybe, but he'd definitely win in a fight with a dinosaur." Jeremy said. "A two-headed dinosaur?" Mordecai asked. "Two-headed or not." Chad said. "But the dinosaur would be twice the size and made for fighting! Bigfoot doesn't have the killer instinct." (Y/n) said. "Three words, kid: Pea-sized brain." Jeremy said. "What? Ugh! Dude, we gotta step up our game. They already cleaned half the boats. It'd be a shame if something bad happened and the boats got all dirty again." Mordecai said. "Yes, it would." Rigby said. "Hhm-Hhm-Hhm-Hhm-Hhm!" The trio said. The trio then try multiple tactics to try and sabotage Chad and Jeremy.

Such as pouring a sack of leaves all over them and the boats, replacing the water in the buckets with paint, and throwing birdseeds at them and having multiple crows fly over. Later, the trio pull up in the cart with large bags. "Hey, guys. Could you give us a hand with these bags?" Mordecai asked. (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Chad, and Jeremy bring a bag of compost to a paddleboat. "Wait. Why are we putting bags of compost on the paddle boats?" Jeremy asked. The bag rips and compost spills all over the boat. "Oh, man! We just finished cleaning this one!" Jeremy shouted.

"Oops." (Y/n) said. "You ripped the bag on purpose!" Chad accused. "No, we didn't! It was already like that!" Rigby shouted, pointing at them with a knife in his right hand. "Then what's that knife doing in your hand?!" Chad asked. "Uh, that was already there." Rigby said, and (Y/n) face palms. "Wait! Are you guys deliberately trying to sabotage us?" Jeremy asked. "What?! No!" Rigby shouted. "What are you talking about?!" (Y/n) asked. "Okay, that's it! Get this bag out of here! Let go of the bag!" Jeremy shouted. "No, you let go!" Rigby shouted. "Let go!" The bag rips entirely, spilling compost everywhere. "Aw, man! Look what you did!" Chad shouted. "We didn't drop it! You guys dropped it!" Rigby shouted.

"Get lost!" Jeremy shouted. "Why should we get lost? We didn't do anything. If anyone should get lost, it should probably be you." (Y/n) said. "I said, "Get lost!" Jeremy then shoves her, and her eyes widened in surprise. "Whoa, what are you doing?" Mordecai asked. "Not cool!" Rigby shouted angrily. "I just shoved her. Now get out of here before this hand turns into a fist and I use it to punch her in the face." Jeremy said. Mordecai and Rigby growl angrily, clutching their fists, and wanting to fight back for that threat, but walk off and choose not to fight them.

"Uh, let's go, guys." Mordecai said. Later the trio sit on a bench together. "Man, what a bunch of jerks!" Rigby shouted angrily. "You okay, (Y/n)?" He asked her with concern. "I'm fine, it just... surprised me, that's all..." she said. "I don't want to fight them. I just want them to leave!" Mordecai said. "I'd like to give them a good beating for that." Rigby growled. "Dude, come on, they're not worth it." Mordecai said. Righty sighs in defeat. "Well, we can't show up with more compost. No; I think there's only one thing left we can do to get them to stop cleaning those boats." Rigby said.

"What?" (Y/n) asked. "Pizza party." Rigby said. "Dude, you're a genius." Mordecai said. Rigby is in the house sending out e-vites for a pizza party at the lake. "Alright, the pizzas are on their way. Did you invite everyone?" (Y/n) asked. "Yeah. I'm going through making sure to invite the coolest people." Rigby said. "Rigby, we don't have time for that. Invite everybody." Mordecai said. "Everybody?" Rigby and (Y/n) asked. "Dudes, this is our last chance. If this party isn't crazy enough to stop those guys from finishing those boats, then we're totally gonna get fired." Mordecai said.

"Good point." Rigby clicks on the "Select All" button and then "Invite" "hope this works." He said. Up-tempo music starts to play and people start heading towards the lake. "Dudes, they don't stand a chance." (Y/n) said. "Ye-ah, they don't!" Mordecai said. "Hhm-Hhm-Hhm-Hhm!" The trio said. A crowd of people start to party and loud music plays. Chad and Jeremy continue to work and seem oblivious to the party. "What?! Dudes, it's not working!" (Y/n) shouted.

