Journey to the Bottom of the Crash Pit
The park gang are all having a meeting. "Alright listen up, we've gotten some complaints about the huge sinkhole in the park." Benson said. "Sinkhole? You mean the Crash Pit?" (Y/n) asked. "You're talking smack about the Crash Pit, bro?" Muscle Man asked. "Yes. It's a potential liability and we're not properly insured for it. It has to be filled immediately." Benson said. "Aw, what?" Mordecai and Muscle Man asked.
"Aw, no way!" Rigby said. "Come on, Benson, you can't!" (Y/n) begged. "Can't we just put up more warning signs or something?" Rigby asked. "No! A thing called a "Crash Pit" shouldn't even be at the park in the first place." Benson said. "What if we call it a "small hole"?" Rigby asked. "JUST FILL IT UP BY THE END OF THE DAY OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!" Benson shouted. The group are later holding two shovels and looking down at the Crash Pit sadly. "Man, I'm sure gonna miss this old Crash Pit." Mordecai said. "Yeah, bro, we had a lot of good times here." Muscle Man said. "Yeah, this isn't fair." (Y/n) said.
~Flashbacks~
Mordecai is driving a bus with (Y/n), Rigby, Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost, the gang bailed out of the bus, the bus goes down to the Crash Pit and explodes and people cheer, and the gang shake all of the sodas and put them into an old car, the car goes down the Crash Pit, exploding, soda drops started to come out and the gang are tasting the soda drops.
~Present~
"Hmm, good times." Mordecai said. "You thinking what I'm thinking?" Muscle Man asked. "One last crash?" (Y/n) asked. "One last crash in the Crash Pit!" Mordecai said. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Everyone shouted. Muscle Man presents a busted-up car to his friends. He also shows expired fireworks. And Muscle Man has a camera with a protective case in hand. "Ahh. Old Toluca. This baby got me around all through high school. I've been saving her for a moment like this. You got the camera, Fives?" Muscle Man asked. "Yeah. I rented it from the park
A/V with this protective cage, too." Fives said. "Nice. Gotta play it safe. Now to throw these expired fireworks into the trunk." Muscle Man puts the fireworks in Old Toluca's trunk. "Gotta send this puppy off with a bang!" The four guys get in Old Toluca with the camera, and Muscle Man starts the stunt making road donuts. "Savage! Savage! Savage! Whoo Whoo Whoo!" Now they're driving straight to the Crash Pit. "Dude, roll the camera! Roll the camera!" Mordecai said. Rigby powers on the camera. "It's rolling! It's rolling!" Mordecai takes the camera and points it to himself. "Ok, let me see, let me see. This is Mordo coming to you live for one last crash in the Crash Pit."
He points the camera to Fives and Muscle Man. "Any final thoughts, Muscle Man?" Mordecai asked. "Savage! Savage! Savage!" Muscle Man shouted. Mordecai points the camera to (Y/n). "Uh, I think we're getting too close, guys." She said. Mordecai points it to the Crash Pit. "Don't bail on us now, (Y/n). This is history in the making." Mordecai said. "No, seriously! I think we should get out now!" She shouted. "(Y/n), don't bail! Don't bail!" Mordecai said. "DAAWHAHAAHAHAAAAAHH!!!!!" (Y/n) shrieks, she rolls out first, and Rigby quickly jumps out after her. Muscle Man, Fives, and Mordecai laugh. "All right, let's go let's go!!" Fives flies out of the car, Muscle Man and Mordecai roll out. The car heads straight to the Crash Pit.
The car explodes with smoke and firework sparks coming out of the hole. "Whoo-hoo!!!!!" Everyone cheered. "Best last Crash Pit ever!" Muscle Man high fives Hi Five Ghost. "And we got it on tape!" Mordecai said. "Yea-yea-yea-yea!" (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby said. "Wait, where's the camera?" (Y/n) asked. One firework spark comes out of the hole. "Oh, no bro!" Muscle Man said.
