First Day

Mordecai awes as he wakes up and stretches. "Alright, dude, time to get up." Rigby whines in reply. "Come on, Rigby." Rigby whines more. "Dude, get up. We gotta get ready for work." Mordecai said. Rigby sits up. "Okay, okay." He grunts. Mordecai stands up. "Dude, this is so cool. I never got a job that got you a place to live." He said. "I never even had a job." Rigby said. Rigby gets the dirty clothes off of him while Mordecai is watching him struggle getting it off. "Yeah, about that." Rigby gets up and puts the dirty clothing in one corner. "I kinda told them you'd be a good idea to hire, so can you try not to do the whole "Rigby thing". Mordecai said. ""Rigby thing"? What do you mean?"

Rigby asked. "I mean you're lazy." Mordecai said. "What? I'm not lazy." Rigby said. "Dude, you were too lazy to fill up the application for this job. That's why I had to vouch for you in the first place." Mordecai said. "Just because I was too lazy to do something boring like filling in a job application doesn't mean I'm lazy." Rigby said angrily. "Okay. Okay. Look. Let's just both promise that starting right now we're not gonna do anything to screw this up. Okay?" Mordecai asked. "Okay. You think there's breakfast stuff in the kitchen?" Rigby asked. Mordecai thinks... "Only one way to find out." He said. The duo go into the kitchen and Mordecai opens the fridge.

"...Milk." He grabs the milk. "...Cereal." Rigby grabs the cereal. "...Combine." the duo said. Mordecai pours the milk & Rigby pours the cereal. They sit down at the kitchen table where Rigby was about to eat his cereal until Mordecai puts his hand in his chest. "This is the only clean spoon left, dude. Let's play "Punchies" for it." He said. " Okay. Me first." Rigby punches Mordecai but gets surprised when he thought it was weak. Mordecai laughs then punches Rigby hard in his arm. "Owww. Take it." Mordecai laughs then talks with his mouth full. "Man, so far this job is awesome! I still can't believe we get our own rooms!" He said.

"Dude, those rooms aren't cool. There's nothing in 'em. I had to sleep on the floor last night." Rigby hums and whistles. Rigby eats the cereal from the box. "Well, yeah, I mean, we could get some stuff for it after we make some money. You know?" Mordecai asked. "I guess." Rigby said. "You want some milk?" Mordecai asked. "Yeah." Mordecai pours the milk into Rigby's mouth when all of a sudden Benson comes in. "Hey! Please don't eat up in the table like that." He scolded.

"Like what?" (Y/n) asked. The duo see (Y/n), a young female chipmunk, helping Pops & Benson taking out a chair. But their eyes were only focused on the girl helping. Mordecai & Rigby are in shock staring at her and are not even paying attention to what they're doing. "Oh my. I've never seen anyone eating cereal like that. How quaint!" Pops said, and the chipmunk giggles. She had such a pretty laugh...

"Yeah, well they shouldn't be doing that. That's what the bowls are for." Benson said. "Oh, they're fine!" Pops said. The trio leave the room. "Who was that girl with them? She wasn't here when we arrived yesterday." Mordecai said, and Rigby shrugs. "I don't know." He said. They stare at each other and suddenly go outside where (Y/n), Pops & Benson took the chair out. The duo approach the chipmunk as she turns around and notices them. She smiles shyly at the duo. "Hi there. I'm Mordecai. And this my best friend, Rigby." He said, introducing the two. "Sup?" Rigby asked, waving slightly. "We're new here. What's your name?" Mordecai said.

"Um... I'm (Y/n)." She said quietly, and the duo didn't really hear her. "Huh?" Rigby asked. "I'm sorry, what was that?" Mordecai asked. "Um... My name is (Y/n)." She said. "Didn't quite catch that." Mordecai said. "I'm (Y/n)." She said quietly again, but this time a bit louder. Rigby eyes his best friend. "I still didn't hear what she said." He replied. "Her name is (Y/n)." Mordecai said. "Oh..." Rigby said, and Benson sighs a little. "Sorry guys, (Y/n) here is just a little bit on the shy side, but she's different once she opens up." Benson said, and Pops nods in agreement. "Oh I agree! She's like a whole different person!" Pops said.

"You mean chipmunk." Rigby corrected, and (Y/n) heard and giggles a little. "Oh. What are you guys doing with that chair?" Mordecai asked. "Oh, well. I no longer require its services. So, (Y/n), Benson & I are taking it to the place where the big man-made come upon & whisk it away to magic trash city!" Pops replied. Mordecai & Rigby stay silent then look at (Y/n) for an answer. "We're throwing it away." She said. "Aw, what?" Rigby asked. "What's the matter? It's just a worn out chair. It's not even comfortable to sit on anymore." Benson said.

