At the movie store, an employee is dancing around at the front. He's wearing an outfit that depicts King Kong climbing the Empire State Building." Movies! Rent your movies!" Rigby rushes out of the store, carrying a movie case. He bumps into the employee. "Oh, sorry man." The employees said. Rigby chuckles. "Nice outfit." He runs off. "It's a costume! They make me wear it!"

The employee shouted back. Back at the house, it's nighttime, and (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are ready to watch the movie. "Movie night!" Mordecai holds up a bowl of popcorn. "I got the popcorn!" He said. Rigby holds up the movie, showing only the backside. "I got the movie!" He said. "Wait, I thought we were watching Shy Guy." Mordecai holds up the movie. The case is pink and has a big red heart on it. "Dude, you've seen that movie 100 times. I got something better. BAM!" Rigby shows the movie to Mordecai.

It's called "Ello Gov'nor," and it has a picture of an evil British Taxi on the cover. "Ello Gov'nor?" Mordecai asked, and (Y/n)'s eyes widened. "Wait, is that a horror movie?" She asked nervously. "Yeah, (Y/n), it's foreign. Check it. A British taxi is possessed by the soul of its driver, seeking revenge on the lowly gang members who murdered him. Pay the fare..." he pops his head from behind the case. "...or pay the price." He said. "No, Rigby. I'm not watching another horror movie." (Y/n) said firmly, and Rigby scowls. "Yeah, man. Last time I had to walk you to the bathroom every night for a week! And (Y/n) literally wouldn't let go of me the entire time." Mordecai said, and she smiles sheepishly. "No, man, it'll be different.

This one is old and cheesy. It will be hilarious." Rigby said, and (Y/n) scoffs. "Yeah, right." She said, and Rigby smirks. "What's the matter, (Y/n)? Are you too scared?" Rigby asked. "Pfft, no. I just don't like scary movies. Can't we just pick something that we'd all enjoy?" She asked. "I think you would enjoy this movie, if you would stop being such a scaredy cat." Rigby said. "I'm NOT scared! They just make me uncomfortable, okay?" (Y/n) asked, crossing her arms,

and Rigby narrows his eyes. "Oh really? Because what I think I see here is a big chicken." He said. "Rigby, that's enough." Mordecai scolded. "I'm not a chicken!" (Y/n) shouted. Rigby then began to imitate one. "Oh wait, do you guys hear that? It sounds like... Bock-bock. Bock. Oh, that's weird-Bocock, bocAW! Is that?-BACAWK! That sounds like-BACAW! Yeah, a chicken!" Rigby said, he crosses his arms with a smirk. Mordecai narrows his eyes. He knew that Rigby was just trying to piss her off in order to manipulate her, like he's done to him on multiple occasions, but something about him doing it to her infuriated him.

"Rigby, knock it off! If she doesn't want to watch it don't be such a jerk about it!" But it was too late as (Y/n) had furiously snatched the movie from Rigby. "Fine! I'll watch your stupid movie!" She slams the tape into the VCR and stares at the tv furiously. Mordecai glares at Rigby. "Uncool, dude. Why do you always have to be such a jerk?" He asked. "Oh, relax. She'll get over it." Rigby said. Mordecai glares at him for a few more minutes until (Y/n) rejoins them on the sofa in between the two and stares at the floor.

Mordecai looks at her in concern before sighing softly and watching the movie, and the movie begins playing with ominous music. The card reads, "ELLO GOV'NOR, (c) MCMLXXXII. M&R fake screaming, but laugh pretty quickly. "See, isn't this fun?" Rigby asked (Y/n), but she didn't respond. Rigby just shrugs as Mordecai looks at her with more concern. The movie starts at a boarding school. In the classroom, a boy sits quietly and opens his composition notebook to see a tire print engraved in it. He gasps, and then looks out the window to see the taxi.

"Ello, gov'nor." The taxi drives into the window, and, off-screen, runs him over. Mordecai laughs a little, but (Y/n)'s eyes are wide with terror as she can't stop watching, and Rigby seems like he is scared too. In the next scene of the movie, a woman is in her bathroom combing her hair. She closes the cabinet, and, in the mirror, they can see the taxi behind the shower curtain. "Ello, gov'nor." She turns around and sees the British taxi come out of her shower, which runs her over off-screen. Mordecai yawns with boredom, and Rigby is scared,

holding a pillow, and by this point (Y/n) covers her face with a pillow. In the movie, an old man is walking his dog, and hears the taxi's engine. It's standing behind him. "Ello, gov'nor." The old man tries to run away, but he gets hit. Rigby watches in horror as the taxi eats him. He's also sweating hard. "Ello, gov'nor." The taxi spits out some of the man's bones from the engine and later, it's killing more people.