"Oh man, we've just destroyed the park camera!" Mordecai said. "Benson's gonna kill us!" Rigby shouted. "Whoa, whoa, it's OK, guys, that protective cage probably kept the camera safe." Fives said. "Well, I'm not going down into some pit to get a cruddy rental camera back that's crazy!" Rigby said. "Rigby, chill we can probably just replace it. How much can an old camera cost anyway?" (Y/n) asked. They visit Thomas who's working at a device storage. "Let's see it's 5000 dollars." Thomas said. "What?!" (Y/n) asked. "Aw, man." Mordecai, Muscle Man, and Hi-Five Ghost said. "How can it be so much?" (Y/n) asked. "It's the Vidmax Ultra-Res 30500, you can't get that clarity on VHS anymore, it's a collector's item." Thomas said.
"We can't afford that!" Rigby shouted. "Why, did something happen to it?" Thomas asked. "No." Muscle Man lied. "'Cause Benson reserved it to film his parents' wedding vow renewal tomorrow. If you guys lost that camera, he'll probably fire you." Thomas said, and (Y/n)'s eyes widen and she gulps. "Nothing happened to it, stop prying into our affairs, Thomas! Huddle." Muscle Man said, and everyone huddles. "We have to get that camera back." He said.
"Way to state the obvious!" (Y/n) snapped. "(Y/n)!" Rigby shouted, glaring at her. "Sorry, sorry." She said. "But how? The Crash Pit goes down forever." Fives said. "We have no choice, it's either go into the pit or lose our jobs?" Mordecai asked. "Hey Thomas, where can we rent some climbing gear?" (Y/n) asked. "You're in luck. I know a guy in the Rock Climbing Department." Thomas said. The gang go to the Rock Climbing Department and Thomas puts on a hat. "How can I help you guys?" He asked. "Ugh..." the guys groan, but (Y/n) snickers at his lame joke. The gang begins their mission. Fives ties one end of a rope to a tree, and the others put their belts on.
"Fives, cinch me!" Fives does as told, and Muscle Man grunts. Rigby throws the other end of the rope into the Crash Pit, and Muscle Man, (Y/n), Rigby, and Mordecai put the rope onto the belt hangers. The team climb down to the bottom of the giant hole. "Bottomless pit not so bottomless." (Y/n) said. "YEAH! Take this, Crash Pit!" Rigby tries to grip on the exit of the hole with two fingers. "Oh no, stop crushing me!" He said. "Bros, check it out." Muscle Man said. "Whoaaaaa!" (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby said. The gang marvel at a junk yard made up of cars they threw in over the years. "It's like a crash museum." Mordecai said. "It's glorious!" Fives said.
"Hey Muscle Man, there's your old summer home!" Rigby said. A white camper is shown, followed by a green car. "Casa del Sorenstein. Oh, and my old buddy the War Admiral!" He sits on the War Admiral's front seat and butt grooves on it. "Gross dude." (Y/n) said. "Still got it. Hey, I wonder...?" He opens the compartment to find a bag of beef jerky. "Bonus!" Fives found Old Toluca.
"Hey, guys, I found the car!" The others go over to the car, and Muscle Man pulls out the cage used to protect the camera now busted up. "Protective cage my butt." Muscle Man said. "Where's the camera?" Rigby asked. "I don't know. It wasn't in the car." Muscle Man said. A devilish laughter is echoed from a tunnel opening. "What was THAT?!" Rigby asked. More laughter is heard. And the gang notice footprints that go into the tunnel. "Someone's in there." (Y/n) said. "Aw, no way, man! This is freaking me out!" Rigby shouted. "Rigby chill, our camera could be in there." (Y/n) said. "I'm not crawling into some dark hole!" Rigby shouted. "YOU'RE a dark hole!!!" Muscle Man shouted.
"Look, when Benson sees we haven't filled up this pit, he's gonna do it himself. And I don't wanna be down here when that happens. So let's just go get the camera and get out of here." (Y/n) said. Mordecai turns on a flashlight and walks into a tunnel with Muscle Man and Fives. Rigby reluctantly follows. "UGH! Fine." Pops and Benson approach the hole. "RAAAAARGH! Why do I even bother?! I can't trust those guys to do the simplest task! Not even with (Y/n) around!"
