(Y/n), Anna, Mordecai, Rigby, Eileen, and CJ are having lunch in the park. "Alright, Rigby. Would you rather...comb your hair with a hot dog, or have feet for hands?" (Y/n) asked. "Pfft! Feet for hands! Run twice as fast!" Rigby said. "But how would you play video games?" Mordecai asked. Rigby gets up in Mordecai's face. "Feet for hands!" He said. "Your turn, Mordecai. Would you rather...live on a houseboat made of garbage, or eat a sandwich in a portable toilet?" Anna asked.

"Portable toilet." Mordecai said. "You'd really do that?" Anna asked. Mordecai scoffs. "Over a garbage houseboat, obviously. It'd smell bad, and then the water would make it smell more, and then you just got a big pile of wet garbage." He said. "So you're saying you would eat a sandwich in a portable toilet?" Anna asked. Mordecai points at her. "Yes." He said. "Huh." Anna pulls a wrapped sandwich out of her bag. "Just so happens I got my sandwich right here." She gasps and points. "And what's that over there?" Mordecai looks over his shoulder to see a portable toilet behind him. "Ooh!" Rigby slams his hand on the table.

"Time to put your sandwich where your mouth is!" He said, and (Y/n) chuckles. "You can't be serious." Mordecai said. "What a coincidence, my sandwich is chicken, too." Anna said. Rigby and (Y/n) shout out an amused 'Ooooh!' in behalf of Anna's playful banter. Mordecai seems to inwardly groan in disbelief as Anna slides her sandwich over to him. "She's got you there, Mordecai." Eileen said. "Nice one!" CJ high fives the female chipmunk. "Are you daring me?" Mordecai puts up his hands. 'Cause if you're gonna dare me, just dare me." He said. Anna shrugs.

"Alright, I dare you." She said. "Oh, so we're just changing games now. Fine, then." Mordecai said. He gets up from the table and begins to walk over to the portable toilet, Anna's sandwich in hand. Anna holds out her hand. "Wait!" She said. Mordecai turns around. "How will we know if you actually do it?" She asked. "Huh, good point." CJ said. Eileen stands up from her spot at the table.

"Right, it's not a legitimate dare without a credible witness." She agreed. "I'll be the witness." CJ suggested. Rigby quickly jumps up from his seat. "Nah, I'll be the incredible witness!" Rigby said. "Me too!" (Y/n) stands up. "I gotta see this!" She said, and Mordecai rolls his eyes at her. He begins to walk away. Eileen sits back down, and CJ grabs a water bottle out of her bag. The two girls turn to Anna. "So.... were you planning that the whole time, or..." Eileen asked. CJ twists the cap off of her water bottle as Eileen says this. "Nah. It was more of an impulse." Anna said.

CJ takes a sip of her water. Meanwhile, Rigby is opening the door to the portable toilet, and he, (Y/n) and Mordecai step inside. Rigby closes the door behind them and switches the sign from vacant to occupied. Mordecai looks around. "Huh. I gotta say, this is pretty classy." He said. "Right? Who knew a toilet would be so fancy." (Y/n) said. "I guess if I needed to go outside I'd do it here.

So you're really going through with this?" Rigby asked. As Rigby continues speaking, Mordecai sits down on the toilet. "I can just vouch for you, ya know. It's no big deal." Rigby said. "I'm a man of my word. So, Anna, CJ and Eileen seem to be getting along." Mordecai said. "Yeah, I guess. I still can't believe that you actually have sisters, (Y/n)." Rigby said. "Me either. I... I didn't think I had any family left..." (Y/n) trails off, and the duo frown at her slightly for a moment. "It's a shame we couldn't meet your other sister yet." Mordecai said. Rigby pulls himself up so that he can look out the window. He sees Anna, CJ and Eileen talking over at the picnic table and decides to make a mockery of their conversation, using a lame impression of Eileen's voice.