"Really? It looks awesome to me. Can we at least check it out, before you chuck it?" Mordecai asked. "Yeah, can we at least check it, before you chuck it?" Rigby repeated quickly. The trio put the chair down. Pops laughs. "Oh, that would be fine." He said. Rigby laughs and hums a tune. "Yeahhh..." Mordecai said. "Look, I gotta get back to work. You guys help (Y/n) throw it away when you're done." Benson said. Benson leaves the scene while Mordecai & Rigby come closer to the chair.

"Aw, man, this chair is awesome. Look how awesome it looks." Mordecai said. "Dude, it sounds like old man pants." Rigby said, and (Y/n) chuckles. Rigby smirks, proud he was able to make her laugh. They both feel the couch which makes a cushion sound. Mordecai laughs. "I'm gonna sit in it." Mordecai said. "Good idea." Rigby said. "That is what it's for." (Y/n) joked, crossing her arms, and the duo snicker. Mordecai sits on the couch while awing. Later, he then feels

uncomfortable. "What? What's wrong?" Rigby asked. Mordecai positions with the chair in many ways to feel comfortable. "(Y/n) was right! This is the most uncomfortable chair I ever sat in." Mordecai said. "Aw, what? Let me try it." Rigby said. "Yes, I'm afraid it's true, I purchased it through the post, and it just isn't as comfortable as it looks." Pops said. "Awwwwwww. This is terrible. Maybe we're just not sitting in it right." Rigby said. "What do you mean? How many other ways are there to sit on a chair?" (Y/n) asked, raising an eyebrow, her voice was still pretty quiet, due to her shyness, but luckily they could hear her. "You'd be surprised." Rigby said.

"Come on, baby, come on, baby, come on! Come on, baby!!!" Rigby said, and (Y/n) began laughing a little. Rigby pulls his eyes and bites the chair and sits on the chair. "What are you doing?" (Y/n) asked. "You were right! It's just not comfortable. If you ask me, I think we should throw it away." Rigby said to her. "That is what we were doing." She replied. "Hey, (Y/n), I'll go with you." Mordecai asked, and this surprises (Y/n). "No, let me go with her!" Rigby shouted. "I asked first. Come on, (Y/n)!" Mordecai said. "No, (Y/n), me!" Rigby said. "Oh, here's an idea," (Y/n) said as the duo look at her. "Why don't you guys just settle it between yourselves, like a game of Rock Paper Scissors?" (Y/n) asked.

The duo look at each other. "Oh, I adore Rock Paper Scissors. Although where I come from, we called it "Quartz Parchment Shears". Pops said, and (Y/n) chuckles. "Alright, how do you wanna play it. Are we go in a one-two-three go? Or one-two-three, shoot on three?" Mordecai asked. "Let's do it on three." Rigby said. "Alright, fine. But let's stretch first. I don't wanna put my hammy or whatever." Mordecai said. "Okay." Rigby said. M&R stretch first for Rock Paper Scissors. "What's up with the new guys?" Muscle Man asked. "They're getting ready to play Rock Paper Scissors." (Y/n) said.

"Nice. You know who else is gonna play Rock Paper Scissors?" Muscle Man asked. "Your mom?" (Y/n) asked. "My mom!" He repeated. Pops, Hi Five Ghost and Muscle Man laugh and (Y/n) just sighs and shakes her head. Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost give a high five. "See? I told you I was gonna say it!" Muscle Man said. "Ready?" Mordecai asked. "Hmm." Rigby said. Mordecai and Rigby play quartz parchment shears one tie. "Oh, my!" Pops said.

"A tie huh? Guess you have to do it over." (Y/n) said. Mordecai and Rigby play Rock Paper Scissors and get two ties and Pops and (Y/n) laugh. "Shouldn't you guys be throwing that thing away?" Benson asked. "Benson, come quick! Quartz Parchment Shears and they've already tied two times, it's absolutely fascinating!" Pops said. "I have work to do. And they shouldn't be playing that. It's an evil game." Benson said. "Whoo, an evil game." Pops said, and (Y/n) scoffs. "It's not evil, it's just a game." She said. "Two ties. You don't know what I'm throwing next, baby." Rigby said.

"Pfft. I already know what you're gonna throw before you even throw it, baby." Mordecai said. "That's not even possible, baby!" Rigby said. Mordecai and Rigby play Rock Paper Scissors eight ties and Pops watches in amazement; Rigby kicks the dirt and (Y/n) laughs. "Come on!" Mordecai walks away. "Good show! Jolly good show!" Pops pulls out a walkie talkie. "Everyone, come quick! The most amazing game of Quartz Parchment Shears is happening right now!" Pops said. Mordecai and Rigby play quartz parchment shears 99 ties and Pops and (Y/n) watch in shock until they stop.

