"WHOOO! Done!" Rigby reveals the bush to be square-shaped. "In your face, bush! Hmph! Hmph! Looks like you've got a waste to go there, you two!" Rigby said to his best friends. "Oh really?" (Y/n) asked with a smirk, and Rigby's jaw drops as he saw she was already done. "What the?! How do you get done so fast?!" Rigby asked, and she shrugs. He growls slightly, then turns smug again.

"Well at least I still beat you, Mordecai!" Rigby said. "Whatever. Not as much as Muscle Man over there." Muscle Man has a huge heap of a hedge to trim. "He barely touched that hedge." He replied. Muscle Man, obviously sad and depressed, tries to cut off a twig from the hedge, but lets go at the last moment and breaks down, crying. "Hey, Muscle Man, we got work to do, remember?" Muscle Man weeps again. (Y/n) walks over and notices. "Hey, are you okay?" She asked softly, reaching down to comfort him. He instantly flinches, then looks up to see her. "Oh, it's just you." He said.

"What's wrong?" (Y/n) asked him. "Dude, are you crying?" Rigby asked. "No! Crying's for ladies, like you! I don't cry!" Muscle Man shouted, and (Y/n) rolls her eyes from this. "Crying isn't for ladies, Muscle Man. Everybody cries at least once in their lives." (Y/n) explained. "No they don't! Just leave me alone!" He shouted, which startles her. Later in the shower, Muscle Man is sitting there, crying. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are knocking on his trailer, to no response. "Dude, he's been in there for hours." Rigby said. "Are you sure you're okay?" (Y/n) asked Muscle Man.

"Muscle Man. Muscle Man! Muscle Man, are you taking a shower so we can't see you crying?" Mordecai asked. "Dude, come on. I already told you there's no reason to be ashamed of this." (Y/n) said. "No! It's... it's just the sound of the water hitting the drain!" Muscle Man shouted. "Dude, what's wrong with him?" Mordecai asked. "I don't know. He wouldn't tell me." (Y/n) said. Hi Five Ghost approaches the trailer. "His girlfriend, Starla dumped him last night." He explained.

"What? Muscle Man had a girlfriend? I wonder who had more junk in the trunk." Rigby said, and (Y/n) slaps him. "Ow!" Rigby glares at her. "Muscle Man, just come out. We can talk about it if you want." (Y/n) offers. "No! I don't talk about my feelings with anyone! Leave me alone!" He shouted, and (Y/n) sighs. "No use, man. Let's let Benson deal with him." Rigby said. Outside Skips' garage. Benson is talking to the trio. "So it's come to my attention that Muscle Man's been dumped. And he can't do his job because, I don't know, he's sad or something. So guess what? You two clowns and you (Y/n) are gonna pick up his work for today!" Benson said.

"Aw, what? I'm always sad." Mordecai said. "I'm sad right now." Rigby said. "Can we get time off too?" Mordecai asked, and (Y/n) rolls her eyes. "File a request with human resources." Benson said. "OK, who's the HR guy?" Rigby asked. "Who do you think?" (Y/n) asked. "So... can we?" Mordecai asked. "No. OK, let's see what we got here..." Benson said. Task Number One: Dig out the rotting stumps from the picnic area. Watch out for hornets' nests." The trio are wrenching out a stump when a nest of hornets attacks them. "Task Number Two: that guy who thinks he's a knight is back."

Brandishing shovels, the trio are avoiding trash thrown by the knight. "He's built a castle out of old mattresses at the creek. Get him out of there! And finally, there's the daily maintenance of the park rock garden." The trio are standing on tiny stumps in a manicured sand box, sweeping it carefully. "Augh! This is impossible!" Rigby shouted. "Who knew Muscle Man was responsible for so much stuff?" (Y/n) asked. "We gotta convince him to start working again." Mordecai said.

"Yeah! Why should we do his work?" Rigby asked. "Alright, let's do it." The trio jump off the stumps and walk off the sand. "I won't miss this job. Raking that sand took..." Rigby said. They look back and see their hard work ruined by their footprints. "Nooooo!" At the kitchen in the park house, Muscle Man is at the table eating Muscle Maker 3000 straight out of the jar with a spoon when the trio enter. "Dude, you gotta snap out of it. Benson is making us do all your work!" Mordecai said. "I can't work. I'm busy stuffing my face hole!" He shouted back. "Look, I know you're upset, but you gotta move on." (Y/n) said softly.

"I'm not upset! I'm... I'm..." Muscle Man breaks down in tears, which soon become high-pitched wails. The trio watch with eyebrows raised before (Y/n) places a hand on Muscle Man's shoulder to comfort him. "Come on, dude. There's plenty of fish in the sea." She said. Muscle Man gets up and follows them from the room. All of them go to the grocery store. "Alright, Muscle Man.

Grocery stores have tons of available women." Mordecai said. "I don't know, Mordecai. None of these ladies are as hot as Starla." He replied. "Dude, man up! Check this out: that girl is single." A pretty young woman is pushing a shopping cart nearby. "How can you tell?" Muscle Man asked. "Check out her cart. American cheese singles, a single serving of soup, and who buys one banana? And I don't see a ring on that finger. So what are you waiting for? Go get her!" (Y/n) said. Muscle Man approaches the young woman.

