Guitar of Rock
(Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and Benson are at the door of Mr. Maellard's house. Benson knocks on the door. "Hello, Mr. Maellard! Huh, looks like he's not home. Help me bring these boxes inside, but don't touch anything or you're both fired." Benson said. "Ok, ok." Mordecai said. Benson pushes the doors open and enters Mr Maellard's house with (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby following from behind. "Man, what's in these boxes, rocks?" (Y/n) asked as carries one. "Yeah, this stuff is heavy." Rigby said.
"Whatever it is, I'm sure its incredibly expensive, so be careful." Benson said. Rigby places the box on the floor and wipes off sweat from his head. "Phew! I wonder where the pool is?" He asked. (Y/n), Rigby and Mordecai push a door open and enter a room with a lot of prized artifacts and other interesting objects. "Wooahhhhh..." the trio said. In front of Mordecai and Rigby is a giant flat screen T.V. with an image of a dollar sign zooming up and down the screen. "That's the flattest flat screen I've ever seen." Mordecai said, and (Y/n) giggles. "Well he is rich Mordo, what did you except?" She asked playfully, and he playfully rolls his eyes.
Rigby pushes a button on the wall and the flat screen drops downwards, revealing a large aquarium containing an octopus, a whale and three other fish. "Hey Rigby, what do you call a fish with no eyes?" (Y/n) asked, and he turns to her. "A fsh!" She joked, and Rigby snickers. "Gee, great joke, (Y/n)." He said sarcastically, "Arrgh!" Benson yells at Rigby for touching the stuff. "Quit snooping around you two! Get upstairs and put those boxes away so we can leave before you two destroy the place." Benson said.
"Fine, fine." (Y/n) said. Some classical music starts playing as Rigby puts a box down and leaves the room, and soon Mordecai leaves the room as well. Benson is left to pick up Rigby's box. Then through the open doors of another room (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and Benson walk past the room carrying boxes.
However, Benson takes a few steps backwards, and looks into the room he had just walked past. There are several collectors items in there, such as a pharaoh's head, a sports car, an old classic car, a tyrannosaurus rex bone model and a bronze statue. "Woah." Benson walks towards a glass cabinet holding a white guitar. "Is that a signed Bruce rock guitar?" He looks at his reflection in the glass cabinet, and has a flashback. As a teenager he is being held up by a crowd that is cheering at a Bruce Rock concert that he had went to when he was younger.
"Are you ready to get rocked?!" Then Benson stands up in what looks like a black mustang, with his friend driving. They appear to be following the Bruce Rock tour Bus. It then shows a map of America where Bruce Rock went to different concerts. Then Bruce Rock is shown performing, and Benson is in the audience smiling, until he views his own reflection again and comes back to reality. He pauses and thinks for a second before opening the glass cabinet and taking out the signed Bruce Rock guitar. He puts the shoulder strap over his shoulder and strums the guitar.
"Hahahahahahahah!" He looks around to make sure no one is watching him. "Yeahhhh!" He strums the guitar like he is a rock star. "Wooohoooo! Are you ready to get rocked?!" Benson gets so excited, he jumps into the air with glee. However, when he does this, he accidentally ends up breaking the guitar by smashing the top part of it against the bronze statue. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby then enter the room. "Benson, we're finished, we can-" Rigby began. "Woah!" Benson is standing there with the broken Bruce Rock guitar, with a shocked look on his face. "What the hey hey Benson, what happened to not touching anything?" (Y/n) scolded.
"I... I don't know! I got carried away. This guitar is worth more than my life! Maellard is going to fire me for sure if he doesn't kill me first!" Benson said. "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Calm down, Benson. Maybe we can fix this." (Y/n) said. "Yeah, it might not be so bad. Maybe we can find some glue and..." Mordecai said. Benson lets out a loud cry. "Arghhhaarrghhh! I'm ruined! There's no way I can..." Benson looks up in realization. "Wait! You three! You can help me." Benson said. "Uh, we can?" Rigby asked. "You guys are always wrecking stuff and getting away with it; you're practically experts!"