"Ello, gov'nor!" More screaming occurs before the movie ends and the screen goes to static. Mordecai snores before immediately waking up, starling (Y/n). "Huh? Is it over?" He turns off the TV and rubs his eyes. "Dude, that was so cheesy. I mean, what was up with the taxi? Was it supposed to be evil or normal but haunted by a ghost..." Rigby and (Y/n) are both freaked out by the movie. " ...controlling the taxi or what? You know?" Mordecai asked.

Later in their room. Mordecai is peacefully asleep while (Y/n) is wide awake, she had chosen to sleep with them tonight due to her fear of the movie. Rigby tries to go to sleep. He gets up and looks through the window. He sees no taxi at first, but when he looks at the same spot again, it's there. "Mordecai! (Y/n)!" He shouted. Mordecai is still asleep and it seems (Y/n) was asleep now too. Rigby turns around and sees the British taxi right by his window. He screams and runs to (Y/n) and shakes her. "(Y/n)! Wake up! Wake up!" He shouted. "Ello, gov'nor!"

She and Mordecai turn around to show that their eyes are lit up like car lights. Rigby screams and steps back. Mordecai sits up and the British taxi comes out of his body and comes toward Rigby before the nightmare ends. Rigby wakes up, screaming, until he gets hit by a pillow thrown by Mordecai, in reality, (Y/n) is still wide awake, clutching her pillow tightly. "Dude, chill out! You're screaming like a freaking maniac!" He shouted. "I keep having nightmares!" He shouted back. "At least you've been able to fall asleep." (Y/n) glares at him from across the room and he glares back.

"Just dream about something else then." Mordecai lies back down. "Dream like you're a tough guy or something. " He said. "I'm a tough guy." Rigby said, trying to sleep. He says "tough guy" repeatedly. In his dream, he is a tough guy named Fists and is walking down the street at nighttime. "They say this city's tough. But I'm tougher." Rigby walks into a dark alley, and a gangster with half of his hair shaved off follows him with a knife. "You walked down the wrong alley, Riggerson." A gangster fists pins him against the wall. "The name's..."

Rigby pulls his fist back. "...Fists!" He's about to punch him, but then, the taxi comes and shines its lights on him and the gangster. "Ello, gov'nor!" Fists gasps before the taxi drives into Fists. Rigby wakes up screaming from his second nightmare. "Augh!" Mordecai sits up. "What the heck, Rigby?!" He asked. "It's that stupid British taxi! It's all up inside my brain!" Rigby shouted, and (Y/n) groans. "I knew it! I knew this would happen! I told you we shouldn't have watched that movie!" She snapped. "I know, I'm sorry. I can't help it." He replied.

Mordecai sighs. "Alright, dude, I'll just desensitize you both to the horror. We're gonna watch "Ello Gov'nor" over and over again until you stop being scared." Rigby and (Y/n) look at each other fearfully. Later in the living room, Mordecai is holding Rigby and (Y/n) to the TV as it's paused on a frame of Ello Gov'nor. "Look at it! Look at it!" He shouted. "Let me go!" Rigby shouted. "It's not real! You can see the microphone showing!" Sure enough, a boom mic is seen on the frame. "Look at it!" Mordecai said.

"Get off me!" (Y/n) shouted as she thrashes around in his grip. "I'm sick of you keeping me up! You look at it!" Mordecai shouted. "Let me go!" Rigby shouted. It fades to daytime. "Look at it!" Mordecai shouted. "Let go!" (Y/n) struggles in his grip again. It then fades back to nighttime. "Look at it!" Then back to daytime again. The trio are now tried. "Look.... At it. You look at it. You...look at it." Mordecai said. "Let.... Me.... GO!" (Y/n) breaks free, and Rigby gets the movie out of the VCR. He throws it against the wall as Benson comes into the room.

"What the heck is going on?!" Benson asked. Mordecai pushes Rigby. "Rigby's just freaked out by this dumb British movie we watched, and he ended up scaring (Y/n) too because he forced her to watch it." He said. "Well, you'd better have this mess cleaned up by the time I get back from my cricket game." Benson said. "Cricket?" Mordecai asked. "Yeah. I'm trying new things. So what?" Benson asked, and Mordecai gasps. "Will British people be there?" He asked. "It's cricket, what do you think?" Benson asked sarcastically. The trio go with him to the cricket match, and sure enough, British people are there. "See guys, there's nothing to be afraid of. See how calm and collected these British dudes are?"

