At The Coffee Shop, Rigby and Eileen are playing cards, and Margaret serves Mordecai his coffee. "Here you go. This one's on the house." She said. "Thanks." He replied, then Sam approaches (Y/n). "Hey (Y/n), are you doing anything tomorrow? My family is having a barbecue. Wanna come?" He asked, and her eyes widen. "Family function?! Pass. I can't stand my own family barbecues, Why would I want to go to someone else's?" Rigby asked, and (Y/n) giggles. "I don't think he was talking to you." Mordecai said. Sam then looks back at (Y/n).

"Um. So, how 'bout it? Hehe." He said nervously. "Sure. Sounds like fun." (Y/n) said. "Awesome! I'm really excited for you to meet everybody, especially my dad. I think you'll really like him. He pilots the traffic Helicopter for the local news." Sam said. "What?!" Mordecai and Rigby asked in surprise. "Whoa! Your dad is Chopper Six?!" (Y/n) asked in awe. "That dude rules!" Rigby Imitates "Chopper Six" "Psh! This is Chopper Six now flying over a ton of traffic. Bet all of you losers wish you were in this Chopper! WHOO! And then he flies over some burning truck in a fifty car pile up! So cool." Rigby said. "He is really cool, but don't let your guard down. Sam's dad can be a pretty aggressive guy.

It's common in such a male dominant profession. He even refuses to shake hands with any girl Sam brings home." Eileen said. "Oh, come on! He's not that tough. He's a great guy when you get to know him." Sam said. "Yeah. I'm sure we'll get along fine." (Y/n) said. "So I'll pick you up tomorrow?" Sam asked. "Yeah sure." (Y/n) said. "Later." Eileen said. "Great. See ya. I have to shake that guy's hand." (Y/n) said to Rigby.

"What, why?" Rigby asked. "Dude, this is a huge deal!" (Y/n) said, standing up. "What if they don't like me?" (Y/n) asked, and Rigby scoffs. "Not like you? Who couldn't like you? I know my family would." Rigby said, and she smiles. "Thanks Rigby." She said. "Trust me, it's gonna be fine." Rigby said. Later everyone is at Sam's house and the whole chipmunk family is having fun. "Sam! Sam!" His mother called. "Hey mom." He hugs her. "So good to see you." He said. "Mom, this is (Y/n)." He said,

and she smiles shyly. "Oh! So you're the girl he's always obsessing over. So tell me, have you two kissed yet?" She smirks, and (Y/n)'s check grew hot, and Sam groans and face palms from embarrassment. "Mom!" He scolds angrily, and she chuckles. "I'm just kidding. But he does talk about you a lot though." She whispers to (Y/n), and she giggles slightly. "(Y/n), let me introduce you to the family. We have Sam's cousins, Ricky, Tommy, Marcie, Robby, Ronnie, Susie, John. Uncle Tim, Uncle Dave, Uncle Bill, Aunt Theresa, Aunt Mary Beth, Aunt Kathleen, Nana Smith, Grandpappy Jack, and over by the grill is Sam's-" "hey dad!" Sam said. "Hey dude." Sam"s dad said as he approaches.

"Hey, you bring that mix tape I let you borrow? Daddy's gotta have his rockin' tunes for Chopper Six." He said. "Whoa. Hehe. What a coincidence. I love rockin tunes too." (Y/n) laughs nervously. Frank scowls at her angrily. "Dad, this is (Y/n)." Sam said. (Y/n) raises her paw to let Frank shake it. "Nice to meet you, sir." She said, there's a short silence. "This the girl you're obsessed with?" He asked,

and Sam groans. "Oh for the love of- I'm NOT obsessed with her!" He shouted, a bit too loudly, catching everyone's attention, and he face palms in embarrassment, causing (Y/n) to giggle a little. "I better rustle up some more burgers on the grill, put some meat on your special girl here." Frank said. "Ugh..." Sam said. "Oh relax. He's just messing around. That's when you know he likes you." Denise said the last part too (Y/n), but she was unsure as she saw him flip a hamburger while scowling at her. "I got to get that handshake." (Y/n) said. Frank flips a hamburger. He tries to squeeze sauce on to it but cannot. He looks into the bottle and notices that it is empty.

He walks away to get more. After this, (Y/n) flips it a few times, then flips it backwards and it lands in Nana Smith's burger bun. People start clapping, then Frank walks over. (Y/n) puts her paw out to shake, but he just takes the spatula and walks away. Then, some of Sam's cousins try to get a rugby ball out of Frank's hand while he holds it in the air. He puts it on the ground.