Benson said. Mordecai looks down at Rigby and (Y/n) and then back up at Benson. "Hm, we're totally experts. Don't worry, Benson, we can help you fix this." He said. "You can?" Benson asked. "Sure! All we gotta do is get another signed Bruce Rock guitar, and then we'll sneak it in here before Maellard realizes anything's wrong.
Don't worry, dude, with our help, you're not gonna get fired." Mordecai said. "You make it sound as easy as pie." (Y/n) said, worried that it might not be as easy as he's leading it on to be. "That's because (Y/n), it is." Mordecai said. "Are you sure? Do you even know where he is? Or how to get tickets for his next concert? Or if he's still even wiling to sign any instruments?" (Y/n) asked skeptically, and Rigby scoffs at this. "It can't be that hard, all we need is a computer." Rigby said.
Later (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson are in the computer room, using the computer to find out if there are any Bruce Rock tickets online. Mordecai is typing on the computer with (Y/n), Rigby and Benson sitting beside him. "Alright. The way I see it, Bruce Rock is always on tour, right?" Mordecai asked. "Yeah." Benson said. "Well then the best way to see him is to go to his next concert, and then just go up to him and ask for another autographed guitar." Rigby said.
"If he'll allow that." (Y/n) said, and Rigby elbowed her slightly for that. "Ow!" She rubs her arm. "Oh, hey, what do you know? He's playing tonight." Mordecai said. "Wow, really?" (Y/n) asked in surprise as she looks at the computer. "Are you serious? He's in town? That's amazing!" Benson laughs. "Man, you guys really are good." Benson said. "Hehehe, yeah." The duo said. "Let's buy the tickets." (Y/n) said. Mordecai tries to buy the tickets, but a message pops up saying that they're sold out. "Aw man, it's sold out!" Rigby said. "Oh no! I'm gonna get fired and lose all of my retirement benefits! Oh man, oh man!" Benson shouted. "Benson, try and relax." (Y/n) said, putting a paw on his shoulder for comfort.
"Yeah, the first plan never works." Rigby said. (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson decide to go to Muscle Man, who appears to be welding something. Muscle Man turns around and lifts his face protection mask. "Talk to me." He said. "Benson broke Maellard's guitar that was signed by Bruce Rock..." (Y/n) explained. "Ah! Say no more bro, I'll give my buddy Ronnie a call, he'll take care of it for you." Muscle Man said. "Who's Ronnie?" Rigby asked. "Probably one of his 'I know a guy' friends." (Y/n) said, and Muscle Man snickers. "Yup, he's one of Bruce Rocks roadies; he can totally get Benson another signed guitar." He replied. "Nice." Benson said. "Hmhmhmhmhm!" Mordecai & Rigby said. "Thanks, Muscle Man." Mordecai said. "Yeah, we owe you one." (Y/n) said.
"No worries." Muscle Man gets back to his welding, but he is actually just cooking a T-bone steak on a barbecue grill with a welding torch. "Mmmmmmm, T-bone." It is night time and (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Benson and Muscle Man are at the Bruce rock concert, which is taking place at the convention center. There is a large group of Bruce Rock fans who are waiting outside, shouting Bruce Rocks's name over and over. "Bruce Rock! Bruce Rock! Bruce Rock! Bruce!" Everyone chants. To the side alleyway of the convention center, (Y/n), Mordecai,
Rigby, Benson and Muscle Man are standing. Muscle Man is talking to Ronnie. "Thanks again for doing this, Ronnie." He said. "Hey, don't mention it bro; I still owe you for that night outside of Dooley's." Ronnie said. "Hehehehe." Muscle Man and Ronnie high five each other. "It's Bruce Rock! It's Bruce Rock!" Benson said. "Somebody's fanboying." (Y/n) joked playfully, and Benson playfully shoves her. "Oh yeah? Once you see how cool he is you'll be fanGIRLING." Benson teased playfully and her best friends giggle, and she playfully rolls her eyes. "Whatever you say, boss." She said. "Hey Bruce, this is the guy Benson that I was telling you about."