"Boy, we have so much in common. Would you rather... go on a date with Mordecai, or dare Mordecai to eat a sandwich in a portable toilet? Oh wow, both?! " He turns around to see Mordecai has finished the sandwich. He immediately goes back to using his normal voice. "Oh, you're done." He said. Mordecai swallows the last of the sandwich. "Easy peasy no big deezy!" He blows into the plastic bag that held Anna''s sandwich and pops it. Rigby hops down from his spot at the window.

"Great, let's get out of here." Rigby goes to open the door when he realizes that the handle is stuck. Rigby turns to his best friends. "It's stuck." He said, and (Y/n)'s eyes widen. "What?! Rigby, that's not funny." (Y/n) scolds. "Why would I joke about this; you know how I am with small spaces!" Rigby begins to panic and furiously jiggles the door handle. "Wait, is it actually locked?!" (Y/n) quickly tries to open it, but when it won't open, her heart drops. "It really won't open." She said. (Y/n) begins to pound on the door, then tries kicking it but all of her efforts seemed futile. "Come on, dudes. Try and calm down." Mordecai said. Rigby stops trying to open the door and (Y/n) starts taking deep breaths to try and calm herself. Rigby puts a hand to his head. "Okay, I'm trying. Caaaaaaalm." He said. "Good. Anna, CJ and Eileen are right out there. They'll come and get us any minute." Mordecai said.

Rigby has a blank expression on his face. "Rigby?" (Y/n) asked with concern. (Y/n) waves her right paw in front of Rigby's face multiple times. "Rigby?!" She asked. Rigby immediately begins to act hysterical. "We're gonna starve before they find us! Why'd you eat the whole sandwich? You should've saved some just in case!!" Rigby shouted. (Y/n) starts to hyperventilate. "(Y/n), try and calm down." Mordecai said.

"I'm calm, I'm calm..." she lied, starting to panic further. Rigby begins to screech and pound on the door violently, to which Mordecai just rolls his eyes. "Help! I'm trapped in here with a crazy person!" The portable toilet rocks back and forth as Rigby hits it, his screams audible to anyone nearby, causing (Y/n)'s panic levels to raise even more. Meanwhile, Anna, CJ and Eileen are engrossed in a deep conversation. "I think the character I love to hate the most is King Harry. He's such a pill." Eileen said. The girl trio look up as they hear a loud noise.

"Huh?" CJ asked. Rigby continues to pound on the door violently, and the girls walk over to the portable toilet. "Hey guys! How's it going in there?" CJ asked. "Well, things are going fine. The sandwich is done. But, uh, now it's kinda..." Mordecai said. "We're trapped! Get us out of here, please!" (Y/n) begged. "Oh, that's terrible." CJ said sarcastically, and Eileen and Anna snicker. "Do you need some...oh, what is the word I'm looking for?" Anna asked. "It's on the tip of my tongue. Help?" Eileen asked. "Oh, yeah...help or something?" CJ said.

"Yes! Could you please help us?" Rigby asked. "I guess we could try." CJ attempts to open the door. She pulls on the door's handle, but it refuses to open. "Oh. It really is stuck." She said, and Rigby begins to scream again. "What?!" Anna quickly grabs the handle, and tries to open it to no avail. "Oh no, oh no! What have I done?!" She asked. "Whoa, Anna, relax!" CJ said. "I knew I should've brought my key smith multi-tool today. Never doubt your gut, Eileen." Eileen scolds herself.

"There's some tools in the garage." Mordecai said. "All right. Hold tight. Don't run out of oxygen in there!" CJ said. The girls laugh and begin to walk away. "I get that you're joking, but actually, portable toilets are quite well-ventilated."   Eileen said. "This thing is brand-new. How did the handle get stuck like... wha...oh!" Mordecai pulls his hand back, revealing some kind of a brown sauce sticking to his fingers. "Ew! What is that stuff?!" (Y/n) said. "That's meatball gravy." Rigby said. "How did meatball gravy get on the doorknob, Rigby?"

Mordecai asked. "I was eating meatballs!" Rigby said. "You're not supposed to eat meatballs with your hands, dude." Mordecai said. "Yeah, dude, gross." (Y/n) crosses her arms. "Hands are nature's forks!" Rigby said. "Try the window or something." Mordecai said. Rigby jumps up to the window. "I can't even get my fingers through the holes. They're like tiny prison bars." Rigby said.