British people come walking up to the trio. " Ello, gov'nor. Ello, gov'nor, ello gov'nor, ello, ello, ello..." Rigby and (Y/n) get scared by their greetings and Rigby even clings onto (Y/n). The British people look evil for some reason. Suddenly, the British Taxi appears. "Ello, gov'nor!" The duo scream and run away. "Rigby! (Y/n)!" They're still running towards the house. Pops and Skips walk up to Mordecai. "Aw man, I knew we shouldn't have watched that lame car movie." He said. "They're scared of cars now?" Skips asked. "No, just British taxis." Mordecai replied. "What a silly notion, my British taxi isn't scary at all." Pops said. "Wait, Pops, you own a British taxi?"

Mordecai asked. "Yes." He replied. Later, (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and Pops enter a barn. "What's in the barn?" (Y/n) asked. "Something that's gonna get rid of your fear." Mordecai said. Pops opens barn doors. A yellow taxi stands alone in there. "There she is. Isn't she a beauty?" Pops asked. "What the heck Pops? I thought you said you had a British taxi." Mordecai said. "A British taxi? Oh, I thought you said a brownish taxi." Pops said. "But that taxi's yellow." Mordecai said.

"Yellow? My taxi is no coward, I guarantee you that." Pops said. Mordecai sighs. "Never mind." He and Pops get ready to enter the taxi. "Ready to go for a ride, you two?" Mordecai asked. "In that thing? No way." Rigby said. "Yeah, I'm with Rigby on this one." (Y/n) said. "It's not even a British taxi. Come on, guys." Mordecai said. "I don't care, a taxi's a taxi!" Rigby shouted.

"It'll be fun. We'll just go for a little ride." Mordecai said. "Uhh, I got to gotta the bathroom." (Y/n) washes her hands and pulls the toilet paper to see a tire print. She is shocked as lightning strikes. She looks up to the mirror to see the taxi. "Ello, gov'nor." (Y/n) gasps and runs out of the bathroom. She goes into a dark office and pants when she stands by the door. The phone rings and she grabs the phone to hear who's on the other end. "Ello, gov'nor!" She gasps again and throws the phone. She turns to the sound of a fax machine printing out the words "ello gov'nor." (Y/n) screams and runs out, grabs Rigby by the arm and decides to go with Mordecai and Pops. "Hey!" Rigby shouted as she pulls him in.

"Let's go, let's go!" She gets into the taxi. "Drive!" Pops drives out of barn. "What? What is it?" Mordecai asked. "Yeah, (Y/n), what is it?!" Rigby shirked. "That British taxi! It's following me!" She shouted. "(Y/n), come on. You're just seeing things." Mordecai said. "No! It was the British taxi and it was real!" She insisted. "What?!" Rigby asked. "So it came out of the movie then?" Mordecai asked. "I don't know! Maybe." (Y/n) said. "How is that even possible?!" Rigby asked as he shook her fearfully. "Dude, stop. Alright, you're safe now anyways. Let's just try to relax and calm down, Pops will drive us around for a bit." Mordecai said. "Hmph." (Y/n) said. Sometime later, Pops drives into the woods. Mordecai has fallen asleep, but Pops,

although tired, still drives on. "Wait, Pops? Where are we going?" Rigby asked. "I always drive deep into the woods when I want to clear my mind. Don't you just love the scenery?" He replied. Rigby looks out the window at the trees. They all have evil-looking faces on them. It scares Rigby and (Y/n), and leaves them hugging each other and panting against the seat. They look out the window again to see the British Taxi. They gasp and look back to see it driving closer and closer. Rigby whimpers as the car suddenly stops. "Oh, bother." Pops said.

"What? Why are we stopping? What's going on?" (Y/n) asked. "It seems we've run out of gasoline." Pops said. "Oh man, oh man, this is not good! He's coming and we're stuck here! Mordecai!" Rigby shouted. Mordecai wakes up, screaming. "What, what is it?" He asked. "We ran out of gas, and he's coming for us!" (Y/n) shouted, she ducks to the bottom of the taxi. "Come on, we gotta get out and push. Come on, guys." Mordecai said to Rigby and (Y/n), who were clinging to each other fearfully. "No! I'm not going out there!" (Y/n) shouted. "Fine, Pops and I will push you both all the way home then." Him and Pops exit the taxi and start pushing it back. "Geez."