Benson shouted. "Well, this hole is rather big, Benson." Pops defended. "Oh, how hard can it be?" Benson walks up to a shovel on a dirt pile and throws some dirt into the Crash Pit. Realizing how deep it is, he takes out his walkie-talkie. "Skips, Plan B." The gang approach the end of the tunnel. "Aw, man. Dead end." Mordecai said. "Well, we tried. Let's go back." Rigby said. "Rigby, come on." (Y/n) said. "No, Rigby. We can't leave without the camera." Mordecai said. "Dudes, forget this. The camera's gone and we're running out of time. Benson's probably gonna fill up the hole before we even get back, then we'll be trapped!" Rigby shouted, and (Y/n)'s eyes widen. "Easy, bros! The dark is messing with your head. Now just calm down." Muscle Man said. "Don't touch me! I can't breathe!
Dark spaces! Need air!" Rigby shouted. (Y/n) quickly grabs Rigby, trying to calm him down. "Rigby, rigby! Calm down! We're not trapped right now!" She shouted. Rigby calms his breathing a little. That's when they heard a familiar shriek. "DAAWIHHHHAHAIAHAHAAAAAHH!!!!!" Muscle Man laughs. "That sound never gets old." He said. "That wasn't me." Rigby said. The sound came again. "DAAWIHHHHAHAIAHAHAAAAAHH!!!!!" "Wait, hold on. That's you (Y/n), but... on the camera." Mordecai said. He approaches the wall and hears (Y/n)s high pitched, hilarious scream. Some voices cackle to the scream.
"Whoa! Gnarly, bro!" Muscle Man said. "The camera's gotta be on the other side." Mordecai finds a shift gear installed to the wall. "It looks like a stick shift." Mordecai pulls it down to D and the rocks that form the wall come off to reveal a garage gate. It opens and the guys go in as (Y/n)'s scream gets closer and the cackling gets louder. "This way." He said. The gang hides behind some barrels and notice a group of talking creatures holding onto the camera laughing to (Y/n)'s scream.
The gang gasps. "DAAWIHHHHAHAIAHAHAAAAAHH!!!!" The creatures called the Carlocks laughed. "I've never seen such cowardice." One of them said. "Her scream is that of a tiny baby." Another said. "Hey, I'm no baby!" (Y/n) shouted angrily. "(Y/n)!" Mordecai scolded. The Carlocks realized that the gang are behind the barrels. "Intruders!" Two Carlocks grabbed and shoved Mordecai and Muscle Man. "Mordecai!" (Y/n) shouted worriedly. "Who are you guys?" Rigby asked.
"We are the Carlocks, the first and the last of our mighty underground race. Why have you disturbed our realm?" The king said. "We don't want any trouble, we just want our camera back." (Y/n) said. "Cam-er-a?" You mean this moving-picture machine? Nonsense. It was a gift from the Sky People." The Carlock King said. "Sky People?" Muscle Man asked. "You mean us?" (Y/n) asked. "The great ones above who stow upon us the meaning of our very survival: our homes, our clothes, the occasional bag of beef jerky.
For decades we lived with this as our only form of entertainment." The Carlock King said. Carlock 2 holds a toilet plunger with a rope on it. "It was a ball and cup, but we ate the ball." He said. "With this camera, we have been given the greatest gift of all: Laughter." The Carlock King said. "Dude, there are no Sky People. That was just us messing around. You're living in a bunch of cruddy old cars we've crashed." (Y/n) said. "Look, we need that camera back or else we'll get fired. Just give it to us and then we'll get out of here." Mordecai said.
"Perhaps we should listen to them my lord. Clearly that one is the screaming little girl on the device." Carlock 2 said. "Enough! The device stays with us. Now be gone, the best part's coming up." The king replied. "DAAWIHHHHAHAIAHAHAAAAAHH!!!!!" Carlocks laughed which made (Y/n) get mad. "It's not funny!" She snapped, and Rigby giggles. "It actually kinda is..." and (Y/n) slaps him. "Ow!" (Y/n) then charges for the king, he drops the camera, and (Y/n) grabs it as the king gets an accidental punch. "Run!" (Y/n) shouted.