"All right. Option two: let's ram the door." (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby ram the door, which leads to them knocking over the portable toilet that they're in. A flowerpot hits Mordecai on the head and knocks him out. Muscle Man and High Five Ghost are walking in the park. "So, what are you doing tonight?" Muscle Man asked. "I got to house-sit my cousin's dog. What about you?" Fives asked. "That on-target 1.2 combination model's been singing my name all week." Muscle Man said. "Oh. They finally installed that new outhouse?" Fives asked. "Show some respect, bro. It's called a "portable toilet". Muscle Man said.

"Okay. Well, that sounds like fun. Have a good weekend." Fives said. "Oh, I will, bro. I will. I'm yours now, baby." Muscle Man sees the portable toilet knocked over. "What?! No! This is not okay." Muscle Man pulls out his cellphone and dials a number. "Yeah. It's Muscle Man. We got a code sixty seven over here." A helicopter comes in and replaces the knocked down portable toilet with a new one. "Make sure she gets a good home!" Muscle Man shouted. "She will! Decommissioned units get sent to the military for target practice." The pilot said.

"That's so honorable!" Muscle Man shouted. The helicopter flies off with the old portable toilet. Muscle Man now goes into the new portable toilet. Later, Anna, Eileen and CJ show up at the portable toilet. Eileen pulls out a hammer from the tool box and begins to bang it against the door's handle. "Alright...first, we'll test the..." The door opens, revealing Muscle Man to be in the portable toilet. He is wearing a bathrobe and is surrounded by candles. Relaxing music is heard playing in the background. "What the...?" Anna asked, totally confused and weirded out. "Eileen! Uh... Second girl. This is not awkward." His eyes widen at Anna. "Wait, who're you? You remind me so much of (Y/n)..." he said. "I'm her sister, Anna." She said, and his eyes widen. "Sister? (Y/n) has a sister? Oh no way, bro." Muscle Man said.

"She has two sisters, actually. But her other one isn't here right now." CJ said. Muscle Man sighs. "Listen, ladies, I know this model was voted throne of the year by Flush Twice Quarterly, but you're gonna have to wait your turn." He said. "(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby were locked in here. Do you know where they went?" CJ asked. "Uh... Okay. Yep. Well...this is awkward." Muscle Man said. The trio are still inside of the portable toilet, lying unconscious. Rigby's phone then begins to ring, causing him to wake up and answer it. "Hello?" He asked groggily. Anna is heard responding on the other end. "Where are you guys?" She asked. "Let me check." Rigby glances out of the window and begins to scream hysterically.

Anna backs away from the phone after hearing Rigby screech like a banshee. Eileen and CJ quietly listens in on the conversation. "Try and sit tight. Muscle Man is dealing with it. He says he knows a guy?" Anna asked. "That's our Muscle Man..." (Y/n) joked, trying to settle her nerves with humor but it wasn't working. Anna, CJ and Eileen turn to look at Muscle Man, who is pacing around in front of the new portable toilet. He is on his phone trying to get ahold of somebody, but to no avail. "Weak, I got the automated system." He starts pacing again as the electronic voice begins speaking.

"Or toilet replacement, press one." A voice said on the other line. "No. Undo replacement!" He continues to pace around angrily. "You have selected toilet replacement." The voice said. "NO!!" Muscle Man shouted, who was even angrier than before. He throws his free arm up in exasperation and indignantly shakes it at the sky. "This is your second replacement today." The voice replied. "Put me through to the MILITARY!" Muscle Man shouted heatedly. "Thank you for calling On-Target. Goodbye." A hang up sound is heard. Muscle Man throws his arms up, officially defeated. "Aaaaaaah! Ah!" He punches the new portable toilet in frustration. He then turns to look over at the girls. "It didn't work." Muscle Man said. "Where are you now?"