"Uh, hey, you're a chick. I was wondering if you wanted to... I can't do this! " Muscle Man rips open his shirt to reveal a STARLA tattoo across his chest. "This heart beats for another!" Muscle Man falls to the floor and sobs. "Starlaaaaa!" "Oh boy..." (Y/n) said. Later on Muscle Man is sitting naked in the shower, crying, as the trio knock on his trailer door again. "Muscle Man. Muscle Man!" (Y/n) shouted. "He's never going to come out. There's no way we can help him." Rigby said. Hi Five Ghost appears at their side. "There is one way. We gotta get him back together with Starla." He said. The trio and Hi Five Ghost are later outside Icy Hot Jewelry & Apparel.

"You sure this is where she works?" Mordecai asked. Hi Five Ghost nods and they go inside. The store is filled with girls' t-shirts, earrings, and other accessories. "Ugh! Everything is all glittery and girl- oof!" Not watching where he's going, Rigby walks straight into Starla's boobs and screams in horror. "Can I help you lady and gentlemen?" She asked. "Uh, do you know a guy by the name of Muscle Man? Big guy, 'bout your build?" (Y/n) asked. "Yeah, I know him. I dumped that loser." Starla said. "Yeah, well, he's pretty miserable without you. You should give him another chance." Mordecai said. "Hah! I'm not getting back together with him.

That's over now." She walks away, but Mordecai looks determined and follows. "Look, I know how Muscle Man can be. He's annoying, he smells, and he pretty much has no common decency for others, but he's still human, and he has feelings. We all do. We're just fragile beings looking for someone to share something with. To laugh with. To love." Mordecai said. Starla looks mesmerized and sees Mordecai, looking extra-handsome, in a field of stars, ignoring what he's saying, until...

"... and that's why I think you should get back together with Muscle Man. Well, I guess we'll be going." Mordecai said. The quartet start to leave, but Starla chases and grabs Mordecai's hand. "Wait! You. You had such a way with words. Muscle Man never talked to me that way. He didn't like talking about his feelings. But you? You're different." Mordecai struggles to release his hand.

"Oh... Will you excuse us for a minute?" The quartet go outside the store. "Aw, sick!" Mordecai said, and (Y/n) snickers. "I think somebody's in love." She sung playfully, talking about Starla. "It's not funny, (Y/n)!" Mordecai snapped. "But she's right, though! She liked you, she liked you!" Rigby said. "Dude, shut up!" Mordecai said. "Dude, you should totally go out with her!" Rigby said. "WHAT?!" (Y/n) asked. "Are you serious? I'd rather do Muscle Man's work than date her." Mordecai said. "Dude, if you just play along with it, you can dump her. Then, she'll go running back to Muscle Man for sure." Rigby said. "Are you sure about that?

What if instead she just wants Mordecai even more after that?" (Y/n) asked. "Trust me, (Y/n). This'll work." Rigby said. "Augh! Alright, one date." Mordecai said. Starla rubs her face and body on the store window, much to Mordecai's disgust, and (Y/n) snickers, causing him to glare at her. "Better make it three or four just to make sure the dumping takes full effect." Rigby saiid. "Augh! Fine." Mordecai goes back inside. "Uh, do you wanna, um, you know, eugh, go...out?" He asked her.

Starla throws herself at Mordecai. "Yes!" Starla hugs him tightly and he gasps. Starla and Mordecai enjoy tacos from the Taco'Clock truck, Starla gets taco all over her face then accidentally spits it at Mordecai. Later the trio are working at the snack bar as Starla bicycles past and blows a kiss, which Mordecai ducks to avoid. Mordecai and Starla attend a baseball game, and as Mordecai tries not to be seen, Starla munches on a turkey leg, before the two of them appear on 'kiss-o-vision on the Jumbotron. Starla tried to kiss Mordecai as he fights her off. At the beach, Starla asks Mordecai to rub lotion on her back and rolls over onto her front.

Mordecai sees three names on her back tattooed but scored out: Muscle Man, Steve, and Muscle Man. A fourth name isn't scored out: Mordecai. He runs away. Later the trio are at the Coffee Shop. "So did you dump her yet?" (Y/n) asked. "No." Mordecai said. "Come on, man! Get it over with! I don't wanna do Muscle Man's work anymore. I'm exhausted!" Rigby said. "Me too." (Y/n) said. "I know, I know. I'll dump her." Inside the coffee shop, Mordecai and Starla are eating pie.

Starla has a dreamy look in her eyes while Mordecai looks disgusted. Starla licks her lips suggestively, causing Mordecai to choke slightly and drop his fork. "Look, we gotta talk." He said. She gasps. "You got some pie on your lip. I'll get it off!" Starla dives across the table and kisses Mordecai in the beak. "Augh, get off of me!" Mordecai pushes Starla away. "What's wrong, dumplin'?" She asked. "I'll tell you what's wrong. I don't like you. ("like you" echoes four times) I don't think we should see each other anymore." Mordecai gets up and walks out, while Starla sinks onto her stool, depressed. "Dumped?" (Y/n) asked. "Dumped." Mordecai replied. "How'd she take it?" Rigby asked. "Mmm, she took it well." He replied.