"No, no, no, no, no, not back this way!" Rigby and (Y/n) see the headlights of the British taxi and gasp. They're coming closer. "No, no, no, no, no!" M&P see the British taxi coming, but aren't scared. "Alright, help." The duo get out of the taxi screaming, and run off. "Rigby! (Y/n)!" Mordecai looks back and sees that the car really is the British taxi. "Ello, gov'nor!" "Holy crap, it's real! Run, Pops!" M&P run away. The British taxi runs over Pops' taxi, shattering it to pieces. Rigby and (Y/n) are still running. M&P follow. The taxi is still chasing the three. They all jump over a log, but the British taxi keeps going and runs over the log. "Pops, look out!" Mordecai grabs Pops in the nick of time. The taxi's still driving on. M&P watch it go.

"Oh no! It's going after Rigby and (Y/n)! We gotta help them!" Pops puts his hat back on. "Rigby! (Y/n)!" Mordecai and Pops shouted. Rigby and (Y/n) are still running. Rigby's tail touches the grill, almost running him over. The duo sprint, and end up at a dead end. The taxi comes up and corners them, leading them to lean against a tree. The taxi isn't giving up. "Ello, gov'nor." The duo scream. "Rigby! (Y/n)!" Mordecai shouted. M&P get hit by the taxi's doors, knocking them unconscious. "NO!" (Y/n) shouted. "Ello, gov'nor!" "We're no gov'nor!" (Y/n) and Rigby try to run away, but bump into a tree. The British taxi laughs evilly. Rigby opens his eyes and sees the taxi try to run (Y/n) over.

"(Y/N)!" "Ello, gov'nor!" Rigby gets up to face the taxi. "The name's FISTS!" He smashes the taxi's headlights. "Leave her alone!" He punches the bumper and kicks the grill. "I hate you!" He pulls the doors off, bites off the taxi sign, and rips off the roof. Then, he walks off and smashes a tree atop the ravaged car. "Stop following us around!" He shouted. In reality, (Y/n), Mordecai and Pops are holding Rigby down as Rigby's squirming. "Rigby! Wake up! Rigby, it's okay!" (Y/n) shouted frantically. "Stop... (Y/n)?" He asked. "Oh, thank show you're alright." Pops said. "I did it! I conquered my fear! I cleaned that taxi's clock, with my fists." Rigby said.

'Kind of, you hit your head and started going psycho on the taxi, but, actually, the taxi was a kid." Mordecai said. The taxi unfolds itself to reveal that it was the employee from the video store. "You?" Rigby and (Y/n) asked. "Yeah, what's your problem?" He replied. "Why were you following us in that taxi suit?" (Y/n) asked. The employee sighs. He's holding a paper. "My boss made me wear this. I'm from the video store. Your rental is overdue." He said. "Why didn't you just call or something?" Mordecai asked. "I did, and I sent a fax!" He replied. "That was you?" (Y/n) asked. "Yes! So can you just return the video, please?" He asked.

And (Y/n) chuckles nervously. "Uh, about that..." she trails off. "We broke it." Rigby said. "Well, you're gonna have to pay for it." The employee said, and (Y/n) sighs, before handing him some money. Later that night, (Y/n) is still sleeping over with her best friends. "Hey, Mordecai?" Rigby asked. "Augh, not again." He replied. "Don't worry, dude, I'm not scared again. I just—Thanks, dude, for helping me out with my fears and stuff." Rigby said. "No problem, man. Good night, Rigby, (Y/n)." He said. "Good night, Mordecai." They both said. Rigby then looks at (Y/n). "Oh, and (Y/n)," she turns to him. "I'm... I'm sorry, for, you know, trying to force you into watching it. I won't make you go through something like that again." He said,

and her eyes widened, then she smiles. "No, it's... it's fine. But... are you sure you're okay?" She asked. Rigby raises an eyebrow. "Why wouldn't I be?" He asked. "You... you yelled my name earlier back when you were out of it, and..." Rigby's eyes widened. "Oh, did I?" Rigby then grabs a small watch. "Oh would you look at the time. It is getting late, well goodnight!" He waves to her quickly before turning around and pretending to snore. (Y/n) raises an eyebrow at him, then playfully rolls her eyes before turning over to go to sleep. Later in Rigby's dream, he's in his Fists persona, driving a car. "They say this city's pretty tough. But I'm tougher." He's driving a British Taxi in the sky. The car flies off towards the moon.