(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are playing a video game. "Alright, Level 10! We better not lose this time." Rigby said. "Dude, quit messing around and we'll beat it." Mordecai said. "Last time wasn't my fault." Rigby said. "Sure it wasn't." (Y/n) said sarcastically, and Mordecai snickers. "Stop talking!" Rigby snapped. "Whatever, just take it seriously." (Y/n) said. "Triple thugs! Triple thugs! Beat them up!" The trio said. POW! POW! (500) POW! After defeating the Triple Thugs, a burly pink monster-like man comes across the characters in the game and roars. "Oh no, not this guy! We never beat this guy!" (Y/n) said. "(Y/n), we're gonna do it this time. Come on, hit him! Hit him!" Mordecai said. "I am hitting him, nothing's happening!" She shouted. "Same here! My attacks aren't doing a thing, what the heck!" Rigby shouted.

"Aw, guys! Try kicking him in the junk! Kick him in the junk! Kick him in the junk!" Mordecai said. "I'm kicking him in the junk!" Rigby said. "So am I!" (Y/n) said. "Well, keep doing it!" KICK! KICK! KICK! KICK! KICK! BEEP! (1200) The monster is defeated. "Oooooooohhhh!" The trio said. "I told you we were gonna do it. I told you!" Rigby said. "Yeah, right. That's not what you said 20 hours ago when you were whining about how hard the game was." (Y/n) said. Rigby gasps. "Look! We made it to the final level!" He said. "Dude, do you know what this means?" Mordecai asked. "We're dead?" Rigby asked. "No, we have to beat The Hammer." (Y/n) said.

"What was the slogan of this game again, "Nobody Beats The Hammer"?" Rigby asked. "Yeah? Well we're just about to." (Y/n) smirks. "They're gonna have to change their slogan after this!" She said. Rigby chuckles. "Oh yeah! You said it, (Y/n)!" The duo high five. "More like nobody has even seen The Hammer." Mordecai said. "Well, get ready to live. He's probably gonna come out of those doors." Rigby said. BUST!... Goes the brick wall. Out comes The Hammer.

"Nobody beats The Hammer." He said. "We'll see about that, buddy!" (Y/n) said. "It's The Hammer!" The trio jump off he couch. "Hit 'im! Hit 'im!" Rigby shouted. KICK! KICK! KICK! KICK! Nothing happens. "Man, our hits aren't doing anything!" Mordecai said. "I know, my thumbs are killing me!" Rigby shouted. "Just keep trying!" (Y/n) shouted. KICK! KICK! Still, nothing happens. BAM! BEEP! BAM! BEEP! The Hammer punches all three characters. It takes all of their lives with ease. "Just one of his hits takes a whole life!" Mordecai said. "That's not fair!" (Y/n) shouted. BAM! BAM! BEEP! The Hammer flings (Y/n)'s character onto Rigby's and Mordecai's and and then lands on them. All three characters' second life is taken at the same time. One more life gone, then game over for them. Mordecai gasps. "Run away, dudes, run away!" Rigby shouted.

Their characters run away from The Hammer while he chases them in circles. "Don't let him touch you, dudes!" Rigby shouted. "I'm not, I'm not!" (Y/n)'s character is cornered by The Hammer. "AHH! GUYS, HELP ME!" (Y/n) shouted. The duo's characters grabs a chair and slam it against the back of The Hammer. "YEAHHH!" Rigby said. "Wait, did that actually work?" Mordecai asked. "Arrrrgh!" The Hammer's life decreases a little... "guys, his weakness is furniture! Furni-" (Y/n) said. The TV suddenly flicks off. "What just happened?" Mordecai runs to the TV to quickly turn it back on.

"I don't know!" Rigby picks up the remote while panicking. Mordecai moves the TV onto the side, and then slams the top of it to make the picture appear for about a second, and then it flicks off again. "Oh! Guys, the game's still on! Pause it, dude, pause it!" He said. (Y/n) presses a button. "It's paused!" She said. "Aww, Man! Come on! Come on!" Mordecai said as he slams the tv. "Stop, Mordecai! You're going to break it!" (Y/n) shouted. "It's already broken, (Y/n)!" He replied. "Rigby, (Y/n), you two finish him off." He said. "What?" Rigby asked. "We figured out his weakness, I'll keep the TV on while you two beat The Hammer." He said. "Alright, let's do it!" (Y/n) said. "Ready....Go!" He starts drumming onto the TV to keep the picture on. Rigby's and (Y/n)'s characters attempt to fight off the Hammer, but it proves too much for them by themselves.