Ronnie said. "Hey; what's up, man?" Bruce asked. "Mr. Rock, I would just like to say that it is an honor." Benson said. "Right on, brother. I'll sign this guitar for you after the show. Hey: stay gold." Bruce said. "Thanks, Bruce!" Benson said. "Man, he is looking old!" Rigby said, and (Y/n) slaps him for that. "Ow!" "Hey, have some respect." She scolded. "Yeah, he's an American icon!" Benson agreed.
"Are you ready to get rocked?!" Bruce asked, and the crowd cheers, and Benson raises his arms in the air. "Wooohoooo! I can't believe he's jamming after all these years. Bruce Rock is gonna live forever!" (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson are just standing there, enjoying the music, when suddenly, something is heard crashing down, and a high pitched sound blares from the microphone. "Somebody call an ambulance!" Someone shouted. "You had to jinx it." (Y/n) said. The gang are at home watching the news report on T.V.
A news reporter and an image of a helicopter lifting a body is shown. "We have received confirmation that American icon Bruce Rock has died after tragically falling off a five-foot stage. Sources say that Bruce's old, old body just couldn't handle the fall." The reporter said. "I'm finished. This job was everything I had." Benson said. "Hey, same here, Benson. Which is why we're not giving up. We already have a backup plan for situations like this." (Y/n) said, and Benson sighs. "Fine, what's the backup plan?" He asked. (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson visit Death's house. "Ain't no way you can contact Bruce Rock. When someone like him dies, they end up in the Rock and Roll Underworld.
It's very exclusive. You're forbidden to enter unless you're a bonneted rock star, and you four losers don't exactly fit that description." Death said. "Losers?! We're totally rock and roll." Rigby said angrily. "Down to the bones." Mordecai said. "Yeah, especially our friend Benson here, you should hear him play!" (Y/n) defended, and he smiles at her. "Fine, but you own me big. When you least expect it, you're gonna have to babysit Thomas." Death said, and (Y/n) snickers a bit. "What's so funny?" Death asked.
"Oh, nothing. It's just... how he has the same name as someone else I know." (Y/n) said. "Oh yeah, your sheep friend." Death said, and Rigby snickers. "He's a... goat actually?" (Y/n) asked, then nods. "We accept." She said. "I won't have to babysit Thomas, will I?" Benson asked. "Nah, we'll weasel out of it somehow." Mordecai said. "Now we gotta make you guys look like proper rock stars." Death hands Benson some clothes, Mordecai puts on a glove, Rigby puts on a pair of trousers with suspenders, and Benson puts on a leather jacket, and so does (Y/n). Later the quartet stand there looking like rock stars. "Now you need some Rock and Roll names." Death said. "I'm gonna be 'Awesome Johnson'!" Rigby said. "I wanna be 'Five - Knuckle Joe'." Mordecai said. "'Rusty skull Bone'." Rigby said.
"'Lightning Jimmy-Joe Johnson'!" Mordecai said, and (Y/n) face palms. "Really? Those are the best names you could come up with?" She asked. "I agree, those are the worst Rock and Roll names I've ever heard. For this plan to work, they have to be just right." Death points at Mordecai. "Zander Mercury." Death points at Rigby. "King Pluto." Death points at Benson. "Max Amps." Then he points to (Y/n). "Phoenix Flame." He said. "Woah... good names." Mordecai said.
"I know. Now let's go." The gang follow Death to his motorcycle. "Everyone on." Death reveals his motorcycle and dives into a portal, which souls are seen flying out of. "Ahhhhh!" The four screamed. The motorcycle bounces and lands on the ground, stopping right in front of the entrance of the Rock and Roll Underworld. "Welcome to the Rock and Roll Underworld." There's an evil looking bouncer guarding the entrance. "How are we gonna get past that guy?" Benson asked. "Don't worry about him. I'm gonna put you guys on the list." Death sends a wave of light towards the clipboard with his mind and inserts their names on the list. "Now act like you belong."
(Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Benson and Death walk towards the entrance of the Rock and Roll Underworld, approaching the bouncer. "Their tour bus just flew off a cliff, ain't that right guys?" Death punches Mordecai. "Yeah, I'm Zander Mercury, and these three jokers are Phoenix Flame, King Pluto and Max Amps." He replied. "We're on the list." Rigby said. The bouncer checks his list to see if the three names are on it, which they are. He then looks back up at (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and Benson before crossing out the names with his pen. "Cooool." Rigby said.
"Alright, you guys are good." He unhooks a chain, allowing them to enter. "This is as far as I can go. And remember what I told you: if you're caught, you'll be exiled to the Fake Rockstar Underworld for all eternity!" Death said, and (Y/n)'s eyes widen in panic. "Wait, what? You never told us that." She said. "Yeah I did. I'm... pretty sure I did. Back at the, uh..." Death snaps his fingers. Benson turns to the trio. "No, he didn't! Gaaaah! I can't believe I'm doing this; just take me back, I don't wanna do this anymore!" The bouncer turns to look at him.
"Hey, cool it! You wanna keep your job or not?" (Y/n) asked. "Yeah, settle down, Benson. You asked for our expertise, well this is how we roll. Now let's get that guitar." Mordecai said. They enter the Rock and Roll Underworld. Several people are walking around and talking. "Woah!" The trio said. "This place is crazy!" (Y/n) said. "Woah, is that Igby Stallion over there?" Rigby asked. There's a guy sitting beside a guitar that is on fire. He then proceeds to place a steak in the flames. Mordecai points. "And I'm pretty sure that's Ronnie Rugburn sitting over at that table." Ronnie bites into what appears to be wood.
"Dude, there goes Crash!" Rigby said. A guy with long hair and a guitar walks by. "Wait, isn't Crash still alive?" Mordecai asked. "No, we thought he was and then accidentally replaced him with someone else, remember? All for a concert?" She asked. "Oh..." her best friends said sheepishly once they remembered. Benson looks at them in confusion. "When did this happen?" He asked. "Uh..." (Y/n) looks away awkwardly, then points. "Look! At the back of the club! There's Bruce!" She said.
They all run to the back of the club yelling 'Bruce' "Ah, hey guys; good to see ya." He said. "Hi, sir. Sorry about the whole dying thing." Mordecai said, and (Y/n) slaps him for that. "Ow!" "Pffft, you kidding me? I love being dead. Down here I can rock for all eternity! I feel young again." Bruce said. "Yeah, you don't look super old like you did before you died." Rigby said. "Thanks!
You guys still need that signed guitar?" Bruce asked. "Yes, sir. If... that's okay?" Benson asked. "Of course! Now, who has a pen?" (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson just look at each other. "Uh oh..." (Y/n) said. "Nobody brought a pen? You have got to be kidding me." Benson said. "Wait. I know where we can get one." Mordecai gestures to the bouncer's pen,
and then the bouncer himself. "Are you nuts?!" (Yn) hissed. "You want to ask the bouncer for his pen?" Benson asked in disbelief. "Yeah! Couldn't hurt to ask." An anonymous man walks up to the bouncer. "Oi, mate, can I borrow your pen?" The bouncer grabs the man and throws him up into the ceiling, where he explodes. "No way! I'm not going anywhere near that guy." Benson said. "Listen; this is the point of no return, where you have to take a huge risk for a huge reward." (Y/n) said. Benson realizes this and sighs. He then proceeds to walk up to the bouncer.
"Excuse me. I noticed your jacket earlier and... I was wondering. Is that leather?" As Benson is distracting the bouncer, (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby sneak up and try to grab the bouncer's pen. Before they can get ahold of it, however, the bouncer crosses his arms, putting the pen out of reach. Benson laughs nervously. "Uh... I just wanted to let you know it looks great. And uh..." Mordecai is seen walking back over with (Y/n) on his shoulders. "It kind of looks like my jacket!"