"Don't worry. They're not gonna be able to resist this party in three.. two.. one." Mordecai said. A pizza delivery man drives by. "Yo, did anybody order some pizzas?" Everyone starts to cheer and chatter, grabbing pizza slices. Chad and Jeremy are still working, ignoring the party and noise. "Crank it." (Y/n) said.

Rigby increases the volume of the music, and the speakers start to vibrate and eventually fall into the lake. Many lake monsters come up from the water and join the party. "Pizza party, up in here! Alright!" A Purple Lake Monster said. A large brown monster is sitting on a paddleboat, irritating Chad and Jeremy. "Get off of that! We just cleaned it!" Jeremy shouted. The monster laughs. "Anyway, as I was saying..." he continued. "

Three people start partying in a paddleboat and drop a large pizza in the boat. "Hey, knock it off! We just cleaned those!" Jeremy shouted. "Chill out and have a slice of pizza, narc! This is a party! Whoo!" Jeremey and Chad look towards (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby who stare back. "That's it! Dude, end this party now! We're trying to work!" Jeremy shouted. "And we're trying to keep our jobs." Mordecai said. "And get revenge for what you did to (Y/n)!" Rigby shouted angrily.

"What? By throwing some lame pizza party that's as lame as your friend?" Jeremy asked, and Rigby growls. "Did you hear that, bro? It sounds like he doesn't like your party. Are you gonna take that from him?" The Purple Lake Monster asked. "No?" Mordecai asked. "Awesome." The monster pushes Mordecai into Jeremy and Jeremy punches Mordecai in the face, then Mordecai hits him back. Rigby gets involved and begins to fight Chad and scratches his face. "Fight!" Every partygoer starts to fight each other, from throwing pizzas to a lake monster being thrown into the boat house. Muscle Man spins his shirt. "WOOOOOO!" He shouted.

"Hey, wanna see my phone?" Chad's phone shows a text saying, "You're dead!" to Rigby and punches Rigby in the face. Jeremy and Mordecai start to fight each other until Benson drives over in the cart, an angry expression plastered on his face. "ALRIGHT! THAT'S ENOUGH!" Benson shouted. Jeremy lets go of Mordecai and Chad gets off of Rigby. "Hhm-Hhm-Hhm-Hhm-Hhm!" Rigby said. The brown Lake Monster and red Lake Monster look at Benson, the Purple Lake Monster drops two mans off his arms. "THIS PARTY'S OVER! THAT'S RIGHT! BEAT IT! I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY OF YOUR FACES HERE EVER AGAIN!" Benson shouted.

"Uh, not you two. Mordecai and Rigby, you can get out BECAUSE YOU'RE FIRED!" Just as he said he would earlier on, he grabs his camera and takes the photograph. "But you were gonna give our jobs away!" Rigby shouted. "We had to do something to stop them from finishing the boats!" Mordecai said. "Yeah, and a lot of good that did you! NOW GET LOST! YOU'RE FIRED, REMEMBER?!" Benson shouted. "But, Benson—" (Y/n) said. Benson snaps a second photo.

"LEAVE, NOW!" Benson shouted. "But-" (Y/n) said. Benson begins running after (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby as he takes a third photo. "NOW, NOW, NOW! LEAVE, NOW!" Benson shouted. He begins to calm down and slowly reverts to his normal color scheme. "Hey, Chad and Jeremy, looks like those positions opened up. So, what do you say? How would you like a job at the park?" Benson asked. Jeremy scoffs.

"Yeah, right. We didn't get degrees in the Institute of Technical Technology to work at some crazy job like this." He said. "Good luck finding two suckers dumb enough to take this job." Chad and Jeremy grab their phones, activate rockets in them, and fly away from the park. "Chad! Jeremy! Wait! But- I-" Benson said. "So.. Benson.. Not sure if you're looking, but we know a couple of dumb suckers who are real good at cleaning up pizza parties." Mordecai said. "Real good." Rigby said, and (Y/n) pulls out her own camera and takes a picture of Benson's shocked face.