The crowd of people are yelling as they watch Mordecai and Rigby play Rock Paper Scissors. "La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!" Rigby shouted. "No! No! No!" Mordecai shouted. "Ninety-nine times in a row!" Pops laughs. "Wow, now that is impressive." (Y/n) said to Pops. "Enough! Why are we even doing this?" Mordecai said. "To see who gets to accompany (Y/n)." Rigby said. "Well, then, I guess it's too bad, because after I win it, I'm never gonna let you come with us." Mordecai said. Rigby groans.

"Then finish it." Mordecai and Rigby play Rock Paper Scissors 100 ties, but lightning, thunder and an evil voice laughing is heard from the sky. "Since no one can decide, and all is played is tied 100 times, I'd take it upon myself to eat your prize." A black hole appears in front of them, and the people run to the house for safety. "What is that?!" (Y/n) asked. "Come on, let's go!" Mordecai said. They go to the house for safety, except a business man, who gets sucked into the black hole.

"This is all your fault!" Rigby shouted. "How is this my fault?! I just wanted to play punchies!" Mordecai said. Soon (Y/n) ends up bring pulled towards the black hole and she screams. "(Y/N)!" The duo shouted. "Mordecai, Rigby, help me!" She shouted desperately. Rigby quickly runs over to help her. "Rigby!" Mordecai goes after Rigby. "Oh? Oh! Oh, dear." Pops goes after the duo to save (Y/n).

At a different area of the park, Benson and Skips are driving in the cart. "Hello, hello? Please, someone, come quick! Quartz Parchment Shears has gone terribly wrong! (Y/n) needs hel-" Pops said, but the speaker dies. "Pops, where are you two?" Benson and Skips see an explosion behind the bushes; and Benson sighs. "Skips, take the shortcut, I'll go around back." "Hmm." He takes the shortcut through the bushes and Benson drives the cart back to the group. "Idiots."

Rigby, Mordecai and Pops hold on a lamppost as they're screaming, trying to save (Y/n), but the black hole monster reveals itself and roars and goes back into the black hole, and it gets bigger and stronger, making Pops let go of the lamppost, and as the trio are about to be sucked into the black hole, Skips grabs Pops' legs. "Skips!" Pops said happily. "What did you do?" He asked. Benson came with the he cart. "They were playing Rock Paper Scissors, grab on." Skips grabs on a bar. "Don't you know that's an evil game?" Skips asked. "Hold on, everybody!" Benson said. "Hold on, everybody!" Pops shouted. "Hold on, every... Rigby! (Y/n)!" Half of Rigby's body is sucked into the black hole along with (Y/n), and Benson and Skips gasp,

but Benson drives the cart towards the garage door, pulling half of Rigby's body and (Y/n) out of the black hole, and Benson continues driving until he hits the garage door. "What do we do?" Skips asked. "You have to break the tie!" Benson said. "Rigby, we have to end this! I'm gonna throw rock!" Mordecai said. "Yeah, right." Rigby said. "I'm not kidding!" Mordecai shouted. "Rigby, just do it! Please!" (Y/n) begged. "Hurry up! Do it now!" Benson shouted. Mordecai and Rigby break the tie, causing the black hole to explode, leaving the park ruined. Everybody gets up.

"(Y/N)! Are you okay?" Rigby asked in panic as he ran over to her. "I'm fine, thanks to you two." She smiles at them. "Did you win?" Mordecai asked Rigby. "I think you've won." He said. "So we can still go with you to throw away that chair, right?" Rigby asked (Y/n)."No, you don't. You're not doing that. But here's what you are doing. You're going to flip that cart back over, you're throwin' that chair away, and then you're cleanin' up this whole MESS!!" The entire lawn has been destroyed. "Pops, you're comin' with me. And (Y/n), I got a new job for you, look after them please.

I'm gonna need someone to watch these idiots at ALL TIMES! Make sure they don't cause any more trouble." He said. "On it." She said. "And you two idiots, if this isn't cleaned up when I get back, YOU'RE FIRED!!!" Benson walks into the house with Pops and Skips before he slams the door. Rigby and Mordecai smile at her. "Sweet! Looks like you're stuck with us from now on." He smirks, and (Y/n) chuckles. "Yeah, I guess so." She said.

"Don't sweat it, trust me, you're gonna have a lot of fun with us around." Mordecai said. "Yeah! We're gonna make this lame boring job of yours more fun than it's ever been!" Rigby said. "Yeah!" Mordecai said. The two high five, then turn to her and wait for her to join in. Then the three high five each other. "Now, for starters, want to play Rock Paper Scissors for who gets to drive the cart?" All three then shake their fists, attempting who gets to drive it first.

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