"EEEAAAARRRGH!... We can't do it!..." Rigby pauses the game again as their characters' lives have decreased heavily from he hammer's single punch. "Awww, man! We were totally gonna beat it." Mordecai said. (Y/n) sighs. "I know. He's just too hard to beat with just two of us." She said. "Argh....guys, we gotta find another TV... " Mordecai said. The trio go off to see Skips. "The Hammer? Nobody gets to The Hammer. But even if you did, I don't have a TV." He said. "Argh!" The trio said. "What's wrong with the TV in the house?" Skips asked. "It's broken." (Y/n) said.

"Yeah, the screen doesn't work." Rigby said. "Yeah. Come on, Skips, you gotta have some mystical solution or some weird thing we could use for how we could get another TV." Mordecai said. "Hmm... Did you ask Pops?" Skips asked. The trio go back into the house to see Pops. "Ooooooh! The Hammer, how exciting, is he a mallet or a gavel?" He laughs. "Pops seriously, can we borrow your TV?" Mordecai asked. "Of course." Pops said. "Yes!" The trio said. "Here she is." Pops brings them his radio instead and places it on the floor. "Pops, that's a radio." (Y/n) said. "It's a TV if you close your eyes." He then switches on his radio and closes his eyes. "Now hook up your game so you can defeat The Hammer." Pops laughs, and (Y/n) face palms. "We don't have time for this..." Rigby said.

"Rock, Paper, Scissors for who has to ask Muscle Man for his TV?" Mordecai asked. Mordecai and Rigby proceed with the short game with Rigby choosing Rock over Mordecai's Scissors. "Argh..." Mordecai said. "Hmm, Hmm!" Rigby said, and (Y/n) snickers. "Come on, Rigby, let's go get a real TV." Mordecai said. "Wait! I want to see The Hammer too!" Pops follows the trio out the room. (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and Pops make their way to Muscle Man's trailer. Mordecai knocks on his door. "Who is it?" Muscle Man asked from behind the door. "It's us." (Y/n) said. "What do you want?" Muscle Man asked. "We wanna borrow your TV." Mordecai said. "Why?" Muscle Man asked. "Because... we're about to beat The Hammer." Mordecai said. "WHAT?" Muscle Man opens the door. "NOBODY can't beat The Hammer, It's impossible." He said.

"Not for us. Are you gonna let us borrow your TV or not?" (Y/n) asked. "Yeah, you can borrow it, if you can tell me what The Hammer looks like." He replied. "He's blue. With a black mullet." (Y/n) said. "Fives." Hi Five Ghost looks in the video game manual and sees that the character matches the description. "Uh, huh." He nods. "Oh, man!" "So can we borrow it?" Rigby asked. "Yeah, you can borrow it, so we can watch you lose. Hahaha! Whoo, whoo!" Muscle Man runs back in to pick his TV up from the floor but without knowing that it is still plugged in. "This is gonna be hilari- oh!" The TV then smashes onto the ground. "Oh come on!" (Y/n) shouted angrily. Muscle Man blushes sheepishly. "Sorry..." he said. "Does Benson have a TV?" Rigby asked.

"Rigby, come on, I think you already know that even if he did he would never let us use it." (Y/n) crosses her arms. "You don't know that." Rigby replied. "Yes I do." (Y/n) said. "Oh really?" Rigby asked. "Yes." (Y/n) said; "wanna bet?" Rigby asked. "Yeah, I'll bet on it." (Y/n) said. "How much?" Rigby asked. "20 bucks." (Y/n) said. "Deal!" Rigby said, and Mordecai groans and rolls his eyes. The group then travel to Benson's apartment. Mordecai knocks on his door. "Tell him we need it." Rigby said. "Shh!" Mordecai said. "Yeah, tell him we need it to see you lose." Muscle Man said.

"SHUT UP!" Mordecai and Muscle Man wrestle a bit until Benson comes out. "Oh, hey, Benson." Mordecai said. "Tell him we need it." Rigby is then slapped by (Y/n). "Ow!" He glares at her. "That didn't hurt." She said. "Yes it did!" He said. "Don't be a baby." (Y/n) said. "What is it?" Benson asked. "Oh, uh, we were just in the neighborhood-" Mordecai said. "Cut to the chase, I am busy." Benson said.