A table launches through the glass window of the coffee shop, sending the trio scattering. An explosion soon follows, and from the wreckage comes a huge, monster version of Starla with bloodshot eyes. It lets out a blood-curdling roar. The trio run to the golf cart. (Y/n) tries to get it to start. "Come on! Come on, come on!" She shouted. Starla catches up to the cart and grabs onto the back of it just as (Y/n) gets the ignition started. "Go! Go!" Rigby shouted. The cart weaves down the street as Starla tries to climb to the front. "Hold on, guys!" (Y/n) shouted.

(Y/n) makes a quick turn and Starla is thrown back onto the road. "Yeah, we did it! She just got tr-rashed!" Rigby said. Starla appears in the side mirror, catching up quickly on foot. "Oh no! Go faster! Let's go faster! Step on it!" Rigby shouted at (Y/n). Starla barges the cart repeatedly but loses pace as they all enter the park. Here Starla grows to several times her usual height and stamps on the ground, causing ruptures to appear. The cart tumbles down into a pit of lava, with the trio just leaping from it in the nick of time. Starla follows again,

punching the ground to cause another earthquake and destroying dozens of trees. She also destroys the mattress fort down by the creek, causing the man who thinks he's a knight to open a portal to another dimension and escape. Meanwhile the chase continues through the park, destroying the fountain, as the trio take refuge behind the circus tent. "Look out!" Rigby shouted. A tree, thrown by Starla, nearly hits the trio, crushing the tent extension building instead as the trio escape. Starla keeps on throwing trees as a helicopter appears.

"We're live at the park, where reports of a crazed woman on a rampage..." Starla launches a boulder at the helicopter. The reporter screams as the helicopter catches fire and plummets to the ground, killing him. The trio have made it to Muscle Man's trailer, where they pound the door. "Muscle Man! Your ex's gone crazy and she's wrecking up the park!" (Y/n) shouted. Muscle Man is naked in the shower again. "Huh?!" He asked. "Dude, you have to talk to her!" Mordecai shouted.

An approaching figure appears over the trio's heads as they gasp in horror. It's Starla, dive-bombing the trailer. The trio dive out of the way just in time. Starla chases them on. Muscle Man, wrapped in a towel, emerges from the trailer bathroom to find his home ripped in half. "Starla?" The trio are inside blocking the door as Starla tries to batter the door down with a streetlight post. "I guess this is it." (Y/n) said. The door comes crashing in and the trio hit the floor. Starla's eyes are glowing red with fury. "Mordecai!" She shouted. Mordecai moans in fear,

and (Y/n) quickly steps in front of him protectively. "Don't touch him, Starla!" She growls angrily, with her friends looking at her in shock and the two girls send each other death glares, then Muscle Man appears through the hole where the door used to be. "Babe! I can't stand to see you like this. You gotta stop!" Starla groans angrily in response. "Oh... I guess I'll just go." He replied. "Dude, Muscle Man! She's right there! Say something to her!" (Y/n) shouted furiously. "I think you're foxy when you break things." He mumbles. Starla groans angrily again.

"No! From here." (Y/n) points to her heart, and he sighs. "Starla?" He asked. Starla turns around to face Muscle Man. "I can understand you're upset. When I look at you, I think of someone I know. Someone who is fragile and vulnerable deep down. Someone who has feelings. That someone is me. Mitch Sorenstein." Muscle Man said. "Huh?" She asked, and Rigby chuckles. "His name's Mitch?" And (Y/n) hits him again. "Ow!" "I've been so upset since you left me, baby.

You're the light of my life. The fire that burns in my heart. The one. Starla. Will you be my Muscle Woman?" Muscle Man asked. "Mitch...? Oh, Mitch!" Starla said. "Starla!" Starla and Muscle Man run to each other in slow-motion. "Miiiiitch!" "Staaaarlaaaa!" "They need professional help." (Y/n) said, watching awkwardly. The couple collide into each other in a sea of flab, and we are treated to a close-up of their french kissing. "Aw, sick!" The trio said in disgust.

"Aw, Mitch! I've never heard you talk about your feelings before!" Starla said. "You know who else doesn't like to talk about her feelings? My Mom!" Starla laughs. "Oh, Mitch! You have the best sense of humor." Starla jumps into Muscle Man's arms, and he carries her down the stairs away from the house. "Aw yeah, baby. You know I love it when you destroy property." They kiss again. "As much as I wanna vomit right now, those two were made for one another." Mordecai said. "They are kinda perfect for each other in a gross kinda way." (Y/n) agreed. "This was the most disturbing day of my life." Rigby said. "Same." (Y/n) said. "Yeah. Maybe we should have just done Muscle Man's chores." Mordecai said.