Anna asked. Mordecai is still unconscious, while (Y/n) clung to Rigby's right arm worriedly. "Uh..." He and (Y/n) crawl over to the window and nervously peer outside. "Uh...." He sees a bunch of craters in the ground below. "Oh god..." (Y/n) said. "It looks like the moon!" Rigby turns away dramatically. "A horrifying moon of death! Do you know where that is?" Rigby asked. "It's not a moon! It's a military base!" (Y/n) shouted frantically. "What?!" Rigby panicked.

A loud sound is heard, and the portable toilet shakes along with it. Mordecai finally wakes up, albeit in a very disoriented manner. "Huh? Whaaa?" He sits up. "What's happening?" He asked. All of a sudden, the portable toilet is flipped right-side up. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby cry out in surprise as they plummet to the bottom of the structure. Anna is looking at her phone in concern. Eileen and CJ rush over to see what's the matter. "Are you guys alright?" Anna asked. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are finally able to stand.

"I think we're landing!" Mordecai said. "It looks like..." Rigby said as the toilet lands among other toilets. "A State Fair." Rigby said, and (Y/n) face palms. "What? No, dude! It's a military base!" Mordecai shouted. "I already told him that!" (Y/n) shouted. "How should I know? I've never been to a military base!" Rigby shouted. "You've never been to a State Fair, either." (Y/n) said. "Uh-oh. Okay, ladies. Now don't go whacko on me, but sometimes, the military uses decommissioned toilets for target practice." Muscle Man said.

"What?!" Anna, CJ and Eileen asked. Back over to the military base, a sign says 'keep out', and a covert building is sitting atop a hill. In the inside of the building, a man furiously types away on a keyboard. Someone else is heard talking on the phone, as well. "Mmm...mmm, yes. Mhm, agreed." As the general is talking, another man  is viewing footage of the portable toilets. The man who was typing on his computer appears to be staring intently at a screen, as well.

The general has his back turned as he continues to speak on the phone. "Will do, sir." He hangs up the phone. "Begin test phase of the F29 disintegrator laser system." He said. One of the corporals swivels in his seat. "Permission to speak freely, sir?" He asked. "No." He replied. He turns towards the other corporal, who shifts in his seat as well. "Permission to speak freely, sir?" He asked. "Granted." He said. "Sir, why do we test the satellite laser on portable toilets, sir?" The man asked. The general turns to face the corpora.

"Why do we test on portable toilets?" He walks over to the corporal. "We need to be able to stop the enemies at a moment's notice. Enemies and portable toilets have two things in common: they're both soulless-" He gets up in the corporal's face. "And they're about the same size." He said. "Can never be too safe, sir." He replied. "You better believe it." The general begins walking away. "Now I do not feel like being intimidated today, so let's put some taxpayer money to good use! Begin laser sequence!"

Multiple buttons are pressed and switches are flipped. A lever is raised up, causing the satellite laser to power up. The general and Coperal #2 insert keys into the sockets. "3...2...1. Let's drop a laser-guided number two on this duke bucket." They turn the keys, and the satellite laser shines down on one of the portable toilets. It then shoots a laser at the toilet, obliterating it. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby witness this, and a shock wave rushes at them. "Hurry up and help us!" (Y/n) shouted. The shock wave passes through a tower.

"You guys gotta come quick! We're gonna die!" Mordecai shouted. The line cuts from the phone, causing them to lose the girls. "We lost them!" Anna shouted. A helicopter arrives and places a portable toilet near the other one. "I'll try and flag them down!" Eileen grabs flags from her toolbox and stands on top of one of the portable toilets to signal the pilot, who is reading a book and talking. She hops down from the portable toilet. "What's wrong?" CJ asked. "My signals aren't working!" Eileen shouted.

"No! Now what we do?" CJ asked. Anna turns furious. "This is terrible!" She shouted. "Try and keep calm." Eileen said. "Keep calm?! My sister and her friends are gonna get killed! And it's all because of some stupid dare which wasn't even clever!" She shouted. "Anna!" Eileen and CJ shouted. Eileen sees the first portable toilet being grabbed by the helicopter's claw. "Do you trust me?" Eileen asked. "Yeah." Anna said. "Would you rather: let (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby get killed, or jump into that portable toilet and rescue them?" Eileen asked. Anna takes a deep breath and calms herself. "That's easy."