"Can we borrow your TV?" Mordecai asked. "Hehe... No." Benson proceeds to close the door on them but is then blocked by Muscle Man and Rigby. "No, wait!" Muscle Man shouted. "Benson, please! We're about to beat The Hammer! We neeeed it!" Rigby begged. "Yeah, The Hammer. When you say that, I think hammer and nails, but you couldn't possibly be talking about work." Benson said. "It's a video game." (Y/n) said.

"Oh. right, right, it's a video game." Benson said. "Yeah, it's a video game." Mordecai said. "Yeah, so can we borrow your TV?" Rigby asked. "No." Benson said. "Awww, come on, please..." but Benson closes the door on them. (Y/n) then hands out her left paw. "Eh, eh." She said, and Rigby sighs, then takes out a twenty dollar bill and hands it to her. "Here, happy?" He snarked, and (Y/n) smirks. "Very." Rigby kicks Benson's door and the light switches off above them. "Look! There's TVs on Benson's TV!" Pops said. "Wait, what?" (Y/n) asked. They look through the window revealing the inside of Benson's apartment, to see an advertisement of the TV Store Warehouse,

who are selling TVs....literally free. Benson is sitting on the couch watching it too. "TV Store Warehouse! We've got TVs!" The first announcer said. "Too many TVs! Take your pick! We're practically giving them away! No, wait! We're literally giving them away!" The 2nd said. "We're literally giving TVs away!" The 1st announcer said. "LITERALLY!" They both said. "And the other TVs are really cheap!" "Yeah, so those ones were practically literally giving away for free too!" "LITERALLY!" "You better be a truck with a big box in it, 'cause we're just throwing 'em away!" "Yeah, TVs are trash to us, and so are you..." "AT THE TV STORE WAREHOUSE!"

The announcers shouted. "Does anybody know how far that place is from here?" (Y/n) asked. "Not far. I got a buddy who works there." Muscle Man said. "Let's do it." Mordecai said. The group then drives on to the TV Store Warehouse. "We want one of those free flat screen TVs from the commercial." Mordecai said. "The flat screens are full-price." The employee said. Everyone was shocked. "What? But your commercial said you were giving away free TVs." Rigby said. "LITERALLY!" (Y/n) said, mocking the commercial. "Come on, Jimmy, you gotta have something."

Muscle Man said. "Sorry, dude, there's nothing I can do, Muscle Man." Jimmy said. "Jimmy.....come on, Jimmy......you know you owe me and besides, this is worth it. These guys made it all the way to The Hammer, AND I WANNA SEE 'EM LOSE!" Muscle Man shouted. "Whoa, are you serious?" Jimmy looks around. "Okay, look, I might have something, but don't tell anyone..." he said. They follow Jimmy around the back and see an old ordinary TV on the ground. "What is that?" Muscle Man asked. "It's a tv, genius." (Y/n) said, and Muscle Man turns to glare at her for a moment. "Does it even turn on?" Mordecai asked. "Yeah....." Jimmy switches the TV on, but the screen is in grayscale. "What? It's not even in color! Lame." Rigby said. The group is not satisfied with the model and they loudly complain.

"Look, you guys wanted a TV for free, This is your free TV." Jimmy said. "How much for your cheapest flat screen?" Mordecai asked. "$1,200." Jimmy said. "You call that cheap?!" (Y/n) asked. Knowing that they can't afford it, the group take the free TV with them back home. Mordecai places it near the TV they usually use. "Make sure the game's still paused." Rigby said. Mordecai slams onto their TV, revealing The Hammer. "Whoa! You really did get to The Hammer!" Muscle Man said. "Yeah. That's what we've been saying the whole time." (Y/n) said. "I thought you were lying." Muscle Man said. "Why would we do that?" Rigby asked. "Cause you're not good enough at anything to get to The Hammer, this is just a fluke!" He shoves Rigby. Rigby shoves Muscle Man back. "You're the fluke!"