(Y/n) reaches for the pen. "Except mine doesn't have the skulls. It has... tassles. You see? Tassles..." (Y/n) is finally able to reach the pen. She is shown holding onto Mordecai eyelids, however, and Mordecai's legs are wobbling from (Y/n)'s weight. No sooner does (Y/n) touch the pen, the duo fall right in front of the bouncer. "Hey!" He takes back his pen and picks up (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson. "Who'd you say you guys were again?" He asked suspiciously. "Zander Mercury." Mordecai said. "Max Amps." Benson said. "Phoenix Flame." (Y/n) said. "Uh... uh... Max King!" Rigby said. The bouncer gives him an unconvinced look. Rigby looks down. "Um... muscles! King Muscles!" He said. "Prove it!"
(Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson are then seen on stage in front of a bunch of people. "Come on! Play something!" The bouncer shouted. "Alright. Let's do this! One, two, three, four!" (Y/n) said. They all horribly start to play their instruments. "Yeah!" Rigby bangs on a keyboard. "We're rock and roooooooooll!" He shouted. "You guys aren't rockstars!" The bouncer turns into a griffin-like creature and swoops down towards (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson.
The four friends scream in terror. The bouncer quickly grabs them before they can react. "You guys just bought yourselves a one way ticket to the Fake Rockstar Underworld!" He shouted. "We're gonna be okay, right? This stuff happens all the time, right?!" Benson asked. "No, this has never happened!" Rigby shouted. A portal opens up behind them. The bouncer tries to throw the fake rockstars in, but they hang onto each other. (Y/n) quickly grabs onto the bouncer's arm and hits him in the face with Mr. Maellard's guitar, sending him to the ground in pain and giving herself, Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson a chance to escape. "Get the pen!"
(Y/n) shouted. Bruce Rock, along with a big crowd of people, are seen cheering as they watch (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson outsmart the bouncer. Rigby decides to gloat as he takes the bouncer's pen. "In your faaace!" As soon as he says this, the bouncer roars, causing Rigby to scream and run away with (Y/n), Benson and Mordecai. "Bruce! We got the pen!" Mordecai shouted. Bruce quickly takes the guitar and runs alongside Benson, (Y/n), Mordecai, and Rigby as the griffin pursues them. He writes his name down, which permanently becomes ingrained in the guitar.
Bruce hands the guitar to Mordecai. "Here." He said. "Thanks, Mr. Rock." Mordecai said. "Yeah, thanks, Mr. Rock." Benson said. "And always remember:" He rolls away. "Stay gooooooooold!" (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson continue running as the bouncer flies above them. They quickly duck under the chain that is covering the entrance as the bouncer bursts through the wall just over their heads. "Get on!" Death called to them. (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson quickly hop onto Death's motorcycle. Death takes off, only to be easily pursued the bouncer. "Death!" (Y/n) tried to warn him. "He's gaining on us!" Rigby shouted.
A portal opens up in front of them, right as the bouncer is about to catch up. Mordecai screams as the bouncer almost manages to grab him. Just before that can happen, however, Death pulls up on the handlebars and pulls them through the portal, leaving the griffin to fly around in defeat. They manage to arrive back at Death's house, though Death can't see that because his eyes are covered by Benson's hands. "I can't see!" Death shouted. They end up crashing right beside the entrance of the house, destroying Death's motorcycle and leaving them all sprawled out on the ground.
Luckily, Benson is able to pull himself up and grab the guitar. "We did it!" Benson shouted. (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson are later back at Mr. Maellard's house. Benson is putting the guitar back in its place. Benson laughs. "Man, you guys really bailed me out of that one." He said. "What can we say? It's what we do." Rigby said, then he gives Mordecai and (Y/n) a high-five. Just then, Mr. Maellard walks into the room. "Mr. Maellard's coming! Be cool." Benson said.
(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby quickly turn around. "So, uh, you fellas like Bruce Rock, do ya?" Mr. Maellard asked. "Yeah." The four said. "My all-time favorite." Benson said. "Yeaaaah." He walks over to the case and pulls out the guitar. "I got this baby so that every now and then, I can feel like a rockstar." Right after he says this, he takes the guitar and smashes it on the ground, causing (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson to gasp and look on in pure shock. "It's good to be rich!"
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