The trio run into the portable toilet before it is carried away. Back at the military base, (Y/n) is trying to open the portable toilet's door. "I've been trying to open this for so long, I can't feel my arms!" (Y/n) shouted. "Thank you, Mordecai!" Rigby said mockingly. "Hey, you didn't have to close the door." He shot back, and (Y/n) groans. "Oh god, not now..." she said, knowing where this was going. "Don't put this on me, man! I'm not the one who flirts by taking toilet dares!" Rigby snapped. Mordecai shoves Rigby. "Quit it!" He shouted. (Y/n) shoves them both. "Both of you quit it!" She shouted. The trio start fighting. The helicopter taking the portable toilet lowers it to the ground, and Anna, Eileen and CJ run out, panting.

"Continue testing." The general said. Corporal #2 sees them on the screen. "Oh, no. Uh, permission to speak freely, sir?" He asked. "No." The general replied. "Permission to speak freely, sir?" Corporal #2 asked. "Granted." The general replied. "Didn't the president say to limit testing because each blast costs three billion dollars?" Corporal #2 asked. "The president's not my father! I'll blow up as many toilets as I like! Now, continue testing!" Corporal #2 nods and raises the lever.

"How much time do we have?" CJ asked. A laser blasts the toilet behind them. "Uh...None!" Eileen said. They jump out of the way. "They gotta be here somewhere. Come on!" Anna said. They start running. "We need to split up!" Eileen shouted, and they do. "(Y/n), Mordecai! Rigby!" CJ shouted. A toilet is blasted as she runs by. Eileen sees a rattling portable toilet. She opens it, but a random man runs out. "Thanks, lady!" Anna, Eileen and CJ meet up again. "Any luck?" Anna asked. "No." CJ said. Rigby and (Y/n) appear through a toilet behind them, and they smile. "We're right here!" Rigby shouted. "Help!" (Y/n) shouted.

(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby pound their bodies against the door. Anna, CJ and Eileen pull from the outside. "It's still stuck!" Eileen said. "Get the tools." CJ said. "Initiate humongous explosion signal." The general said. Multiple buttons are pressed and switches are flipped. Eileen grabs a crowbar from the toolbox and sticks it through the protable toilet door. Anna, CJ and Eileen pull.

A corporal smashes the glass to the "Humongous Explosion Primer" lever and moves it down. The laser satellite starts spinning. "We have to do it together!" Mordecai shouted. "On my mark." The general said. " 3...2...1!" Anna, CJ and Eileen pull the door open. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby come out just as the satellite shines down on the toilet. "Run!" (Y/n) shouted. They run as the satellite blasts the portable toilet. There is a bright explosion.

(Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Anna, Eileen and CJ are later wrapped up in blankets. "What were you kids thinking? You're lucky we saw your heat signatures so we could distinguish you from the debris." The general sad. "Sir, the president's on the line." Corporal #2 said. "Urgggh!" The general takes the phone. "Hello?" He asked. "Thanks for the rescue, guys." (Y/n) smiles at them. "Couldn't have done it without you." CJ said. "Yeah. You guys were hitting that door pretty hard. CJ jumped into a moving helicopter." Anna said. "Wow. Really?" Mordecai asked.

"Well, you know, more like a portable toilet being carried by a helicopter." CJ said. "True." Anna said. "Ain't no biggie." Eileen said. "We're not the ones getting stuck in portable toilets." CJ joked, and (Y/n) chuckled. "Whatever." She said. "Hey, Eileen, would you rather: sit here and be boring, or go play with that space laser?" Anna asked. Anna and Eileen lean in towards each other. "Space laser!" They said. They walk over to the two corporals. "Hey, can we try this thing out?" Anna asked. "Well, I don't see why not." One of them replied. "Wow, Anna's pretty cool." Rigby said. "Hah. Yeah. She is." Mordecai said. Anna, CJ, and Eileen, and the corporals laugh as they play with the space laser.