They start to wrestle until Mordecai interrupts them. "Guys, stop! stop!! We've got a problem. This thing doesn't have the right hook-ups." He said. "What? Well, what does it have?" Rigby asked. "I don't know! It's like a weird...thing, but it doesn't match this other thing, plus, it doesn't even plug in. I mean, look at this!" Mordecai shows them the strange looking plug. "What kind of plug is that?" (Y/n) asked. "Forget this, man. You guys aren't even gonna beat The Hammer anyway. Just turn it off." Muscle Man proceeds to turn the video game console off but Mordecai stops him. "No! We can't just give up. I wanna beat this thing.

We may never get this far in the game again. Now, come on, will you please just help us? Please help us?" His attention is actually on the TV instead of the others, Muscle Man puts his hand on his shoulder to assure him that they will help out. "Let us try...bro." Muscle Man rips the cord from his smashed TV back at his caravan home and returns with it while Rigby and Pops visit Skips asking for his aid, he's reluctant but is willing to help them out. Muscle Man connects his TV

cord while Skips breaks Pops' radio to bring out the speakers and places both on either side of the TV. He even plugs in the small hook-up. "Keep your fingers crossed." (Y/n) said. She looks around and Rigby switches on the TV, which then works, despite being grayscale, The others are happy about it and cheer. (Y/n) looks at her best friends, all three have the controllers in their hands. "Ready?" She asked. "Ready." The duo said. They start the game while the others cheer them on....until everything in town starts to switch off.....soon their TV as well as their console fuse together to become the character in their video game....The Hammer. "Whoa." Everyone said.

"It's The Hammer!" Muscle Man runs to go near him. "He's real!" He said. The Hammer looks questionably at him. "Dudes, take my picture with-" He gets knocked out by The Hammer. "Muscle Man!" (Y/n) shouted worriedly. "Oh no, br—" The Hammer squashes him with his leg. The fight begins when The Hammer breaks the couch in half causing the others to run,

Skips remains standing ready to face him but he gets knocked over easily to the side onto the wall. "Skips!!" The trio shouted. Skips spits after being knocked over and roars as he tries an ineffective shoulder charge. One by one they all try to combat him, but he proves to be too much of a challenge for them. He easily beats the group with a single punch, kick, squash, smashing them to the wall, even jacking Pops up in the face with a wood plank.

Then, The Hammer creates a powerful ball of energy ready to aim it at them. "That doesn't look good..." (Y/n) said. "What's he doing...?" Mordecai asked. "Everybody get down!" Skips shouted. They all proceed to take over cover and unexpectedly Muscle Man's friend, Jimmy, comes into the house.

"Yo, Muscle Man, my boss found out that I gave you guys that TV and he fired me. Is it cool if I crash here for a couple da—what the—?" He's stunned to see The Hammer and then is blasted away by the energy ball while screaming, which kills him instantly by explosive. "How are we supposed to hurt him?" Skips asked. "I don't know. He was invincible in the game too until we hit him with..." Mordecai trails off, and (Y/n) gasps.

"Furniture! Everybody quick! Grab whatever you can and smash it on him!" She shouted. They all grab as many furniture items around the room and one by one, they proceed to hit The Hammer. Soon, The Hammer starts to weaken after taking in so many hits. "Dude, he's almost dead!" Mordecai said. "Quick! Find something else!" Skips said. They look around for an item to deliver the last blow but most of the furniture items have already been used.

"There's no more furniture!" Rigby panics. The Hammer then targets Skips and chases after him. "Skips, his legs! Watch out for his legs!" (Y/n) shouted. Skips sees that the Hammer is about to attack him until (Y/n) spots an unused chair in the room. "Skips, catch!" She throws the chair in his direction and Skips guards himself with it. The Hammer gets hit in the groin area and falls to the floor. "His control pads! Grab the control pads!" Skips shouted. The trio run towards The Hammer to take hold of his hands which are the control pads while the others hold onto both of his legs.

The Hammer tries to break free, but he remains restrained and his face transits to the video game in color. The trio gasp. "The game!" They shouted. "Play it!!!" Skips shouted. The trio finish off the game, hitting The Hammer with chairs and gain an easy win with the words "YOU WIN" in the screen.

Then, The TV falls then breaks and the power comes back on. Everyone gathers together, to celebrate their victory on defeating The Hammer. "Yeah! we did it!" Mordecai said. They look over to hear the door opening and Benson comes through with his TV. "Hey, guys. There was a blackout at my place, so I figured tha-" he is shocked to find the house in a mess and without saying another word, he leaves. They resume their victory celebration by reaching out and giving each other high fives.