John kicks it and the rugby ball flies through the air, along with his wooden leg. (Y/n) manages to catch them both. John and his father take the ball and the leg. (Y/n) puts her paw out again, but the two walk away. Then One of Sam's uncles eat a hot dog when he starts choking on a piece. (Y/n) runs up and performs the heimlich, causing the piece to come back out and hit Frank. Sam and his parents walk over. (Y/n) goes to shake his father's paw, but he just gives her the hot dog piece.

The uncle who originally choked on it takes it back and eats it. (Y/n) is now with Sam and Frank. "I'm gonna swim for a bit. You coming?" Sam said. "Oh, I didn't bring a swim suit." (Y/n) admitted. "Who says you need one?" Frank asked, and they hear multiple laughs. "Dad!" Sam scolds, glaring at him. "Alright, alright. I've got a suit she can wear." He replied. Later Frank is going through a drawer to find the suit. "Wow. You guys really spend a lot of time together." (Y/n) said, looking at the pictures of the father and son together. "Here." He throws a strange suit at (Y/n), ignoring her comment. "Ummm... Why is the front like that?" She asked. "That's the back." He replied. "Maybe I'll... skip the pool." (Y/n) said. "Skip the pool? What are you, ashamed of your body or something?'

"That was a low blow." (Y/n) mumbles to herself. "What?" Frank asked. "Nothing. I'm not ashamed, I-" she began. "A real woman does not get ashamed. Pathetic. Here. Just give it back. I'll wear it." He replied. "No! I'll wear it." (Y/n) said. "Oh! You think you can handle it?" He asked. "Yeah. Pfffft. It's cool. Not a problem." (Y/n) said. "Good." Frank said, then walks out. (Y/n) walks outside. Once she gets out, everyone stops talking. She walks past Susie and she cries. The uncle who choked on the hot dog chokes again when she walks past him. As it turns out, her butt cheeks are showing. "Oh god..." Sam groans. "Dad, I thought you threw that suit out." Sam snapped. "Hey, I tried to stop her, but the kid wanted to wear it." His father replied. "You said this was what a real woman would wear!" (Y/n) shouted. "I don't know what you're talking about." He replied,

and Sam narrows his eyes. "Oh really? You didn't purposely choose that swim suit for her just to humiliate her in front of everyone? 'Cause to me, that totally seems like something you would do." Sam accuses, and his father narrows his eyes back at him. "Are you calling me a liar?" He asked. "Whoa, whoa!" (Y/n) steps in between the two. "Don't fight! It's fine. Really! Thanks for the suit." She raises her paw for him to shake, but he only stares at her paw then walks away and she sighs. "You're trying to get a handshake from him?" A young chipmunk asked, and (Y/n) looks at him. "Yeah." She admitted.

"He's a tough nut-to-crack. There is one way he'll shake your hand." The young chipmunk looks around and takes off his goggles. "You'll have to beat him at a cannonball contest." He informed. "A what?" (Y/n) asked. "He's the best cannonballer around. Really respects the craft, you know? He'll shake the hand of anyone who can cannonball better than him." He replied. "Hmm hmm. Thanks, kid." (Y/n) walks up to Frank. "Hey, I heard you are pretty good at cannonballs." She said.

"Yeah, only the best around." He replied. "How about a little contest?" (Y/n) challenged. "You're challenging me to a cannonball contest in my own home?!" Everyone mummers. "Oh no..." Sam groans. "Uh..." (Y/n) said. "Recess is over, skin and bones. It's cannonball time." "Cannonball!" Frank runs to the pool and jumps into it, doing a cannonball as everyone cheers at him and he gets out of the pool. "Beat that, small fry!" He shouted. (Y/n) turns and walks into the house. "Ha! Quitting! Just as I thought." He replied. "Cannonball!' She runs to the pool and jumps into it, doing a big cannonball as everyone cheers her on, including Sam. Frank gets on a diving board.

"Cannonball!" (Y/n) runs and jumps off the diving board and into the pool, doing a bigger cannonball as everyone cheers her on again. (Y/n) climbs up the ladder of another diving board. "Cannonball!" She runs and jumps off the diving board and into the pool, doing the biggest cannonball as everyone cheers her on again. Frank presses a button which activates another diving board on the roof.