She and the guys bolt it as the Carlocks chase them growling. "Quick, into the car!" Mordecai shouted. Two of the Carlocks are trying to stop them. "Start the car! Start the car!" Rigby shouted. "I'm starting it!" Muscle Man shouted. A Carlock smashes the window. "DAAAAH!!!" Rigby shouted. Rigby uses the flashlight on the Carlocks to hold them back. Muscle Man finally starts the car and the gang drive off. "After them!!" The 6 Carlocks split into pairs, and they chase the gang with three cars. "Hold on...!" Mordecai crashes through the hideout entrance and the Carlocks keep pursuing them. Carlock #2 jumps from Carlock #1's car onto the gang's car.
"AAAAH!!" The gang screams. Mordecai pushes him of the car and back onto Carlock #1's car. Carlock #1 loses his sight and he, Carlcock #2, and their car drive off the road and into a void, assumingely dying in the fall. "We got 'em!" Rigby said. "Hm hm. Carlocks? More like "Drive-Off-The-Road locks"!" (Y/n) said. "WHOAAAA- AAH!!!" (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby shouted. Two other Carlocks repeatedly bumped into the gangs' car. "AAAAAAAHHHHH!!" They shouted.
Benson and Pops are standing and Thomas is using an excavator. "Alright, let's hurry it up. The sooner this hole gets filled, the less likely we'll get hit with the lawsuit." Benson takes out his walkie-talkie. "Skips, you got the truck?" He asked. Skips is riding a truck full of dirt. "Yep." He said. "Good, 'cause I don't think Thomas is licensed to use an excavator." Benson said. "Uhhh... Ohh..." Thomas drops the dirt into the Pit. The Carlocks are still chasing after the gang. "Uh, dudes, how do we get out?" Rigby asked. "I don't know." Mordecai said. The dirt lands on the bottom of the Pit. The gang gasps. "Wait, don't fill it up, yet!" (Y/n) shouted desperately.
"Hold on." Mordecai floors the pump to speed up. "Dude?" Rigby asked. The gang are driving on the right side of the pit. "AAAAAAAHHHHH!!" The gang screamed. Thomas drops down more dirt which the dirt landed on two Carlocks' car and exploded them. The last two Carlocks are driving after them. "Almost there!" Mordecai shouted. The Carlock King jumps to the car to the open window. "Give us back the funny!" He shouted. He and (Y/n) are struggling for the camera. "It's not funny!" She shouted. "Dump it!" Benson shouted. Skips drops down a lot of dirt which made the Carlock and the car fall down and got crushed by tons of dirt.
Now rocks are falling down. Muscle Man punched the Carlock King's face. "We're almost out!" Mordecai shouted. They're almost out of the Crash Pit. "Hang on tight!" Mordecai drives faster which made it knock off the king. The gang drive out of the Pit. "Huh?" Skips asked. The gang are falling down. "AAAAAAAHHHHH!!" The car lands on the ground twice and the last amount of dirt stars to fall. "NOOOO-" The king got hit by tons of dirt. The gang moan as they got out of the totaled car and the gang is hurt. Benson, Skips, and Thomas walk up to the gang. "(Y/n)!" Thomas quickly runs over to her to help her up. "Are you okay?" He asked. "I'm fine..." she said. "We did it..." Mordecai said. (Y/n) gives the camera to Thomas, who gives it to Benson.
"Did you guys just risk your lives to go get this camera?" Benson asked, with a slight tone of astonishment. "Well, yeah it was park property and we couldn't replace it." (Y/n) said. "We know you needed it for your parents' wedding thing tomorrow." Rigby said. "Oh, well thank you. Maybe now, my dad will stop yelling at me." Benson said. The Crash Pit is now filled. "Goodbye, sweet Crash Pit..." Muscle Man said sadly. (Y/n) puts a paw on his right shoulder for comfort. "Don't worry, Muscle Man."
Mordecai picks up a video tape. "I know what will make you feel better." Later the gang are watching the video footage. "DAAWHAHAAHAHAAAAAHH!!!!!" (Y/n)'s shriek came again and the guys laughed except (Y/n). She even heard Thomas giggling. "Not you too!" She said. "Oh come on, it was funny!" He said. "That did the trick, totally worth it." Muscle Man said. "Good thing we never have to go down there again." (Y/n) pouted. "Uhh, hey where's the climbing gear you guys checked out?" Thomas asked, and the gang is shocked. "Oh shi-"
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