(Y/n) is shocked at this. Sam sighs and places his paw on his head. His father climbs up the ladder of the diving board. "Cannonball!" He runs and jumps off the diving board and into the pool, doing a large cannonball as water from the pool splashes on (Y/n)'s face. She runs on the diving board of a treehouse and jumps off. "Cannonball!" She does a larger cannonball as the pool water splashes on the grill,

the punch bowl and Frank as everyone cheers her on again. "Go (Y/n)!" Sam cheers. "Had enough, little girl?" Frank asked her. "You kidding? I can do this all day." She replied. "Is that so? But can you do a mannonball?" He asked. "A what?" (Y/n) asked. Frank grabs a walkie talkie. "Fred, bring Chopper Six around. It's mannonball time." The Chopper Six arrives and lands in the front yard. "Frank, come on! Just let it go!" Denise shouted. "Stay out of it! This is mannonball business! I'm gonna put this punk in her place!" Frank shouted.

"We'll see about that!" (Y/n) said. "Dad, come on!" Sam said. The duo get on Chopper Six as it flies up into the sky. "Ugh, he always does this stuff!" Sam shouted angrily. "You know your father. Always thinking with his chopper. But that's why I love him." Denise replied. Chopper Six flies above to where the pool is. "That's a 50-foot drop. You mess this up, it's gonna take more than a pool girl to clean it up.

You ready to call it quits?" Frank asked. "No." (Y/n) said. "Have it your way. Fred, more altitude! And don't be afraid to shake things up!" He replied. "Roger that!" Fred moves the chopper up higher as (Y/n) looks down at the view and gulps. Birds fly by. "It's time to give up, skin and bones! You're out of your element." Frank said. "I'm not giving up! I'm winning this cannonball contest!" (Y/n) shouted, and Frank groans.

"Fred, take us higher!" He shouted. "But Frank, she's not stable!" He shouted. "DO IT NOW!!!" Fred moves the chopper up way higher as (Y/n) looks down at the view again."Give up! You can't win this!" Frank shouted. "What's your deal, man?! I only did this contest, because I wanted you to like me!" (Y/n) shouted.

"It's not about the contest, it's about losing my son!" He shouted. "What?" (Y/n) asked. "Sam's grown up so fast. Every time he brings one of you yahoos to the house, I'm afraid you're gonna take him away from me! I can't lose him!" He shouted. "It's not like that! We're just friends, dude! And Sam thinks you're the greatest dad ever! He's always talking about how great you are. No matter what happens, you're always gonna be his dad! He loves you, man!"

(Y/n) shouted. "Fred, take us down." Frank said. "The winds are to strong! I'm losing her!" As the winds start to spin Chopper Six, Frank looses his balance and falls off the chopper. "Oh no!" (Y/n) grabs a parachute and jumps off the chopper to save him. "Don't worry, I'm coming!" She shouted. As he continues to fall, (Y/n) arrives in time and grabs him. "What are you doing?!" He asked.

"Saving you!" She shouted. "Why?! I treated you like garbage!" He shouted. "It doesn't matter! My friends are the only things I care about! And one of them cares about you, so hold on!" (Y/n) opens the parachute, causing it to rip off of her back and she screams. "Well, that's it. We're gonna die." They continue to fall as the family is watching. "(Y/N)!" Sam shouted fearfully. "I'm sorry about all this!" (Y/n) shouted. "Hey, at least you tried. Not a lot of girls would risk their lives like that. You got guts, kid." (Y/n) smiles as they are getting closer to the pool. "It was nice knowing you, (Y/n)." He raises his paw for her to shake, and (Y/n) places her paw on his, finally getting his handshake. "You too." She said.

They land in the pool, creating an enormous explosion, then it fades away, leaving the entire backyard a huge mess. "Best mannonball ever!" The young chipmunk said. Later (Y/n) and Frank are covered in body casts still holding their paws, and are lying in bed with their front bodies. "Will they be alright, Doctor?" Sam asked. "Oh, they'll be fine. If that handshake hadn't broken their fall, they'd be dead. We'll be able to separate them in about six weeks." The doctor chuckles,

then Rigby and Mordecai burst into the room. "(Y/n)! (Y/n)! Are you okay?! Please tell you're okay! You're not dead, are you?!" Rigby quickly jumps onto her and starts shaking her. "Come on, please tell you're okay!" He shouted. "RIGBY, NO!" Mordecai panics, then smacks him over the head with a book and he groans in pain. "Dude! You keep shaking her like that and it'll take her even longer to recover!"

Mordecai shouted furiously. "Ugh, I'm sorry..." Rigby said. Rigby quickly runs back over to her. "But you're okay, right?!" He asked in panic, and she chuckles a little. "Don't worry, I'll be fine." She said, and Rigby sighs in relief, then smiles at her. "I heard what happened! So awesome! I wanna jump out of Chopper Six next! Mannonball, mannonball, mannonball!" Rigby shouted, and Mordecai face palms. "You know this bozo?" Frank asked. "Unfortunately." She replied.